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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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One of these days Been Affleck is going to pay for his sabotage of The Mimi.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Sorry, Casey is the date rapist. But Ben did grope Hilarie Burton's breasts during an episode of TRL in 2003, and fondled a makeup artist at a Golden Globes party a few years ago.

These are things that won't prevent Ben from getting work.

Casey Affleck wasn't date rape either, but more of creep show sexual harassment using power to try and sleep with someone on the shoot if I recall. Still pretty damning but I wouldn't throw around date rape unless it's an actual thing.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Okay, reading about the accusations now, it's attempted sexual assault/rape rather than date rape. At one point he informed a woman he was going to have sex with her and tried to physically prevent her from leaving the hotel room. At another, he climbed into the bed of a female cinematographer while half-naked and drunk and tried to have sex with her. In both instances, he was cruel and vindictive afterwards for both having rejected him.

So yeah, sorry I called Casey Affleck a date rapist.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm certainly not going to defend Casey Affleck.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
I was working next door to the Paycheck production office around the time that Affleck went down on that stripper in a Vancouver peeler bar, causing the Bennifer breakup. Overheard some pretty hilarious phone calls and conversations over the next few weeks.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Dillbag posted:

I was working next door to the Paycheck production office around the time that Affleck went down on that stripper in a Vancouver peeler bar, causing the Bennifer breakup. Overheard some pretty hilarious phone calls and conversations over the next few weeks.

MacheteZombie fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Feb 15, 2019

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Kwanzaa Quickie posted:

I know it’s some dumb status thing, but gently caress everyone involved in having the wrong names over the actors right in the loving ear.

I hate it when it’s two names and they’re over the wrong heads, but billing order is written into the contracts and you almost always put the leads in the middle in a group shot

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Having a movie with both Hunnam and Hedlund in it is going to cause issues for me

Yeah it’s like if the lead roles in Face/Off were both played by fraternal twins

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Mostly just the coordinators yelling at the dirt sheet reporters for calling and asking for directions to set or for interviews with Ben. He kept a super low profile after it went down. Apparently the Hells Angels that ran the club we're trying to get a camera into the room but didn't get there in time, but it was something the producers and his people were super worried about.

I actually knew the dancer that was involved because a close friend was DJing at one of the clubs she worked at and I ran into her every now and then. Really nice young woman, one of the more stable personalities I met in that environment. Really smart too, because she sold her story to the National Enquirer for six figures and used the money to start what is now a chain of super successful pole dancing fittness studios.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Dillbag posted:

Really smart too, because she sold her story to the National Enquirer for six figures and used the money to start what is now a chain of super successful pole dancing fittness studios.


The MSJ
May 17, 2010

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

I won't believe this movie exists until I am sitting in a theater watching it. Been burned too many times, since God hates Terry Gilliam.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I won't believe this movie exists until I am sitting in a theater watching it. Been burned too many times, since God hates Terry Gilliam.

It'll get shut off halfway through for some legal reason.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Davros1 posted:

It'll get shut off halfway through for some legal reason.

When I was a kid I went to see Dick Tracy at a drive-in theater and the screen was struck by lightning halfway through.

I expect that to happen at every showing of The Man Who Killed Don Quixote.

Even the indoor ones.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


The "coming soon" tag on the bottom is pretty funny, all things considered.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

he gave up and just taped a local theater company's performance of Man of La Mancha

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I won't believe this movie exists until I am sitting in a theater watching it. Been burned too many times, since God hates Terry Gilliam.

I’ve already seen it thanks to foreign markets putting out the movie well ahead of any domestic pickup here

















It’s a pretty bad movie

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

The Cameo posted:

It’s a pretty bad movie
i kind of suspected this :smith:

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
He's made more bad movies than good at this point, so that's about what I was expecting. Driver was the only thing that got me halfway interested

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I turned it off after 10 minutes.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Having a movie with both Hunnam and Hedlund in it is going to cause issues for me

Their characters have the same surname, presumably they're brothers or cousins or something.

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

Pope Corky the IX posted:

How is that not directed by Peter Berg? Or is he only doing movies based on a true story now?

Also, how in the gently caress is Affleck still getting work? He's an alcoholic date rapist, and yet the only thing that's happened so far is that he's no longer Batman.

This is pretty ironic since Chandor was going to direct the BP spill movie, then got fired for not making it Wahlberg-y enough and they brought in Berg.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010













CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Rocketman could be good. If only for the fact that Taron Egerton isn’t going to stand there and lip sync good music like a goober and call it a performance.

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
SUMMER OF GEORGE!

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Is The Order based on the PS4 game?

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

The Cameo posted:


It’s a pretty bad movie

Not at all surprising.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

Mister Chief posted:

Is The Order based on the PS4 game?
looks like it's based on the latest dead by daylight dlc

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


if this is a porn poster it's doing a terrible job. no come = cum pun, and no one wants "small packages" anywhere near their porno

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Spotted this while looking around on Letterboxd.


It's a shame that only two Robert Powell movie posters showcased his ability to detach and float his head:

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Spotted this while looking around on Letterboxd.


Hah! I used to look at a really faded original of this first thing, everyday in the corridor where I worked for a year. Pretty sure it was shot there. I love how terrible it is. I wonder if anyone's ever watched it.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/1099757579943665664




Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006


https://twitter.com/MortalKombat/status/1099720468179775488

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
"Hey, I want to make a Dead By Deadlight-esque Jason/Michael Myers lovely rip-off series, what shall we call it?"


No no no, it's missing something. Ah, here!


...The gently caress, that doesn't even make sense! It needs to be catchy! "Something-head", or "something-face"...I know!


You can't call him that! Do you want to get sued!? I'll save our asses;


Yep. So that's Playing With Dolls, AKA, Cinderella: Playing With Dolls, AKA Leatherface, AKA Metalface.

Oh, and there's sequels too:
Playing With Dolls: Bloodlust (or maybe Bloodlust: Playing With Dolls 2)


Needs more random ladies

That's better.

Playing With Dolls: Havoc (or Havoc: Playing With Dolls 3)


You know, come to think of it "Playing With Dolls" doesn't sound very scary. Maybe we should change it to-


"You know, it's given me an excellent idea for naming the sequel":
Cry Havoc AKA Brazilian Death Wish 7

Starring Charles Bronson's non-union Brazilian equivalent.

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Feb 24, 2019

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I would watch the poo poo out of Beak Panther

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


The Muppets themselves had some of the same ideas

https://twitter.com/TheMuppets/status/1099715598123184128

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I remember Zootopia had all these animal-puns for Oscar contenders, with the exception of Spotlight. Is it that hard to eke a joke on a real-life drama about Catholic priest scandals?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Inspector Gesicht posted:

I remember Zootopia had all these animal-puns for Oscar contenders, with the exception of Spotlight. Is it that hard to eke a joke on a real-life drama about Catholic priest scandals?

They actually did have one for Spotlight but it got cut. It was full-on Thomas Nast style the pope as a child-eating crocodile, and I guess somebody decided that could offend people

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
The truth hurts I guess

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