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shocksite
Apr 8, 2018

wasnt this for a title? who is united states champion

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Holy gently caress he planted his face right into the table & mat :gonk:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

bartok posted:

Why would you do that?

Jeff Hardy.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

So goddamn boring.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

shocksite posted:

wasnt this for a title? who is united states champion

Snickers Nakamura

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

shocksite posted:

wasnt this for a title? who is united states champion

No. Shinsuke.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Gumball Gumption posted:

Huh, having a match both get everyone hot with ridiculous violence and cooled down with a stretcher job sure is a way to book.

To be fair, I'm still not certain that this was, uh, a planned stretcher job.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

shocksite posted:

wasnt this for a title? who is united states champion

United States Of Nakamerica.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Im glad randy realized something was up when jeff didnt jump off the tiny ladder and got out of there while jeff went into business for himself.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

shocksite posted:

wasnt this for a title? who is united states champion

Dolph Ziggler

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

What the gently caress actually happened to Randy's leg?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

shocksite posted:

died for 2.5 stars rip

:tna:

EDIT where the gently caress is the TNA image

bartok
May 10, 2006



shocksite posted:

wasnt this for a title? who is united states champion

Nakamura and he isn't even booked on the show

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hear me out here.

Randy should've punted him.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Cabbit posted:

To be fair, I'm still not certain that this was, uh, a planned stretcher job.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Go ahead and make the count! THERE IS NO HEAT TO GAIN!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
why would you do just such a stupid spot for a heatless match

shocksite
Apr 8, 2018

oh, did he get sucked into the same wormhole as asuka

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

rip jeffs earlobe

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Kill yourself for Vince

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Please move your feet, Jeff. :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait how long has this show been going? I thought it started at 8?

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011

Mr. Yuk posted:

I have to give it to him, that was good heeling by Randy.

Is it though? Doesn’t he need to do a spot with the stretcher?

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Raskolnikov38 posted:

why would you do just such a stupid spot for a heatless match

i feel like we say this a lot

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Oh Snapple! posted:

Im glad randy realized something was up when jeff didnt jump off the tiny ladder and got out of there while jeff went into business for himself.

God, that is what happened, isn't it? :gonk:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the ref was legit terrified

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Raskolnikov38 posted:

why would you do just such a stupid spot for a heatless match

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Cabbit posted:

What the gently caress actually happened to Randy's leg?

I think it was from the Swanton with the chair on him. It scraped him or something.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Cabbit posted:

To be fair, I'm still not certain that this was, uh, a planned stretcher job.

If it wasn't then Orton is a (bigger) piece of poo poo.

Also they're milking the footage of him dying if it wasn't planned.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Wait how long has this show been going? I thought it started at 8?

40 minutes into the main show and preshow ended an hour and a half ago

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
The more they show it the dumber it looks, which is quite something given how dumb it was the first time.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



oh they there's nobody on the table below me and I'm still holding onto the cage, surely this will work!

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Jerusalem posted:

Wait how long has this show been going? I thought it started at 8?

about 40 mins plus the pre show missed 2 matches in total...

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Pinwiz11 posted:

Please move your feet, Jeff. :ohdear:

he moved his hands so he's not a quadriplegic at least

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


gently caress I’m pretty sure he’s actually dead

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

shocksite posted:

oh, did he get sucked into the same wormhole as asuka

asuka is busy doing something much better than watching wwe.

...she's going to a beyonce concert according to naomi's twitter.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Every time I see a stretcher job I keep hoping to hear Braun scream "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!"

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Baron Corbin posted:

the ref was legit terrified

Can you blame him?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CarlCX posted:

40 minutes into the main show and preshow ended an hour and a half ago

What the hell, when did we start living in a Stephen King horror short story? :gonk:

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Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Push El Burrito posted:

Every time I see a stretcher job I keep hoping to hear Braun scream "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!"

same, but this time with the cell dropping back down

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