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peanut posted:Lmao 8 bedrooms (of normal, usable size) would barely fill the towers. What the hell is in there... There's just so much space. So much empty, useless, wasted space. Vertical space, horizontal space; everything is cavernous and terrible. loving... why?
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Brute Squad posted:I also found a bird bath heater. What are you talking about? That is the advanced dildo.
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scandoslav posted:There's just so much space. So much empty, useless, wasted space. Vertical space, horizontal space; everything is cavernous and terrible. loving... why? Let me introduce you to the concept of “conspicuous wealth” aka “I’ve got more money than taste”.
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Jul 14, 2018 02:16
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Facebook Aunt posted:That's the "Huge craft studio w triple sink." I was expecting a room where the lady of the house putters around with her paints and whatnot, but really this looks ready to set up a sweat shop. Get a dozen ladies chained to sewing machines in there and you'll never have to buy off the rack again. Plenty of people with hobbies would kill for that room. Model train guys would be in heaven.
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kid sinister posted:What are you talking about? That is the advanced dildo. Advanced Siberian dildo warmer.
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Jul 14, 2018 02:39
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Javid posted:I've seen shingles like that where half the stacks of them were sitting out in the sun for a while. Like they roofed half the house then the roofers took a week off or something (or quit because the customer was loving nuts) hell, they probably roofed half the house and then died of old age
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Jul 14, 2018 02:44
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Nothing wrong with the bird bath heater, I’ve seems those for keeping water troughs for livestock liquid during winter.
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Phanatic posted:Excuse me, I believe I ordered the *large* portfolio of garbage HDR with awful tone-mapping and ghosts everywhere.    
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Jul 14, 2018 03:07
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New monkey island looking....suburban??
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Jul 14, 2018 03:10
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Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
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Jul 14, 2018 03:15
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That is beautiful.
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Jul 14, 2018 03:41
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Oh, gently caress you. I've been house-hunting and have started to look forward to lovely phone pictures because at least they haven't been HDR'd to rival the brightness of the loving sun.
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Jul 14, 2018 03:43
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Ow my brain
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Jul 14, 2018 03:47
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 Just imagine if those were Warhammer figures being painted in the foreground and if the cabinets were full of board games and D&D manuals. Somebody is actively enjoying that room which is just odd because of how sterile everything else is.  That towers isn't even accessible enough to hide the satellite dishes on top.
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The Twinkie Czar posted:
Running the cables there costs more and the homeowner didn’t specifically ask for it so they’re not getting it.
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Jul 14, 2018 04:40
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Jesus that craft room is larger than any single department when I went to art school.
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Jul 14, 2018 04:47
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I love it.
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Jul 14, 2018 05:26
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sneakyfrog posted:multi level fucklympics gym Finally, something to justify the price tag.
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Jul 14, 2018 05:27
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opengl128 posted:
I'm the Millenium Falcon.
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Jul 14, 2018 06:22
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Contractor: Whatchu want? Customer: You know Cheesecake Factory? Contractor: Say no more f-- Customer: And Medieval Times? Contractor: Say no mo-- Customer: And technical colleges? Contractor: Please, say no more.
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Wasabi the J posted:Contractor: Whatchu want? I knew the place was reminding me of something, but I couldn’t place it until this moment.
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kid sinister posted:What are you talking about? That is the advanced dildo. UrEthraKiller
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These are, in every way, an improvement over the actual house.
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Jul 15, 2018 04:56
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I think this is where you're supposed to meet the dude that takes you to the Thalmor embassy
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Jul 15, 2018 05:16
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No, it's inside the thalmor embassy where you have to disguise yourself as waitstaff and then murder everyone.
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Jul 15, 2018 05:22
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Where will you be when the acid kicks in?
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Jul 15, 2018 05:36
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RoboRodent posted:If this is a Sims house, this is the room where they keep the art slaves. Given Texas, it's probably where they home-school their horde of children to keep them from being contaminated by public school with brown kids.
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Liquid Communism posted:Given Texas, it's probably where they home-school their horde of children to keep them from being contaminated by public school with brown kids. When you live in a house that big, you don't send you kid to public school.
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Zil posted:Where will you be when the acid kicks in? You mean, it hasn't?
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Jul 15, 2018 08:31
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Well next time I play D&D and need an illustration for a lord's stately manor, I know what I'm using. The mailbox may throw people off though.
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"Roll for Knowledge (Architecture). 25? That's very good. As soon as you set foot in the house, you are overcome with a sense of despair. Something is fundamentally wrong in this house."
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Jul 15, 2018 13:08
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And then, after they get back out of the house...
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Jul 15, 2018 17:32
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 Even deep dream is disgusted with that house.
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Haifisch posted:And then, after they get back out of the house... Painted with unicorn tears and farts
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This was all behind the drywall in a bathroom I just gutted: The wire that goes down towards the bottom right was for a vanity light. It's kind of dangling down now, but obviously went up before. No box, it just came out through a hole in the drywall (not horribly uncommon on older houses but whatever). The one going towards the upper right goes around a corner, with the same "notch the stud and use a nail to secure the wire" technique, and feeds a receptacle. It's also 14-3 instead of 14-2 for no apparent reason. Some close-ups:     Let's count the code violations: 1) boxes with no covers 2) inaccessible boxes behind drywall 3) a splice with no box, just twisted and electrical taped, also behind the drywall 4) the box on the right is I guess sort of secured, but mounted wonky as gently caress 5) notching studs to run wires instead of just drilling through the center 6) using bent nails to "secure" the romex in the notch 7) no nail stops where the wires pass through a notch in the stud 8) besides those bent nails, no wires are secured anywhere Am I missing anything? Luckily it'll be a pretty simple fix. Pull all 4 of the older cloth-covered wires up into the attic, feed them all into a sufficiently sized junction box, run a new feed out of the junction box and back down into the wall, add a box for the vanity light, staple my loving wires, and hope and pray the rest of the house doesn't look like that.
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JoshGuitar posted:and hope and pray the rest of the house doesn't look like that. Oh sweet child
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JoshGuitar posted:Let's count the code violations: #5 is fine if #7 is followed. It's used in basements a lot to finish the ceilings. Were there any open knockouts without wire clamps? That's another common one. Reminds me of fixing up my grandparent's master bathroom (can a master bath be only a half bath?) after grandma passed. My grandpa was a real piece of work. I counted 13 code violations behind the mirror once we took it down. They raised 5 kids in that house too. Does that god awful wood paneling in the next room behind that wall count as a violation?
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kid sinister posted:#5 is fine if #7 is followed. It's used in basements a lot to finish the ceilings. Were there any open knockouts without wire clamps? That's another common one. Ok, it may be legal, but I still don't like notching framing members if there's an alternative. Unless the only tools they had were a hammer and chisel, this way probably took 5x as long as drilling holes too. kid sinister posted:Does that god awful wood paneling in the next room behind that wall count as a violation? It's on the inside of a closet, so it's borderline forgivable-ish. They probably installed it back when it was cool, and now who wants to go to the trouble of replacing it inside a closet?
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I don't understand the skin-disease-siding trend of the early-mid 00s. 
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Youth Decay posted:I don't understand the skin-disease-siding trend of the early-mid 00s. 94th Aero Squadron lookalike.
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