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Its Coke posted:they HAVE to resolve that poo poo at SOME point It's still not resolved as of the end of book 2.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 13:59 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 08:12 |
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Its Coke posted:they HAVE to resolve that poo poo at SOME point "It's not terrible! It's not terrible!", I continue to insist as I slowly turn into an RPG inventory page.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 19:50 |
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The Harry Potter in college stuff is a million times better than the sex ninja stuff for whatever that's worth.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 21:50 |
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P-Mack posted:The Harry Potter in college stuff is a million times better than the sex ninja stuff for whatever that's worth. Also the sex fairy stuff, and also probably the original Kvothe short-story he shoe-horned in where the writing style is completely different and acts like Kvothe is some mysterious new introduced person who may be a rapist and also poisons a bunch of people to death for shoplifting because the only time he could have poisoned them was after they said they were shoplifting Edema Ruh and then it ends with him walking away from all of the corpses with a 'badass' quote which the story immediately has to turn and go "Actually Kvothe then started throwing up from the guilt of the murders!" because consistency is anathema.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 23:26 |
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Kchama posted:"Actually Kvothe then started throwing up from the guilt of the murders!" The Kingkiller Chronicles by Phillipe, age 5
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 00:44 |
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P-Mack posted:the sex ninja stuff what Kchama posted:the sex fairy stuff the Kchama posted:"Actually Kvothe then started throwing up from the guilt of the murders!" gently caress
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 01:57 |
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Its Coke posted:what Do you want me to spoil you on the surprise. Book two is, shall we say, actually WORSE when it stops being Harry Potter and the Collegiate Debt.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 02:04 |
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I liked the forest thieves and some of the Maer stuff. The rest of book 2 you could throw away though.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 02:20 |
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Overall I enjoyed the first book (despite it's flaws) but was pretty disappointed when I realized he was going to spend the bulk of it at the school. The stuff with the Chandrian(?) and the tavern was cool but I really didn't expect such a big emphasis on the "wizard schoolboy" story. So thanks thread for convincing me to drop the series.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 03:41 |
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Human Tornada posted:Overall I enjoyed the first book (despite it's flaws) but was pretty disappointed when I realized he was going to spend the bulk of it at the school. The stuff with the Chandrian(?) and the tavern was cool but I really didn't expect such a big emphasis on the "wizard schoolboy" story. I'd say it's worth the hate read, personally, also it's like tapping into a part of the zeitgeist. I mean people LOVE these books.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 04:19 |
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Human Tornada posted:Overall I enjoyed the first book (despite it's flaws) but was pretty disappointed when I realized he was going to spend the bulk of it at the school. The stuff with the Chandrian(?) and the tavern was cool but I really didn't expect such a big emphasis on the "wizard schoolboy" story. So I'm gonna level with you. The Chandrian barely come up for book two. Like a random bandit lord they murc turns out to be one and missing. And that's literally it. That's all of the actual Chandrian plot. The first like quarter of the book is Wizard Schoolboy Continuation. Then the rest of the book is Being Learned In The Ways of Sex-Having and then Showing Off Sex-Havingness.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 04:32 |
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Kchama posted:So I'm gonna level with you. The Chandrian barely come up for book two. Like a random bandit lord they murc turns out to be one and missing. And that's literally it. That's all of the actual Chandrian plot. The first like quarter of the book is Wizard Schoolboy Continuation. Then the rest of the book is Being Learned In The Ways of Sex-Having and then Showing Off Sex-Havingness. I think this is part of why the 3rd book is taking forever/will never be written. There's no way to get to the plot points needed to unravel the mystery of the Chandrian and all his other garbage in a single book without GoT style fast traveling between locations and just slamming through events.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 04:47 |
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Kchama posted:So I'm gonna level with you. The Chandrian barely come up for book two. Like a random bandit lord they murc turns out to be one and missing. And that's literally it. That's all of the actual Chandrian plot. The first like quarter of the book is Wizard Schoolboy Continuation. Then the rest of the book is Being Learned In The Ways of Sex-Having and then Showing Off Sex-Havingness. You forgot the Cyrano de Bergerac Expy and the Go/Chess-But-Actually-Tak-(A Beautiful Game) Interludes.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 04:51 |
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pseudanonymous posted:I'd say it's worth the hate read, personally, also it's like tapping into a part of the zeitgeist. I mean people LOVE these books. LOL I would be shocked if anyone I knew had ever heard of these books before. I finished Name of the Wind and decided to drop the series a while ago but just got around to posting here. Anyways I'm not a hate-reader, but reading about how much people hate them is pretty fun.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 05:03 |
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Human Tornada posted:LOL I would be shocked if anyone I knew had ever heard of these books before. I finished Name of the Wind and decided to drop the series a while ago but just got around to posting here. Anyways I'm not a hate-reader, but reading about how much people hate them is pretty fun. its confined to nerd circles, the people who read these also read Wheel of Time and Star Wars novelizations.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 05:19 |
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ulmont posted:You forgot the Cyrano de Bergerac Expy and the Go/Chess-But-Actually-Tak-(A Beautiful Game) Interludes. And of course seducing his aunt through his ample prose.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 05:43 |
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I wonder if it a lot of the anger with the series would be better if Rothfuss just announced that there would be an additional book to the trilogy to tie up loose ends.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 06:48 |
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TV Zombie posted:I wonder if it a lot of the anger with the series would be better if Rothfuss just announced that there would be an additional book to the trilogy to tie up loose ends. So it would be done by 2070, not 2050? Ill be dead by then mate
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 07:59 |
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TV Zombie posted:I wonder if it a lot of the anger with the series would be better if Rothfuss just announced that there would be an additional book to the trilogy to tie up loose ends. He'd have to loving finish book three ever first. Maybe if he hadn't lied and said the book were completed and just needed some minor editting way back when book 1 came out he wouldn't be in this trouble.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 08:14 |
TV Zombie posted:I wonder if it a lot of the anger with the series would be better if Rothfuss just announced that there would be an additional book to the trilogy to tie up loose ends. the books would still be pretty bad though
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 09:11 |
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PJOmega posted:And of course seducing his aunt through his ample prose. That's the Cyrano de Bergerac Expy.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 13:56 |
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ulmont posted:That's the Cyrano de Bergerac Expy. That whole side plot with the "Mayor" is a total waste of time. Literally nothing was accomplished, and it was a big WHO GIVES A gently caress
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 15:00 |
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ElGroucho posted:That whole side plot with the "Mayor" is a total waste of time. Literally nothing was accomplished, and it was a big WHO GIVES A gently caress It advances the D* bullshit and I'm assuming there's some clue to the Chandrian in the woods bit. Also, it firmly establishes him as a sex-haver of epic proportions, and I can only assume the cloak he gets from the sex-fairy will be important, afaik he doesn't still have it in the inn, so I'm sure it's Chekov gun style something.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 15:36 |
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ulmont posted:That's the Cyrano de Bergerac Expy. It's been awhile but did Cyrano seduce his blood relative?
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 16:39 |
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PJOmega posted:It's been awhile but did Cyrano seduce his blood relative? quote:Hercule Savinien Cyrano de Bergerac, a cadet (nobleman serving as a soldier) in the French Army, is a brash, strong-willed man of many talents. In addition to being a remarkable duelist, he is a gifted, joyful poet and is also a musician. However, he has an extremely large nose, which causes him to doubt himself. This doubt prevents him from expressing his love for his distant cousin, the beautiful and intellectual Roxane, as he believes that his ugliness would prevent him the "dream of being loved by even an ugly woman."
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 17:03 |
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the difference, of course, is Cyrano De Bergerac rules and Kvothe loving sucks I'll still pop on the Jose Ferrer version every year
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 17:27 |
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pseudanonymous posted:It advances the D* bullshit and I'm assuming there's some clue to the Chandrian in the woods bit. Also, it firmly establishes him as a sex-haver of epic proportions, and I can only assume the cloak he gets from the sex-fairy will be important, afaik he doesn't still have it in the inn, so I'm sure it's Chekov gun style something. The only clue to the Chandrian in the woods bit was that 'one existed', since the dead bandit lord was supposedly the Cinder guy. I can't decide if Rothfuss forgot about the cloak or not.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 18:26 |
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There's no way. Kvothe's inventory menu is the one thing he constantly focuses on.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 19:59 |
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It's probably locked in the magic indestructible locked chest he has.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 04:49 |
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When I write my memoir the first thing I'm going to do is painstakingly detail exactly how much change I had in my wallet/pocket 20 years ago with reference to the inflation rate of core goods during the intervening years.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 05:32 |
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It's too bad that, despite your incredibly detailed, evocative, and communicative prose, your readers will still never be able to understand what it's like to be truly poor. Unless they also went to college.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 19:48 |
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So I guess Rothfuss and RR Martin are having themselves an ol' fashioned procrastin-off. First one to publish another book loses, and has to pay the other a crisp new dollar bill. Also in regards to the Rothfuss books, it seems it was a sound decision that I bailed at about 50 pages past arriving at Not-warts school of wizardry.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 20:45 |
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Deptfordx posted:So I guess Rothfuss and RR Martin are having themselves an ol' fashioned procrastin-off. think of all the time you saved
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:02 |
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Deptfordx posted:So I guess Rothfuss and RR Martin are having themselves an ol' fashioned procrastin-off. At least the Mountain That Doesn't Write did so at some point. Most of his early shorter fiction was pretty decent and people like ASoIAF for the stuff that is actually in the book. I have the feeling that the people who really like Rothfuss' stuff like it for what isn't in the book. They do the nerd circle jerk about the Chandrian's origin or the causes of Kvoth's downfall or whatever on the basis of totally insuficient and contradictory information. Which is fine, have fun with the unwritten third book while the actual second book treads water.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 22:34 |
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Deptfordx posted:So I guess Rothfuss and RR Martin are having themselves an ol' fashioned procrastin-off. For all Martin's procrastination, he seems to be a lot more open and honest about it than Rothfuss, who flies into a rage anytime anyone mentions that he has an unfinished book in the works.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 21:25 |
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http://twitter.com/scalzi/status/1139303481972527109
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 21:53 |
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Thanks, I hate it
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 02:27 |
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this makes me unhappy
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 03:09 |
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This vexes me. I find this vexing. I'm terribly vexed.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 03:22 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 08:12 |
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I used to be sexually aroused by some things. But not anymore. Not anymore for the rest of my life.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 04:06 |