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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

realbez posted:

Metal isn't really represented by dying fetus knives lol


it should be



WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

lol wtf this guy is still continuing to have a complete meltdown over a dumb pocket knife?

i don't think metal is for u

you don't understand. in knifecrime island or wherever he's from carrying a leatherman is a felony on par with attempted murder with a sentence to match

The Muppets On PCP fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Apr 24, 2017

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H13
Nov 30, 2005

Fun Shoe
Maybe it's because I'm Australian and we don't feel the need to carry weapons wherever we go, but I think metal bands endorsing knives with threatening messages on them is pretty loving dumb.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

H13 posted:

Maybe it's because I'm Australian and we don't feel the need to carry weapons wherever we go, but I think metal bands endorsing knives with threatening messages on them is pretty loving dumb.

whom gives a poo poo

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
sometimes i walk through closed doors and it hurts

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

I wish Carnage would have made more music than they did. I remember finding them back when I got into osdm and for a while they hit the Dismember spot better than Dismember.

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

sometimes i walk through closed doors and it hurts

same

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Kilometers Davis posted:

I wish Carnage would have made more music than they did. I remember finding them back when I got into osdm and for a while they hit the Dismember spot better than Dismember.

It's probably not a huge deal that they didn't do much material because there's like 50 thousand swedish bands from around the same time that sound very similar.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Everyone's gotta have their pet Swedeath band.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

I think Carnage is at least better than a lot of the swede clones but they are all pretty interchangeable. It's a handy thing when you wear our your Entombed albums for a few months.

TollTheHounds
Mar 23, 2006

He died for your sins...

A TURGID FATSO posted:

I don't even know what to say to this post. It's just that dumb.

I was trying to stir poo poo by being intentionally obtuse, but you are the only one that responded so my troll failed, probably because Knife Chat is still going on. I still don't like Bolt Thrower though ( or 6 Feet Under ).

I do hope someone, somewhere, will un-ironically carry that Dying Fetus knife and feel really tough. I'm just going to look at it and laugh, maybe show it to some friends, and then put it in a drawer beside my Wintersun gym shorts and my High on Fire tote bag ( I will put it IN the tote bag ).

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

TollTheHounds posted:

Wintersun gym shorts

Where can I get these?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
high on fire should market a sleep mask

TollTheHounds
Mar 23, 2006

He died for your sins...

Kilometers Davis posted:

Where can I get these?

I bought them at one of their shows on the last tour, but it looks like they are sold out online - you can seem them in this list but they're no longer available.

https://www.levykauppax.fi/list/593/

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

New Body Count album is out. More of the same. So basically, it's pretty good.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

TollTheHounds posted:

I bought them at one of their shows on the last tour, but it looks like they are sold out online - you can seem them in this list but they're no longer available.

https://www.levykauppax.fi/list/593/

Haha those are ridiculous. It's a shame they're sold out.

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

New Body Count album is out. More of the same. So basically, it's pretty good.

I like it a lot. Does what it says on the tin etc. Catchy chuggy guitars and Ice T is pissed off and wants to smash racists. Works for me.

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



The Slayer cover rules. It's just funny enough while still kicking rear end to work.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


realbez posted:

I didn't say someone was going to go on a rampage with it, I said knife carriage was a bad thing to glorify. But you don't think it is tough guy bullshit, you think people who don't think carrying knives should be encouraged are pussies and now you're backtracking. In most of the West, guns are illegal. I'll let you guess what people tend to use instead.

If you were caught with that particular knife on your person here, you could be given 2 years unless you had a good excuse for carrying it. And no, 'my katana was too big' or 'i feel the need to be armed at all times because I'm an insecure and scared little man' are not valid excuses.

What kinda lovely rear end country are you from, do you have to give a cop a blow job if you want a box opened?

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


People are really up in arms ITT about knives and not worshiping Satan, like they should be.

Crossover thrash is fun and I really enjoy Insanity Alert.

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

Cobra Commander posted:

If any Dying Fetus fans pull that knife on me in a bar I'd smirk and bust out my krav maga skills and beat the gently caress out of them, 'cause I'm the wrong one to gently caress with,

Eh, or rather get stabbed to death because you think knowing Krav Maga and fighting someone with a knife is the smartest way out of that situation.

Parachute
May 18, 2003

Cardiac posted:

Eh, or rather get stabbed to death because you think knowing Krav Maga and fighting someone with a knife is the smartest way out of that situation.

i'm will rahmer, bring it the gently caress on

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

dentist toy box posted:

What kinda lovely rear end country are you from, do you have to give a cop a blow job if you want a box opened?

uhhh boxes? 4 corners??? you know you could trip and send one of those bad boys right into someone's eye and get 15 years easy right

Vargatron posted:

People are really up in arms ITT about knives and not worshiping Satan, like they should be.

Crossover thrash is fun and I really enjoy Insanity Alert.

What's some good crossover that is more on the thrash riffs everywhere side of the fence?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Kilometers Davis posted:

uhhh boxes? 4 corners??? you know you could trip and send one of those bad boys right into someone's eye and get 15 years easy right


What's some good crossover that is more on the thrash riffs everywhere side of the fence?

Razormaze is some good stupid fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=479FlMGrC0E

More thrash than crossover but egh

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
annual reminder that all out war is cool and good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEaPhA_Zzzk

7734
Feb 8, 2008
Knife chat is boring. Let's direct all that misplaced aggression at the new Alestorm song and video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ_eVIZkjZE

To quote David St. Hubbins - "It's such a fine line between clever and stupid."

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

Realbez wakes up every morning drenched in sweat, dreading the dreams where he uses the Dying Fetus knife to bisect the stomach of his father in a ritualistic attempt to eclipse his paternal figure

Cardiac posted:

Eh, or rather get stabbed to death because you think knowing Krav Maga and fighting someone with a knife is the smartest way out of that situation.

nice earnestpost

Faffel fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Apr 24, 2017

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
despite being relatively close to the area i have never heard of king 810 before they were posted a page or so back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLmQDr7GGw

holy poo poo this is terrible

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

The Muppets On PCP posted:

high on fire should market a sleep mask

The line for Sleep merch yesterday was insanely long, I don't doubt they could sell out of them.

Khemmis was the highlight of day 2 metal & beer fest besides Sleep.. if you get a chance to see them, definitely go.

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

despite being relatively close to the area i have never heard of king 810 before they were posted a page or so back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLmQDr7GGw

holy poo poo this is terrible

I'm the guy playing this incredibly loud from his car with no irony in mind, Dying Fetus knife in hip-holster

e: In retrospect, nobody who listens to this has a car

Faffel fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Apr 24, 2017

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

despite being relatively close to the area i have never heard of king 810 before they were posted a page or so back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLmQDr7GGw

holy poo poo this is terrible

Oh my god that is insanely awful. Not even awful in a dumb fun Emmure way. It's completely cringey. I would rather listen to Disturbed.

Seriously that's one of the rare times when a song can shake my core and confuse the gently caress out of me. Who listens to that?

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Can't believe I turned off Liquid Tension Experiment for that poo poo.

HeavingGirth
Oct 6, 2014

New Ingurgitating Oblivion is out and is the raddest thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFlkwqvOaOo

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Kilometers Davis posted:

Seriously that's one of the rare times when a song can shake my core and confuse the gently caress out of me. Who listens to that?

flint water drinkers, etc

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
King 810 is almost as bad as Attila

https://noisey.vice.com/en_ca/article/the-brilliant-lyrics-of-attila-guilty-pleasure

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
its cool that half of king 810 got arrested for assault with intent to murder and im shocked that they dont sell knives.

edit: also putting the security guard in a coma lol

Less Claypool
Apr 16, 2009

More Primus For Fucks Sake.

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

despite being relatively close to the area i have never heard of king 810 before they were posted a page or so back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLmQDr7GGw

holy poo poo this is terrible

This would be a great bowflex commercial.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

despite being relatively close to the area i have never heard of king 810 before they were posted a page or so back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLmQDr7GGw

holy poo poo this is terrible

you guys are nuts, this is great

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Varg posted:

The line for Sleep merch yesterday was insanely long, I don't doubt they could sell out of them.

the joke is that high on fire is really boring and puts people to sleep




CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

holy poo poo this is terrible

there's a whole lot of places worse off than flint in america and have been so for a lot longer, and those people don't act like a bunch of billy badasses because they live in a shithole

The Muppets On PCP fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Apr 24, 2017

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン

The Muppets On PCP posted:

high on fire should market a sleep mask

dream theater cpap machine

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

muike posted:

dream theater cpap machine

The dream theater swiss army knife has four corkscrews and a tool to measure ambient air pressure, no knife, only works for left handed people and each tool requires a needlessly complex series of twists and pushes to use

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

despite being relatively close to the area i have never heard of king 810 before they were posted a page or so back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLmQDr7GGw

holy poo poo this is terrible

pictured on the left, the vocalist

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Misandry Cannon
Mar 7, 2012

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

despite being relatively close to the area i have never heard of king 810 before they were posted a page or so back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLmQDr7GGw

holy poo poo this is terrible

New and creative ways of being bad at metal.

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