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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Left. Footed. Punters.

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Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes
Well that's a boot on the neck. Yeesh.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Ok.. You know what..


Thats just poor sportsmanship.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Waiting for week 5

The Browns don't seem like a necessary bloodlust target. I mean you'll win by 30 anyway.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


:catstare:

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





That is seriously impressive though

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


it almost happened

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Ryan Allen holy poo poo

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Get a safety

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Trey Flowers is pretty good for a bastard from The Reach.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Give me the safety, make me turgid with scoring.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
I'm beginning to suspect my stream is a couple minutes behind y'all's

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Holy poo poo pats defense is showing absolutely no mercy

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

That guy should be beaten

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
safety would be the perfect cherry

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
Jamie Collins is just flying today

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
3rd down and 6, probably time to run

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Do the Texans go for in on fourth here if they don't make it?

I mean, you used that time out for a reason, don't give up now.

e: drat we'll never know

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

loquacius posted:

I'm beginning to suspect my stream is a couple minutes behind y'all's

Did you see a Checkdown

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
Ryan Allen is a very good punter, but his name is still not as good as ZOLTAN MESKO.

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
just loving kneel it in the endzone, take the safety, and leave the stadium

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh my god how are there still 6 minutes left in this game.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Phobeste posted:

Holy poo poo pats defense is showing absolutely no mercy

They're all getting overpaid next year on another team, why not work hard now?

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
this has been one of the longest farts broadcasted

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Barudak posted:

They're all getting overpaid next year on another team, why not work hard now?

The Texans will take every single one of them.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Shea McClellin sighting

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Tom Tucker posted:

Left. Footed. Punters.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Dr. Cuddles posted:

this has been one of the longest farts broadcasted

Legit made me giggle

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Last week, Pats gets a big lead and give it all up in the second half.

"Yeah, some people are gonna get yelled at by Belichick"

This week: The defence plays 100% for a full game.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Two receivers standing right next to each other on a 4 yard route.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Houston moving the ball well this drive. Something to be proud of!

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
PREVENT DEFENSE GARBAGE TIME GO

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Why are there always two Checkdown guys right next to each other

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Phobeste posted:

Shea McClellin sighting

Did he actually do anything?

I've been trying to watch for him and he's played like 25 snaps but never done anything.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Barudak posted:

They're all getting overpaid next year on another team, why not work hard now?

Every conversation I've had with anyone about Malcolm Butler this offseason has gone "I love that guy! Do you think they'll pay him? :ohdear:"

like, within 10 seconds of the word Butler was a worry over whether Bill would give him his money, 100% certainty

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
This is the longest game I've ever watched. I felt like it should've been over 25 minutes of play ago.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

The Patriots have ruined the sport of Football

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Kalli posted:

Did he actually do anything?

I've been trying to watch for him and he's played like 25 snaps but never done anything.

Just got a tackle

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The Texans should be Canada's first NFL team.

Just pack them up and move tonight, Colts style.

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