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Beet Wagon posted:Live shows are always comedy gold, if only for the ability to enrage the entire twitch chat. We should all ask about the farewell letter that Derek tweeted!
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Flight model has been addressed according to AtV. IFCS 2.0 allows them to have multiple flight modes and handled change based off mass and other factors rather than a static number in a XML file Unfortunately no scarves this year.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:05 |
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Dusty Lens posted:One of my favorite fictional currencies would have to be the C-Bill from the Mechwarrior universe. When the Asimov Foundation esq collapse of the government/resulting military fallout took its toll on the galaxy's infrastructure the ability to communicate between worlds was maintained by a neutral party and the amount of data that could be transmitted was utilized as a the economic standard of the inner sphere. anything at all would be better but i guess they have to do it this way otherwise how are they going to make their stupid game keep paying off once all the whales are already up on the pequod and being harvested for their blubber? since everything revolves around getting that money and an over-the-top grimdark setting (which doesn't even do a 40k and push that to its hilarious and stupid conclusions) even if everything worked you'd wind up with a p2w dogfighting sim in a boring, grey universe with boring aliens and with everyone flying crappy utilitarian ships.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:05 |
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I'm gonna ask Ben if his parents' suicide notes will blame him or apologize to him
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:06 |
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It's funny how bad CryEngine is for everything they want to do. It's a complete millstone. All because Chris was too lazy to make his own pitch video
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:06 |
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This crazy train never stops, does it?
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:09 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'm gonna ask Ben if his parents' suicide notes will blame him or apologize to him
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Slow_Moe posted:
tbqh i'll miss it when it does
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:11 |
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Gilganixon posted:tbqh i'll miss it when it does That'll be a long time though. We've got several more months before it completely collapses. That'll be followed by more weeks, if not months, of gnashing of teeth. That'll be followed by expose articles and documentaries. Then the lawsuits will finally make it to court. on and on and on and on the pain train keeps rolling
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:14 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Flight model has been addressed according to AtV.
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spacetoaster posted:That'll be a long time though. I predict the gaming press will be all "No one could have suspected!!!"
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:15 |
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Gilganixon posted:tbqh i'll miss it when it does There's a goon-made kickstarter funded City of Heroes game being made, I'm sure it will turn in to the next SC thread one day, just smaller scale where we all will wish it was as amazing as this was
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:15 |
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Octopode posted:I think people are a little too up in arms about something that probably needs to happen if they want the game to ever actually come out; for all the wailing and gnashing of teeth over broken promises and un-lived up to hype, sacrificing what was, ultimately, an extraneous game mode largely disconnected from the core gameplay experience is a better project management decision than CIG has shown in the past. If they manage to stick out all the vitriol associated with it, it will say a lot about whether they are going to be able to run a functional game that appeals to more than whales in the face of inevitable outcry from the $15K+ backers or if they are going to cave to the very loud minority in the face of unpopular decisions that are better for the game. For what it's worth, I agree. I knew Smartians (I came up with that myself, Reddit, be sure to credit me) would be all over it because it's a broken promise, but it was a good move given the environment CIG put themselves in. Frankly, it was not a great idea anyway. Though it was hilarious to see Reddit try play pretend and say that this would clearly be the next great MilSim shooter that puts Call of Duty to shame. Who the gently caress seriously wanted a janky FPS clone out of this anyway. That's not to say that breaking commitments is okay, but honestly, hasn't making ridiculous claims and promises been SC's problem since the beginning? Obviously it'd be better if they stopped making them in the first place, but at least they're backing off on them when it makes sense to do so. Yes, there's still the huge issue of CIG getting themselves into the situation in the first place, their complete and utter lack of open communication about anything of substance, and then their rapid back pedaling when questioned on anything that might threaten their whale-base. But let's be honest, for the game to actually materialize, canning Star Marine(tm) was a good move.
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Berious posted:I predict the gaming press will be all "No one could have suspected!!!" What'll be funnier is the ones who've been fellating Croberts will be like: "Oh, we knew all along! Ha ha."
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:17 |
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I dedicate this song to Christ Roberts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRO8zXppzQ0 Please shitizens, stop masturbating to jpegs.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:18 |
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Is this a game yet or is it still a ponzi scheme?
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:18 |
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Ash1138 posted:then why does it look like loving garbage? it's like the desert combat mod for battlefield 1942 where jets could take off backwards Ah sorry, when I say addressed that is CIG speak for "we will get to it eventually." Given that flight dynamics, gravity, and other basic physics aren't real important with a game in space...I expect 2018 for them to roll that out.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:19 |
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vyst posted:Is this a game yet or is it still a ponzi scheme? Either way, it's a failure.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:19 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:There's a goon-made kickstarter funded City of Heroes game being made, I'm sure it will turn in to the next SC thread one day, just smaller scale where we all will wish it was as amazing as this was i'm doing a kickstarter soon and i can only hope it implodes into a disgusting mess like this (don't give me money)
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:19 |
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alf_pogs posted:oh no, the shitposting is coming from inside the community And then I checked the caller ID and I realized that the shitposting was COMING FROM UPSTAIRS.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:19 |
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spacetoaster posted:That'll be a long time though. If EightAce is right CIG has much more cash than one would expect, and will comfortably make it through 2016 and maybe further even if the cash flow is strangled We'll have a lot of anonymous leaks, high-profile exits, skeptical articles, random backer rage and Chrisplaining before the end Don't worry friends this will be one long, long ride
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:21 |
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Hav posted:I wouldn't necessarily say that, there is some conservation of momentum evident with a hard body collision, but it doesn't seem to have been adjusted. I'm not directly contradicting you, but the ship that blats another ship off the pad is showing some imparted energy. Full points for the transfer of momentum; what had caught my eye more though was the in-flight physics. Ships can spin and turn on a dime, and zig-zag in every direction, as if someone is moving them around in a model editor - that was more my observation at the time.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:23 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:If EightAce is right CIG has much more cash than one would expect, and will comfortably make it through 2016 and maybe further even if the cash flow is strangled I guess I should make some more parody letters...
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:25 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:If EightAce is right CIG has much more cash than one would expect, and will comfortably make it through 2016 and maybe further even if the cash flow is strangled That assumes they spend all the remaining funds banging their heads against the wall trying to make a game. If it's clear to top brass that SQ42 aint happening they might just poo poo out whatever complies and try to exit with as many mocap studios as humanly possible.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:28 |
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spacetoaster posted:I guess I should make some more parody letters... Sandi would be difficult to emulate, because you'd have to wrap your head around the "almost English" that they're written in. Ben would be easy - just mention "Wing Commander" a bunch of times, and keep trying to close the thread, even though it's a letter.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:29 |
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It's fun to look at their stretch goals if you haven't in awhile: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals basically every single thing is made up. Between $3,750,000 and $4,000,000 they promised 4 new star systems, modding tools, and increased SQ42 from 35 missions to 45. All that for $250,000? just lol that all they did was buy 100 tables from restoration hardware because they are just starting on SQ42 mission ONE today. HKS fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jan 29, 2016 |
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SuperSpiff posted:For what it's worth, I agree. I knew Smartians (I came up with that myself, Reddit, be sure to credit me) would be all over it because it's a broken promise, but it was a good move given the environment CIG put themselves in. Frankly, it was not a great idea anyway. Though it was hilarious to see Reddit try play pretend and say that this would clearly be the next great MilSim shooter that puts Call of Duty to shame. Who the gently caress seriously wanted a janky FPS clone out of this anyway. but it's all moot because the next year+ is going to be dedicated to sq42 which may or may not exist as more than footage of people in grey pajamas covered in ping pong balls reciting crappy dialogue. hope you like the PU as it is because that's all it's gonna be for a long time.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:31 |
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How may words does one need to change in the lyrics of Bitches to make it about CIG? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Lmg8twCkQ
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Scruffpuff posted:Sandi would be difficult to emulate, because you'd have to wrap your head around the "almost English" that they're written in. I could fake a Chris letter because we've all gotten used to seeing his dumb letters on the website. We could parody Ben comments by just creating fake mod posts boxes and filling in the text. Which is pretty much what I did with the chairman letter. Sandi doesn't have anything recognizable like that. I suppose we could try a bad lip reading thing with her videos......
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:35 |
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spacetoaster posted:I could fake a Chris letter because we've all gotten used to seeing his dumb letters on the website. We could parody Ben comments by just creating fake mod posts boxes and filling in the text. Which is pretty much what I did with the chairman letter. Just use the phrases "butt hurt," "special snowflake," and "one of the best saleswomen in the world and have been ever since I was a little girl." Easy.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:If EightAce is right CIG has much more cash than one would expect, and will comfortably make it through 2016 and maybe further even if the cash flow is strangled
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Scruffpuff posted:Full points for the transfer of momentum; what had caught my eye more though was the in-flight physics. Ships can spin and turn on a dime, and zig-zag in every direction, as if someone is moving them around in a model editor - that was more my observation at the time. Oh yeah, agreed. There's something entirely off about the inertia and the idea of imparted energy from thrust which underwrites the concept of a 'physics engine'. The 'moving things around in the object editor' was something I accused 'Skyjacker' of doing. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/digitilus/al-skyjacker https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/digitilus/skyjacker-space-combat-sim It was everything that Star Citizen promised to be, but I got suspicious early on because they were effectively using concept art and big talk to attempt to push the game. They failed a couple of times, then launched a starship constructor before announcing that they were moving to San Francisco. Since then, radio silence.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:41 |
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reddit is poo poo
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:42 |
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spacetoaster posted:I could fake a Chris letter because we've all gotten used to seeing his dumb letters on the website. We could parody Ben comments by just creating fake mod posts boxes and filling in the text. Which is pretty much what I did with the chairman letter.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:43 |
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spacetoaster posted:Sandi doesn't have anything recognizable like that. I suppose we could try a bad lip reading thing with her videos...... Ben looks at his notes all the loving time, by the way, it's just the camera is mostly on Sandi.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:44 |
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hello chris you could remove the artificial speed limit if you made the ships 10,000 times larger plees send me a (non jpeg) money
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:47 |
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also leak the lovely script for sq42 i wanna markov chain it
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:48 |
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EightAce you can manage this thread won't snitch
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Scruffpuff posted:Sandi would be difficult to emulate, because you'd have to wrap your head around the "almost English" that they're written in. Sandi is the easiest to emulate
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You know, with all the promises they've made so far, the reliance on nostalgia, and the desire for the backers to play dull roles in-universe, I'm surprised they haven't offered to sell an honest Space Bulldozer to push the remains of ships from the landing pads after Goons crash into them. Everything is in-game for this right now. Stop loving around Chris - make this happen.
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