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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Deathy McDeath posted:

bros

I declare this the successor to Sgt Chowdown



what the gently caress

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
rest of series pls

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
$5 says the tail of the snake is tucked into his fly.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

First Sergeant "Anaconda" Randall

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILE SCROLLING

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE POG SNAKE OF EVER-CONUS

DEPLOYMENTS WILL BEFALL YOU UNLESS YOU POST "STAY SAFE POG SNAKE" IN THIS THREAD

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Deathy McDeath posted:

bros

I declare this the successor to Sgt Chowdown



Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEE?!

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Victor Vermis posted:

IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILE SCROLLING

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE POG SNAKE OF EVER-CONUS

DEPLOYMENTS WILL BEFALL YOU UNLESS YOU POST "STAY SAFE POG SNAKE" IN THIS THREAD

Yeah, but he shot expert on two weapons, so I bet you wouldn't say that to his/his snake's face.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
And he has a driver badge.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Deathy McDeath posted:

bros

I declare this the successor to Sgt Chowdown



stay safe pog snake

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
JROTC? Guessing Ft Pierce Central HS.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
My deep red capitalist MURIKA state has a socialist state-owned liquor monopoly put in place by George goddamned Wallace himself. It still exists today. It's a dumb thing 364 days out of the year.

On Veterans' Day every year, though....they release the rare poo poo. And that one day they are awesome.


beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

GD_American posted:

My deep red capitalist MURIKA state has a socialist state-owned liquor monopoly put in place by George goddamned Wallace himself. It still exists today. It's a dumb thing 364 days out of the year.

On Veterans' Day every year, though....they release the rare poo poo. And that one day they are awesome.




got drat spent some money huh

e: money well spent obviously

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

GD_American posted:

My deep red capitalist MURIKA state has a socialist state-owned liquor monopoly put in place by George goddamned Wallace himself. It still exists today. It's a dumb thing 364 days out of the year.

On Veterans' Day every year, though....they release the rare poo poo. And that one day they are awesome.




drat I want that bottle of Van Winkle that's good liquor

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Ken Bone Comeback posted:

drat I want that bottle of Van Winkle that's good liquor

Guy who won the draw for #1 in line walked past everyone waiting in line with the 23-year Pappy that he bought. He got offered 5 grand cash, and laughed.

(bottles in the picture are the 10-year, I'm not that degenerate about drinking)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Never hear of Pappy. Is it small batch or something?

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

GD_American posted:

On Veterans' Day every year, though....they release the rare poo poo. And that one day they are awesome.

Do they do this for Native Americans on Thanksgiving too?

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

EBB posted:

Never hear of Pappy. Is it small batch or something?

Buffalo Trace Distillery in Kentucky makes several very low-quantity, long-aged bourbons. The craziest brand to find is Pappy van Winkle- they sell it in 25, 23, 15, 12 and 10 year varieties. The 23 and 25 years can go for over 10 grand on the market (list price is only like 270 bucks- and they're rare enough that they distributed 8 bottles to 8 stores this year for an entire state of 4.5 million people).

The 10 year is a lot more reasonable, like 60 bucks retail, I don't know how much it sells for secondary but I'm sure it's nothing insane. Each store usually gets about 30 of those bottles once a year.

It's very good, but it's so woody it burns like hell.

They also sell Elmer Lee and a couple of other small batch brands, but Pappy is the one that everyone goes loving insane for. They limit your purchase to one bottle per person, of course.

I brought my wife.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
I will say this- the bottle second from the right is Maker's Mark Private Select, it's cask strength so proof varies but they'll label the bottle- these are around 110 proof. It is by far my favorite whiskey out of all them, Pappy or any other high-dollar bullshit included. It is incredibly smooth and delicious. (They let each person buy two of those, so I stocked up.)

The best part is that Costco is right meow selling 3-pack samplers of Maker's with half-sized bottles of normal MM, of 46, and Private Select. Do yourself a drat favor and get it. You won't see them there for long.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
gently caress it triple post pass out

https://twitter.com/ZinZaku/status/1194725128053112832

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

was hoping for venomous snake

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008


Holy poo poo Satan I cast thee out

That’s one gross rear end fish right there

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


GD_American posted:

My deep red capitalist MURIKA state has a socialist state-owned liquor monopoly put in place by George goddamned Wallace himself. It still exists today. It's a dumb thing 364 days out of the year.

On Veterans' Day every year, though....they release the rare poo poo. And that one day they are awesome.




I saw that Basil Hayden's Dark Rye around here the other day. You'll have to let me know how that is. BH is my go-to.

We also have a state-run liquor distribution system. They usually have a Pappy lottery twice a year or so. Register online, and if they pull your name out of the hat they ship the bottle to you (or your nearest store, which is usually within like 5 miles if you are not rural).

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

SquirrelyPSU posted:

I saw that Basil Hayden's Dark Rye around here the other day. You'll have to let me know how that is. BH is my go-to.

It is super loving tasty, def buy it. I’m so-so on rye but it has a really different flavor from the port they mix in.

They had another BH with rum, I chose this one instead but now I wish I had gotten both.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I bought a bottle of that BH dark rye on a whim one day and boy I'm glad I did.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Just got Disney+
On episode 2 of The Mandalorian and girlfriend is absolutely freaking out over baby Yoda

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Hopefully your info doesn't get stolen!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Hopefully your info doesn't get stolen!
Allegedly what happened there is they checked previously stolen account info against Disney+ to see if you were dumb enough to not change your passwords after a breach.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That certainly explain's Disney's continuing refusal to respond to customer support requests about it.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Deathy McDeath posted:

bros

I declare this the successor to Sgt Chowdown



This guy fucks

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

ElMaligno posted:

This guy fucks

High schoolers?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

A Bad Poster posted:

High schoolers?

Lol jfc

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

I'm two packed lips of Swedish dip and a coffee cup into the morning and I still haven't taken a dump.

I live in fear.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Force de Fappe posted:

I'm two packed lips of Swedish dip and a coffee cup into the morning and I still haven't taken a dump.

I live in fear.

death is certain

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I had a dream last night that I was inside of an enormous... something or other station out in the middle of the ocean. This station was the size of a city, most of the walls and hallways were curved surfaces, and the doorways were the sci-fi sliding kind. It was like a giant mall on the inside. I was desperately looking for a men's room because I needed to take a dump, and finally found one after what seemed like forever... only the bathroom itself was a maze of stalls that was extremely cramped. When I finally got into an empty stall, I couldn't turn around to sit because I was wearing my kit and had gotten stuck.

That's when I woke up, having slept through my alarm and needing to take a dump. I hurried to work, somehow got stuck in traffic despite hardly any cars on the road and, surprise, had to go all the way down to the basement to find the open shitter from whence I am writing this post.

What a day.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Update: still nothing :staredog:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Force de Fappe posted:

Update: still nothing :staredog:

You're gonna have a bad time lmao

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Force de Fappe posted:

Update: still nothing :staredog:

Exlax, Dulcolax, or go to a doctor. Stat.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I sat next to two people in the Seattle airport who were unironically talking about their love of Tom Steyer.

I didn’t think Steyer stans existed in real life. Holy poo poo.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
My IRL is in his campaign staff. He's a nice enough guy.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

chipmunks on heroin really lines up with this gif for some reason idk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpofYybjXgQ&t=1408s

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