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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I think way more people like candy corn than not, and the "candy corn is bad meme" must've just been spread by a very vocal anti-candy corn minority

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Oct 30, 2009

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I call them the cornority

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Oct 15, 2012

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Gripweed posted:

I think way more people like candy corn than not, and the "candy corn is bad meme" must've just been spread by a very vocal anti-candy corn minority

We're through the cornhole

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Candy corn isn't great, but it's far from the worst halloween candy. That honor goes to those red candy with the hard shell and "strawberry" goo in the center, the ones with a strawberry wrapper. Also lovely saltwater taffy where half the stuff sticks to the paper so you have to tediously pick out the little bits of paper. Or just eat it. I had a friend who did that with waxy paper like that and it was gross, but they seemed to enjoy it :shrug: (also muffin/cupcake wrappers)

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Candy corn isn't great, but it's far from the worst halloween candy. That honor goes to those red candy with the hard shell and "strawberry" goo in the center, the ones with a strawberry wrapper. Also lovely saltwater taffy where half the stuff sticks to the paper so you have to tediously pick out the little bits of paper. Or just eat it. I had a friend who did that with waxy paper like that and it was gross, but they seemed to enjoy it :shrug: (also muffin/cupcake wrappers)

decent saltwater taffy is among the best candy

lovely saltwater taffy is among the dishonourable mentions

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

decent saltwater taffy is among the best candy

lovely saltwater taffy is among the dishonourable mentions

Yeah I love the good stuff. I'm not sure what brand people always got when I was trick or treating age, but there was one that was super common in our neighborhood and it was very much in the latter category. It put me off of the stuff for the longest time.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Candy corn isn't great, but it's far from the worst halloween candy. That honor goes to those red candy with the hard shell and "strawberry" goo in the center, the ones with a strawberry wrapper. Also lovely saltwater taffy where half the stuff sticks to the paper so you have to tediously pick out the little bits of paper. Or just eat it. I had a friend who did that with waxy paper like that and it was gross, but they seemed to enjoy it :shrug: (also muffin/cupcake wrappers)

I don’t think you can buy those strawberry things, I think they just appear in your cabinets when you turn 70.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Most high profile art, like Damien Hirst and stuff is bad, but "Piss Christ" is a good artwork

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Woah what if religious icon but also peepee I'm so loving cultured fuuuck holy shiiiitfuuuuck

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Danaru posted:

Woah what if religious icon but also peepee I'm so loving cultured fuuuck holy shiiiitfuuuuck

Nah it's a decent work of art, the piss is an analogue to the humiliation of the cross, but the golden color gives it a somehow dignified look, it's an original take on a really old and cliched genre.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


It's also bloody piss cause the dude had VD or something lol. Piss Christ rules though. it's actually a very cool photo.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
There has never been a good video game

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Who Is Paul Blart posted:

There has never been a good video game

probably time to find a new hobby then

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Fancy dress parties are fun but trick or treating is obnoxious as hell and the fact that it's apparently taking off in this country shits me to no end.

Someone brings their kids to my door to demand lollies, they can just gently caress right off.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Yeah I mean I don't eat candy and don't keep it around in my house, am I just supposed to go out and buy it in case a kid rings the doorbell, and throw it away if nobody shows up?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Tiggum posted:

Fancy dress parties are fun but trick or treating is obnoxious as hell and the fact that it's apparently taking off in this country shits me to no end.

Someone brings their kids to my door to demand lollies, they can just gently caress right off.

Somebody who gives lollipops to trick or treaters can gently caress right off. Give better candy

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
At least around here (in Sydney) the etiquette is that only people who put up decorations get trick or treated.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Yeah you only go to places that are obviously displaying their status: decorations, lights on, door/window open if possible, etc.

Also, it's a social good because poor kids get to go to rich neighbourhoods where the McDucks are all obliged to hand out their hard-earned candy and indoctrinate our kids into socialism.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Powerpoint should be banned from universities, or at least from the humanities. A good rhetorician doesn't need all that graphical bullshit

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Gripweed posted:

Somebody who gives lollipops to trick or treaters can gently caress right off. Give better candy

He's Australian, "lollies" is a generic term and means alcohol.

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

PowerPoint can be fine, just 99% of people use it badly. Graphs, pictures, diagrams, etc can be really excellent in a presentation, but everybody just puts the words they're going to say on the screen so of course it's trash.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Trapick posted:

PowerPoint can be fine, just 99% of people use it badly. Graphs, pictures, diagrams, etc can be really excellent in a presentation, but everybody just puts the words they're going to say on the screen so of course it's trash.

I'm doing a post-master's teacher training course, during the introduction they stressed that they wanted to teach us how to teach properly in a way that conveys knowledge efficiently. This point was made using a powerpoint of something like 30 slides with bullet point lists on each slide that the guy steamrolled through in 45 minutes, nobody was following him.

Now I'm doing an assignment where they demand a powerpoint with lists too. gently caress off. I can remember perfectly well what I want to say without that and I can probably convey the information better without it.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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The key is to use elaborate slide transition animations, and to experiment with different background/text color combinations. Consider sound effects as well.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Yeah I'm in the weird rear end situation of having taken a class taught by a godawful "I shall now read from the powerpoint and nothing else" prof who also happens to share a mutual friend the mutual friend is like "yeah he's really not that boring irl"

Powerpoint poisons minds

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Nothing was better than the little kid rumor mill spinning up during Halloween and slowly but surely having the information trickle in about which houses were giving out whole handfuls, or sodas, or full size candy bars. The full size candy bar hitting the bag was basically the little kid equivalent of hitting the lottery.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

There has never been a good video game

learn to code

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Also, it's a social good because poor kids get to go to rich neighbourhoods where the McDucks are all obliged to hand out their hard-earned candy and indoctrinate our kids into socialism.

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Honestly all holidays but New Years suck, they are forced fun and deviate from the routine. Just go to work assholes

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

Honestly all holidays but New Years suck, they are forced fun and deviate from the routine. Just go to work assholes

I hate thanksgiving. I don’t like eating large amounts of food in one go and I also don’t like being stuck in a building with a bunch of my relatives. I actually deliberately got stuck at work there this year to avoid it.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Who Is Paul Blart posted:

Honestly all holidays but New Years suck, they are forced fun and deviate from the routine. Just go to work assholes

Christmas is great

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

How is New Years any better?

But I'm in favour of more public holidays - the more time off the better.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Who Is Paul Blart posted:

Honestly all holidays but New Years suck, they are forced fun and deviate from the routine. Just go to work assholes

An out of balance work/social schedule does not make you a devoted employee. It just leads to stress and poor mental health. Maybe you should consider an option beyond working or forced fun. Take time for yourself.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

Honestly all holidays but New Years suck, they are forced fun and deviate from the routine. Just go to work assholes

Good bit, you're fooling them

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I made all the trick-or-treaters that came to my house watch a fully-animated fifteen-slide PowerPoint presentation, narrated by Clippit, about the difference between the Church of Satan and the Satanic Temple before I gave them full-size Snickers

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Appreciated.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

The word "creampie" is the most disgusting loving word in the English language and men who get boners from that word are weird to me

Dross
Sep 26, 2006

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

Shibawanko posted:

The word "creampie" is the most disgusting loving word in the English language and men who get boners from that word are weird to me

Most sex words are pretty gross but yeah this and gaping are the worst mainstream fetishes.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Stop, I can only get so erect

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
"sex worker" is actually the worst sex word. it sounds so watered down and tame compared to "prostitute", which is what they are

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I don’t like eating large amounts of food in one go

:psyduck:

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