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Happy Noodle Boy posted:A good Hitman movie would be a reverse John Wick where you don't show the John Wick parts. It's a mob family or crime group desperately trying to figure out who's killing them one by one. Cast someone recognizable as 47 and have him in the background of every other scene disguised. That actually sounds absolutely brilliant. It would be like a wheres wally slasher flick with wally as the killer. I really want to watch that now.
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Another Hitman movie, another opportunity to use "Names are for friends, so I don't need one" missed.
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Mar 4, 2015 17:19
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Uh, the iconic Hitman line is "I need to use the bathroom", thank you very much.
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Mar 4, 2015 17:55
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Why don't you sort some mail then, macho pig.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:A good Hitman movie would be a reverse John Wick where you don't show the John Wick parts. It's a mob family or crime group desperately trying to figure out who's killing them one by one. Cast someone recognizable as 47 and have him in the background of every other scene disguised. Funny that you say that, this topic came up in conversation a few weeks ago, and we reached pretty much the same conclusion. And then realized that it's basically just a Final Destination movie with a contract killer. Which I'm totally down for, but I don't mind me some b-movie shlock.
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Mar 4, 2015 18:48
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47 is such a non-character anyway so doing a movie from the victims' perspective seems like it would be the best way to go.
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Stare-Out posted:47 is such a non-character anyway so doing a movie from the victims' perspective seems like it would be the best way to go. Isn't that what the movie is going to be anyway?
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The MSJ posted:Kill a man with an exploding Bible. Swapping a prop gun with a real one at an opera house so the climax of the play ends with the target being unwittingly murdered by his co-star. Knocking out a luchador and stealing his costume so you can kill Danny Trejo in the ring with your bare hands. Killing a man in a crowd during Chinese New Year and nobody noticing because they're too occupied watching fireworks. Stealing a nuclear bomb from a terrorist base and walking out with it since everybody's too scared of setting it off to risk shooting you.
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Mar 4, 2015 23:12
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Hitman would probably work better as a TV series than a movie.
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Set the whole film on a luxury paddle steamer IMO
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Mar 5, 2015 03:24
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Lizard Combatant posted:Set the whole film on a luxury paddle steamer IMO Short film where a man in the background of each scene headbutts everyone on a paddleboat cruise to death one by one, stealing their identity each time.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:58
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Peanuts movie posters.   
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Edit: never mind.
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Mar 5, 2015 05:09
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It's weird how you can see every hair on Lucy's head but her eyes are just some lines.morestuff posted:Is Charlie Brown a misfit? I don't remember him actually doing anything in the comics. He just sits around talking about how all generally accepted holiday customs are bad and how no one likes him so, yeah, he's a misfit.
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Mar 5, 2015 05:11
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ThatPazuzu posted:He just sits around talking about how all generally accepted holiday customs are bad and how no one likes him so, yeah, he's a misfit. Hah, you caught the post in time. It's one of those words I don't automatically think of in its literal sense.
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Perestroika posted:At least this time around the guy can kinda pull off the look without looking like a thumb with an angry face drawn on it. Movie's still going to be terrible, though. Yeah, I love Timothy Oliphant, but he is not...he is not good at being bald. Also I feel like whoever they get to play Hitman shouldn't actually be that good of an actor, if that makes sense. Like when nerds are doing fantasy casting for a comic book thing and they just shove some random wrestler in because he looks the most like < superhero character>? That might actually work in this case. rawillkill posted:Don Jon was actually great, sorry for anyone that doesn't feel that way It actually wasn't. I'm sorry you had to find out this way 
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Wolfsheim posted:Also I feel like whoever they get to play Hitman shouldn't actually be that good of an actor, if that makes sense. Like when nerds are doing fantasy casting for a comic book thing and they just shove some random wrestler in because he looks the most like < superhero character>? That might actually work in this case. It was gonna be Paul Walker, which makes a LOT more sense.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:It was gonna be Paul Walker, which makes a LOT more sense. He's so good he made his own death look like an accident. 
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The MSJ posted:Peanuts movie posters. It bothers me that they put by Schulz on all of these even though Charles died 15 years ago, and it's his dumb talentless kids making this movie. Not that Peanuts is highbrow literary stuff, but he did create it and keep it going for decades.
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Ariza posted:It bothers me that they put by Schulz on all of these even though Charles died 15 years ago, and it's his dumb talentless kids making this movie. Not that Peanuts is highbrow literary stuff, but he did create it and keep it going for decades. He probably asked for his name to be on all Peanuts stuff, like Bob Kane.
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ThatPazuzu posted:He probably asked for his name to be on all Peanuts stuff, like Bob Kane. Bob Kane has his name on all Peanuts merchandise? Man, I want that guy's lawyer.
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Mar 5, 2015 15:51
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That Peanuts stuff just looks too weird. Its the mixture of high quality details with the original cartoonish drawings. Like Snoopy with a side face and realistic fur.
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Mar 5, 2015 15:59
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I like it. Looks kind of like it was put together with cut-up photos and sharpie.
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Mar 5, 2015 16:25
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The 40-Year Old Blockhead
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ThatPazuzu posted:He probably asked for his name to be on all Peanuts stuff, like Bob Kane. You know I take back what I said. For some reason I thought he signed his full name on his strips, but he didn't and you're probably exactly correct. I did like that the animation looks like something different and I've got a kid so I'll be seeing someday regardless. Blue Sky doesn't have the strongest track record though. The Ice Ages were dumb, Rios were both awful, Robots, Epic, & Horton Hears a Who were just OK.
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You know in-motion I actually quite like how the movie looks; it has some nice visuals for flair and breaks form quite a lot but there are tons of shots that make it look like really ncely done stills from the comics.
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Wolfsheim posted:
It's Low-Ki's time to shine!  Before you ask, yes he wrestled in the full suit. 
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He also got unceremoniously released for doing that without permission.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:He also got unceremoniously released for doing that without permission. Loki getting unceremoniously released is his gimmick though.
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New Furious 7 poster 
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Harlock posted:Just buy the rights to The Transporter and call it HItman Here's some bad news: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2938956/?ref_=fn_al_tt_8 I don't know why we couldn't get some more "good" Transporter movies after the pretty alright first one :[
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Mar 6, 2015 18:27
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I think I did it. I think I just found the poster that can't be topped.
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I feel like my brain is having issues parsing that image and that's before getting to the wheelchair full of rejected Terry Gilliam drawings.AlternateAccount posted:Here's some bad news: Transporter Origins: Rise of the Driver Yodzilla fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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Mar 6, 2015 19:38
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ruddiger posted:I think I did it. I think I just found the poster that can't be topped. I look and I look and I can't find a poster of that image. I've got a friend who collects schlock-y horror movie posters, and he's just love it.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:A good Hitman movie would be a reverse John Wick where you don't show the John Wick parts. It's a mob family or crime group desperately trying to figure out who's killing them one by one. Cast someone recognizable as 47 and have him in the background of every other scene disguised.
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Lotish posted:Yeah, they seem to be playing it like Hitman is the Terminator and Quinto is Kyle Reese. at the end of the movie quinto pulls off a mask and it's another hitman
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corn in the bible posted:at the end of the movie quinto
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AlternateAccount posted:Here's some bad news: The first Transporter movie was incredibly boring and bad. 2 is the only good one of the three.
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TheJoker138 posted:The first Transporter movie was incredibly boring and bad. 2 is the only good one of the three. Which one had the extremely homoerotic shirtless oil fight? Because that's the best one.
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Transporter 2 had a scene where a hobo looks at something in utter disbelief and then throws away his paper bag-wrapped liquor bottle which, one can only assume, had XXX written on the front of it. Also: Kate Nauta. Transporter 2 is the best.
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