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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Everybody about to go Saiyan





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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

spookygonk posted:

Only found out about this 2018 movie today:



Would never have guessed that was [meant to be] John Cusack

drat, I'm hyped for the new David Gest vehicle

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Is Jeffrey Wahlberg Mark's actually talented brother?

That's Donnie-erasure

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Is Jeffrey Wahlberg Mark's actually talented brother?

the reverse, Jeffrey Wahlberg did even more hate crimes than Mark

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

The MSJ posted:

Everybody about to go Saiyan







I’m so excited, and that’s going to be my downfall.

At least now I know how those Marvel fans feel when characters they like crossover.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



LORD OF BOOTY posted:

I mean, I know precisely jack poo poo about that dude, so if he's interesting this might be a good movie.

Liev Schreiber played him in a film called "Chuck" two years ago. Can't attest to how it is though.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Dissapointed Owl posted:

I’m so excited, and that’s going to be my downfall.

At least now I know how those Marvel fans feel when characters they like crossover.

Same I'm afraid that the sum will be the lesser of the parts.

Shyamalan has hurt me in the past (Lady in the Water, Avatar, that loving Tree Movie), so I'm approaching this with cautious optimism.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Proteus Jones posted:

Shyamalan has hurt me in the past (Lady in the Water, Avatar, that loving Tree Movie), so I'm approaching this with cautious optimism.

You're thinking of Sam Raimi there.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Wheat Loaf posted:

You're thinking of Sam Raimi there.

No, I'm referring to the idiotic The Happening where the trees try to genocide humanity.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
The Happening is great, but I can’t be sure if it’s on purpose or not.

Davros1 posted:

Liev Schreiber played him in a film called "Chuck" two years ago. Can't attest to how it is though.

Alright, but forgettable. But Liev fights a bear in it so

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Anyone interested in watching Liev Schreiber play a working-class mug who just like to punch stuff should probably just watch Goon and Goon 2





(this one is dumb but I appreciate the Black Crowes reference)

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Is Jeffrey Wahlberg Mark's actually talented brother?

Why you clownin' on Donnie like that?

Parachute
May 18, 2003

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Why you clownin' on Donnie like that?

yeah or their other brother, Hamburgers

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Parachute posted:

yeah or their other brother, Hamburgers

Made with 100% real Wahlberg

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Davros1 posted:

Liev Schreiber played him in a film called "Chuck" two years ago. Can't attest to how it is though.
It was good, despite lasting about a week in theaters.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Proteus Jones posted:

No, I'm referring to the idiotic The Happening where the trees try to genocide humanity.

And here a reason that Donnie Wahlberg is not talented.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Wheat Loaf posted:

You're thinking of Sam Raimi there.

I got this joke but it makes more sense if you swap the first two bolded words.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Is Jeffrey Wahlberg Mark's actually talented brother?

No of course not, he's their nephew and he's definitely not talented.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Byzantine posted:

Finally, Apollo 18 is getting a sequel

drat how was I beaten to this

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Goon ain't no Slap Shot

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

caligulamprey posted:

My friend actually convinced me to go see the obviously stupid loving Tim Burton Dumbo movie that will be bad with the phrase "Danny Elfman circus score." That's an itch that hasn't been scratched for quite awhile.

so, a danny elfman score

that dude snores and evil clown music comes out

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Really? Already?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Documentaries like that are probably going to be easy to pull together when half the film is probably the producers using people's instagram/facebook/snap videos of the insanity.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Yeah, all videos that go viral on social media have a media rep now, or get one within 24 hrs. It's pretty much found footage meets VH1 behind the music:

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

relive a goon favorite historical moment when a ragtag crew of dipshit capitalists fought for their lives in what can only be described as a private island survivalist microcosm of what will soon happen to our entire society :munch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ0KNVU2fV0

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm just gonna leave a bunch of these here with zero context.

























Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Taintrunner posted:

I'm just gonna leave a bunch of these here with zero context.



This movie used to be on Netflix, and it's absolutely what you think it is: Surviving The Game XXX: A Porn Parody

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

A lot of those is a case of "you're so much better than this." Aside from The Cooler, that's a good movie.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


Lol, Hulu just dropped their own doc about Fyre 4 days before Netflix's.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


Hell yeah

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

I gotta admit, there's something endearing about making a movie for the sole reason that you have access to a Charles Bronson lookalike. Here's another.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Waiting for some 'The Mechanic' knock-off. Call it the 'Machinest'.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Origami Dali posted:

I gotta admit, there's something endearing about making a movie for the sole reason that you have access to a Charles Bronson lookalike. Here's another.



Wait, that's not him? I thought he just had a miraculous recovery! :eyepop:

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Colostomy Bag posted:

Waiting for some 'The Mechanic' knock-off. Call it the 'Machinest'.

The Machinest: More Machine Than Machine

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Not an Into the Spiderverse sequel, don’t care!

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009






I gotta say I don't hate it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I thought James Garner running over the cops in a tank was already pretty cool until I read a plot synopsis at which point it became extremely cool and I want to see this movie ASAP

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Kamandi movie not looking great, I gotta say.

quote:


God, the look in Bruce's eyes. He clearly hates still doing movies but doesn't know how to stop.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/JohnWickMovie/status/1085189893116981250

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