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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

GrandpaPants posted:

My question is why isn't the name Dia del Soldado?

Because they want white people to see it.

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Jagermonster
May 7, 2005

Hey - NIZE HAT!

The MSJ posted:

Sicario 2: Day of The Soldado, where Alejandro pulls a Logan with the girl from Transformers 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIMChzE_aCo

Didn’t he straight up murder children in the first one?

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Jagermonster posted:

Didn’t he straight up murder children in the first one?

Future cartel members, yeah. It was also personal; the Cartel boss he killed through Alejandro's daughter in a tub of acid.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


True, but more of a “six beers when you have the house to yourself on a friday night” kind of binge watch terrible.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



The MSJ posted:

Sicario 2: Day of The Soldado, where Alejandro pulls a Logan with the girl from Transformers 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIMChzE_aCo

This looks absolutely terrible, like a calculated inversion of the principles of the original film. They're cribbing scenario shots and music cues left and right from Sicario in the most blatant, uncreative, manner and then recontextualizing them. It's gross, odious and obvious.

Day of the Soldado might be the single worst title for anything since Rise of the Tomb Raider.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

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ruddiger posted:

Because they want white people to see it.

Or, "Dia del Soldado" doesn't work in that people, regardless of ethnicity and background, who don't speak Spanish would with no trouble get so far as "Day of," "Day of the" and be stuck understanding only part of a title they were essentially tasked with translating. Presenting it in English already tells the audience that Soldado is a name or title, whatever, and let's them move on to deciding to see the film.

But no, loving white people huehuehuehuehue

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The movie's about American contractors going south of the border to play cowboys and indians, of course they want white armchair gun nuts to go see it.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

This looks absolutely terrible, like a calculated inversion of the principles of the original film. They're cribbing scenario shots and music cues left and right from Sicario in the most blatant, uncreative, manner and then recontextualizing them. It's gross, odious and obvious.

Day of the Soldado might be the single worst title for anything since Rise of the Tomb Raider.

What are the principles of the original film?

I'm glad Emily Blunt's character is gone. A rivalry between Brolin and Alejandro seems much more interesting.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

viral spiral posted:

What are the principles of the original film?

I'm glad Emily Blunt's character is gone. A rivalry between Brolin and Alejandro seems much more interesting.

I don't agree with Beanpole, largely because I think Day of the Soldado looks dope as gently caress, but...

the point of Sicario was that the War on Drugs is an insane boondoggle that has done nothing but make the drug problem worse globally, and cause a poo poo-ton of pointless bloodshed to boot. the scenes where Alejandro does his thing aren't really played as "cool," they're loving scary. Day of the Soldado seems to be pivoting the character into a straight-up dark action hero, and there's a danger of it actively celebrating what the first movie pointed out as staggeringly awful.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
Sicario is an all-timer, but I have no problem with a sequel that dumps the main character and reverses all of the themes and politics of the first movie, although I'm not sold on that being the case here.

Basically, I'm fine if this ends up being a better written, acted and shot version of those DTV Jarhead sequels.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

cvnvcnv posted:

Or, "Dia del Soldado" doesn't work in that people, regardless of ethnicity and background, who don't speak Spanish would with no trouble get so far as "Day of," "Day of the" and be stuck understanding only part of a title they were essentially tasked with translating. Presenting it in English already tells the audience that Soldado is a name or title, whatever, and let's them move on to deciding to see the film.

But no, loving white people huehuehuehuehue
Anyone got a tiny violin

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

LesterGroans posted:

Sicario is an all-timer, but I have no problem with a sequel that dumps the main character and reverses all of the themes and politics of the first movie, although I'm not sold on that being the case here.

Basically, I'm fine if this ends up being a better written, acted and shot version of those DTV Jarhead sequels.

If I remember right the first movie was also marketed as an action-heavy shoot-em-up too. It’d be hard not to miss Villaneuve, Deakins and Jóhannsson but the writer from the first one is back and the new director’s resume is interesting. Plus Benicio has a cool gun

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



morestuff posted:

If I remember right the first movie was also marketed as an action-heavy shoot-em-up too. It’d be hard not to miss Villaneuve, Deakins and Jóhannsson but the writer from the first one is back and the new director’s resume is interesting. Plus Benicio has a cool gun

It was marketed as a suspense film.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

It was marketed as a suspense film.

https://youtu.be/5kwdaciEEs0

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




Okay, I'll give you tv spots. But aren't all tv spots like that? Like you could make a tv spot about No Country For Old Men and it would be A NON STOP THRILL RIDE

void_serfer
Jan 13, 2012

Even so, the film (as shown) has a pretty nice visual aesthetic that I fucks with. I'm also one of those guys who wasn't quite on board until I saw the last trailer.

void_serfer fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Mar 22, 2018

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Day of the Soldado might be the single worst title for anything since Rise of the Tomb Raider.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I forgot that's what the name of it was because I've been calling it Tomb Raider: Cradle of Filth this whole time.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fox has a couple of new trailers for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjfRhwn-4fw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUsuFgZ6lJI

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




I never get tired of seeing the amazing production design in those movies but :laffo: at BWWWOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM trailers for them

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


who thought Alien needed a new trailer? if there's one movie in the entire history of film that does not need a new trailer, it's Alien. its trailer is perfect.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
It could just be that internally Fox is just doing whatever the gently caress they want, cause by next year they're either out or under Disney's thumb.

Dave's cousin Scumbag Vinny has an idea for a kick-rear end trailer for Aliens? gently caress it, not like it's gonna matter next February.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007




I'm not really sure why they're even getting trailers either. Alien is my all-time favourite film and I loving love the poo poo out of Aliens, but what's the point? Both films have been long available on multiple formats for donkey's years.

And for the record, here's the original trailer to Alien from 1979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ5lPt9edzQ


Here's the teaser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxzFQAncfpI


And here's the Aliens teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUXuY3U4Ag

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Vagabundo posted:

I'm not really sure why they're even getting trailers either. Alien is my all-time favourite film and I loving love the poo poo out of Aliens, but what's the point? Both films have been long available on multiple formats for donkey's years.

And for the record, here's the original trailer to Alien from 1979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ5lPt9edzQ


Here's the teaser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxzFQAncfpI


And here's the Aliens teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUXuY3U4Ag

Hard to beat those originals. I just picked up the 4-disc Prometheus because I love that movie and was reminded how good the teaser was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFfhttZYoEw

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Shame about the film itself.

I gave it a rewatch recently, and while I may have been a bit hard on it at the time, the fundamental problems I had with it still remained - largely around the characters and the way in which the plot itself is structured.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



I like Prometheus so it's not a shame. :)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The Jackass guys have done a movie which seems to be based on Action Park, a theme park which was infamous for it's lovely dangerous rides

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri1Cc3Yz09U

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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Fan Club



Oh man, I missed Chris Pontius' laugh.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I like Prometheus so it's not a shame. :)

How the gently caress do you of all people like Prometheus?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Man Knoxville looks haggard

Don't know if I care for the scripted part of that trailer though.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Krankenstyle posted:

Man Knoxville looks haggard

Don't know if I care for the scripted part of that trailer though.

He's like 55 and has lived quite a rough life.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Knoxville is just preparing himself to play Steve Bannon in the Trump biopic 10 years from now.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

Man Knoxville looks haggard

Don't know if I care for the scripted part of that trailer though.

its an extremely true story and a lot of people died

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

SomeJazzyRat posted:

It could just be that internally Fox is just doing whatever the gently caress they want, cause by next year they're either out or under Disney's thumb.

Dave's cousin Scumbag Vinny has an idea for a kick-rear end trailer for Aliens? gently caress it, not like it's gonna matter next February.

Expect this in every facet of our marketing.

Except mine of course.



edit: nobody posted our half-assed Deadpool 2 trailer?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D86RtevtfrA

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


We only post good trailers here.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

He's like 55 and has lived quite a rough life.

whoa 55, I thought he was early 40s. e: okay 47

But yea I just remember him being all handsome back when Jackass season 1 premiered

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


kiimo posted:

edit: nobody posted our half-assed Deadpool 2 trailer?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D86RtevtfrA

I did enjoy the "from the studio that brought you X" joke.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I never get tired of seeing the amazing production design in those movies but :laffo: at BWWWOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM trailers for them

I'm really digging both of these, and yeah, the production design in the Alien movies has always been great to look at. The grittiness and sense of realism is timeless.

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bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Sirotan posted:

I did enjoy the "from the studio that brought you X" joke.

Same, that was the highlight

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