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FYAD sucks balls. With that said, I.N.R.I. is right that you should call your parents, they love you. I will call mine now.
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D1E posted:Bye Derek! 
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Wow, thread's gone to poo poo, thanks  I'll let ya'll know how it goes.
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ArcaneLayne posted:Wow, thread's gone to poo poo, thanks Good luck!
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vyst posted:FYAD sucks balls. With that said, I.N.R.I. is right that you should call your parents, they love you. I will call mine now. That's good to hear. I've no doubt that they will appreciate it, and so will you
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I.N.R.I posted:That's good to hear. I've no doubt that they will appreciate it, and so will you I'm getting bored talking to my parents. Can I talk to your mum? Is she hot?
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Recoome posted:thread status: meltdown
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Battlecruiser 3000AD cured my blindness.
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It is the 3rd Millennium. For more than a day, Derek Smart has been banned from the Golden Forum of Lowtax. He is the master of Star Citizen refunds by the will of the mods and master of a million words by the might of His inexhaustible blog. He is a rotting poster writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Battlecruiser 3000 AD. He is the Shitlord of the vast Imperium of Goons for whom a thousand pubbies are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly die.Yet even in His banned state, Derek Smart continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty trolls cross the shitizen-infested miasma of the Internet, the only route between distant forums, their way lit by the DNS, the psychic manifestation of Berner-Lee’s will. Vast armies of Goons give battle in His name on uncounted web sites. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Adeptus Goones , soylent-engineered super-posters. Their comrades in arms are legion: the GiP posters and countless subforum forces, the ever-vigilant mods and the Tech-priests of the vBulletin forums software, to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from redditors, pedos, shitizens -- and far, far worse. To be a poster in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only trolling. There is no peace amongst the forums, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting goons.
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ArcaneLayne posted:Wow, thread's gone to poo poo, thanks Agreed. There has been a distinct upswing in taxxe avoidance going on. 
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Nov 21, 2016 02:03
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Et tu Beer; et tu Beet?
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Rabelais D posted:Et tu Beer; et tu Beet? 
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Rabelais D posted:Et tu Beer; et tu Beet? It's me, the knife in Derek's back!
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DogonCrook posted:Thread has a track record of 2 Pedo's, a person who preys on pedos for video games funds (loving lol), who apparently saw this as some fertile hunting ground. A guy named man of many aliases who claims he has no aliases, and a guy who doesn't care about derek smart but only responds to derek smart. this is just the usual biproduct of engaging with star citizen i think, you get crazy people like flies on toast
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FactsAreUseless posted:So from here out, I'm going to probate anyone who posts about in this thread for six hours. I know most of this forum wants to discuss Star Citizen, so please do so. Also, posting to see if I got a schweet new avatar.
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thatguy posted:Also, posting to see if I got a schweet new avatar. 
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VealCutlet posted:Derek has advised me that he is not going to re-reg, just on principle as he didn't do anything wrong. I'll give it two weeks until his "principles" are dead and he is back to post some more about Sternen Bürger.
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Nov 21, 2016 02:11
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Lol what a loser! Just like Star Marine!
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today has been the Brexit, the President Trump, of the Star Citizen thread
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FactsAreUseless posted:You seem to fail to get that this isn't a separate forum. This forum is part of SA. That means it has to follow the rules of Something Awful. You don't get to have a secret club none of the mods or admins ever look at. How much you in for, commando?
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Oh it's for all the top posters in this thread.
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thatguy posted:Hope this post doesn't break any rules but most of the posts in this forum aren't about the game and are in fact about drama, derails, cats, etc.
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Shroud posted:It is the 3rd Millennium. For more than a day, Derek Smart has been banned from the Golden Forum of Lowtax. He is the master of Star Citizen refunds by the will of the mods and master of a million words by the might of His inexhaustible blog. He is a rotting poster writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Battlecruiser 3000 AD. Vote we name change Beet to Abeetdown the Despoiler.
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FactsAreUseless posted:It's specifically QCS stuff. I forgot a word in that post. Can we post funny things people have said on  about Derek getting banned?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Vote we name change Beet to Abeetdown the Despoiler. The Deparper.
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thatguy posted:Right.
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thatguy posted:Right. I'd refrain from posting much of anything until the Lamictal dosage change stabilizes. Cat pictures are proper and good.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Vote we name change Beet to Abeetdown the Despoiler. Everyone knows you're the Despoiler, we haven't forgotten your POTATO flub.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Everyone knows you're the Despoiler, we haven't forgotten your POTATO flub. A rotten potato spoils the bunch. 
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W...wh, what the gently caress happened? Where's Derek? I've been gone for like three days
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Fargin Icehole posted:W...wh, what the gently caress happened? Where's Derek? I've been gone for like three days
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Fargin Icehole posted:W...wh, what the gently caress happened? Where's Derek? I've been gone for like three days He's in the land of C&C.  Death of a Spaceman implies that his son will take his place, however.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Lmao sure. Isn't that what this forum is for? Derek is going to prove you love Star Citizen before the day is through. Stay safe commando.
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Fargin Icehole posted:W...wh, what the gently caress happened? Where's Derek? I've been gone for like three days Condensed version: - Chris Roberts lied to his backers last week and stole another 2 million dollars which will be burned in a couple months as he continues to fail to make a game, in the continued display of spectacular and singular ineptitude that's been the hallmark of his career since the original Wing Commander Wait, I'm confusing the last 3 days with the last 3 years. It's all blurring together really.
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Mods please close thread on page 6666 in memory of Derek Satan.
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So while the dust settled I thought I'd play some SC and make a video  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=223HFmhtOOY
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thatguy posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/5e0dkb/i_am_totally_going_to_out_not_doxx_fau/
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Can I get an invite to the offsite?
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