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Shneak posted:I want a meteor to strike me immediately as the credits roll in theatres after The Lion King cause I know my life won't get better and I'm proud to contribute to the $5 billion it will make opening weekend. Samezies
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 19:51 |
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Vintersorg posted:I have a complete opposite view of Chef, minus the ending - I thought the whole movie was going so far up Favreaus rear end about how he was the super good chef and ousted, with a super hot wife and then he has the best drat truck ever. I’m not gonna call it perfect and it has issues for sure. But it clicks something in my brain that reminds me of lovely creative endeavors with lovely boring people. I find it a bit inspiring but I can see how it’s hard to get past some things. He should’ve made his character more human and less rich, with everything going for him. Like start it really high and have him hit real rock bottom. Like lovely apartment, gets a job at a Kitchen Nightmares level restaurant for a bit before he did the truck.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 19:57 |
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I really like Chef as a movie but trying to make it analogous to Favreau is a lost cause; even if that’s what he was doing.
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 00:58 |
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Chef is a dangerous movie to watch if you're hungry or on a diet. Just like this Netflix Thanksgiving promo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1B4XQQBSv0
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 01:16 |
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This looks like poo poo. These Disney hyperrealist films avoid vibrancy and dynamic compositions like the plague. Nroo fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Nov 24, 2018 |
# ? Nov 24, 2018 19:55 |
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Like seriously, it's become the house style of the company. Remembering the bizarre funereal look and palette of that Christopher Robin movie from this year.
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 20:12 |
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Seeing a trailer for that movie taught me that there is such a thing as uncanny valley for stuffed animals.
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 21:48 |
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Nroo posted:Remembering the bizarre funereal look and palette of that Christopher Robin movie from this year. Yeah. It was cool. edit: What could be neat in the new Lion King is if the animals didn't talk and the storytelling was all narrated. CG could be used to make something that recalls those old live animal adventure movies (Milo and Otis, Homeward Bound) without the animal abuse. Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Nov 24, 2018 |
# ? Nov 24, 2018 22:06 |
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'Legend of the Guardians' came out in 2010 and still looks better than most of these 'live action' remakes Disney keeps making. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8RKCmkOyB4
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 12:55 |
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The MSJ posted:Chef is a dangerous movie to watch if you're hungry or on a diet. I felt this way about Blue is the Warmest Color. The movie is three hours long and everybody is eating constantly. The spaghetti and meatballs in the scenes with Adele’s family looked amazing. I was starving by the end and it was like 3am when I finished!
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 13:28 |
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Jutsuka posted:'Legend of the Guardians' came out in 2010 and still looks better than most of these 'live action' remakes Disney keeps making. You mean in terms of CG? Because I love LotG and it's good and looks great, but the new Disney remakes are simply stunning in terms of CG. Especially when you realize how much of it was actually CG (essentially literally everything but Mowgli) edit: skip til about halfway through but I love seeing real time pre-viz stuff on screen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTebgHNSe_4
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 15:34 |
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The MSJ posted:Chef is a dangerous movie to watch if you're hungry or on a diet. the most notable thing about when I watched Chef (which I came into about 30 minutes into the actual movie) is that by the time the credits were rolling me and my roommate had ordered and had delivered some Cubans. God Cuban sandwiches are good
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 20:49 |
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What if Fifty Shades, but with teenagers and also based on a fanfiction about an abusive Harry Styles? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeusCkoMjU
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 01:34 |
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DC Murderverse posted:the most notable thing about when I watched Chef (which I came into about 30 minutes into the actual movie) is that by the time the credits were rolling me and my roommate had ordered and had delivered some Cubans. I am so, so sad that I didn't try one for the first time until 2 years ago. So many wasted years.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 01:38 |
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Jutsuka posted:'Legend of the Guardians' came out in 2010 and still looks better than most of these 'live action' remakes Disney keeps making. You may actually be blind.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 02:39 |
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lmfao Terminator Genisys has just found its competition as the the most shameless, soulless, cash grabbing, beat-for-beat remake of a classic in living memory
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 06:37 |
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https://twitter.com/purelylorde/status/1066293427376087043
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 06:53 |
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That time when you are a 12-year-old genius and desperate enough to revive your family's criminal empire that you kidnap a fairy and it turns out the fairy is a cop fairy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXlBep9uFjI
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 10:56 |
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I liked the first three or four books when I was younger but for some reason I got the idea that Butler was supposed to be bald.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 12:15 |
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Never read the books, but I imagined something a whole lot less generic looking. Also that's less comedic and younger-skewing than I assumed based on my limited knowledge of the series. It's not like I'm the primary audience but that looks like a serious snooze.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 12:28 |
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It sort of reminds me of that Tim Burton movie with Eva Green from a few years ago (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children) which was definitely a disappointing movie.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 13:19 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:It sort of reminds me of that Tim Burton movie with Eva Green from a few years ago (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children) which was definitely a disappointing movie. Ehm.......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLbVe6QvYTc Aside from that it wasn't good, but any movie featuring Harryhausen-like pirate skeletons fighting demons at a fun fair cannot be disappointing. Just listen to those bones rattling
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 13:31 |
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The MSJ posted:That time when you are a 12-year-old genius and desperate enough to revive your family's criminal empire that you kidnap a fairy and it turns out the fairy is a cop fairy. Gotta say I was not expecting Radiohead.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 13:50 |
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BioTech posted:Ehm.......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLbVe6QvYTc This is the least colorful carnival I've ever seen. Also, shockingly bad action direction.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 14:07 |
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feedmyleg posted:This is the least colorful carnival I've ever seen. Also, shockingly bad action direction. And that soundtrack!
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 14:18 |
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Is this for real? Nobody changed the soundtrack?
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 15:15 |
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So many of the casting decisions for that movie confuse me as someone who really enjoyed the books, but maybe it won't be as bad as it sounds so far.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 17:01 |
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feedmyleg posted:This is the least colorful carnival I've ever seen. Also, shockingly bad action direction. I'm the skeleton they throw at Tim burton
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 18:07 |
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Slutitution posted:lmfao Psycho
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 19:43 |
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A new dune trailer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzf_tYNWnXA Actually, it's fan made.
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 00:02 |
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And not well-made
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 00:07 |
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I would not ever watch that movie if I saw that trailer. Also, I would've never watched it anyway if I wasn't on a Lynch kick a few years back.
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 00:36 |
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Read the book
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 00:37 |
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No thank you. I'll see the Denis version.
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 00:38 |
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New Venom trailer for the video release. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuLfubSwbm0
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 01:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9l5gs5t388
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 23:02 |
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I think I noticed like 1 new shot in there?
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 23:51 |
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I said it with the first trailer, but that shot of Mothra unfurling its wings combined with the bombastic Claire de Lune is one of the most beautiful things.
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 00:10 |
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I dig Godzilla as an unsubtle metaphor for climate change.
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 01:41 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:This poo poo is so sad. They keep turning out these forgettable regurgitated remakes over and over again and all they're concerned about is money. It has nothing to do with legitimate art or vision. i miss the good old days when disney used to stand for something, like...uh....like...
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