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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

7c Nickel posted:

The simpler the symbol, the more places you can find it to confirm your conspiracy theory.

So they've literally just assigned sinister meanings to the tags on clothing that say not to wash in hot water.

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Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


twistedmentat posted:

So they've literally just assigned sinister meanings to the tags on clothing that say not to wash in hot water.

Also you just know it was the (((world’s true masters))) who put those tags in mattresses that say only the owner can remove them. It’s how they pull the strip that separates the battery contact from the listening device that pipes back to a Soros grotto that really keeps a person up (and not resting on the mattress at night, which is their true goal because then...wait, no no, let me start over... so you just know it was the...)

Peacoffee fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Nov 23, 2018

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Helen Highwater posted:

You really need quote marks around "leaking", "government" and "secrets" when talking about Q.

If this were real, it would already be very illegal. The only reason its not is cause of how obviously make believe it is. It just says a lot that they cant figure out that if this was true, it WOULD be illegal, and Democrats are coming to shut it down.

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


Fulchrum posted:

If this were real, it would already be very illegal. The only reason its not is cause of how obviously make believe it is. It just says a lot that they cant figure out that if this was true, it WOULD be illegal, and Democrats are coming to shut it down.

Oh I think we’ll see how wrong we were about the NORAD takedown when come December that bastard Claus is prancing across the globe unhindered by U.S. force’s pesky tracking equipment.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
If you watch Law and Order SVU you’d know about the spiral thing surely The Pedo Cabal would have wised up by now, like how cyphers get retired when broken.

but bluh bluh “SHOWING THEMSELVES IN PLAIN SIGHT TO MOCK US” I guess.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Peacoffee posted:

Also you just know it was the (((world’s true masters))) who put those tags in mattresses that say only the owner can remove them. It’s how they pull the strip that separates the battery contact from the listening device that pipes back to a Soros grotto that really keeps a person up (and not resting on the mattress at night, which is their true goal because then...wait, no no, let me start over... so you just know it was the...)

The plastic things on the ends of shoe laces are called eglets. Their purpose is sinister.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

twistedmentat posted:

The comments on this are gold.

And yea, someone comes in screaming about Q doing this or what, answering with How is a good idea. Hell, the old Who, What, When, Where and How questions are enough to poke holes in these.

I SAW IT ON YOUTUBE!
I bet you believe a cat plays a keyboard too.

Also can someone explain to me what the symbols Qults keep talking about? There is a picture of Cindy McCain talking about how she can't forgive Trump and the Qults are all "NICE HUMAN TRAFFICKING SYMBOL!" and its just a Spiral. I see this a lot "I found child love symbols on my childs toy!"
https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols

Of course "a small blue triangle spiralled inside a larger one" got turned into ANYTHING THAT LOOKS VAGUELY LIKE A SPIRAL = PEDO

I think spirals were one of the supposed trigger patterns for Project Monarch mind control programming too so no doubt it picked up some crazy by association.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Peacoffee posted:

Also you just know it was the (((world’s true masters))) who put those tags in mattresses that say only the owner can remove them. It’s how they pull the strip that separates the battery contact from the listening device that pipes back to a Soros grotto that really keeps a person up (and not resting on the mattress at night, which is their true goal because then...wait, no no, let me start over... so you just know it was the...)

Also remember that when it says only the owner can remove it it means only the TRUE owner, not the person that purchased it. It's a trap to make you remove the tag and then the globalist nazi brownshirts will come and take you.

Edit: I honestly don't think I ever heard that bit about the "owner" before, now that I think about it. It may have been something my 8 year old brain came up with, although I didn't make the globalist cabal connection at the time.

Mr.Unique-Name fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Nov 23, 2018

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Also remember that when it says only the owner can remove it it means only the TRUE owner, not the person that purchased it. It's a trap to make you remove the tag and then the globalist nazi brownshirts will come and take you.

Edit: I honestly don't think I ever heard that bit about the "owner" before, now that I think about it. It may have been something my 8 year old brain came up with, although I didn't make the globalist cabal connection at the time.

Its actually so they can't sell you mattresses full of hair or vegetable scraps. Mattress makers were stuffing mattresses with any old crap that was remotely soft, and people were getting sick. So a law was passed that mattresses needed tags pointing out exactly what was in there, but then retailers kept just "accidentally" ripping the tags off and trying to pass it off as a higher quality merchandise. So they just made it an offense for a retailer to rip the tags off. The owner can rip it off, but the seller absolutely cannot.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Fulchrum posted:

Its actually so they can't sell you mattresses full of hair or vegetable scraps. Mattress makers were stuffing mattresses with any old crap that was remotely soft, and people were getting sick. So a law was passed that mattresses needed tags pointing out exactly what was in there, but then retailers kept just "accidentally" ripping the tags off and trying to pass it off as a higher quality merchandise. So they just made it an offense for a retailer to rip the tags off. The owner can rip it off, but the seller absolutely cannot.

Thank you, I had actually always wondered what the purpose of those tags was but never looked it up. They really never made a lot of sense to me but I just stopped thinking about it almost immediately.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Fulchrum posted:

Its actually so they can't sell you mattresses full of hair or vegetable scraps. Mattress makers were stuffing mattresses with any old crap that was remotely soft, and people were getting sick. So a law was passed that mattresses needed tags pointing out exactly what was in there, but then retailers kept just "accidentally" ripping the tags off and trying to pass it off as a higher quality merchandise. So they just made it an offense for a retailer to rip the tags off. The owner can rip it off, but the seller absolutely cannot.

Sounds like tinfoil bullshit to me. It's definitely the globalist cabal thing.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

svenkatesh posted:

Getting deplatformed from Reddit seems to have really neutered the Q LARP.

The "plugged-in" friends I have pretty much stopped talking about/making fun of it over the past month.

I think the Reddit ban had somewhat to do with it, but the firing of Jeff Sessions even more so.


I really do think QAnon is dying down at this point, but as we've seen with Pizzagate, its followers will just hop on the next crazy train that will probably come about sometime in the next 6-12 months.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
To be honest, the Podesta brothers give off a vibe like they are trying to corner the used baby shoe market.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Fulchrum posted:

Its actually so they can't sell you mattresses full of hair or vegetable scraps. Mattress makers were stuffing mattresses with any old crap that was remotely soft, and people were getting sick. So a law was passed that mattresses needed tags pointing out exactly what was in there, but then retailers kept just "accidentally" ripping the tags off and trying to pass it off as a higher quality merchandise. So they just made it an offense for a retailer to rip the tags off. The owner can rip it off, but the seller absolutely cannot.

I remember watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure when I was a dumb kid and he meets an escaped convict who says ripping off the mattress tag was his crime. I didn't get that it was a gag and was terrified that I'd rip ours off on accident and have to spend the rest of my life running from the cops.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Fiend posted:

To be honest, the Podesta brothers give off a vibe like they are trying to corner the used baby shoe market.

Will buy: baby shoes, heavily worn

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols

Of course "a small blue triangle spiralled inside a larger one" got turned into ANYTHING THAT LOOKS VAGUELY LIKE A SPIRAL = PEDO

I think spirals were one of the supposed trigger patterns for Project Monarch mind control programming too so no doubt it picked up some crazy by association.

I'm still thinking this is 200% bs because it's fbi stuff on WikiLeaks. This reads like a warhsmming painting guide.

Dommolus Magnus
Feb 27, 2013

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols

Of course "a small blue triangle spiralled inside a larger one" got turned into ANYTHING THAT LOOKS VAGUELY LIKE A SPIRAL = PEDO

I think spirals were one of the supposed trigger patterns for Project Monarch mind control programming too so no doubt it picked up some crazy by association.

Has somebody already pointed out to the qultists that there are spirals IN THEIR OWN EARS!!!

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
what is the point of having some super duper secret code spiral language if you just write "kids love pedos" on the other side of the coin?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

what is the point of having some super duper secret code spiral language if you just write "kids love pedos" on the other side of the coin?

They overestimate how clever they are and how little the sheep around them could recognize things.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Dommolus Magnus posted:

Has somebody already pointed out to the qultists that there are spirals IN THEIR OWN EARS!!!

I hope you're making a reference to Uzimaki. Because if the Qult's do what the people of Black Vortex Village did at the end of that, that would be good.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Way to ruin an amusing reference with nerdspotting.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

RagnarokAngel posted:

They overestimate how clever they are and how little the sheep around them could recognize things.

The coin in the link literally says that in English, defeating the point of having a secret code in the first place!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

packetmantis posted:

Way to ruin an amusing reference with nerdspotting.

Like you wouldn't want all the Qult's to join together and pile into another dimension?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1067303514588626945?s=20

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

PooAnon

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1068628419871735808

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

yeah that owns

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

I like his Scythe and Axe badge too.

Cops like this think they look intimidating but they just look like wanna be Einsengruppen.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



You mean Einsatzgruppen?

"Einsengruppen" would be something like "one(somehow plural) groups".

"Einsatz" means something like "use" or "deployment".

Also in retrospect they dropped the ball hard (in addition to other loving ways like say being nazis) that there wasn't an Eiserngruppen, an "Iron Group". That sounds way more bad rear end. The fuckers who put skulls on their uniforms didn't come up with that? Pfffft.

(Note : not a neonazi, just am German and, as the silly stereotype goes, like being accurate)

PS loving jealous as poo poo of your avatar. Great movie and he did a great job in it.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ah, one of the germanic kobolds

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Lol sorry the redtext is from a million years ago thread about getting fit in tradgames that I used to help with my physical therapy at the time, and I didn't document things correctly so I got that as a ding even though I did it.

I never changed it because I'm lazy.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/QAnonPatriot/status/1068280317457252352

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Lol the president cried because he poo poo his pants

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
George HW Bush dies, and one week later there is a state funeral?

Coincidence?

Barbara Bush dies on April 17th, and the 17th letter of the alphabet is Q.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

A reply: Trump knows and understands how much he is loved and revered by his supporters. This is why he spends so much time with us doing rallies. https://twitter.com/Joefish1967/status/1068429881552310273?s=19

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Xiahou Dun posted:

You mean Einsatzgruppen?

"Einsengruppen" would be something like "one(somehow plural) groups".

"Einsatz" means something like "use" or "deployment".

Also in retrospect they dropped the ball hard (in addition to other loving ways like say being nazis) that there wasn't an Eiserngruppen, an "Iron Group". That sounds way more bad rear end. The fuckers who put skulls on their uniforms didn't come up with that? Pfffft.

(Note : not a neonazi, just am German and, as the silly stereotype goes, like being accurate)

PS loving jealous as poo poo of your avatar. Great movie and he did a great job in it.

OOps, you're right. As someone who spent a lot of time studying Nazi Germany in University, I should have known better.

They're going to start claiming HW Bush was actually executed for being a Deep State agent.


There's a weird tuft of hair behind Trumps ear that's pure white. I can't unsee it.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Out of all the insane conspiracy theories like child cannibalism societies and a planned UN takeover the idea that Trump gives a single poo poo about lower class Americans is somehow the most ridiculous

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Out of all the insane conspiracy theories like child cannibalism societies and a planned UN takeover the idea that Trump gives a single poo poo about lower class Americans is somehow the most ridiculous
Well there is a reason it's called "THE BIG LIE" (große Lüge).

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

twistedmentat posted:

I like his Scythe and Axe badge too.

Cops like this think they look intimidating but they just look like wanna be Einsengruppen.

They look like loving airsoft players, haha. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them had an "Infidel" or "Major league doorkicker" patch.

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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Those helmets are so dorky. How are you supposed to intimidate people if you're dressed for rollerblading

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