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MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Flying_Crab posted:

Come on Army CID/Counterintelligence, NCIS, OSI. Get ‘em. gently caress white supremacy in our ranks.

They will, as soon as they get themselves and their buddies removed from the list.

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

lmao at the two brain geniuses who signed up with their university .edu emails

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

MRC48B posted:

They will, as soon as they get themselves and their buddies removed from the list.

So they’ll get that one guy nobody likes, got it

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
One of my best friends was an apache pilot who came up through ROTC.

A year or two in, his facebook exploded with photos of him and his new wife, having an extravagant wedding.

Then a bunch of us realized it was April 1st. He spent 10k on getting photos done for an april fool's joke. We made fun of the fact he could never retire if he spent money like a dumbshit.

He was fatally hit by a car at the airport around thanksgiving on his way home five years ago, not long after the april fools joke.

This time of year always reminds me of that dude.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Talk about taking a joke too far

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

rough chuckles

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Ugly In The Morning posted:

One of my best friends was an apache pilot who came up through ROTC.

A year or two in, his facebook exploded with photos of him and his new wife, having an extravagant wedding.

Then a bunch of us realized it was April 1st. He spent 10k on getting photos done for an april fool's joke. We made fun of the fact he could never retire if he spent money like a dumbshit.

He was fatally hit by a car at the airport around thanksgiving on his way home five years ago, not long after the april fools joke.

This time of year always reminds me of that dude.

:stare: I'm so sorry

Are you sure he's dead?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

no but im loving dead laughing

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


SURPRISE! IT WAS ALL A CLEVER RUSE!
*20 years for desertion

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde

Casimir Radon posted:

SURPRISE! IT WAS ALL A CLEVER RUSE!
*20 years for desertion

Did Andy Kaufman ever join the Army?

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

They released footage of that oil tanker sinking that Norwegian frigate last year.

loving lol.

-Anders
Feb 1, 2007

Denmark. Wait, what?
Maybe link it?

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

-Anders posted:

Maybe link it?

Sorry, I was phone-posting and forgot to edit.

https://imgur.com/a/2vdwGcI

It's a pretty short clip though.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

:perfect:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I don’t know what’s funnier: everything about the first edition’s cover, or the words “second edition” on the second edition‘s.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
So I got diagnosed with narcolepsy a while back, right around 17 years in. I just kinda layed low for a few months before my PCM called to ask. They told me that would be an MEB with very little chance of returning to duty. Well, poo poo, I really wanted concurrent disability but medical retirement may do. The doc tells me she needed to talk to my sleep specialist about his diagnosis first. Months pass. I have a follow-up with my sleep specialist, who confirms that it's definitely narcolepsy and his diagnosis remains firm.

I'm now 3 months from my 18 year mark. I have a sitdown with the doc for my PHA and she brings up the same point about the narcolepsy, and in particular the modafinil that was prescribed for it. I tell her I take it as needed if I'm drug out in the morning, like an extra cup of coffee (which is true). She tells me that narcolepsy with modafinil is a definite med board, so her solution is to just arbitrarily clear my prescription from the system and call it good. So untreated narcolepsy is, presumably, peachy.

Current plan? Sit pretty for another year and after my 19 year mark get my modafinil back and let them MEB me. Praise the lazy gods of military medicine for allowing me to grab a bigger fistful of Uncle Sam dollars solely because a doc took a shortcut.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

I wouldn't think posting all this is super wise given your position but I tend to operate out of an abundance of caution so good luck!

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012



A few years ago my local med group's general incompetence caused them to retroactively label an acute injury-induced event a chronic MEB-able condition. After some months of dick-dance I got back on flying status and went on a chill deployment for a few weeks. At my next PHA they got all pissy about me flying til they realized a) they hosed up by letting me go with what they claimed was a grounding condition, and b) I was about to PCS and they could just sweep it under the rug. Which they did. I was kinda pissed it happened but didn't want to bring attention to it so :shrug:

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

My readiness NCO told me I was referred for the Med Board Process (I was never clear on the terms for the stages of the process, so I'm sure I'm loving up terms. The terms and process also changed midway through my poo poo).
I was told they decided to separate me in '10.
My date of retirement is Aug '15.

Another dude I knew around the same time took 90 days.

Army is weird, yo.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I knew someone who was being med boarded while flight med was trying to get her back on flying status following a seizure.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Wild T posted:

So I got diagnosed with narcolepsy a while back, right around 17 years in. I just kinda layed low for a few months before my PCM called to ask. They told me that would be an MEB with very little chance of returning to duty. Well, poo poo, I really wanted concurrent disability but medical retirement may do. The doc tells me she needed to talk to my sleep specialist about his diagnosis first. Months pass. I have a follow-up with my sleep specialist, who confirms that it's definitely narcolepsy and his diagnosis remains firm.

I'm now 3 months from my 18 year mark. I have a sitdown with the doc for my PHA and she brings up the same point about the narcolepsy, and in particular the modafinil that was prescribed for it. I tell her I take it as needed if I'm drug out in the morning, like an extra cup of coffee (which is true). She tells me that narcolepsy with modafinil is a definite med board, so her solution is to just arbitrarily clear my prescription from the system and call it good. So untreated narcolepsy is, presumably, peachy.

Current plan? Sit pretty for another year and after my 19 year mark get my modafinil back and let them MEB me. Praise the lazy gods of military medicine for allowing me to grab a bigger fistful of Uncle Sam dollars solely because a doc took a shortcut.

If you're Navy and they do decide to board you then you will be beyond your 18 year mark by the time the findings come back. If these findings were to.come back as unfit you can request permanent limited duty for purposes of retirement at 20. You have to be past 18 when the findings come back. Get a thumbs up letter from your CO saying you're basically suitable to perform the duties of your rank (not job) and that you'll stay in standards and then they'll park you at a desk until you're done.

I know for Navy it's not exactly something they advertise so for other services it may be worth asking the peblo.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I got the option to med board or fix my problem with surgery. I elected for the surgery and am still amazingly hosed up anyway. Hooray!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I sort of wonder how many hosed up situations have been magically “solved” by a PCS over the years.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WUWbAlD-F0

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Is this PTSD?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Oh lord I forgot about swiss seats. It's like having your nuts in a vice.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



EBB posted:

Oh lord I forgot about swiss seats. It's like having your nuts in a vice.

God. I was too skinny to use one of the pre-made seats so I always had to tie my own Swiss and picking myself up by the balls to test it was always An Experience.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Soldiers with top-secret clearances say they were forced to use an app that could endanger them

quote:

In late October, the commander of Fort Hood’s 504th Military Intelligence Brigade told her soldiers a new app could solve a lot of their communication issues.

It could relay information on weather, training changes and other logistics, Army Col. Deitra L. Trotter said. She then told the soldiers to download it onto their personal smartphones, according to the Texas-based soldiers in the unit.

But the soldiers — many of whom hold top-secret clearances with jobs in interrogation, human intelligence and counterintelligence — soon noticed that the app’s terms of service said it could collect substantial personal data and that the developer has a presence overseas.

That prompted concerns that sensitive data of intelligence soldiers could be harnessed by adversary governments, putting individuals and missions worldwide at risk, soldiers in the unit told The Washington Post.

“We do top-secret work,” said one noncommissioned officer, who like others spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of retribution by their chain of command. “If our personal information is being put out there to a foreign power, what can they get from our brigade?”

...

The concern among service members circulated on Reddit and the Army WTF! moments Facebook page, a popular digital hangout for soldiers. Soldiers deleted the app in revolt. Trotter called another formation Wednesday to address the controversy, admonishing whomever talked about the issue online, soldiers in the unit said.

:hmmyes:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Trotter has been in long enough that she probably got picked up by China in the OPM sweep like the rest of us. She should know better.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Seems like a dumb app but a mostly overblown fear considering the probably hundreds of other ways everyone is being tracked by apps, social media, etc.

That said, no loving way I’d let the Army have an app with those permissions on my phone, but not out of fear of a foreign intelligence service.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

We are all veterans on this blessed day

(veteran gatekeeping is normally stupid but lol a moto boot drops)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

After 9/11, are we all not veterans of the War on Terror?

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

chitoryu12 posted:

After 9/11, are we all not veterans of the War on Terror?

That man most certainly kept a lot of terrorists at bay from the RTC quarterdeck for his 8 weeks in great lakes before going home again for being fat.

:911:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

chitoryu12 posted:

After 9/11, are we all not veterans of the War on Terror?

We merely adopted the War on Terror. They were born in it, molded by it.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Flying_Crab posted:

Seems like a dumb app but a mostly overblown fear considering the probably hundreds of other ways everyone is being tracked by apps, social media, etc.

That said, no loving way I’d let the Army have an app with those permissions on my phone, but not out of fear of a foreign intelligence service.

At least one of the guys has done a risk assessment of likely outcomes:

quote:

One soldier said he was often away from his wife, and they sent intimate photos to each other. He could not be sure if they would land onto a server monitored by his commanders.

“I don’t want someone else looking at my wife’s [breasts],” he said.

e.

chitoryu12 posted:

After 9/11, are we all not veterans of the War on Terror?

I think Terror won. So did Drugs.

But at least the War on Drugs had some better deployments.

Guest2553 fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Nov 13, 2019

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

That man most certainly kept a lot of terrorists at bay from the RTC quarterdeck for his 8 weeks in great lakes before going home again for being fat.

:911:

Was this during boot or after?

Because I thought during boot they had a fatty cadre for the people who had issues with PT?

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Nystral posted:

Was this during boot or after?

Because I thought during boot they had a fatty cadre for the people who had issues with PT?

Before graduation. It was mostly deleted but a couple guys showed up in a veteran whine thread about how much better they are than all those dirty civilians because they shipped to bootcamp and how it taught them THE VALUE OF SERVICE.

The comment about how they got kicked out was deleted above but someone responding indicated it was for failing fitness/weight standards.

Probably just got tossed into Seps right away and lingered a few weeks. At least when I went through if you failed PT tests or weight you would get put into Seps pretty quick and I think it's stricter nowadays.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
a blank check for up to but not including eating like an adult and not being too fat for the navy

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