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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I checked my Facebook on a whim and show-only normies are legit loving depressed and heartbroken about this poo poo and I'm reminded yet again that either everyone is retarded or I'm dying of irony poisoning. send them this: MOD EDIT: don't post nudes in book barn kthx (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I checked my Facebook on a whim and show-only normies are legit loving depressed and heartbroken about this poo poo and I'm reminded yet again that either everyone is retarded or I'm dying of irony poisoning. My facebook feed is a lot of people making elevator jokes.
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Hogge Wild posted:they all have brain injuries because their religion requires them to be drowned I know, I said that within the last few pages of the thread.
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May 24, 2016 01:45
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I checked my Facebook on a whim and show-only normies are legit loving depressed and heartbroken about this poo poo and I'm reminded yet again that either everyone is retarded or I'm dying of irony poisoning. It's not the White Walkers or the Children of the Forest who are the villains in this story. No. It's us. The bitter posters in the bad thread. We are the real evil.
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May 24, 2016 02:03
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MG3 posted:I can think of one, Uhhh Frankenstein. It is a pretty common thing in classic mythology too, angels rebelling against God; Titans getting overthrown by the Gods, et cetera, et cetera. It is not a new thing.
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ZearothK posted:It is a pretty common thing in classic mythology too, angels rebelling against God; Titans getting overthrown by the Gods, et cetera, et cetera. It is not a new thing. I mentioned the reapers because it is a pretty current version of the story, but more importantly, it is a version that was told badly enough to warrant comparison to GURM writing.
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May 24, 2016 02:34
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The Golem myths in Jewish folklore are also explicitly about creations turning on their creators or otherwise going wild. Perhaps a better fit since, like Frankenstein, they are explicitly artificial. While the Greek stuff and whatnot is more generational conflicts between parent and child.
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Evil Fluffy posted:Has the show made a big deal of kinslaying at all? Sure in the books it's one of the worst things you can possibly do, which is why it's largely believed Euron used a Faceless Man or some other assassin rather than kill Balon himself, but in the show it seems like it's not a big deal which leads to Euron's "eh yeah I murdered my own brother to seize power who wants to join me?" Would be awesome if they think they are the Iron born - but actually, their islands are filled with Lead deposits, which makes them all retarded. And their "Iron" weapons are also made of soft soft lead. They aren't really even feared. Mostly they drown at sea because they are retards. Many of them die because they drown them in advance because their god tells them too. Occasionally they get off their retard island safe-space and bash some people to death with their leaden mauls - mostly poor coastal types who don't even have weapons. Theon actually grew up much smarter because he was taken off the island at a young age and ingested only a relatively small amount of lead. This is what Euron learned during his travels. 99% of people are smarter than they are. Those Wizards he was talking about were just sort of smart people who could add 4+4 together. Euron: MAKE THIS DRAGON EGGS HATCH! Wizard: That is a stone, it isn't a dragon egg. Euron: HATCH IT OR I WILL KILL YOU! [waves lead mace in the air - pointing to the pile of bodies whose heads he has just crushed in] Wizard: uhm, well, ok let me work on that Euron: I WILL HAVE DRAGON! Wizard: I'm so loving dead edit: I posted before you I read yours... Hogge Wild posted:they all have brain injuries because their religion requires them to be drowned We're on the some wave length here. kcroy fucked around with this message at 03:13 on May 24, 2016 |
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kcroy posted:Would be awesome if they think they are the Iron born - but actually, their islands are filled with Lead deposits, which makes them all retarded. And their "Iron" weapons are also made of soft soft lead. They aren't really even feared. Mostly they drown at sea because they are retards. Many of them die because they drown them in advance because their god tells them too. Occasionally they get off their retard island safe-space and bash some people to death with their leaden mauls - mostly poor coastal types who don't even have weapons. Theon actually grew up much smarter because he was taken off the island at a young age and ingested only a relatively small amount of lead. This is what Euron learned during his travels. 99% of people are smarter than they are. Those Wizards he was talking about were just sort of smart people who could add 4+4 together. This is awesome.
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Beef Hardcheese posted:Just another character written out of the show, I know, I know, oh oh oh Beneath the Sea the Books are based on the Show I know I know h , b , o!
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Hogge Wild posted:send them this: loving lol.
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So hey guys, back after like 7000 posts, what'd I mi---Hogge Wild posted:send them this: When the gently caress did the mods start paying attention to this thread? Also Bran is somehow the biggest prick in a show that has Showfinger. Well played, GRRM.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I checked my Facebook on a whim and show-only normies are legit loving depressed and heartbroken about this poo poo and I'm reminded yet again that either everyone is retarded or I'm dying of irony poisoning. I am legitimately bewildered that anyone can feel anything but bitter resignation for anything that happens in this story. This applies to people who watch and people who read.
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The admins just got the chrome doohickey that lets me see reports in a timely fashion working again. Trust me, I don't enjoy reading this thread any more than you enjoy having me here
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:The admins just got the chrome doohickey that lets me see reports in a timely fashion working again. so like, someone reported that photo?
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I checked my Facebook on a whim and show-only normies are legit loving depressed and heartbroken about this poo poo and I'm reminded yet again that either everyone is retarded or I'm dying of irony poisoning. Man, I've got book readers from '08 or so crying about Summer. You remember, Summer! From all those memorable moments in the past five seasons like
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Lycus posted:The created turns on the creator story is old as gently caress, but goons can only name examples from within their lifetime and pop culture interests. Ugh Titanomachy? More Bioware poo poo thanks for nothing HBO. Its like poetry it rhymes its like poetry it rhymes Itslipor Itslipor Astapor.
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kcroy posted:so like, someone reported that photo? Was it a hot chick or the surprise cock from last night?
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I Own Soulz posted:Was it a hot chick or the surprise cock from last night? It was hodors magnum dong
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:The admins just got the chrome doohickey that lets me see reports in a timely fashion working again. I've got you covered dude, you can peace out! I had thought about the branding allowing the Night King to make it across the Wall. I am looking forward to watching the Wall fall at some point. I hope Edd makes it through alive. I think they've done a good job shortening the plot and getting rid of loose ends this season and the end of the last. We see Dorne become reduced to an army marching north to King's Landing with Sandsnakes bent on revenge. We see Dany with an army and dragons. We see the Iron Born turned into a navy to carry an army. We see the Tyrells as an army to fight the faith militant and, likely, the Dornish. We see the Vale become an army to fight the Boltons. We see minor characters complete their arc like Stannis, Shireen, Summer, Shaggydog, Hodor, Roose, the Dornish, Selmy, etc. We are reintroducing "Yara" and the Blackfish to finish their arcs. They use Jorah to explore the secret of greyscale and maybe Old Volantis. Sam and Arya are still up in the air but they are at least positioning Arya to realize (I think) that she doesn't want to kill without knowing why so hopefully she will get out of the Braavos dead end. It would be cool if the last scene of the year is the Wall tumbling down...
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kcroy posted:so like, someone reported that photo? It was probably breaking the page with how big it is
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I keep reminding myself that 20 years after the first book was published there is one revelation and its HOLD THE DOOR. The American Tolkien. I also really like the lead deposit Iron Born twist, maybe we can send it over to Preston?
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:The admins just got the chrome doohickey that lets me see reports in a timely fashion working again. I like having the mods here. 
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Intel&Sebastian posted:The solution is probably Dany and dragons showing up and wrecking shop. jokes on him, because dany is going to side with the former slaves turned rebellious freemen, the white walkers duh
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Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:I've got you covered dude, you can peace out! THE MOD IN THE NORTH!
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Iron Lung posted:I keep reminding myself that 20 years after the first book was published there is one revelation and its HOLD THE DOOR. The American Tolkien. Also what the White Walkers are.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:THE MOD IN THE NORTH!
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Evil Fluffy posted:The probation glistened wetly. 
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boom boom boom posted:Also, "his manhood glistened wetly" can someone post the rum and milky tits recording plez.
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Dirt posted:Benjen will magically show up, tell us what he's been doing for the last like 7 years, and hook Brans sled up to his horse and take them to safety. Alternatively, Stonesnake.
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So how about that Dorne plot which has had one scene this season? Working as intended. They kill Trystane and are never heard from again.
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Trust me, I don't enjoy reading this thread any more than you enjoy having me here Everyone here feels the same. One of us! One of us!
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The Ninth Layer posted:I'm very curious about how the books are going to reconcile this horrible Sansa/Littlefinger plot with the book events. At least in the books his plan with Sansa in the Vale makes sense. I think this is one of the biggest examples of D&W having the broadstrokes ending. They were probably told that she ends up as Queen in the North, and just shat out as quick a route as possible to that, ignoring the fact that she probably does this by gaining power in the Vale etc, becoming a master player of The Game and ultimately out-Littlefingering Littlefinger. That doesn't involve Ramsay raping her though so.....
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Late to the party but I love that they got The Actor Kevin Eldon in to play Ned Stark's actor in this week's show. Brilliant! Also top tier tits on fake Sansa's actress, up there with Mel & Tyene. Certainly better than the rest of the cast (which somehow get people frothing at the mouth?). Best scene of the season. Edit: Viz Top Tips posted:GET your ‘Hordor’ name by combining the two most prominent syllables of your most requested instruction. Mine’s “Foff”.
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IanTheM posted:Also what the White Walkers are. I already forgot about that one because of how middle-earth-shattering the hodor reveal was.
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Iron Lung posted:I already forgot about that one because of how middle-earth-shattering the hodor reveal was. Everyone seems to also be ignoring that Iain Glen (Jorah Mormont) has tentatively left the show.
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Arcsquad12 posted:So how about that Dorne plot which has had one scene this season? It's funny cause not even the Lannisters or the Small Council are all that worried about it. Budget doesn't call for more than one battle per season so we'll probably get one scene of a dozen guys in armor laying on the ground post-battle.
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