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It must be nice being so powerful that you think of the Borg as Gail the snail.
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It fits well enough. Voyager portrayed the Q not as TNG's wise/whimsical gods, but as a kind of sufficiently hyper-advanced alien people. And First Contact/Voyager Borg were fairly consistent in representing themselves as some crazy hyper-dimensional hive mind that spanned multiple universes, and the robot dudes we saw were just the most disposable extrusion of that hive mind into our comprehensible three dimensions of space. TNG Borg would be gently caress-all to TNG Q, but Voyager Borg might pose some higher-dimensional cosmos threat to Voyager Q.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:20
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Also, why are all the Q just hanging out in the Milky Way anyway? If there's an infinite number of galaxies out there, it seems silly to just fart around here.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:30
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Who's to say Q isn't appearing to 10,000 other beings in 10,000 other galaxies while he's trolling Picard in ours? You puny-brained humans, always thinking in such limited dimensions. 
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Jun 30, 2016 20:32
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FrensaGeran posted:Actually in the abortion of an episode Q2, Dad Q tells Son Q "Don't provoke the Borg!" as if there's some kind of danger the robot zombies could ever put the Q into. Season 3 had Q show up having been banished from the Continuum because he'd kept loving around with lesser beings. It's probably less "hey, don't put the Continuum in danger" and more "hey, don't go around getting civilizations destroyed, because you'll get in trouble/we won't have as many toys to play with".
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criscodisco posted:Also, why are all the Q just hanging out in the Milky Way anyway? If there's an infinite number of galaxies out there, it seems silly to just fart around here. Even super powerful beings want to chill with Patrick Stewart.
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Squizzle posted:It fits well enough. Voyager portrayed the Q not as TNG's wise/whimsical gods, but as a kind of sufficiently hyper-advanced alien people. And First Contact/Voyager Borg were fairly consistent in representing themselves as some crazy hyper-dimensional hive mind that spanned multiple universes, and the robot dudes we saw were just the most disposable extrusion of that hive mind into our comprehensible three dimensions of space. then why the gently caress did they have such a huge problem with the fluidic-space bug people??
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Q: "Hello Worf, eat any good books lately?"
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criscodisco posted:Also, why are all the Q just hanging out in the Milky Way anyway? If there's an infinite number of galaxies out there, it seems silly to just fart around here. The R continuum really doesn't like it when Q steps on their turf
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:then why the gently caress did they have such a huge problem with the fluidic-space bug people?? Fluidic space was the stupidest goddamn thing ever. I also would argue that Voyager should have been crushed immediately instead of just swimming around. It's an entire dimension filled with fluid. Wouldn't that be approaching infinite atmospheres of pressure?
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Jun 30, 2016 20:47
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If only Q would show up and give Janeway an Aston Martin filled with gadgets and a Rolex with a built in laser.
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criscodisco posted:Fluidic space was the stupidest goddamn thing ever. I also would argue that Voyager should have been crushed immediately instead of just swimming around. It's an entire dimension filled with fluid. Wouldn't that be approaching infinite atmospheres of pressure? It should have just collapsed into a giant loving black hole aeons ago.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:then why the gently caress did they have such a huge problem with the fluidic-space bug people?? The Collective rolled up to Moistburg all "nanoprobes!!  " but 877-2-SPECIES was like "nah,no probes  " and the Borg went 
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Did Species 8472 even have ships? I seem to remember them just swimming through Fluidic Space. Seems like it'd be hard to mobilize strategic attacks on the Borg that way.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:It should have just collapsed into a giant loving black hole aeons ago. That's assuming gravity works the same way there. Maybe it's a lot weaker, basically the opposite of Raft.
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criscodisco posted:Did Species 8472 even have ships? I seem to remember them just swimming through Fluidic Space. Seems like it'd be hard to mobilize strategic attacks on the Borg that way. They had ships, and they looked an awful lot like Vorlon ships.
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criscodisco posted:Did Species 8472 even have ships? I seem to remember them just swimming through Fluidic Space. Seems like it'd be hard to mobilize strategic attacks on the Borg that way. Star Trek Armada 2 made a bunch of 8472 ships and they're basically the Zerg.
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Didn't Enterprise have a species where all the ships and space stations were made from hundreds of tiny dodecahedral one-man ships? I liked that idea but you just know if you lived and worked inside your tiny ship it would smell like White Castle in like a week.
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criscodisco posted:Didn't Enterprise have a species where all the ships and space stations were made from hundreds of tiny dodecahedral one-man ships? I liked that idea but you just know if you lived and worked inside your tiny ship it would smell like White Castle in like a week. They were called the Taliban.
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That was the Suliban. There was also a Voyager episode (The Disease) concerning a generation ship capable of breaking up into smaller vessels.
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criscodisco posted:Didn't Enterprise have a species where all the ships and space stations were made from hundreds of tiny dodecahedral one-man ships? I liked that idea but you just know if you lived and worked inside your tiny ship it would smell like White Castle in like a week. I think it was a generational colony ship. Harry got yelled at for getting his dick wet without written permission.
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If I ever meet an alien I'm gonna immediately stick my dick in it whether it wants it or not, and even if I'm unsure of where exactly to stick it in. God help the alien that is devoid of orifices.
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Get my balls in there, too.
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NO gently caress I
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I'd like to think they'd be full of something special like gold flake space pussy juice that looks like Goldshlager but really they'd probably just be full of tumors like the rest of us.
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Do you think it's legal to have sex with Pakleds? Can those guys consent?
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plushpuffin posted:Do you think it's legal to have sex with Tricking stupid people into the sack isn't illegal, is it? I like the way the Earth aliens think, what with the probing. Like, it would be my absolute dream night to drive around gathering up real white trashy guys and forcing them into some assplay, like holy poo poo can you imagine?
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I bet Tom stuck his willy in the tail pipe if that Ford pick up they found floating in space
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Give me a pre-Surak Vulcan female and a half gallon of Yridian lube.
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Three words: Bolian scat play.
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plushpuffin posted:It must be nice being so powerful that you think of the Borg as Gail the snail. Well, the Borg definitely would mash it too
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criscodisco posted:Didn't Enterprise have a species where all the ships and space stations were made from hundreds of tiny dodecahedral one-man ships? Everything is Base10 with those fucks. Also, I would imagine BorgSex would be like those Demolition Man helmets, but with maximum sperg
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Until the ovipositor gets involved.
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I watched an episode of Voyager today where Kes explained that to have a child she needed someone to massage her feet for an hour then have the mate hold hands for 6 days to impregnate her. Also, she needed to eat dirt for some reason.
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Maybe "feet" is Ocampan for cloaca.
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in space no one can hear you scream im gay
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Chinatown posted:in space no one can hear you scream im gay No, in star trek you can
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