Movie Posters - The good, the bad & the awful

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Mister Chief: Jun 6, 2011

That Richie Rich show looks like the most tone deaf thing ever.

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Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

I had never heard of Richie Rich on Netflix.

What a cool dude!!!

# ? Apr 28, 2015 05:47

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

Netflix diluting their brand so hard the past few months it's homeopathic.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 05:58

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

Netflix is trying to make something to appeal to literally every possible demographic, Richie Rich is just their version of the cookie-cutter tween sitcoms the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon make.w

# ? Apr 28, 2015 06:06

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Sleeveless posted:

Netflix is trying to make something to appeal to literally every possible demographic, Richie Rich is just their version of the cookie-cutter tween sitcoms the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon make.w

They have unlimited hours to fill so why not program for every demographic?

# ? Apr 28, 2015 06:19

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Gaspar Noe has a new movie out. The new movie has posters that are extremely :nws:

First one

Second one, which is extra Not Work Safe

For the love of god, don't click these links at work.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:06

LesterGroans: Jun 9, 2009; It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Vagabundo posted:

Gaspar Noe has a new movie out. The new movie has posters that are extremely

First one

Second one, which is extra Not Work Safe

For the love of god, don't click these links at work.

Pft, apparently you work in a Hitler factory.

It's fiiiiinnne everyone.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:11

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

Ha, wow. That second one. Jeez. I wonder if it's cgi like the one in Irreversible.

It took me a second to notice the dude in the first one. At first I was like "two chicks going at it? Right on" then I noticed contestant #3.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:18

Cleretic: Feb 3, 2010; Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

LesterGroans posted:

Pft, apparently you work in a Hitler factory.

It's fiiiiinnne everyone.

IT'S REALLY NOT :siren:

# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:19

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Cleretic posted:

IT'S REALLY NOT

loving prude.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:21

LesterGroans: Jun 9, 2009; It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Cleretic posted:

IT'S REALLY NOT

Hahaha good joke, pal.

It's literally the best thing to show at a daycare/business meeting/anywhere.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:52

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

LesterGroans posted:

Hahaha good joke, pal.

It's literally the best thing to show at a daycare

No doubt a mod would agree with this.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 08:02

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

LesterGroans posted:

Pft, apparently you work in a Hitler factory.

It's fiiiiinnne everyone.

A factory run by Hitler or where they make Hitlers?

# ? Apr 28, 2015 08:03

LesterGroans: Jun 9, 2009; It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

mr.capps posted:

A factory run by Hitler or where they make Hitlers?

Why not both?

The MSJ posted:

No doubt a mod would agree with this.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 08:18

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Isn't the logo on those Noe posters just ripping off the unreleased poster for Shame?

# ? Apr 28, 2015 09:29

Mister Chief: Jun 6, 2011

# ? Apr 28, 2015 09:41

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Ahaha the title treatment is disgusting

# ? Apr 28, 2015 11:54

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Mister Chief posted:

That Richie Rich show looks like the most tone deaf thing ever.

I haven't watched it but apparently they try to tone things down a little by having him be a self made millionaire through some invention and not just inheriting it all.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 14:23

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

mr.capps posted:

A factory run by Hitler or where they make Hitlers?

The factory that makes the genie lamps where every wish involves turning you into Hitler as a form of ironic comeuppance.

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

So is this Noe seeing Nymphomaniac and saying "I can do better/worse"?

# ? Apr 28, 2015 22:43

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

They have unlimited hours to fill so why not program for every demographic?

And practically unlimited cash.

I don't think people understand right now. Invest in Netflix. They're making everything from Oscar contenders to niche cartoons right now and it doesn't matter if they gently caress up, they just print more money next month. They're hiring execs from studios all over town and they are their own production company and distribution channel.

Invest in Netflix.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 02:02

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD: Sep 14, 2007; everything is yours

The amount of times Reed Hastings himself has almost hosed Netflix up only for it to rebound stronger than ever is amazing. Netflix is bulletproof.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 02:39

scary ghost dog: Aug 5, 2007

kiimo posted:

And practically unlimited cash.

I don't think people understand right now. Invest in Netflix. They're making everything from Oscar contenders to niche cartoons right now and it doesn't matter if they gently caress up, they just print more money next month. They're hiring execs from studios all over town and they are their own production company and distribution channel.

Invest in Netflix.

netflix shares cost more than google shares

# ? Apr 29, 2015 02:42

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

kiimo posted:

And practically unlimited cash.

I don't think people understand right now. Invest in Netflix. They're making everything from Oscar contenders to niche cartoons right now and it doesn't matter if they gently caress up, they just print more money next month. They're hiring execs from studios all over town and they are their own production company and distribution channel.

Invest in Netflix.

Absolutely. They are a money printing machine.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 02:56

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

So is this Noe seeing Nymphomaniac and saying "I can do better/worse"?

Probably, in which case I'm totally down. Subject matter aside a new Gaspar Noe film is always reason to celebrate since they always take so drat long, only four films in like almost twenty years.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 03:18

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

scary ghost dog posted:

netflix shares cost more than google shares

No problem, just buy a single $100 share and in five months you'll have a $150 share. That's $50 for doing nothing, in five months! You can't lose!

edit: No I didn't look up the actual price and no I don't care.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:10

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

King Vidiot posted:

No problem, just buy a single $100 share and in five months you'll have a $150 share. That's $50 for doing nothing, in five months! You can't lose!

edit: No I didn't look up the actual price and no I don't care.

July 2012, $53.91, today $563.06.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:38

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Netflix killed the Cable star.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:42

Sir Kodiak: May 14, 2007

Unless you have insider knowledge, you should assume that things like "has been successful" and "will likely continue to be successful" are already factored into the share price.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:46

Mister Chief: Jun 6, 2011

You guys talking about Qwikster?

# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:50

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Sir Kodiak posted:

Unless you have insider knowledge

Nah. I mean I just saw a movie they did that is for sure going to be nominated for an Oscar but that's it.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:54

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

Mister Chief posted:

You guys talking about Qwikster?

I'm still sad Qwikster dying took their plan for video games with it.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:00

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

kiimo posted:

Nah. I mean I just saw a movie they did that is for sure going to be nominated for an Oscar but that's it.

I'd guess this is their Fukunaga movie, unless there's something coming up I'm forgetting about

# ? Apr 29, 2015 13:07

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

muscles like this? posted:

I haven't watched it but apparently they try to tone things down a little by having him be a self made millionaire through some invention and not just inheriting it all.

I watched a few episodes. And yeah, in these series he used to be a middle low class kid that got filthy rich by some ecological invention and now lives with his dumb dad, his sexy robot maiden and his only two or three friends who seem to be more interested in his money than anything else. It's the show I would had found funny if I was a 10 year old girl in the mid 90's.

# ? Apr 29, 2015 13:30