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Kavak posted:They most certainly did. Did you not use the internet last week? Everyone I know fell off last year so all I see are tweets saying "raaaaape" with no real context. I did see that Sand Snake's tits though, well done missus.
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I've probably seen more tits on this show than from any other source. And those were some amazing tits even by this titty show's tit standards. I let out an audible "drat, honey", so yeah, I get it, show. I get why you didn't hire an actress. e: it's sad that the highest praise you can give this show anymore is "well, it sucks. But it had a titty." e2: and to think, there were once conversations about whether the show was feminist. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 13:11 on May 26, 2015 |
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May 26, 2015 12:52
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:It was pretty blatant in the book too. But they played spooky reveal music during that scene! A GLISTENING HODOR posted:And those were some amazing tits even by this titty show's tit standards. Agreed. Even my 16-year old daughter, to my surprise, said that those were drat fine breasts.
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May 26, 2015 13:55
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:It was pretty blatant in the book too. Isn't it explicitly stated several times?
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hobbesmaster posted:Isn't it explicitly stated several times? R+L=J is more heavily implied.
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May 26, 2015 14:43
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People poo poo on HBO and the showrunners need to recognize the showfinger's plans make much more sense than bookfinger's plan. And gently caress Sansa's virginity, don't put it on a pedestal.
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May 26, 2015 15:01
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I've probably seen more tits on this show than from any other source. Good avatar-post combo considering the actress was born in 1996.
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May 26, 2015 15:25
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whatever7 posted:And gently caress Sansa's virginity, don't put it on a pedestal. It ain't the virginity, it's that the literal decade-long promise of Sansa becoming a major political player seems to have been kneecapped in the name of the holy "subversion"
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May 26, 2015 15:29
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weren't you gay, hodor? i seem to recall you being gay
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V. Illych L. posted:weren't you gay, hodor? i seem to recall you being gay Exactly my point. e: If it helps set the mood, I did say "drat, honey" in the queeniest voice.
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May 26, 2015 15:32
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V. Illych L. posted:weren't you gay, hodor? i seem to recall you being gay Can't a man love tits and fat pink masts?
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RC Cola posted:Can't a man love tits and fat pink masts? The world will be devastated when we reveal that fags love tits, too. So many bad thinkpieces shall be written.
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May 26, 2015 15:37
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Good tittays are like good music, if the song's good enough you can appreciate it even if you aren't into the genre. All I can talk about in this show/book are tits. It's me, I'm the worst feminist
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May 26, 2015 15:55
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Shoehead posted:Good tittays are like good music, if the song's good enough you can appreciate it even if you aren't into the genre. Well frankly is there anything else to discuss about the show now that it's gone to hell? The rape is bad. The tits are good. The writing is bad. The tits are good. Repeat for two and half more seasons, then the finale is just a lukewarm turd with a sparkler stuck in it slowly spinning on a lazy susan.
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May 26, 2015 15:59
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May 26, 2015 16:56
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Didn't get to see the episode yet but seriously Tyrion is already meeting Dany? I wasn't expecting that to happen at least until the end of the season. Wow. I imagine the entire episode is fast forwarded parts of Tyrion and Jorah blurring by doing stuff then stopping it right when it gets to Dany.
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Hunky Joe posted:Didn't get to see the episode yet but seriously Tyrion is already meeting Dany? I wasn't expecting that to happen at least until the end of the season. Wow. 99% of JonCon/Aegon gets erased, Jorah and Tyrion go through Valyria, Jorah gets greyscale, they're captured by slavers and as slaves they fight in the Mereen fighting pits because Dany now is okay with slavery and Jorah is like "buh it's me" and Dany is all "lol gtfo" and then Tyrion is like "I'm Tyrion Lannister" and pro-slavery Dany in her city that's not under siege is like "zomg no way" and fade to black. Legitimately so bad.
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RC Cola posted:Can't a man love tits and fat pink masts? yeah but i feel it adds necessary context, i.e. the appreciation is more aesthetically objectifying than sexually objectifying
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:99% of JonCon/Aegon gets erased, Jorah and Tyrion go through Valyria, Jorah gets greyscale, they're captured by slavers and as slaves they fight in the Mereen fighting pits because Dany now is okay with slavery and Jorah is like "buh it's me" and Dany is all "lol gtfo" and then Tyrion is like "I'm Tyrion Lannister" and pro-slavery Dany in her city that's not under siege is like "zomg no way" and fade to black. It's like someone said "people have been waiting like fifteen years for this moment. It's a really important moment! Momentous even. What should they say to each other?" "how about i am tyrion lannister and smash cut to credits?" "gently caress it, print it, i'm out to lunch"
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Krinkle posted:It's like someone said "people have been waiting like fifteen years for this moment. It's a really important moment! Momentous even. What should they say to each other?" "how about i am tyrion lannister and smash cut to credits?" "gently caress it, print it, i'm out to lunch" "Anakin Skywalker, meet Obi-Wan Kenobi."
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May 26, 2015 17:38
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:99% of JonCon/Aegon gets erased, Jorah and Tyrion go through Valyria, Jorah gets greyscale, they're captured by slavers and as slaves they fight in the Mereen fighting pits because Dany now is okay with slavery and Jorah is like "buh it's me" and Dany is all "lol gtfo" and then Tyrion is like "I'm Tyrion Lannister" and pro-slavery Dany in her city that's not under siege is like "zomg no way" and fade to black. gently caress, I totally missed the "slavery is back in style, guys!" aspect of the whole thing. Makes no sense, if you think about it. Which I guess the writers didn't do. Or the continuity people. Or the director, or the producers.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:99% of JonCon/Aegon gets erased, Jorah and Tyrion go through Valyria, Jorah gets greyscale, they're captured by slavers and as slaves they fight in the Mereen fighting pits because Dany now is okay with slavery and Jorah is like "buh it's me" and Dany is all "lol gtfo" and then Tyrion is like "I'm Tyrion Lannister" and pro-slavery Dany in her city that's not under siege is like "zomg no way" and fade to black. Was that supposed to be the fighting pits?: cripes: Looked more like the auditions for a high school production of Spartacus. Everything is so down-sized in the show. Weeeeelcome to King's Landing folks. This afternoon we have the greatest champions of Westeros risking life and limb for your amusement, try not to crowd them a-are we just going to have the one bleacher oh, uh ok, right.
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To be fair, that was like the minor-league fighting pit to see who gets to advance to the big game. Still loving asinine though. P.S. Boobs.
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May 26, 2015 17:43
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My queen you must open up the fighting pits everyone watches the fights. Everyone! the whole city will love you if you open them back up. Twelve people under a single umbrella watch four people poke each other in an open pavillion. What the gently caress kind of showing is this for the most popular sport of a city? CGI up some goddamn crowds. Use the flat rotating to face the camera sprites from a bad video game for all I care.
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May 26, 2015 17:43
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Well I know this goes without asking but... Did they find a cock merchant at least?
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No tyrion pulled his chains and whipped the childe holding his fetters and told them he was a pit fighter too and the guy said whatever.
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May 26, 2015 17:46
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Well chalk me up under disappointed then. I would've settled for "could be worse" which meant "they also didn't find a cock merchant". This season could've been better with a guy selling prosthetic wangs at a carnie booth.
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May 26, 2015 17:48
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Anyone got a screen cap of those tittys? I don't want to have to download the episode just to see them again.
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May 26, 2015 17:55
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Kelly C. is the cock merchant. She'll receive an indecent proposal. A fleet of ships for one little, teensy thing. In return she will offer Tyrion the command of the unsullied.
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May 26, 2015 17:59
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Krinkle posted:My queen you must open up the fighting pits everyone watches the fights. Everyone! the whole city will love you if you open them back up. I thought it was supposed to be like the early qualifiers of the Champion's League, teams and players you've never heard of competing.
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May 26, 2015 18:26
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"In this corner we have the undefeated warrior of countless matches, Budgetus Minimus!"
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Bemis posted:I thought it was supposed to be like the early qualifiers of the Champion's League, teams and players you've never heard of competing. NFL Preseason draws a crowd of more than 6 people. Also, wasn't banned for over a year. The first fighting pit fight should have had the city flipping its collective poo poo.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:NFL Preseason draws a crowd of more than 6 people. Also, wasn't banned for over a year. NCAA tourney is a big deal but still nobody gives a poo poo about the play in games. Regardless, did their budget get decreased or something?
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May 26, 2015 18:33
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So what happened with Stonesnake? I can imagine him climbing away and slowly making his way back to Castle Black and saving the day.
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May 26, 2015 18:36
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He's been listed in every single appendix since ACOK and he's not marked as dead, so something's up with him. The appendices never lie.
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May 26, 2015 18:39
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What was with that random big guy who freed Tyrion for no explained reason? Oh please tell me it's Strong Belwas...
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May 26, 2015 18:49
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Brony Hunter posted:What was with that random big guy who freed Tyrion for no explained reason? Oh please tell me it's Strong Belwas... That would be awesome. I am also missing the Greatjon. He and Stonesnake and Rickon will rule the north
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May 26, 2015 18:57
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I mean, he did use an arakh to free Tyrion, and we didn't get to check his stomach for scars, so maybe? Truly the most exciting scene in Season 5 thus far, if so.
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Too little too late. If he doesn't heave a gummy log on Mereen's champion what good is he?
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Too little too late. In the essence of condensing characters to borrow others' plot lines, Strong Belwas will take the place of Dany making GBS threads in the fields. He will then lead his own Khalasar once he defeats Khal Whateverhisnameis and offer it to Dany.
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