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Zoran posted:Still can’t get over the idea that the Resistance's allies really did hear the distress call in TLJ, and they had plenty of ships on hand to help, and they wanted to assist, but they couldn’t get their return call through so they gave up Lol, loving WOW!
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pospysyl posted:Oh poo poo, the leak where he shoots force lightning into the sky and it becomes super force lightning was right! Now I'm hype. The potential of him being a salt vampire and using Sith magic to rejuvinate himself into full Senate form also has me giddy as gently caress.
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gently caress this stupid rear end movie
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There is the possibility that the Millennium Falcon might be destroyed. I want something precious to us to be destroyed or killed in this movie.
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I said come in! posted:There is the possibility that the Millennium Falcon might be destroyed. I want something precious to us to be destroyed or killed in this movie. You mean other than Palpatine?
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I don't see the point in destroying actorless nostalgia objects that could serve as emotional manipulation and/or merch opportunities indefinitely. But clearly no one involved is firing on all cylinders for this one
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Gonz posted:The potential of him being a salt vampire and using Sith magic to rejuvinate himself into full Senate form also has me giddy as gently caress. Would like to see uncle palps just go full on gonzo mode with the lightning.
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I said come in! posted:There is the possibility that the Millennium Falcon might be destroyed. I want something precious to us to be destroyed or killed in this movie. /cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/50377245/r2d2.0.0.jpg)
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This would really make the most sense, since he’s the main through line for the “Skywalker Saga”, and has already been replaced. Let R2 take a bullet for 3PO. Then he can show up as a ghost with Luke and Leia
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Don't you dare touch my precious domed blue boy. TheBuilder posted:gently caress this stupid rear end movie These reactions are seriously the best. Let the angah flloooow through youuu!
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Zoran posted:lmao jesus christ this better be real
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The resistance flagship "Lusitania"Gonz posted:Here’s a Google Doc. Thanks!
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General Dog posted:They’ll never kill Chewbacca because he can always be seamlessly recast, and by all appearances is effectively immortal. It's funny how this is true and runs opposite to killing him in the books because he was too difficult to write
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My money is in 3PO cos his merch is weak, his voice actor is old and he has the “one last look” poo poo in the trailer.
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So who the gently caress is Matt Smith? Is he rejuvenated Sheev since McDiarmid is pretty old?
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Paulie has been doing Sith CrossFit for 36 years since ROTJ. His midichlorian levels must be jacked AF and off the charts!
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weekly font posted:So who the gently caress is Matt Smith? Is he rejuvenated Sheev since McDiarmid is pretty old? The rumors are either that or that he's a Knight of Ren that gets possessed by the Emperor.
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Mcdiarmid is only 75
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still funny to me that they gave the falcon the round dish again. Oh boy, that rectangle was just too different from the OG.
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well why not posted:My money is in 3PO cos his merch is weak, his voice actor is old and he has the “one last look” poo poo in the trailer. He's also the eldest skywalker sibling who has been poo poo on by the family for the better part of a century. Let him die
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AndyElusive posted:Don't you dare touch my precious domed blue boy. I love R2D2 a lot too, hence why he was my pick. Him, C3PO, Chewbacca, and the Falcon would be the biggest and only gut punches in deaths for me.
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Or matt smith just got completely edited/reshot out of the movie. Turns out adding a bunch of new characters isn't a good way to remake return of the jedi 
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euphronius posted:Mcdiarmid is only 75 Certainly old enough to be old and injured and ham it up but if he eats Ren's force soul or whatever and then is in a big fight I could maybe see them switching out? Either way it's just weird his casting was so hyped and secretive for it to be a nothing character. No Mods No Masters posted:Or matt smith just got completely edited/reshot out of the movie. Turns out adding a bunch of new characters isn't a good way to remake return of the jedi That... that's probably exactly it.
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The Knights of Not Appearing in this Picture
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:This isn’t even the best leak of today My son, when you were born the very swamps of Naboo whispered the name... Sheev. No Emperor reigns forever. There must always be a Sith Lord.
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Oh my god those leaks were at least a bit accurate, this is so bad lol. I didn't like TLJ but at least there was an attempt to do something there, this is just nothing, base pandering. I don't feel anger I'm just done. I haven't seen Solo yet and it looks like I'm skipping this one too. I'd like to thank Disney for curing me of Star Wars, they've done me a service.
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doomrider7 posted:I love R2D2 a lot too, hence why he was my pick. Him, C3PO, Chewbacca, and the Falcon would be the biggest and only gut punches in deaths for me. Nothing can phase me because nothing past the OT counts. I hope everyone gets cut in half and falls down an endless pit and then shows up in later scenes perfectly fine with no explanation at all.
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Han as a Force ghost is amazing.
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Davros1 posted:Han as a Force ghost is amazing. I am so confused by this. Does it make canonical sense at all?
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I said come in! posted:I am so confused by this. Does it make canonical sense at all? His midis allowed him to pilot the Falcon like an Ace and as such basically had force powers I guess
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I said come in! posted:I am so confused by this. Does it make canonical sense at all? Midichlorians are sexually transmitted
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doomrider7 posted:Lol, loving WOW! so Luke’s Big Sacrifice really was a complete and utter waste for everyone. turns out he didn’t need to be a symbol of hope in the galaxy at all. could’ve just sat back drinking that blue titty milk and hitting the weights getting yolked for a real showdown with Kylo instead of getting too tuckered out and dropping dead after doing literally loving nothing for like 35 years or whatever
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My favorite part of that mega spoiler PDF is Kylo meeting Palpatine for the first time and Palp going “let the past die is dumb as hell the past rules the future” and then he rebuilds his mask while everyone watches. It’s such a petty gently caress you to TLJ.
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Didn't the spoilers also say that after 3POs "heroic" decision to get his memory wiped, they restore a backup from around TFA? Way to undercut your own loving story.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:My favorite part of that mega spoiler PDF is Kylo meeting Palpatine for the first time and Palp going “let the past die is dumb as hell the past rules the future” and then he rebuilds his mask while everyone watches. I mean it’s the villain saying it to be fair. gently caress everything about this movie sounds so slap dash. I thought TLJ was pretty bad but at least it had an opinion.
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