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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Baloogan posted:

PROlX
PROLXI
PRROLIXX

loving rude a tron
doo not be prolix

Soviet Union bad because it was always bullshit built of lies. Putin and his billionaire thug friends are a symptom of the USSR being a poo poo plate of lies and suck. People who still admire the Soviet Union are stupidy stupidheads.

That's what rudatron said. But you have to write it in big words because commies don't understand small ones.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 14:12

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 08:02

Peel: Dec 3, 2007

if ur big theoretical posts don't get baloogan probes, try harder

# ? Feb 26, 2017 14:14

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

# ? Feb 26, 2017 14:34

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

*an intense yet uninteresting fart*
-Plutonis, every post he's ever made

# ? Feb 26, 2017 14:40

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

*an intense yet uninteresting fart*
-Plutonis, every post he's ever made

Go back to the D&D chat thread

# ? Feb 26, 2017 14:46

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

ThaumPenguin posted:

absolutely

Its up there with the British Empire in sheer evil and misery it spread

# ? Feb 26, 2017 14:48

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Plutonis posted:

tired of being a pale imitation of neoliberalism, today's young leftists are rebelling by being a pale imitation of cartoon nazi frogmen instead

# ? Feb 26, 2017 16:45

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

Plutonis posted:

Go back to the D&D chat thread

he's 100% not welcome there

# ? Feb 26, 2017 16:59

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

baloogan's gotta calm down on the whiskey

# ? Feb 26, 2017 17:17

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 24 days!)

R. Mute posted:

he's 100% not welcome there

Fallen Hamprince is more welcome if only for his pratfalls.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 17:19

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

And the biggest problem is i literally dont know your poiont

yours not communiicatings

pretty sure you needs to comomucaitate

using
use sinmple english
SIMPLE ENGLISH
you cuck encrypting your idiot propaganda in jargon mobther loving going to task for a RSA key srs wtyff

capitalism bad
maoism good
anime is for cucks
and drunkard ducks

# ? Feb 26, 2017 17:19

ThaumPenguin: Oct 9, 2013

Plutonis posted:

Its up there with the British Empire in sheer evil and misery it spread

Unironically agreed.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 17:26

Jedah: Sep 1, 2001; YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST

Baloogan posted:

no. check my rap sheet. i have roughly ~80 probations related to trying to censor that word.

its a new world, our cyberpunk made-up swear is cuck. Sorry but its true.

"cuck"

Jedah fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Feb 26, 2017

# ? Feb 26, 2017 17:48

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

"cuck" strikes me as a new-age term for "n-word lover"

# ? Feb 26, 2017 17:54

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Fallen Hamprince is more welcome if only for his pratfalls.

my ability to caper amusingly will be extremely valuable in the future fascist/stalinist/fasctinist labour camps

# ? Feb 26, 2017 18:02

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

get that OUT of my face posted:

"cuck" strikes

3 strikes and you're out

# ? Feb 26, 2017 18:03

ThaumPenguin: Oct 9, 2013

get that OUT of my face posted:

"cuck" strikes me as a new-age term for "n-word lover"

I miss when I only heard of "cuck" in the context of unbalanced Crusader Kings DLCs.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 18:06

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Fallen Hamprince posted:

my ability to caper amusingly will be extremely valuable in the future fascist/stalinist/fasctinist labour camps

The Day the Clown Cried but the jewish kids tear him apart with their bare hands before the gas fills the chamber

# ? Feb 26, 2017 18:14

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 24 days!)

get that OUT of my face posted:

"cuck" strikes me as a new-age term for "n-word lover"

It's a bit more complicated than that, but the fact that almost all cucking porn involves black studs doesn't help.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 18:34

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

congrats on breaking rudatron aeolius

if we can get hamprince on an infinite recursion loop that'd be nice too

# ? Feb 26, 2017 18:47

Fiction: Apr 28, 2011

Baloogan posted:

at the time i thought we had no hope
i thought trump would lose
instead of TRUMP the hero of hte working class winninglamo

lol @ fiction
and lol lamo @ homework-sama

you idiot, you left wing idiots
trump
trump is the 'hero of the working class'
literally nothing you did made a differentce
might as well
watches anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5Sn-hGZ7M

The working class voted for staying home because Republicans made it impossible for them to vote

# ? Feb 26, 2017 18:50

Fiction: Apr 28, 2011

Also I did nothing to help abuela because I live in blue state hell. nothing I do matters :3:

# ? Feb 26, 2017 18:51

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Fiction posted:

Also I did nothing to help abuela because I live in blue state hell. nothing I do matters

we're all farts in the great cosmic canvas

# ? Feb 26, 2017 19:25

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

Fiction posted:

Also I did nothing to help abuela because I live in blue state hell. nothing I do matters

# ? Feb 26, 2017 19:40

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Plutonis posted:

Go back to the D&D chat thread

# ? Feb 26, 2017 20:03

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

ThaumPenguin posted:

I miss when I only heard of "cuck" in the context of unbalanced Crusader Kings DLCs.

my first exposure to it was the AOL search log leaks with the guy who searched "what is a cuck" and "i will cuck you." that was funny

# ? Feb 26, 2017 20:32

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Baloogan posted:

you leftists got loving prolix and the people who actually matter ( the workers ) couldn't loving follow your prolix prose spewing out of your prolix pityful pieholes

im serious that i think you idiots ruined leftism by retreating to your ivory towers and your internet communities where no one opposes the most prolix peckerwoods showering peeps with spittle

leftism has to be understood by working class people who don't have time to think deep thoughts

see, Baloogan does make insightful posts from time to time!

# ? Feb 26, 2017 20:36

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

that was a really good post dang

# ? Feb 26, 2017 20:38

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

PROlX
PROLXI
PRROLIXX

loving rude a tron
doo not be prolix

It was exactly as long as it needed to be.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:26

Aeolius: Jul 16, 2003; Simon Templeman Fanclub

rudatron posted:

It was exactly as wrong as it needed to be.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 22:27

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Aeolius posted:

I see rewriting history has become your new habit.

But, there's nothing I can do about that. You make your own decisions

# ? Feb 26, 2017 22:47

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

rudatron posted:

every single one of your bullets has missed its mark, so I guess I'll walk.

Every step of the way, you've tried to shift the debate onto something different. Not once, repeat, once did you ever respond to that objection, other than to repeat the same tired old horseshit -they-were-socialist-because-the-party-was-working-class-ergo-the-party-interests-are-working-class-interests- no, gently caress you.

You're not an intellectual, you're just a loving coward.

Before the soviet union, leftism could exist entirely on promises. It could promise that it was seriously working towards a better future, and get people lined up behind that. In the post-soviet ear, those promises are hollow. So I get the incentive to rewrite history. But this is a self deception.

Don't you think it's odd that the soviet system was so easily able to transition into the kleptocratic proto-fascist state of Russia today? Don't you think it's odd that the head, right-wing leaning, autocrat of Russia was a former member of the KGB? It's almost as if...the seeds of the current russian system...existed in the former...that actually, the current oligarchical control, is just a continuation of the oppression that came before, only now friendly with and integrated into the whole global capitalist system.

Marx is dead. Lenin is dead. Stalin is dead. The bolshevik revolution, it's legacy, is dead. The USSR was a lie, the promises it made were broken. That is the hard truth, and that truth is the burden of all leftists today. Suffer that burden.

You don't want to do that, you'd rather go hunting for 'respected sociologists' (read: authors of the pamphlet that justified your confirmation bias) and create an 'alternate truth'.

That is why you're a coward.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Could you stop being a oval office while right

# ? Feb 26, 2017 22:59

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Baloogan posted:

communist anime bette be posted or i will probate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4H70U26HxM

You know not what you have wrought Canuck Duck...

You've forced my hand...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9CbgexJLK8

And may God have mercy on us all...

# ? Feb 26, 2017 23:22