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Vicodiva posted:Jim Bobsburgh "...short, lame, epileptic, senile, and completely bald before 35, he was always on the verge of death, but repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live."
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DrManiac posted:Duggar crusader kings 2 mod when The portraits would be easy, at least. Paste the Jim Bob mouth and crazy eyes everywhere. Jumpingmanjim posted:Ah reminds me of the old joke about why baptists are opposed to premarital sex. Don't leave me hanging buster.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:18 |
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canyoneer posted:Don't leave me hanging buster. Baptists don't like premarital sex because it might lead to dancing! They really, really don't like dancing. nobody knows why.
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froward posted:Baptists don't like premarital sex because it might lead to dancing! They're self-aware about how white people look when they try to dance
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Lord of Pie posted:They're self-aware about how white people look when they try to dance That's probably it. Would also explain why they try to keep darker-shaded people segregated out in separate schools, churches, neighborhoods. they're really apprehensive about being judged for their poor rhythm.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:36 |
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Casimir Radon posted:It's still the same thing with fundamentalists, except the alliances get them access to the kind of things that hicks think are important. "We've arranged for you to marry Levi (Extreme white-trash name) cause' his dad owns 2 7-11s. One you done consummated things we can have all the free Slushys we want!" You're giving backwoods Arkansas rednecks too much credit here. Likelier scenario is "...'cause his dad owns two triple-wides and a forty-acre junkyard! Once you done consumated things Pa can finish filling the rest of the yard with rotted-out car frames and old lawn tractors!"
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:38 |
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Josh Dugger was caught having an affair with Kim Davis. Videos of him feltching her were posted to Youporn.com
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:39 |
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Geoj posted:You're giving backwoods Arkansas rednecks too much credit here.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:40 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:
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No. 6 posted:Josh Dugger was caught having an affair with Kim Davis. Videos of him feltching her were posted to Youporn.com josh is a good man, he'll do anything to promote traditional family values.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:52 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:
Jim(my Carter) Bob?
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:53 |
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No. 6 posted:Josh Dugger was caught having an affair with Kim Davis. Videos of him feltching her were posted to Youporn.com You know, you really had my hopes up.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:54 |
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Jim Bob'd.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 10:45 |
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The whole arranged marriage thing is the ideal that middle class fundies in very isolated communities like the duggars who basically lock their kids up in chastity belts can aspire to. For the rest of them, it's a quasi-consensual, unprotected, drunken hook-up at sixteen that leads to a little miracle from God and a shot-gun marriage. There were so many pregnant girls in my high school.
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Universe Master posted:The whole arranged marriage thing is the ideal that middle class fundies in very isolated communities like the duggars who basically lock their kids up in chastity belts can aspire to. For the rest of them, it's a quasi-consensual, unprotected, drunken hook-up at sixteen that leads to a little miracle from God and a shot-gun marriage. There were so many pregnant girls in my high school. Hmmm...If only there were many and varied ways to keep that scenario from happening, from education and freely available supplies, to birth control, minor surgery, emergency contraceptives and yes, even abstinence and abortion. I guess the fundies' abstinence and ignorance only program is working fine, if you like kids becoming parents before they're old enough to vote. I graduated high school from a small rural town in the mid-west US that had more churches in it than stores and restaurants. The school system taught actual useful sex ed stuff ( I don't know if they do now, I graduated in 2001) and to my knowledge none of the girls around my age, give or take a year or two were pregnant in my two years there, despite many being sexually active. GASP! Maybe being directly outside an Air Force Base made a difference? Obviously 17-21 YO airmen with more debt than sense were going to gently caress HS girls, so the base commander probably "encouraged" safe practices and leaned on the local school system to do the same. Just spit ballin'. Kinda weird for that part of the country, really. Maybe it was the flouridated water.
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Remember when Michelle did robocalls to stop a LGBT rights bill?quote:
About that... quote:Late last year the voters of Fayetteville, Arkansas repealed a city council-approved and comprehensive LGBT rights bill after a vicious campaign spearheaded by the Duggar family. Today Fayetteville voters rejected hate and by a 53-47 margin approved an imperfect new LGBT rights bill. The Democrat-Gazette reports: Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Hmmm...If only there were many and varied ways to keep that scenario from happening, from education and freely available supplies, to birth control, minor surgery, emergency contraceptives and yes, even abstinence and abortion. I guess the fundies' abstinence and ignorance only program is working fine, if you like kids becoming parents before they're old enough to vote. If that had been a Marine base things would have been different.
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Not to interrupt... the whatever is going on, but now there's a big old todo about Jill Duggar Dillard and her husband. They've been soliciting money to do mission trips in El Salvador. But, people are finally starting to get angry, because in the (something like) 4 months they've been there, they've flown back to the US 3 times. Oh, and this link talks about it more. The reporter fails to talk about the hilarious photo they used though. I'm not usually good at picking out photoshops, but uh...
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 20:32 |
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Bonapartisan posted:Oh, and this link talks about it more. This is exactly what I would expect someone with the name "Derick Dillard" to look like.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 20:56 |
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Bonapartisan posted:
Goddamn quit linking to lovely popup click bait bullshit sites. Just loving copy past the loving text and quit making everyone waste bandwidth and intelligence looking at 1007747747288839 ads sandwiched between each drat line of a 'news article.'
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:00 |
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Install an adblocker. God bless.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:14 |
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Geoj posted:
i went to high school with this guy and he's definitely a douchebag
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:29 |
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wipeout posted:Install an adblocker. God bless. Yes, I'll install an adblocker that works on my phone while using the Awful app browser. Go gently caress a Duggar.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:43 |
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Medium Cool posted:i went to high school with this guy and he's definitely a douchebag Everyone went to highschool with that guy.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:43 |
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Look, poo poo ain't hard: Link here quote:Fans are beginning to question whether Jill Duggar and her husband are spending donated money on mission work or for personal expenses.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:46 |
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Yup, I'm just preaching to death squads in one of the most violent countries in central america. Just take my word for that please.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:12 |
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Boy they really need to hear about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a country that is 80% Christian
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:21 |
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ElwoodCuse posted:Boy they really need to hear about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a country that is 80% Christian For some reasons, nutty Evangelicals really, really don't like Catholics, and think the Church is satan himself.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:36 |
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that kid has the look of a jim bob
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:43 |
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The Duggars should just skip to the endgame and re-enact Jonestown to get the publicity they crave.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:02 |
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PT6A posted:For some reasons, nutty Evangelicals really, really don't like Catholics, and think the Church is satan himself. Catholics believe in evolution, and that the world is more that 6,000 years old. I'm mean, clearly not blond american jesus worthy thoughts.
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Do It Once Right posted:Yup, I'm just preaching to death squads in one of the most violent countries in central america. Just take my word for that please. Like the Duggars would set foot in a country with brown-skin people that don't speak American!
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The White Dragon posted:that kid has the look of a jim bob There's definitely a Jim of Bob in his blood
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:35 |
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imandyyo fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Sep 10, 2015 |
# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:47 |
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Some times a picture is worth a thousand words. "You always miss 100% of the kids from cum shots your wife doesn't take" -Jim Bob
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:54 |
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Oh come on, we all know you photoshopped his mouth to the left.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:58 |
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Yup and hosed up on the link
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Universe Master posted:Catholics believe in evolution, and that the world is more that 6,000 years old. That's because the Catholics admitted they hosed over Galileo because of his use of Copernican astronomical theory. Catholics had their asses handed to them but they learned from (some of) their mistakes. These Christos-fascist fundies like the Duggars are corrupt & revel in the breathtakingly stupidity of their followers. Make serious bank from stupid cross-humpers is a good scam. Wish I could sling that Jezuz-bullshit like a Huckabee but I can't keep a straight face to pull that poo poo off.
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Could have done more to make it look less like an obvious photoshop.
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