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CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

tater_salad posted:

Thank you for making my day better... Is the lower right a picture at the same place.
"Jen and Steven take a picture of you at [place] by the columns and I can put you in there no problem"

Still isn't as bad as this edit



You didn't even post the best out of the bunch

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Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

CodfishCartographer posted:

You didn't even post the best out of the bunch



I wonder why the bench makers put those memorial plates on it in such an odd way. Nice trees too.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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I'm sure someone updated that particular one so the dogs got the same textureless faces too.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Thom12255 posted:

I wonder why the bench makers put those memorial plates on it in such an odd way. Nice trees too.

I’m trying to figure out why they hosed with the bench towards the right side and I’m coming up with nothing. :confused:

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

they probably framed the shot poorly and wanted to center the family in the middle, so they clone stamped a bunch of new bench and trees behind it.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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..and they would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer
That last set were roundly mocked in the best photographer thread a few pages back.

The clients posted them on Fb to show how terrible they were and the photographer's excuse was that her photography course didn't properly explain post-processing. She has a portfolio site full of very bad photos.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

polyester concept posted:

they probably framed the shot poorly and wanted to center the family in the middle, so they clone stamped a bunch of new bench and trees behind it.

And then to distract away from that poor photoshopping, she did...that to their faces. It's brilliant!

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Uggg, someone talk me out of going Fx since it turns out my D70 is too old to have compatibility with the new AF-P glass, and my 5200 jsut makes me angry every time i pick it up.

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/pho/6641319710.html

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

toplitzin posted:

Uggg, someone talk me out of going Fx since it turns out my D70 is too old to have compatibility with the new AF-P glass, and my 5200 jsut makes me angry every time i pick it up.

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/pho/6641319710.html

what makes you angry about the 5200 that will be better with ff

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


suck my woke dick posted:

what makes you angry about the 5200 that will be better with ff

On the 5200, NOTHING is button+wheel based except for shutter length.
On my D90 I can move my thumb to a button and change Ap/ISO/WB/shutter w/o moving my eye. On the 5200 everything has to be done via the software menu, which means i have to look at the screen.
The shutter length direction is backwards from all my other cameras and isn't a tuneable, so i have to remind myself every few shots to turn the dial the *other* way to fix the exposure.

It seems that the move from consumer to prosumer/pro makes thing jsut work simpler.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

toplitzin posted:

On the 5200, NOTHING is button+wheel based except for shutter length.
On my D90 I can move my thumb to a button and change Ap/ISO/WB/shutter w/o moving my eye. On the 5200 everything has to be done via the software menu, which means i have to look at the screen.
The shutter length direction is backwards from all my other cameras and isn't a tuneable, so i have to remind myself every few shots to turn the dial the *other* way to fix the exposure.

It seems that the move from consumer to prosumer/pro makes thing jsut work simpler.

why not a d500

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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That was my thought too.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
Eventually, when I inevitably fill up my 1TB of Lightroom storage, I might migrate images over to Amazon, as I’m a Prime member and it’s my understanding that I get unlimited space there. Does anyone know of a way to transfer a shitload of files between online services that doesn’t involve using local storage as an intermediate step? I’m not worried about losing files or anything like that, but the fewer steps the better...

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


For the price and happened to be available, why not full frame. I'll probably get one one day anyway, and that one happened to still be available.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
My Mom's BFF wants me to shoot her mother's 90th birthday party. Sure, I'll do it, Mom's friend is effectivley my )aunt. Her oldest son was in my graduating class, his little brother was in my brother's class.

She offered $40. Bitch are you serious? Two hours of hammering the shutter button for the newspaper got me $40, but editing and retouching and copyright release so she can take them to Walgreens and get prints is $30/hr minimum (retouching time included in billable hours) with the family discount.

Mom has promised to make up the difference between the $40 and my actual fee, that's how close they are.

TLDR: how much should I charge my mother for covering a two-hour birthday party for her BFF's mom, including editing, materials (burning a CD/a USB thumbdrive), day rate, and creative fee? $400 in my pocket at fhe end lf the day? Maybe $300 with the family discount?

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...
Dont charge your mom. Take the $40, it's your mom.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
How much would you charge to pass a full-frame DSLR plus vertical grip and short telephoto through your genitals?

That's the credit note your mom has on you.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

But if you can't pay your rent, she's gotta let you move back in. So you got that in your pocket.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

xzzy posted:

But if you can't pay your rent, she's gotta let you move back in. So you got that in your pocket.

I guess we know your favourite search terms on PornHub now.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

Chillbro Baggins posted:

TLDR: how much should I charge my mother for covering a two-hour birthday party for her BFF's mom, including editing, materials (burning a CD/a USB thumbdrive), day rate, and creative fee? $400 in my pocket at fhe end lf the day? Maybe $300 with the family discount?

First of all, why are you charging a "day rate" and a "creative fee" to someone that isn't commercially licensing your photos? Consumer and advertising industry pricing structures are wildly different for a reason. I mean unless this 90yo lady has hundreds of thousands of social media followers I guess.

Second of all, your mother already gave you that $300 by not spending it on an abortion.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
dont charge your mum for photos jesus christ

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
It's not the mom that's offering the job, right? It's a little gauche to take money from her when she's not the actual client. I'd turn it down, doesn't seem worth the trouble.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Talk to the BFF and explain how much you need paid for the work, a lot of people don't get photography rates as they rarely interact with a photographer. Your mother shouldn't have anything to do with it.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Don't take your mom's money.

Tell mom's friend how much time you'll actually be spending and suggest something a bit more fair.. maybe like $200 telling her they you would generally charge $600 to do the same thing for randos..

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

8th-snype posted:

your mother already gave you that $300 by not spending it on an abortion.

loving lol-ing at this.

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Has anyone ever messed with the GuruShots app? It’s an interesting concept

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Dudeabides posted:

Has anyone ever messed with the GuruShots app? It’s an interesting concept
I was quite into it for a bit, but it's ludicrously easy to game and they don't enforce their rules very strongly. The prizes are also pretty weak considering the size of the contestant pool and the amount of time that you need to spend on the site to be competitive.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I really can't find a better thread to stick this question. The wedding thread is archived. I'm getting married at the end of fall. I've hired a photog for the big day but now the fiance wants a videographer as well. Shes showing me examples and either they're not good or my expectations are way too high. Well rated videographers with bad white balancing, poor panning, slowmo 29.97fps stuff, camera flashes, artificial lens flares. I'm getting tired of looking. The budget is between $1000-2000. Does videography pricing not scale the way photographers do? I know everything about videography is expensive but I have no basis for comparison. The only acceptable videography I've seen comes from a national outfit charging around $2500 for the wedding and a few hours of reception. How do I pick a videographer?

Junkenstein
Oct 22, 2003

I've got a dumb Nikon adaptor for my A6000 with an aperture ring which controls the (G) lens aperture that has 15 settings. Is there a way to give a good estimate of the actual aperture? Like if 1 = F1.8 and 15 = F22, would it be a linear increase between those, or are there all kinds of variables?

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

um excuse me posted:

I've hired a photog for the big day but now the fiance wants a videographer as well.
The budget is between $1000-2000.
The only acceptable videography I've seen comes from a national outfit charging around $2500 for the wedding and a few hours of reception.

How much are you paying the stills photographer? A friend of mine used to be a full-time wedding photog (as far as I know he hasn't shot one for a couple of years, having done it for about a decade) and his rates started at $5000 for the day. $2500 for a videographer seems like a low-ball to me. You seem to know what you want (or at least, what you don't want), if you hypothetically adopt a much higher budget, like $8000 for the videographer, what kinds of example videos can you find?

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
$5000 is on the high-end for most people, mine was $3000 which is about the average.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Holy moley, okay. Budget seems unrealistic by comparison. I'll have to re-evaluate. I am by no means uncomfortable paying artists what they deserve. Thanks for the information.

The photog came in a friends/family deal along with an added discount for my previous photographer dumping us when I said the photography hour would be in the evening after the sun went down. I even offered to rent lighting for her :shrug:

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

um excuse me posted:

I really can't find a better thread to stick this question. The wedding thread is archived. I'm getting married at the end of fall. I've hired a photog for the big day but now the fiance wants a videographer as well. Shes showing me examples and either they're not good or my expectations are way too high. Well rated videographers with bad white balancing, poor panning, slowmo 29.97fps stuff, camera flashes, artificial lens flares. I'm getting tired of looking. The budget is between $1000-2000. Does videography pricing not scale the way photographers do? I know everything about videography is expensive but I have no basis for comparison. The only acceptable videography I've seen comes from a national outfit charging around $2500 for the wedding and a few hours of reception. How do I pick a videographer?

There’s a big wedding thread in Ask/Tell that may be able to help out.

Ineptitude
Mar 2, 2010

Heed my words and become a master of the Heart (of Thorns).
Is it possible to get Lightroom to crop all my horizontal photos to a 16x10 format upon importing?

EDIT: And/or a better (faster) way of getting all my photos to 16x10 format?

In fact i need to do a big export to 16x10 and the same photos to 16x9, so i suppose i need to do this resize during export. How do i know where the cropping will be done? An equal amount of pixels in from each edge?

Ineptitude fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Aug 16, 2018

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Ineptitude posted:

Is it possible to get Lightroom to crop all my horizontal photos to a 16x10 format upon importing?

EDIT: And/or a better (faster) way of getting all my photos to 16x10 format?

In fact i need to do a big export to 16x10 and the same photos to 16x9, so i suppose i need to do this resize during export. How do i know where the cropping will be done? An equal amount of pixels in from each edge?

I know in their subscription-based desktop app you can select which settings you copy and past to different images (cropping/aspect ratio isn't carried over by default). You might have to fiddle with the framing a bit, as I seem to recall that it'll apply the crop to the same position on the new frame as the image it was pulled from.

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

Did anyone else get an Arsenal?

Maybe I haven't found the right use for it yet, but it seems like complete dogshit. It takes markedly worse photos than an iPhone, can't find focus, and like half the claimed features don't exist yet.

The one point of credit I would give it: It can create "long exposures" in daylight conditions (without filters) by stacking back to back photos. This, of course, is then negated by the fact that you can only export the stacked photo via the phone app, and the resolution/IQ is terrible.

If you're considering buying one, don't.

Sauer
Sep 13, 2005

Socialize Everything!
Looks like snakeoil give its feature set is everything a decent modern DSLR already does. How will it help me with my FE2 though, heh.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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As soon as I clicked the link, I knew I’d see the word Kickstarter within seconds.

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Ethics_Gradient
May 5, 2015

Common misconception that; that fun is relaxing. If it is, you're not doing it right.
I shoot in RAW+JPG, is there a way to have Windows 10 or Photo Mechanic delete just the RAWs of culls, but leave the JPGs? I find it useful sometimes to be able to go back use them as reference shots, so I'd like to keep the JPGs, but get rid of the RAWs in the interest of space.

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