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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Defenestration posted:


Babby that doesn't yet speak English
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children

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LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Radish posted:

The "Armed society is a police society" idea is designed so that "certain people" get to have unrestricted access to guns and "other people" get to be assumed to have guns which is why they can be killed for being dangerous regardless of if they are armed or not. Twelve year olds being executed by police for holding toy guns and the justice system siding with the cops while white guys get to walk into Starbucks packing rifles and no one cares is the result of this.

Good point there. I forgot that racism/classism and the Just World Fallacy didn't exist until the invention of guns. Oh, wait, you're just a dipshit. :pseudo:

The entire notion is actually and erroneously predicated on the simple notion that if everyone is equally lethal (hence 'armed', as arms can help equalize physical disparities) then all actions must be carefully considered lest you be killed in a straight up murder or duel. However, this entire scenario exists in a vacuum of privilege because it doesn't account for either the singular advantage afforded by lucky genetics or upbringing (you're a six-foot two duelist from a wealthy family that could afford fencing tutors and lots of time to practice? that five-foot four cobbler that has barely held a sword doesn't have a chance!) or the group/class advantage afforded either to born or appointed members that have special dispensation to kill and reduced consequences (if any) for murder of members of the outgroup.

Extrajudicial killings by members of the state, from police to samurai to musketeers have never been because a weapon was put into their hands - they happen because they are indoctrinated into a divided worldview where the lives of an outgroup are devalued to disposability, and this attitude reinforced by the legal outcomes of the same social/government system that indoctrinated them in the first place.

You were so close to it, though, which is frustrating. Its like you selected the right response and Regis says 'Final Answer?' and in the moment of doubt choose the worst possible answer. You keep alluding to and dancing around the word 'racism' and then just as I think you're going in for the point you just veer off.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011


I really just had to comment on how dumb this is.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


I wrote up a response but then realized that participating in an idiotic gun derail is stupid. I should have known I was setting off LeJackal's Gun Signal by even mentioning self-defense advocates and now I'm admitting my mistake and shutting up.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


LeJackal posted:

Good point there. I forgot that racism/classism and the Just World Fallacy didn't exist until the invention of guns. Oh, wait, you're just a dipshit. :pseudo:

The entire notion is actually and erroneously predicated on the simple notion that if everyone is equally lethal (hence 'armed', as arms can help equalize physical disparities) then all actions must be carefully considered lest you be killed in a straight up murder or duel. However, this entire scenario exists in a vacuum of privilege because it doesn't account for either the singular advantage afforded by lucky genetics or upbringing (you're a six-foot two duelist from a wealthy family that could afford fencing tutors and lots of time to practice? that five-foot four cobbler that has barely held a sword doesn't have a chance!) or the group/class advantage afforded either to born or appointed members that have special dispensation to kill and reduced consequences (if any) for murder of members of the outgroup.

Extrajudicial killings by members of the state, from police to samurai to musketeers have never been because a weapon was put into their hands - they happen because they are indoctrinated into a divided worldview where the lives of an outgroup are devalued to disposability, and this attitude reinforced by the legal outcomes of the same social/government system that indoctrinated them in the first place.

You were so close to it, though, which is frustrating. Its like you selected the right response and Regis says 'Final Answer?' and in the moment of doubt choose the worst possible answer. You keep alluding to and dancing around the word 'racism' and then just as I think you're going in for the point you just veer off.

Missed the 300m silhouette on that one. He was pointing out a legitimate flaw in the idea of 'Sam Colt made everyone equal' with the fact that arming folks doesn't erase or relieve the engrained societal differences that allow black teens walking away from a cop to get shot 16 times while a group of shitheels can carry rifles into a Chipotle and then call anyone who doesn't like it an oversensitive liberal. It's a legitimate argument against the opd addage, especially since poo poo like duels of honor don't happen in our society anymore.

In other words; LeJackal, make the thread.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

LeJackal posted:

Good point there. I forgot that racism/classism and the Just World Fallacy didn't exist until the invention of guns. Oh, wait, you're just a dipshit. :pseudo:

If they did exist before the invention of guns, and I'm willing to stipulate that they did, it doesn't actually take away from his argument. And I'm pretty sure it's beside the point anyway. But you just get back to posting your gun defense porn.

It must be extra confusing growing up gay and ammosexual.

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Radish posted:

I wrote up a response but then realized that participating in an idiotic gun derail is stupid. I should have known I was setting off LeJackal's Gun Signal by even mentioning self-defense advocates and now I'm admitting my mistake and shutting up.

:jerkbag: I hope LeJackal can see this, because I am doing it as hard as I can.

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

Coming from the group that clamored around Paul Ryan pretending to wash dishes. :rolleyes:

xergm fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Dec 21, 2015

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Radish posted:

I wrote up a response but then realized that participating in an idiotic gun derail is stupid. I should have known I was setting off LeJackal's Gun Signal by even mentioning self-defense advocates and now I'm admitting my mistake and shutting up.

Whats even funnier is that if you had avoided guns and used 'arms' instead your original point of

Radish posted:

designed so that "certain people" get to have unrestricted access to guns arms

would have have had a lot more rhetorical heft because there is a ton of historical precedent for 'certain people' (the rich and privileged) to have unrestricted access to arms and their uses while 'certain people' (of the wrong race or class) were barred. This would have more closely adhered to your point about ingrained racism, but you fumbled at the 5 yard line. I mean, I agree with your ability to see the problem, but I have issues with your short-sighted tracking to its root.

Its like you're complaining about pay disparity and suggesting their pay gets lowered, rather than everyone be treated equally.

J.A.B.C. posted:

In other words; LeJackal, make the thread.

The thread has been made and was shut down by mod fiat. There is no way such a thread can exist on this subforum because certain opinions run counter to the established group consensus, and posters that deviate from it are targeted for probations/bans.

It's not going to happen.



Nevvy Z posted:

It must be extra confusing growing up gay and ammosexual.

Only if you're incapable of seeing past petty tribalism and understanding that people are actually complex organizations of thoughts, beliefs, and feelings.....just like you.
Empathy is hard, I know, but try at least.

LeJackal fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Dec 21, 2015

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

LeJackal posted:

The thread has been made and was shut down by mod fiat. There is no way such a thread can exist on this subforum because certain opinions run counter to the established group consensus, and posters that deviate from it are targeted for probations/bans.



Hmm. Yes. It's a conspiracy.

Sounds legit.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Doctor Butts posted:

Hmm. Yes. It's a conspiracy.

Sounds legit.

Do you work on a farm? Thats a drat fine strawman.

Feast your eyes on this repost from my uncle on facebook.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
Same Matt Walsh?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/matt-walsh/bad-customer-service_b_3799574.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

:wtc:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Goddammit it happened again! Turn left thread noooooooo

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
I was at Whole Foods the other day, which is supposed to be my little liberal sanctuary, but at the olive bar there was this fat, middle-aged man wearing what I could best describe as a tactical fedora? I don't know, he was dressed like he was out for some classy adventure, like Indiana Jones. Anyway, he was open-carrying a knife while loading up a box with fancy olives.

It looked really easy to take from him. And by it I mean the knife. I don't think you could prize those olives away from him. I don't know what was going on in his mind that made him feel safe or made him feel like he was protecting others. He probably practices drawing his knife really fast in the mirror and thinks it looks pretty good while totally ignoring the awkwardness of his geometry.

It looked so easy I was so tempted. It was just out there on his ample hip and his stubby little arms were busy with olives, so impossibly far from his knife.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

LeJackal posted:

Do you work on a farm? Thats a drat fine strawman.

Unless you have proof that gun threads aren't looked kindly upon because, and I quote, "certain opinions run counter to the established group consensus, and posters that deviate from it are targeted for probations/bans" and not because, say, certain posters are caustic individuals who actively worsen the threads and communities they participate in then you are, in fact, engaging in conspiracy thinking. So no, he was spot on.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

So a friend of mine posted some macro that said "If women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes. Why would anyone ever employ men.

But that's none of my business"

Thankfully the background wasn't that loving Kermit sipping tea. But holy gently caress I'm seeing more and more guys I knows fall into this MRA bullshit

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Who What Now posted:

Unless you have proof that gun threads aren't looked kindly upon because, and I quote, "certain opinions run counter to the established group consensus, and posters that deviate from it are targeted for probations/bans" and not because, say, certain posters are caustic individuals who actively worsen the threads and communities they participate in then you are, in fact, engaging in conspiracy thinking. So no, he was spot on.

You're allowed to post, aren't you?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
So no.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Kurt_Cobain posted:

Cops have a guy on the ground

One cop shoots the other cop

Shot cop plants a gun

Shot cop then kills the person who did not shoot him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I-Xg-Ga1a8

Nevvy Z posted:

Or just this.

Or this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Who What Now posted:

Unless you have proof that gun threads aren't looked kindly upon because, and I quote, "certain opinions run counter to the established group consensus, and posters that deviate from it are targeted for probations/bans" and not because, say, certain posters are caustic individuals who actively worsen the threads and communities they participate in then you are, in fact, engaging in conspiracy thinking. So no, he was spot on.

What's funny is the "certain posters" he might name, and those you're thinking of, are probably on opposite ends of the debate.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Armyman25 posted:

What's funny is the "certain posters" he might name, and those you're thinking of, are probably on opposite ends of the debate.

Nah, the anti-gun posters always going on ironically championing for gun owners to be able to exercise their rights to blow their brains out is equally tiring and unfunny and D&D is a better forum without those posts.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

LeJackal posted:

Good point there. I forgot that racism/classism and the Just World Fallacy didn't exist until the invention of guns. Oh, wait, you're just a dipshit. :pseudo:

The entire notion is actually and erroneously predicated on the simple notion that if everyone is equally lethal (hence 'armed', as arms can help equalize physical disparities) then all actions must be carefully considered lest you be killed in a straight up murder or duel. However, this entire scenario exists in a vacuum of privilege because it doesn't account for either the singular advantage afforded by lucky genetics or upbringing (you're a six-foot two duelist from a wealthy family that could afford fencing tutors and lots of time to practice? that five-foot four cobbler that has barely held a sword doesn't have a chance!) or the group/class advantage afforded either to born or appointed members that have special dispensation to kill and reduced consequences (if any) for murder of members of the outgroup.

Extrajudicial killings by members of the state, from police to samurai to musketeers have never been because a weapon was put into their hands - they happen because they are indoctrinated into a divided worldview where the lives of an outgroup are devalued to disposability, and this attitude reinforced by the legal outcomes of the same social/government system that indoctrinated them in the first place.

You were so close to it, though, which is frustrating. Its like you selected the right response and Regis says 'Final Answer?' and in the moment of doubt choose the worst possible answer. You keep alluding to and dancing around the word 'racism' and then just as I think you're going in for the point you just veer off.

Shut the gently caress up, LeJackal.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Bast Relief posted:

I was at Whole Foods the other day, which is supposed to be my little liberal sanctuary, but at the olive bar there was this fat, middle-aged man wearing what I could best describe as a tactical fedora? I don't know, he was dressed like he was out for some classy adventure, like Indiana Jones. Anyway, he was open-carrying a knife while loading up a box with fancy olives.

It looked really easy to take from him. And by it I mean the knife. I don't think you could prize those olives away from him. I don't know what was going on in his mind that made him feel safe or made him feel like he was protecting others. He probably practices drawing his knife really fast in the mirror and thinks it looks pretty good while totally ignoring the awkwardness of his geometry.

It looked so easy I was so tempted. It was just out there on his ample hip and his stubby little arms were busy with olives, so impossibly far from his knife.

Holy poo poo I'm not the only one! The urge to kick these fat nerds in the knee and steal their toy is just so almost overwhelming. I'm not a bully lord knows, but let's be super super clear here: the ONLY reason you CAN carry your toy in public is because we are so safe. If we lived in a truly dangerous society chubsy wubsy over there with his trenchcoat would be taken out first and his toy used to do some actual damage.

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!
So I'm not going to post it for obvious reasons, but I encountered a strange one from my cousin today.

It depicts Obama lying in a casket with the caption "The Most Celebrated Holiday in American History."


How could someone post that and not get a meet and greet from the Secret Service?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

xergm posted:

So I'm not going to post it for obvious reasons, but I encountered a strange one from my cousin today.

It depicts Obama lying in a casket with the caption "The Most Celebrated Holiday in American History."


How could someone post that and not get a meet and greet from the Secret Service?

Plausible deniability. It doesn't say (unless you left something out) that "I'm going to commit the act and thus create a 'holiday'", just that "When Obama dies, we'll celebrate". Presumably as a corollary to people freaking out when Reagan/Thatcher died.

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000
The thread was shut down because the interesting discussion had run its course and all that was left was an apparently limitless supply of really lovely posts. We still have another open gun thread though, if you're feeling up for it.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Yeah LeJackal pull the trigger, make the thread.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"What's this about guns being dangerous?"
_______/

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SSNeoman posted:

Yeah LeJackal pull the trigger, make the thread.

If only the forums Illuminati wasn't conspiring against him and his awful gun posts :freep:

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

Duke Igthorn posted:

Holy poo poo I'm not the only one! The urge to kick these fat nerds in the knee and steal their toy is just so almost overwhelming. I'm not a bully lord knows, but let's be super super clear here: the ONLY reason you CAN carry your toy in public is because we are so safe. If we lived in a truly dangerous society chubsy wubsy over there with his trenchcoat would be taken out first and his toy used to do some actual damage.

Exactly. I got really close to him too, because I was trying to get to the cheese, not because I was actually, really tempted to take his knife. He didn't react to my proximity at all. Maybe he did an ocular pat down and assessed my threat level correctly. Still, a lot of sketchy people come to that particular store due to the location and availability of bathrooms. Inside or outside the store, I'd say that guy actually makes himself a bigger target.

Anyway, I remain to be convinced that relying on citizens to protect citizens with weapons is going to reduce mayhem in public places. Saw a bumper sticker today in liberal land claiming "guns save lives" and on the same car "Jesus is coming." I just feel like the people who want to arm themselves to protect other citizens probably wouldn't be all that good at or capable of being effective.

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bast Relief posted:

Exactly. I got really close to him too, because I was trying to get to the cheese, not because I was actually, really tempted to take his knife. He didn't react to my proximity at all. Maybe he did an ocular pat down and assessed my threat level correctly. Still, a lot of sketchy people come to that particular store due to the location and availability of bathrooms. Inside or outside the store, I'd say that guy actually makes himself a bigger target.

Anyway, I remain to be convinced that relying on citizens to protect citizens with weapons is going to reduce mayhem in public places. Saw a bumper sticker today in liberal land claiming "guns save lives" and on the same car "Jesus is coming." I just feel like the people who want to arm themselves to protect other citizens probably wouldn't be all that good at or capable of being effective.

So he was actually wearing like a big bowie knife or a ka-bar or something on him? Not just a leatherman or other multitool? I mean, I've got a skeletool that I'll bring places because it's an amazingly handy piece of metal, but I'd never walk around in public pretending to be Crocodile Dundee or something stupid.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
drat this fat guy no one actually spoke to is getting roasted. Savage.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

inkblot posted:

So he was actually wearing like a big bowie knife or a ka-bar or something on him? Not just a leatherman or other multitool? I mean, I've got a skeletool that I'll bring places because it's an amazingly handy piece of metal, but I'd never walk around in public pretending to be Crocodile Dundee or something stupid.

quote:

For the last 3 days in a row (four including today) I was looking for a dog to adopt at the Bonnie L. Hays Animal Shelter (1901 SE 24th Ave Hillsboro, OR).



I went those 3 days open carrying a Black Ka-bar in a synthetic sheath with no problems. I spoke with the people working there, asked questions about the dogs, asked questions about adopting. Filled out an application, I spent most of the time standing there waiting. Had several conversations with the manager on the days I was there (except today). One day there was a security gaurd, or animal control officer not sure, they had a star badge in a circle, gray shirt with red trim but was unarmed (maybe peppar spray), he saw it and gave me a "threat assessment" look and then continued on without saying a word to me. There were no signs saying weapon's were not permitted.

Today, my fourth day there, one of the (fat ) women there came up and asked in an extremely concerned voice:
"What's that hanging on your belt? :what:"
*I look down thinking I might have rubbed up against something, and looked on left my side, looked on my other side, then looked back up to her with a confused look on my face not knowning to what she was referring*
She then said, "That. " and pointed to my right side.
*I turned my right hip toward her, and lifted the sheath higher off my leg and said with astonishment:
"This?!"
"Yeah"
"Why?"
Again in a wavy concerned voice she said:
"Because thats a deadly weapon"
I said "So? :shock:"
"We don't allow deadly weapons here, you have to take it off and leave it in your car"
*sigh*
At this point when I realized she was looking at me like I was some kind of monster, I instantly got a sickening feeling in the core of my body, I have never been so blatantly discriminated against by another human being in my life. I proceeded to leave without arguement because I knew these people wouldn't be capable of comprehending what I said, and I wasn't in the mood for a police encounter. With my prior contact with the people working there they are highly unintelligent with a complete collectivist attitude with total lack of any common sense. That being said, I just left immediately.

I got the business card of the Animal Services Manager yesterday for the purposes of complaining about how poorly I was treated in regards to customer service (I guess they didn't notice the knife those days?). Yesterday when I was waiting outside the shelter (thinking about if I wanted a dog there) a man in his late 50's said
"Man that women is a real bitch huh?"
I said, "Yeah, that's our government for us"
and he knodded deeply in agreement.

I guess I have one more thing to complain about.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

xergm posted:

So I'm not going to post it for obvious reasons, but I encountered a strange one from my cousin today.

It depicts Obama lying in a casket with the caption "The Most Celebrated Holiday in American History."


How could someone post that and not get a meet and greet from the Secret Service?

My aunt posts a lot of political stuff on Facebook, mostly about how Obama is terrible. She recently posted this screed in all-caps that ended with "LOCK N LOAD!" I was waiting for her to get a visit from the Secret Service, but she ended up editing it out.

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

Why the gently caress does it take 4 days to adopt a dog?! For every dog I ever adopted we spent maybe 3 hours at the shelter.

And being asked to take off a knife the size of a newborn baby rocked this man to his soul? What a pussy.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

VorpalBunny posted:

Why the gently caress does it take 4 days to adopt a dog?! For every dog I ever adopted we spent maybe 3 hours at the shelter.

And being asked to take off a knife the size of a newborn baby rocked this man to his soul? What a pussy.

well it's rude to ask people to leave their comfort items or animals at home if they really need them to function. you know about therapy dogs? think of it as a therapy knife.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

inkblot posted:

So he was actually wearing like a big bowie knife or a ka-bar or something on him? Not just a leatherman or other multitool? I mean, I've got a skeletool that I'll bring places because it's an amazingly handy piece of metal, but I'd never walk around in public pretending to be Crocodile Dundee or something stupid.

It was in some showy hand-tooled leather holster. The edge of the blade was clearly outlined, so I wouldn't think it was was a multitool.

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000
I noticed a pretty gruesome image in my feed the other day which claimed to be a photo a of former US ambassador to Libya Chris Stevens getting his balls electrocuted with a cattle prod during the Benghazi attack. And of course it's Hillary's fault and just imagine how she'll treat the rest of us (she's gonna electrocute all American balls, fellas). I won't post the image because it's totally :nws: but you probably know the one. Incidentally it's probably against Facebook's terms of use as well. (Looked it up later and apparently it's from some torture resistance training session in Argentina? - so not even real.) Also some rubbish about "The Pentagon" being ready to go into Benghazi and, you know, stop the whole thing and rescue everyone, but OBAMA and HILLARY ordered them to stand down because... well because they're just evil as poo poo I guess. Like, maybe Barry figured a successful attack on the embassy would improve his chances in the 2012 election? Honestly I don't even know what the purported reason for allowing the attacks to happen is supposed to be :shrug: but I guess they just really loving hated Chris and Sean and so let them die, even against their own self interest, or something.

Anyway I touched the poop and it didn't go well. I did remain civil, starting out with literally "That is not a photo of Christopher Stevens" and nothing else. Wasn't long before Snopes was invoked as a leftist plot orchestrated by billionaire Marxocapitalist George Soros. I did not mention Snopes first, and in fact I didn't look at the Snopes entry about this until all was over. I did, however, defend Snopes, pointing out that a site like that doesn't really need billionaire backing, and that there is no reason to think their funding model is anything other than what they say it is i.e. ad-supported. Finally, I pointed out that just because a crank with readership says a thing on the Internet, doesn't make it so. Pretty uncontroversial I would hope.

That about wraps it up... the result?

There was some last message posted that I never read, because the entire thread was deleted. Then, this person unfriended me. Then, they blocked me from their profile. I also think they might have reported me to Facebook because I strangely enough had trouble posting a totally unrelated link the next day.

The person? My own father.

Kilroy fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Dec 22, 2015

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

http://www.returnofkings.com/75440/38-pictures-that-show-the-decline-of-america-since-the-1950s

Its banner is a Dees photoshop. Love the good ol' days.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

As a middle class white male I feel just like the minorities I have been oppressing because I couldn't have my dick extensionblankie on me at all times.

Also how do you nod "deeply" in agreement?

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