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the gently caress is it even for?
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Dec 25, 2018 00:18
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Darkman Fanpage posted:the gently caress is it even for? Taking inventory, I assume
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Dec 25, 2018 00:19
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what happens if you put a shopping cart in its way
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Dec 25, 2018 00:30
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get a shoehorn, they rule actually.
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Dec 25, 2018 00:40
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Bushiz posted:drones are dirt simple and dirt cheap to build for anyone with any sort of malicious or mischievous intent. What component can you ban that isn't incredibly onerous and overbroad? Drones that comply with gummint regulation aren't gonna be simple or cheap to build. All others will simply be illegal and the penalties will be extremely steep. We put people in jail for smoking weed.
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Dec 25, 2018 01:01
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:Drones that comply with gummint regulation aren't gonna be simple or cheap to build. All others will simply be illegal and the penalties will be extremely steep. We put people in jail for smoking weed. And people are able to get away with it, even if it requires effort.
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Dec 25, 2018 01:04
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:get a shoehorn, they rule actually. 
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Dec 25, 2018 01:14
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Darkman Fanpage posted:the gently caress is it even for? a guy in the security room or w/e watches camera feeds from about half a dozen of these in various walmarts around america, they're doing some kind of pilot program to have robots slowly bumble around their stores and annoy their employees and customers
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Dec 25, 2018 01:19
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SpaceGoku posted:a guy in the security room or w/e watches camera feeds from about half a dozen of these in various walmarts around america, they're doing some kind of pilot program to have robots slowly bumble around their stores and annoy their employees and customers poo poo would never fly in philly if the hitchhiking robot is any indication
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Dec 25, 2018 01:52
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Clipperton posted:just take your loving shoes off
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Dec 25, 2018 02:32
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Shoe bags exist so that workers can do they goddamn jobs on floors that need to stay clean, but shoe bags are like a penny a pop and require no electricity so I don't understand who this product is for
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Dec 25, 2018 02:55
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Bushiz posted:Shoe bags exist so that workers can do they goddamn jobs on floors that need to stay clean, but shoe bags are like a penny a pop and require no electricity so I don't understand who this product is for VC whaling
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Dec 25, 2018 03:19
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Bushiz posted:Shoe bags exist so that workers can do they goddamn jobs on floors that need to stay clean, but shoe bags are like a penny a pop and require no electricity so I don't understand who this product is for a hospital that wants to look more insufferable than it already is e: "your dont be mean to me has issued a correction as of 05:00 on Dec 25, 2018 |
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Dec 25, 2018 04:56
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Darkman Fanpage posted:the gently caress is it even for? milsurp robot graft people are used to eyes-in the-sky cameras and unless that thing has a few look-back-in-the-shelves camera arms just why
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Dec 25, 2018 05:00
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https://twitter.com/max_read/status/1077936361808773120 a good summary of the internet in 2018 quote:Everywhere I went online this year, I was asked to prove I’m a human. Can you retype this distorted word? Can you transcribe this house number? Can you select the images that contain a motorcycle? I found myself prostrate daily at the feet of robot bouncers, frantically showing off my highly developed pattern-matching skills — does a Vespa count as a motorcycle, even? — so I could get into nightclubs I’m not even sure I want to enter. Once inside, I was directed by dopamine-feedback loops to scroll well past any healthy point, manipulated by emotionally charged headlines and posts to click on things I didn’t care about, and harried and hectored and sweet-talked into arguments and purchases and relationships so algorithmically determined it was hard to describe them as real.
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Dec 26, 2018 17:24
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I'd really like to see the internet balkanize, I feel like that would get us into a much more kickass cyberpunk dystopia.
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Dec 26, 2018 17:29
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edit: wrong thread.
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Dec 26, 2018 17:45
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https://twitter.com/JohnWoodrowCox/status/1077949486176133122?s=19
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Dec 26, 2018 17:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EoPoZAHxjI
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Dec 26, 2018 17:52
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:https://twitter.com/max_read/status/1077936361808773120 good piece, but it leaves out the inevitable end result it highlights that this ecosystem is fueled by seemingly endless piles of real money being fed into this infinite shell game of fake everything, but what happens when the money stops coming?
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Dec 26, 2018 17:55
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my plan for the future is to steal carboard standups of actors from movie theatres and use them to corner robots programmed to yield to humans.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:02
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jfc on every schoolday between Labor Day in September 2017 and Memorial Day in May 2018, a campus in this country went into lockdown because of a shooting or the perceived danger of one.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:49
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Bushiz posted:my plan for the future is to steal carboard standups of actors from movie theatres and use them to corner robots programmed to yield to humans. 
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Dec 26, 2018 18:56
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Admiral Ray posted:the internet is fake
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Dec 26, 2018 19:24
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quote:And not only do we have bots masquerading as humans and humans masquerading as other humans, but also sometimes humans masquerading as bots, pretending to be “artificial-intelligence personal assistants,” like Facebook’s “M,” in order to help tech companies appear to possess cutting-edge AI. quote:As against this, the commodity-form, and the value-relation of the products of labour within which it appears, have absolutely no connection with the physical nature of the commodity and the material relations arising out of this. It is nothing but the definite social relation between men themselves which assumes here, for them, the fantastic form of a relation between things. In order, therefore, to find an analogy we must take flight into the misty realm of religion. There the products of the human brain appear as autonomous figures endowed with a life of their own, which enter into relations both with each other and with the human race. So it is in the world of commodities with the products of men's hands. I call this the fetishism which attaches itself to the products of labour as soon as they are produced as commodities, and is therefore inseparable from the production of commodities. I'm sure there's a dozen better Marx quotes about this.
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Dec 26, 2018 19:50
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which book or essay or whatever is that from
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Dec 26, 2018 23:05
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Shear Modulus posted:which book or essay or whatever is that from Capital book 1 chapter 3.
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Dec 26, 2018 23:07
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Bitcoin and poo poo like this is the loving stupidest loving thing wasting obscene amounts of energy while we hurtle towards a hellscape climate change future
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Dec 27, 2018 04:52
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lol
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Dec 27, 2018 05:22
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Dec 27, 2018 05:23
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Owns?
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Dec 27, 2018 06:31
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Doubles as immune system booster
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Dec 27, 2018 07:00
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quote:For a period of time in 2013, the Times reported this year, a full half of YouTube traffic was “bots masquerading as people,” a portion so high that employees feared an inflection point after which YouTube’s systems for detecting fraudulent traffic would begin to regard bot traffic as real and human traffic as fake. They called this hypothetical event “the Inversion.” lmao, a cool new variety of the skynet wars where each side believes the other to be bots
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Dec 28, 2018 00:01
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System Metternich posted:lmao, a cool new variety of the skynet wars where each side believes the other to be bots *looks at this pile of soros shill, russian bot and npc memes, begins to sweat*
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Dec 28, 2018 00:02
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https://www.wdio.com/GMN/centurylink-outage-emergency-services/5191720/quote:Report: Nationwide CenturyLink Outage Affecting 911 Emergency Services Lets just link our critical safety infrastructure to our least proven communication technology.... and you're dead.
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Dec 28, 2018 01:28
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System Metternich posted:lmao, a cool new variety of the skynet wars where each side believes the other to be bots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK62I-4cuSY&t=142s
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Dec 28, 2018 06:55
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https://twitter.com/samiswine/status/1078506903909523456?s=21
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Dec 28, 2018 07:21
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https://twitter.com/uwurebeca/status/1078576480215478272 lol
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Dec 28, 2018 10:56
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It's like bizarro blade runner
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Dec 28, 2018 11:31
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i knew something was off about people wanting to actually see that loving movie
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Dec 28, 2018 11:56
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