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PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

lol the golden company look even dumber than they are described as being in the books


nah m8 the golden company in the books owns

buncha big glammed out weirdos with golden teeth and 10 pounds of golden jewelry, all with their own special weapon like they're power rangers

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

do you guys think the bells will be important in this episode? something tells me they might.

DANY GOES CRAZY AND KILLS EVERYONE BECAUSE THE BELLS DRIVE HER MAD FOR NO REASON AND THEN JON KILLS HER

Or something. It's just a theory.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

PupsOfWar posted:

nah m8 the golden company in the books owns

buncha big glammed out weirdos with golden teeth and 10 pounds of golden jewelry, all with their own special weapon like they're power rangers

oh they own, but in a stupid way in the show they're stupid in a boring way.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

nine-gear crow posted:

DANY GOES CRAZY AND KILLS EVERYONE BECAUSE THE BELLS DRIVE HER MAD FOR NO REASON AND THEN JON KILLS HER

Or something. It's just a theory.

cersei is going to fake ring the bells and then when they ring the bells for real dany kills everyone anyway


euron is gona survive that

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

alright so drogon can just solo the city after all

so much for all those seasons' worth of army-building

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

do you guys think the bells will be important in this episode? something tells me they might.

If someone doesn't end up crushed beneath a bell like Cluny the Scourge then the bells weren't used to their utmost potential.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
i like how most of the stark men just don't have helmets and they also have davos who is a terrible fighter at the front because????

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

nine-gear crow posted:

DANY GOES CRAZY AND KILLS EVERYONE BECAUSE THE BELLS DRIVE HER MAD FOR NO REASON AND THEN JON KILLS HER

Or something. It's just a theory.

you are david nutter and I claim my 5£

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

i like how most of the stark men just don't have helmets and they also have davos who is a terrible fighter at the front because????

what are all these northerners and valemen doing here, anyway

like yeah you send some token support to the new monarch so she knows you're onside, but the north was reduced to what, a couple of thousand people after the battle of Winterfell?

youd think they'd look at all the piles of bodies from ep 4 and go "yknow, i think we've done enough"

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

PupsOfWar posted:

what are all these northerners and valemen doing here, anyway

like yeah you send some token support to the new monarch so she knows you're onside, but the north was reduced to what, a couple of thousand people after the battle of Winterfell?

youd think they'd look at all the piles of bodies from ep 4 and go "yknow, i think we've done enough"

well you see, the sheer charisma of jon snow looking sad is enough to convince anyone to do anything because he is the prince that is promised secret targaryan magic comet child.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Livewatch posters are in agony and we still have a finale next week. Is there a saint of trainwrecks, schadenfreude, or dashed expectations and disappointment? Because I feel like I should be giving thanks.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
oh hey guys look, after 3 seasons of being squarely good vs evil the show has now remembered that it is supposed to be morally grey

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

i kinda thought dany wouldn't go full Mad Queen yet
like we'd end this episode with the beginnings of it

what are we gonna do for 80 minutes next episode

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
why dont they just have the mountain throw balista bolts at the dragon

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

PupsOfWar posted:

i kinda thought dany wouldn't go full Mad Queen yet
like we'd end this episode with the beginnings of it

what are we gonna do for 80 minutes next episode

40 minutes of jon snow pouting, 40 minutes of slow mo as he kills dany.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
oh hey, euron bossfight vs jamie

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
rip jamie, he was the only character who actually had an arc in the show.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

rip jamie, he was the only character who actually had an arc in the show.

No so much an arc as more of a circle, really

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
hey guys look wildfire, like the good battle from season 2

The Unnamed One posted:

No so much an arc as more of a circle, really

a circle is basically an arc.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

rip jamie, he was the only character who actually had an arc in the show.

The best kind of arc: a 180 degree turn.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

r.ip urine greayjoy

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA7UQOYskas

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

:siren: cleganbowl :siren:

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
is it ever pointed out why sandor wants to kill robert strong

is it common knowledge that hes just gregor

did he ever hear that gregor got killed by oberyn

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
rip the queensgaurd that nobody knows the members of anymore, probably just 6 kettleblacks and gregor I guess

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
why does gregor remember who sandor is if he's a zombie.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

is it ever pointed out why sandor wants to kill robert strong

is it common knowledge that hes just gregor

did he ever hear that gregor got killed by oberyn

He recognizes him the first time they meet because it's freaking obvious.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Gregor is just Gregor in the show. No Robert Strong alias needed.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

why does gregor remember who sandor is if he's a zombie.

i figure it could a stoneheart type deal where he only remembers certain traumatic things

dont think sandor ever mattered that much to greg though
always thought that rivalry was 1-sided

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

The Unnamed One posted:

Gregor is just Gregor in the show. No Robert Strong alias needed.

rip the really dumb theory that robert strong is the mountain with ned's head theory that owned.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

PupsOfWar posted:

i figure it could a stoneheart type deal where he only remembers certain traumatic things

dont think sandor ever mattered that much to greg though
always thought that rivalry was 1-sided

yeah i didnt get that either, gregor just loves hurting people because he has crazybrain.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

rip the really dumb theory that robert strong is the mountain with ned's head theory that owned.

i think the book version's gotta have someone else's head on there since they mailed the original gregor's head to dorne

the person that'd make the most sense is King Bob, though

big guy, lot of aggression, pretty dumb, if you need a pickled brain for your killing machine, Robert's makes sense

plus irony, metaphor etc.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

rip the really dumb theory that robert strong is the mountain with ned's head theory that owned.

If he took off the helmet and it's a Sean Bean cameo under here that would have redeemed the entire episode.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

YaketySass posted:

If he took off the helmet and it's a Sean Bean cameo under here that would have redeemed the entire episode.

the whole series you mean


its a good thing arya has healing factor or i might be worried for her here

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
I think this might be the worst episode of the show to this date.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Ague Proof posted:

I think this might be the worst episode of the show to this date.

B-but... Cleganebowl! Ramin Djawadi!

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

Ague Proof posted:

I think this might be the worst episode of the show to this date.

I love that you had to qualify it with 'to this date'.

We all have hope that the next one will top it!

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Sephyr posted:

I love that you had to qualify it with 'to this date'.

We all have hope that the next one will top it!

"So that means that every single episode that you see, that's the worst episode of the show."

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
Rocks fall, villian dies

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th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL
Well that was terrible. Even worse than I was expecting from the spoilers. Which were all true

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