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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I planted my seed in op's mom.

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

its cool when their lovely roundup ready(tm) crops blow into a neighboring field and then they sue the owner of that field for stealing their precious roundup ready(tm) crops
They didn't sue him for possessing stolen Roundup Ready crops. They sued him for undergoing a process to create his own Roundup Ready seed by systematically treating fields with Roundup.

I can understand hating the players in the game but Monsanto is in a niche created by the lack of funding to socialized research institutions to keep them competitive with private industry so any rage at Monsanto should probably be split with raging at your government representatives for lining their pockets with bribes and not ear marking more money for socialized innovation.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
they r bad sreioisuly

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Food in the olden days was way worse than modern food

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

But Jaden Smith says that modern food is less nutritious. I'm not sure who to trust here.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not a fan of one comapny controlling lots of food

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Well, I just want to say congratulations to Monsanto, keep on making crops and special seeds and pursue whatever other dreams you want to set your efforts to.We all believe in you. You got it, Kid!

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Moon Atari posted:

But Jaden Smith says that modern food is less nutritious. I'm not sure who to trust here.

no way. + my dad never even saw pomegranates and stuff like that until he was like 20. the modern world is the best its ever been for sure.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Farmers who aren't subsidized by the government are pretty hosed.

So justice for the sheep I guess.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Bert Roberge posted:

Farmers who aren't subsidized by the government are pretty hosed.

So justice for the sheep I guess.

Not necessarily, but it costs a ton of money to run a farm (a new combine is like $500,000) and there tends to be boom and bust cycles in farming so if you're not extremely good at planning for the future it's easy to get in a very bad financial situation when crop prices get really low. Like right now for instance. We've got the biggest corn harvest in history this year but prices are so low that it's very difficult for anyone to make a profit.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Make sure to use literal poo poo for fertilizer

Cruising Altitude
Sep 15, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois
love that lovely popcorn smell at the theatres lol reminds me of fried brains and hematomas

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
But anyway biotechnology is good and everyone against it is a gullible retard

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Red Suit posted:

I'm not a fan of one comapny controlling lots of food

i'll bet you'll change your name to 'one' so that you can claim all the food lmao

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I too, enjoy tasteless genetically modified foods op.
My favorites are the not so sweet corn and mealy tomato.

Cruising Altitude
Sep 15, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois

shoophobo posted:

I too, enjoy tasteless genetically modified foods op.
My favorites are the not so sweet corn and mealy tomato.

i love u i do

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

shoophobo posted:

I too, enjoy tasteless genetically modified foods op.
My favorites are the not so sweet corn and mealy tomato.

That has nothing to do with GMO and everything to do with the consumers demand for the same produce year-round regardless of season

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Genetically engineering crops so that they are better is good. Being able to patent lifeforms and being greedy as gently caress, bad. Mmmmkay?

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I actually don't give a poo poo either way. Mass produced produce tastes like garbage..support your farmers market.
hth.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Monsanto kind of did fund the research Norman Borlaug used to end the food shortages in Mexico and India. They kind of get a break for saving over a billion people from starving to death.

Cruising Altitude
Sep 15, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois

shoophobo posted:

I actually don't give a poo poo either way. Mass produced produce tastes like garbage..support your farmers market.
hth.

buy local buy fine if u can

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

SatansChoice posted:

i spat in Monsanto's face and then called their global offices and personally explained to various vice presidents and ceo's how much i wanted to virally progress their crops using souls
thanks for giving them an idea, jerk

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ghetto wormhole posted:

But anyway biotechnology is good and everyone against it is a gullible retard
It's good but monocropping based on a single variety that they use as a base for transgenic crops is bad, for the same reason that monocropping is bad.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

It's good but monocropping based on a single variety that they use as a base for transgenic crops is bad, for the same reason that monocropping is bad.

Soon they will figure out genetic homogeny is bad for disease resistance, but it's gonna hurt.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Soon they will figure out genetic homogeny is bad for disease resistance, but it's gonna hurt.
I don't think they're stupid enough to think it won't be a problem. I'm sure they've got huge stockpiles of alternate corn crops to sell once the big corn bug hits.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I bet the OP has no idea what we're talking about.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I bet the OP has no idea what we're talking about.
Actually OP is Monsanto of the monsanto corporation, his driver's license says Bobby Monsanto on it, and that's why they named the company that.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

Actually OP is Monsanto of the monsanto corporation, his driver's license says Bobby Monsanto on it, and that's why they named the company that.

i hope steelseries becomes monsanto and youtube and pornhub have an esports war

im on team pornhub but im gonna rep team youporn to start with

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
GMOs have saved billions from starvation, a fact the rich liberals like to ignore.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Roylicious posted:

GMOs have saved billions from starvation, a fact the rich liberals like to ignore.

If you can't keep up with the conversation don't try to join in.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

a hole-y ghost posted:

It's good but monocropping based on a single variety that they use as a base for transgenic crops is bad, for the same reason that monocropping is bad.

A common misconception! What they do (and they do this with genes that are conventionally bred into crops too) is they take the variety with the new gene you want and cross it with another variety that you want to put the gene into so that you've got a 50/50 mix between the two and then you only select the offspring that have the gene you want. Then you cross those with the variety you're still trying to get the gene into and you select for only the ones that have the gene you want again. So at this point you have plants that are 75% genetically the same as the variety you want plus they all have the gene you want from the other variety. You just keep crossing until you've done it about 7 times and now you're more than 99% genetically the same as the variety you want AND all of your plants have the new gene. So you've got a brand new gene from a completely different variety but you've kept almost all of the traits and diversity from the plant you started with. The term for this is backcrossing.

There's a ton of genetic diversity in our crops even if they mostly look the same and a lot of them all have the same single gene or handful of genes that have been added transgenically. Except for stuff like bananas that's reproduced clonally but that's a whole different problem.

Actual monocropping isn't super common in the US because it depletes the gently caress out of your soil and makes pests and diseases much worse. Most people use crop rotation because it's just better.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
nuh uh it evolved itself to be roundup ready

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Roylicious posted:

GMOs have saved billions from starvation, a fact the rich liberals like to ignore.

I like GMOs a lot but frankly this isn't really true. Modern farming practices absolutely have done this but GMOs have mainly served to increase food production in developed countries and only in the past 20 years or so. There are lots of new and exciting advances in genetic technology happening all the time though so I certainly hope they can save/help a bunch of people in poorer areas someday! It would certainly help if Greenpeace and the like stopped making it as difficult as possible for Golden Rice and other projects to get approved.

dookifex_maximus posted:

nuh uh it evolved itself to be roundup ready

Weeds certainly have :( Plant breeding is a constant battle against evolution.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Roylicious posted:

GMOs have saved billions from starvation, a fact the rich liberals like to ignore.

and stalin did some wonderful things for some of the party members, but you never hear the conservatives or liberals acknowledge that

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
ummm OP i've watched documentaries and the future is full of people quaintly working permaculture farms

oh and saving bees by having apiaries on the roofs of their condo buildings

artisanal hipsters will save us all

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Roylicious posted:

GMOs have saved billions from starvation, a fact the rich liberals like to ignore.

rofl why is this a 'the liberals!' thing

the most vocal and ardent anti-monsanto person i ever met was an extremely conservative (ie "obama is a muslim and not american") young-earth creationist i worked with. anti-gmo and anti-monsanto poo poo falls on both ends of the political spectrum.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
monsanto is good b/c we need to be working towards robotic fully automated/remote controlled farming in the shithole worthless cultural vacuum flyover states. develop the supercorn, evacuate all human life to the coasts, neutron bomb the rest, no more will we allow our children to grow up in places like hays, ks or minot, nd

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
who really cares, in 50 years we'll all be eating lab-grown fungal nutrient product because we raw dogged the earth so hard it became infertile

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



in fact i live in a conservative county that has voted republican in every presidential election since at least 1988, and this county has been fighting tooth and loving nail to block farmers from being able to grow gmos for several years.

but just keep pinning everything on those drat liberals, man.

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I.N.R.I posted:

no way. + my dad never even saw pomegranates and stuff like that until he was like 20. the modern world is the best its ever been for sure.

This is true I guess. Kale came from nowhere and has completely changed the salad game. But if I had the money I'd start a loquat farm, I predict big things for loquats within the next decade.

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