TNF Week 3 - The worst 2-0 team in history faces off with the Patriots

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

I will be leaving this thread open so everyone can make fun of the fraudulent team known as the Houston Texans, good night all

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:11

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 08:47

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

boss sub-woofers

Boooooooo.

Nicely done.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:11

Barudak: May 7, 2007

So what the stat is saying, is Bill Belichick should just have a new QB every week and he'd be undefeated forever.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Two Kings posted:

Should Brady just play half a season every year from here on out to keep him well rested and healthy for the playoffs?

Ah, the Bob Sanders gambit.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Intruder posted:

I will be leaving this thread open so everyone can make fun of the fraudulent team known as the Houston Texans, good night all

You're gonna miss the comeback.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Bun B.O.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

this game

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

C'mon bill where is the bloodlust?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

incompetent posted:

You're gonna miss the comeback.

I appreciate your dedication to the gimmick.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Just let the clock run

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

loving owns

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

yeah you use that timeout

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Barudak please never change your avatar, it's one of the best on the forums.

Every season that passes makes it more bizarre and impenetrable, so thank you.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:12

midwat: May 6, 2007

A timeout????

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I thought he was gonna get that.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Houston called a timeout?

Why.

God, why?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

They....called their last time out.

Just in case.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

YEAH BILL USE THAT TIMEOUT

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Just kneel. Dare the Texans to try to score. Watch them gently caress up.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Why do you call a timeout here. why do you think it will matter. what

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008; Can't post for 2 hours!

Two Kings posted:

Should Brady just play half a season every year from here on out to keep him well rested and healthy for the playoffs?

This plus the food thing will have him playing into his 70s

winning super bowls until Bill Belichick finally keels over during a super bowl afterparty at age 105

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

Lmao timeout

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

Barudak: May 7, 2007

So Houston wants this to take longer for some reason?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

C'mon bill where is the bloodlust?

Waiting for week 5

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Was it just me or was Tannyhill's ball wobbly in the film they put in that next week promo?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

Dramatika: Aug 1, 2002; THE BANK IS OPEN

Kalli posted:

Houston called a timeout?

Why.

God, why?

maybe bill obrien wants to savor this

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

Dr. Cuddles: Jul 18, 2010

the comeback starts with this timeout

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:13

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Kalli posted:

Houston called a timeout?

Why.

God, why?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

yeah you use that timeout

I read this in a sex voice.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

BOB's time management skills tonight makes Andy Reid look like...whatever the opposite of Andy Reid is (besides "thin").

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

The nfl is boring bad

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Pre-emptive congrats to Houston ruining Andre Johnson and Hopkins lives

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Please get a safety

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

WampaLord posted:

I read this in a sex voice.

I said it in one

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Haha, punt downed at the 4.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

What kinda team name is texans

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Incoming safety.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

Barudak posted:

So Houston wants this to take longer for some reason?

they're just getting rid of them here so they aren't under obligation to try to prevent the patriots from running all the time off the clock next drive

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:14

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 08:47

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

And then pinned inside the 5 jesus christ

Intruder's right too how the gently caress can the texans not ever block a gunner

# ? Sep 23, 2016 04:15

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