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Is there a joke in the poll?
This poll is closed.
Nope 12 8.16%
Nothing 10 6.80%
Sorry 18 12.24%
Bowsette 107 72.79%
Total: 147 votes
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matti
Mar 31, 2019

Saint Freak posted:

The Fucktorium of Horniness: May 2019 Edition

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bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


I like that, but do we just change the month after that? How do you top that? Or are we expected to go back to puns for June? Nothing horny about june.

Nevermind just do a Cummer Chat thread

matti
Mar 31, 2019

Cum Crypt: Jack Off June?

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



june is end boss month

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
may is atelier month, june is ffxiv and nep month, july is fire emblem month

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

May is a character in Pokemon

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
june is also mario maker month

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Relax Or DIE posted:

*ten years later, I'm in a theater openly weeping at the final movie in the Sonic cinematic universe*

Big the Cat died a HERO.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Relax Or DIE posted:

june is also mario maker month

poo poo june is packed

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Cowcaster posted:

june is end boss month

drat who knew cowcaster was so pro-labor

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
mario maker and shadowbringers come out on the same day, no one has ever had a greater problem than this

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Dr Cheeto posted:

drat who knew cowcaster was so pro-labor

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

Relax Or DIE posted:

mario maker and shadowbringers come out on the same day, no one has ever had a greater problem than this

the new yakuza thing and new samsho also come out that week so i will probably not be making mario

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Saint Freak posted:

The Fucktorium of Horniness: May 2019 Edition

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Saint Freak posted:

The Fucktorium of Horniness: May 2019 cum-dition

Ftfy

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

lol that facebook has a more appealing VR product than valve and they're loving facebook

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
so Nox and Bluestacks are both utter pieces of poo poo, are there any other good options for emulating apps?

the nucas
Sep 12, 2002

Help Im Alive posted:

Who is Leisure Suit Larry for

people who thought Softporn Adventure was really cool when it released ie. dead people

matti
Mar 31, 2019

Ideal Homies Store: May Sale

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Ooh I got a green star in Super Mario Galaxy! How exciting!

It does not appear I can gently caress the star but I will keep trying.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Rarity posted:

Ooh I got a green star in Super Mario Galaxy! How exciting!

It does not appear I can gently caress the star but I will keep trying.

godspeed

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Well that sounds foreboding :ohdear:

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
May Chat Thread:

Rarity posted:

It does not appear I can gently caress the star but I will keep trying.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

The White Dragon posted:

so Nox and Bluestacks are both utter pieces of poo poo, are there any other good options for emulating apps?

I'm trying to look for the one I used a while back that I liked, not sure since I think they updated their icon but I think it was MeMU?

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
I was going to say Larry is actually one of the lost Mario Bros. but I realized Hornio already exists.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
okay i actually watched the sonic trailer and I'm 100% going on a date to see this movie

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

May is Games Chat Month

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Viewtiful Jew posted:

I was going to say Larry is actually one of the lost Mario Bros. but I realized Hornio already exists.

Larry is a koopa

Verranicus
Aug 18, 2009

by VideoGames

The White Dragon posted:

so Nox and Bluestacks are both utter pieces of poo poo, are there any other good options for emulating apps?

Bluestacks works fine.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Verranicus posted:

Bluestacks works fine.

yeah bluestacks works fine if you like how it constantly randomly downloads and advertises games you don't want to play, and never stops needling you to activate hardware virtualization and i'm like idgaf about dropped frames

Phantasium posted:

I'm trying to look for the one I used a while back that I liked, not sure since I think they updated their icon but I think it was MeMU?

ok i might check out memu, i saw something about it on one of those sketchy "list of software options" sites so if goons will attest to it not being some guy's weird malware i'll try it out

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Apr 30, 2019

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Tales of Woe posted:

the new yakuza thing and new samsho also come out that week so i will probably not be making mario

Not on pc :(

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

i'm realizing now that my laptop and desktop can both do modern AAA gaming that there's actually not a lot of great AAA PC games per year

the average aaa game is like shadow of the tomb raider or darksiders 3, and anthem was 'the big one' of the first half of 2019 lol

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


The 7th Guest posted:

i'm realizing now that my laptop and desktop can both do modern AAA gaming that there's actually not a lot of great AAA PC games per year

the average aaa game is like shadow of the tomb raider or darksiders 3, and anthem was 'the big one' of the first half of 2019 lol

Doom Eternal is coming out this year.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

exquisite tea posted:

Doom Eternal is coming out this year.
yeah at least there's that

otherwise it's a kind of meh year for pc aaa. i may be the only person who liked wolfenstein 2 so i'm interested in youngblood but that's about it. borderlands 3, no. rage 2, no. control, wait and see but also epic store. jedi fallen order, who cares. code vein probably sucks

i guess there's whatever ubisoft announces at E3, but unless it's rayman ubiarts 2 i dont care. they're probably going to announce watch dogs 3 with aiden pearce back as the protag. and the next asscreed is probably coming 2020

The 7th Guest fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Apr 30, 2019

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

The White Dragon posted:

ok i might check out memu, i saw something about it on one of those sketchy "list of software options" sites so if goons will attest to it not being some guy's weird malware i'll try it out

I remember needing it specifically because it was like the only android emulator that went past version 4 of android. Unless there's another one that does that now, I honestly don't remember the name but think it's MeMU because of it being advertised to work with version 5. Didn't have any of the bullshit of Bluestacks.

I liked Andyroid at that time but it was/is stuck with 4.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

PC Gaming is where indie game developers release their games to see if they're good enough to be ported to the Switch

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I wish the word horny struck from the English language

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Sakurazuka posted:

I wish the word horny struck from the English language

back to randy it is, then

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
curse this alarmingly engorged thread

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

let's just humiliate it and step on it instead

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