An expose on Spring Break

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Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

The Daily Mail has decided to do an expos� on spring break and apparently the author was shocked by what they uncovered. The picture captions have an almost National Geographic feel to them; some examples:

A student funnels beer on a hotel balcony - just one of the Spring Break shenanigans students don't want their parents to see

'Disorderly conduct': One student appeared to expose herself to crowds of shocked onlookers

The student then seemed to dance her way off stage as men stared at her from behind dark sunglasses

Wet n' Wild: Some revelers seemed in awe of the sloppy 'performances', including this fully clothed student who sipped her drink as she watches drunk girls dance - and fall over - on 'stage'

Drunken delight: A college student sporting a light pink bikini seemed to be having the time of her life dancing at the bash

Shocking: The same student then flipped over, revealing herself to the crowd including a man whose jaw dropped at the sight

There are plenty of more pictures and gifs here in the article if you're want to check it out.

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Gaunab posted:

Drunken delight: A college student sporting a light pink bikini seemed to be having the time of her life dancing at the bash

There are plenty of more pictures and gifs here in the article if you're want to check it out.

This lady has WTF beneath her crotch.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:17

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Me on the left

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:19

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

The cellulite jungle

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Antifa Sarkeesian: Jun 4, 2009; yo les digo que no, que no soy la madre de nadie, pero que, eso si, los conozco a todos, a todos los jÃ³venes poetas del DF, a los que nacieron aquÃ y a los que llegaron de provincias, y a los que el oleaje trajo de otros lugares de LatinoamÃ©rica, y que los quiero a todos

spring break

spring break

spring break forever

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:20

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

"shocked onlookers (mostly wearing sunglasses)" = white boys
"men staring behind dark sunglasses (what are they hiding????)" = black boys

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:22

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

myDad posted:

Me on the left

Pro av material right here

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:26

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Spring Breeeeeeeeeeee-*barfs on your dog as you walk down the boardwalk*

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:47

Antifa Sarkeesian: Jun 4, 2009; yo les digo que no, que no soy la madre de nadie, pero que, eso si, los conozco a todos, a todos los jÃ³venes poetas del DF, a los que nacieron aquÃ y a los que llegaron de provincias, y a los que el oleaje trajo de otros lugares de LatinoamÃ©rica, y que los quiero a todos

i just sucked both y'all's dicks

# ? Mar 11, 2017 00:10

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

srprig break sucks

# ? Mar 11, 2017 00:15

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUw4Qh9uFK8&feature=youtu.be

# ? Mar 11, 2017 00:24

SpaghetioSexNoises: Aug 16, 2015

~if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you~

# ? Mar 11, 2017 00:25

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

He's look at pure, concentrated spring break right there

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Sprung break

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

myDad posted:

Me on the left

avatar material itt.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:14

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

it's our culture, you provincial boggy prude

# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:21

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

can you imagine spring break at a british beach? the scenery would be depressing enough to stamp out all thoughts of *shudder* revelry.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:42

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

can you imagine spring break at a british beach? the scenery would be depressing enough to stamp out all thoughts of *shudder* revelry.

Good like any American River I bet

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:01

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

im 28 and i would feel so old and lame being at spring break lmao

why are there some old rear end lookin dudes at these things?

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:30

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm going to drown this thread in the toilet

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:33

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Piss de Bundy posted:

im 28 and i would feel so old and lame being at spring break lmao

why are there some old rear end lookin dudes at these things?

Kleen the rowdy dogs

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:34

GRILLARY CLINTON: Mar 5, 2016; I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Gaunab posted:

Shocking: The same student then flipped over, revealing herself to the crowd including a man whose jaw dropped at the sight

lol

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:35

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Gaunab posted:

Shocking: The same student then flipped over, revealing herself to the crowd including a man whose jaw dropped at the sight

It's like he's shocked to death over a ravenous spider monster, not a woman in a bikini.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:40

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Piss de Bundy posted:

im 28 and i would feel so old and lame being at spring break lmao

why are there some old rear end lookin dudes at these things?

creepy old dudes who think they can find an unattended girl passed out drunk

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:45

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

myDad posted:

Me on the left

Me irl + 20 pounds

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:54

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

I played college tennis on a scholarship and we always went to Hilton head for out of conference matches that were meaningless for standings or anything else on spring break

it was the best

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:54

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

myDad posted:

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General Dog fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Mar 11, 2017

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HAM ON THE BONE: Aug 22, 2009; Pillbug

# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:40

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Outside the Spinnaker Beach Club, which is famous for its Tuesday 'Beach Bash' parties, students were seen passed out on the sand and falling over following rounds of 'Mega Loko' shots - a shot glass filled with vodka and Four Loko

In fact, revelers seemed to be passed out everywhere along on the beach as the day parties ended, falling over continuously

Some spring breakers needed to be lifted off the ground by friends because of their drunken antics

# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:54

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

I'm starting to think op never had friends or went on spring break

# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:56

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Sprung break

# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:58

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

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But a power queef instead.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:03

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

It's really grinds my gears when young people go out, party, and have sex. Fortunately, they only do this once per year, and the rest of the time I am at peace.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:26