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Literal Ninja Jesus fated to bring peace to the world managed to keep it from going to complete poo poo for what, 20 years or so?
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Then your left with Sasuke wannabe Bort. Ninja world is a depressing world.
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Jun 9, 2017 01:27
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ive only read like half the chapters of boruto but i can't imagine them coming up w/ a plausible storyline that involves naruto losing any fight ever given that he and sasuke were so ludicrously more powerful than literally any other ninja, alive or dead at the end of the story.
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Jun 9, 2017 02:02
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They could strip Kurama from Naruto somehow but yeah good luck with Sasuke.
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Jun 9, 2017 02:07
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too bad ninja magic is so simplistic. otherwise, they could force sasuke to be a decent human being or die, which would guarantee his death.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:too bad ninja magic is so simplistic. otherwise, they could force sasuke to be a decent human being or die, which would guarantee his death. seals could probably do it but guess which character who came from a clan of sealing masters never, ever bothered with learning literal magic writing Jazerus fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jun 9, 2017 |
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Jun 9, 2017 02:10
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Why is this so bad when the anime is so good? Also seriously how old is she supposed to be, because that was just bizarre. I get this "I am reading a knock off" sort of feeling, it's just so offputting. tbp posted:ive only read like half the chapters of boruto but i can't imagine them coming up w/ a plausible storyline that involves naruto losing any fight ever given that he and sasuke were so ludicrously more powerful than literally any other ninja, alive or dead at the end of the story. Or in an ideal world that flash forward was all a fake out and Boruto doesn't turn into a dogshit emofest.
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Jun 9, 2017 02:23
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tbp posted:ive only read like half the chapters of boruto but i can't imagine them coming up w/ a plausible storyline that involves naruto losing any fight ever given that he and sasuke were so ludicrously more powerful than literally any other ninja, alive or dead at the end of the story. Sacrifices himself to save "X"
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Jun 9, 2017 05:12
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that would require sasuke to give a poo poo about something other than himself
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Jun 9, 2017 06:14
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that would require sasuke to give a poo poo about something other than himself Eh. Sasuke cares about people. Also Death would be a pretty surefire way to avoid having to be a father to his daughter and wife. Sad thing is he's probably making the right decision knowing how bad Uchiha's gently caress up at everything.
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Jun 9, 2017 06:18
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even though it is absolutely true that his presence would gently caress everything up, he could still write letters, send gifts, maybe even arrange to meet them outside of konoha once in a while. if a guy ditches his family and cuts off all contact it isn't because he cares about them too much.
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Jun 9, 2017 06:31
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Just cause he has the Sharingan doesn't mean he should be so Sharinglum all the time!!!
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:even though it is absolutely true that his presence would gently caress everything up, he could still write letters, send gifts, maybe even arrange to meet them outside of konoha once in a while. if a guy ditches his family and cuts off all contact it isn't because he cares about them too much. he's just trying to be like itachi
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Jun 9, 2017 06:49
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I can't believe the artist wants to gently caress sasuke's daughter
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Jun 9, 2017 06:59
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Doesn't salad have to experience horrible stuff to unlock the rest of her eye hacks? She's going to have brain problems.
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Jun 9, 2017 13:14
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Dexo posted:Eh. Sasuke cares about FTFY
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Jun 9, 2017 14:03
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That sexy Sarada bullshit is a shame, because I like the things Boruto is doing. And the interaction with Sarada is actually nice. "I understand, Boruto. Do your thing, Mitsuki and I will handle the mission. You can count on us!" That's a much better team dynamic than Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura had at the start of the series. Of yourse the flashforward means that the manga story will turn to poo poo eventually, I just hope it won't happen anytime soon.
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Fabricated posted:Doesn't salad have to experience horrible stuff to unlock the rest of her eye hacks? Turns out all she'll have to do is focus chakra to her upper back.
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Fabricated posted:Doesn't salad have to experience horrible stuff to unlock the rest of her eye hacks? Salad still has a chance to avoid her family's brain problems. She unlocked her first eye hack by being genuinely happy about her life.
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Augus posted:Salad still has a chance to avoid her family's brain problems. She unlocked her first eye hack by being genuinely happy about her life. Her sharingan first activated in the Sarada gaiden when she thought her dad was a huge piece of poo poo who cheated on Sakura.
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Begemot posted:Her sharingan first activated in the Sarada gaiden when she thought her dad was a huge piece of poo poo who cheated on Sakura. iirc, she awakened it out of pure excitement to see her dad. then she actually met him and he didn't recognize her and threatened to murder her 
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Jun 9, 2017 18:41
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CharlestheHammer posted:Then your left with Sasuke wannabe Bort. Sasuke wannabe, with a side order of Danzo (even if Boruto might not know about Danzo). Boruto wants to be that top ninja who goes out on the dangerous, can't tell anyone about it missions and do the things the hokage can't or won't do.
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Jun 9, 2017 19:14
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Boruto turning into Danzo would be loving awesome. Starts injecting himself with Hashirama cells to power up his weird rear end hybrid eyehax and sprouting eyeballs all over while brainwashing children on loan from Kabuto. Maybe he could get some puntastic catchphrases like I SEE WHAT THE HOKAGE DOES NOT while his 17 eyeballs all open to start at his opponent. Boruto will not be that interesting.
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Jun 9, 2017 21:20
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Well I mean Donzo wasn't interesting either do it'd a lateral move.
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Jun 10, 2017 01:39
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GodDAMN it's been a long rear end time since I've been in this thread can someone explain to me why the Serial Experiments Lain guy is writing the anime for this?
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Jun 10, 2017 02:26
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because they wanted the anime to be good to keep the franchise going, presumably. god knows the manga isn't going to suffice.
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Jun 10, 2017 02:30
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sasuke really didnt do THAT much evil poo poo in naruto. like if u just list off his accomplishments its a lot of killing guys the leaf otherwise also wanted dead, and then bringing the hokages to save the world, and then directly fighting madara/the rabbit lady to save the world.
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We're talking about a series that people are choosing to read/watch after the prior series ended with the final boss being the author's misogyny made manifest out of nowhere. Like, the bar for how bad something can be and still get an audience seems to be pretty low here.
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Race Realists posted:can someone explain to me why the Serial Experiments Lain guy is writing the anime for this? Wait what
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:We're talking about a series that people are choosing to read/watch after the prior series ended with the final boss being the author's misogyny made manifest out of nowhere. i still cannot fully wrap my head around how that was considered an even remotely appropriate ending. like, for all its faults, madara was perfectly set up to be the final boss and yet
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Augus posted:Wait what noriyuke abe
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Jun 10, 2017 02:55
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kishi wrote himself into a corner with madara, who had gotten so ridiculous that kishi couldn't think up a way for him to be beaten. then he was encouraged to stretch it out a bit longer, so in comes a mute moon lady out of nowhere. i mind the moon lady a lot less than i do obito's 20 consecutive heroic sacrifices, though.
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:We're talking about a series that people are choosing to read/watch after the prior series ended with the final boss being the author's misogyny made manifest out of nowhere. To be fair I haven't read the ending but that does sound strangely fitting.
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Race Realists posted:noriyuke abe I don't think he worked on Lain at all? And here I was getting my hopes up thinking you meant Chiaki Konaka.
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I thought the Boruto dude was Ikemoto something.
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CharlestheHammer posted:To be fair I haven't read the ending but that does sound strangely fitting. I readily admit for me that Naruto is something I read because I love trainwrecks. It filled a Dominic Deegan shaped hole in my heart. The ending was truly one of the most amazingly awful things I've ever seen. I loved every second. Seriously, read it. It is oddly fitting. Like, she's not even allowed to trash talk and has to have a man do even that for her. Like I know we joke about Kishi's issues with women, but Jesus Christ the ending is like a cry for help.
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He's not even a man. Well, he's male, but he's a black blob, and I'm not sure what he's a metaphor for, but a carrion eating blob was the big bad behind the series. I was flipping through the wiki while trying to figure out some crap from Boruto that doesn't make sense and he was even loving with the sage of six paths' sons.CharlestheHammer posted:Well I mean Donzo wasn't interesting either do it'd a lateral move.
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Before Kaguya was thought up, what do you suppose Black Zetsu's original reason for existing was?
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the manga ended with naruto punching some (but not all) of the rear end in a top hat out of sasuke. kaguya happened, and she sucked, but that wasn't the end of the manga.
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Mraagvpeine posted:Before Kaguya was thought up, what do you suppose Black Zetsu's original reason for existing was? Zetsu was a dude who could spy on people for the Akatsuki and had a weird appearance and a novel split personality thing going on
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