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sassassin posted:Do cable flies and other fly variations if you want big juicy muscular titties. Cable flies and alien tit milk. Got it. Juicy mantits, here I come Edit: Quite possibly the worst snipe ever
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Pollyanna posted:That's if that one PDF is accurate. Does this new spot confirm anything else? The most recent spots appear to confirm: - Rey fleeing to Acht-to in Kylo's ship and then scuttling it - Rey and Kylo destroying the Vader shrine in the midst of a fight (possibly through their Force bond) - Kylo landing on some Sith planet and entering an ominous pyramid-like structure - A Death Star-like beam striking a planet There are a few other things as well. Might just be a lot of coincidence, might not be. In any case it feels like the media blitz for this one is a bit restrained for what you would expect for the final movie in a Star Wars trilogy.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Weird that he's loving princess Leia's mom in that one Him NOT loving princess leias mom is what kickstarts the whole plot
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Blood Boils posted:Nope, sorry that's not allowed *shoves your head in a toilet and flushes* like hell we do nerd!!
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Pollyanna posted:That's if that one PDF is accurate. Does this new spot confirm anything else? Watching people keep saying this as the leaks get increasingly and increasingly confirmed is amazing.
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Mat Cauthon posted:The most recent spots appear to confirm: Oh boy This is gonna be an amazing shitshow.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew08or0_ddY
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I can’t wait for Order 67. Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Lmao, boyega must be done as gently caress with Disney in general. Don't blame him, Finn as a character is a total mess and Disney openly using the Chinese market as an excuse to cut him out of promotional stuff can't be much fun. Wait, what’s this about?
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Pollyanna posted:Wait, what’s this about? Boyega was photoshopped out of the Chinese poster.
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Horizon Burning posted:Watching people keep saying this as the leaks get increasingly and increasingly confirmed is amazing. In what universe would a JJ Abrams not leap at the chance to needlessly establish yet another reverential tie to the original trilogy by having the primary protagonist proclaim herself a "Skywalker"? As soon as the title was released, that was the most obvious explanation, even before the leak.
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Pollyanna posted:Why is it called Rise of the Skywalker when there are no Skywalkers left? Because they want people to think Luke will be back. It’s pretty clear Disney knows they hosed up.
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Every Chinese person I've interacted with has had nothing against black people. They've had racist ideas about them but not any negative feelings. A lot of "Oh my God wow his skin is so dark wow how could that be possible!" And "Can I touch his hair" and that kind of thing but no direct malice or dislike
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Raccooon posted:Because they want people to think Luke will be back. It’s pretty clear Disney knows they hosed up. I mean Luke will be back? Mark Hamill is in this movie
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Blast Fantasto posted:I mean Luke will be back? Mark Hamill is in this movie More than a force ghost. Like actually have impact in the story? If it’s just cameo to give some wisdom to Rey, it’s not gonna do it for most people. Especially dumb to name your whole movie around a cameo. Raccooon fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Dec 1, 2019 |
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The name makes the leaks more plausible.
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Blast Fantasto posted:I mean Luke will be back? Mark Hamill is in this movie I posted earlier in the thread, he will be a force ghost standing beside Ghost Leia, Yoda, Rylo, Han, and Vader himself. All giving Rey cheesy grins and big thumbs up.
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 17:01 |
John Wick of Dogs posted:Every Chinese person I've interacted with has had nothing against black people. They've had racist ideas about them but not any negative feelings. A lot of "Oh my God wow his skin is so dark wow how could that be possible!" And "Can I touch his hair" and that kind of thing but no direct malice or dislike A lack of malicious personal bias and animus doesn't imply that there's not structural discrimination or oppression that directly affects how businesses make decisions about how they sell their products in a market. It's pretty well known at this point that movies with visibly Black or Brown main characters don't do well with Chinese audiences (or in Asian markets in general). This is partially why most animated features with dark skinned main characters turn them into animals or ghosts or some other non-human avatar - helps the bottom line overseas.
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Horizon Burning posted:Watching people keep saying this as the leaks get increasingly and increasingly confirmed is amazing. Game of Thrones all over again
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happyhippy posted:I posted earlier in the thread, he will be a force ghost standing beside Ghost Leia, Yoda, Rylo, Han, and Vader himself. This just skyrocketed to the top of my wish list for this movie, above even Execute Order 67
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Mat Cauthon posted:It's pretty well known at this point that movies with visibly Black or Brown main characters don't do well with Chinese audiences (or in Asian markets in general). This is partially why most animated features with dark skinned main characters turn them into animals or ghosts or some other non-human avatar - helps the bottom line overseas. Could you give some examples of this because holy hell
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Horizon Burning posted:Watching people keep saying this as the leaks get increasingly and increasingly confirmed is amazing. I'm laughing at anyone who didn't read those leaks and immediately know they were true because it's impossible to make it up something so characteristically Abrams
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is the real leak the one that had like, kylo dying at the end but rey doing Force poo poo to rewrite reality so he didn't die
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Brother Entropy posted:is the real leak the one that had like, kylo dying at the end but rey doing Force poo poo to rewrite reality so he didn't die nope. in the movie Rey redeems Kylo, and then the emperor kills him, and that's it
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Its Coke posted:nope. in the movie Rey redeems Kylo, and then the emperor kills him, and that's it wack
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it is, of course, meant to parallel Vader in ROTJ. but some people predicted it even before the leaks because it's the only end that makes sense for his character in standard storytelling. it would be too much of a boring bummer for him to die evil but he's done too many bad things to not atone somehow, so he has to be redeemed and then die
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Timby posted:Boyega was photoshopped out of the Chinese poster. No wonder he put the script on eBay
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Mat Cauthon posted:A lack of malicious personal bias and animus doesn't imply that there's not structural discrimination or oppression that directly affects how businesses make decisions about how they sell their products in a market. Skrill.exe posted:Could you give some examples of this because holy hell yeah please do, I was aware that they're racist as hell in east Asia but I didn't know black characters had ever been turned into non-humans for their benefit
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Skrill.exe posted:Could you give some examples of this because holy hell Off the top of my head: - Princess and the Frog - Spies in Disguise (Will Smith's character is a pigeon for most of the movie) - Soul (Jaime Foxx's character "dies" and is a Casper-like ghost for most of the movie) - The Lion King remake (although you could go either way on this one - of course the movie is going to be all animals, because that's what the original was but also Disney was clearly promoting this as their "Black" movie and banking on the majority minority cast to get people to see it) That's on top of the usual thing of the sassy Black sidekick being some sort of animal in a cartoon movie (Little Mermaid, Mulan, Shrek, Madagascar, etc). I guess things are slowly changing but it is still pretty blatant. There's been some writing on the...ambivalence.... of foreign audiences to minority characters in major movies: https://qz.com/1226449/a-torture-for-the-eyes-chinese-moviegoers-think-black-panther-is-too-black/. The exception here of course would be the Fast & Furious movies, although I would argue that the cast there represents a very non-threatening sort of multicultural diversity that makes it an easier sell (and the darker skinned people in those movies tend to very rote, stereotyped characters that are mostly in the background anyway so). Its Coke posted:yeah please do, I was aware that they're racist as hell in east Asia but I didn't know black characters had ever been turned into non-humans for their benefit I'm not saying it's the only reason, but it's definitely a contributing factor in how marketing decisions are made. In the context of something like Boyega getting shopped out of the posters for a movie in which he's one of the main characters I would say it points to some fairly odious cost-benefit analyses by the folks behind the scenes. Mat Cauthon fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Dec 1, 2019 |
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I have no real understanding of Chinese culture or society, but I am not at all surprised that races other than asian (or, due to international influence, white) don't do well there. I highly disagree with whitewashing/excluding minorities from films just to get Chinese money, however, and we'd all be better off if we didn't bother to accommodate those sentiments.Its Coke posted:I'm laughing at anyone who didn't read those leaks and immediately know they were true because it's impossible to make it up something so characteristically Abrams Ugh, so all this is because Abrams's writing is hackneyed lazy derivative crap? Because that's what those leaks suggest the movie is. It will be very interesting to see what reception of TLJ is like post-TROS. I suspect it will end up looking better in comparison. Pollyanna fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Dec 1, 2019 |
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Pollyanna posted:Ugh, so all this is because Abrams's writing is hackneyed lazy derivative crap? Because that's what those leaks suggest the movie is. lol yes
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Pollyanna posted:Why is it called Rise of the Skywalker when there are no Skywalkers left? Bigger Luke is still out there
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weekly font posted:Game of Thrones all over again Rey is Luke & Leia's offspring
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Its Coke posted:I'm laughing at anyone who didn't read those leaks and immediately know they were true because it's impossible to make it up something so characteristically Abrams Abrams hasn't really had to wrap up his mystery box bullshit before and it shows.
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porfiria posted:Right--the prequels aren't nearly Leftist enough. I'm not sure how they could be more critical of liberal capitalism, but ok. PeterWeller posted:Nope. The morality around droids is terribly inconsistent. And it's arguable about whether or not he is "killed". He still exists afterwards. He's still the same exact person. Threepio isn't like Finn, he can't reverse or escape his brain wash. If you lose your whole personality and memory and never recover any of it, are you really the exact same person? I mean, people drastically change in their lives, describing themselves as new or reborn, even without being mind wiped against their will. Anyways, while whatever happens to slaves in star wars is perfectly legal & ordinary, its obviously morally wrong. What are some examples of it being inconsistent?
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Pollyanna posted:It will be very interesting to see what reception of TLJ is like post-TROS. I suspect it will end up looking better in comparison. TLJ tragics will just go on and on about how if Johnson had been able to do Episode 9 he would've taken Star Wars to new and exciting places that would've revolutionized the universe forever.
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Blaming China for Hollywood's anti-Black racism is a common trend but the numbers don't really pan out for Black Panther https://qz.com/quartzy/1231764/the-story-behind-the-racist-responses-to-black-panther-in-china/ quote:In the run-up to the release of Marvel’s Black Panther in China last weekend, pundits warned that the movie could only hope to, at best, match Ant-Man’s opening in the region ($43 million). “The themes of most films with largely black casts will not be of interest to Chinese audiences,” USC professor and China specialist Stanley Rosen pronounced, assuring Deadline that the film would underperform.
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Its Coke posted:nope. in the movie Rey redeems Kylo, and then the emperor kills him, and that's it I think that international trailer is mostly footage that has already been seen, minus that one shot of the red (Sith?) stormtroopers piling out of the top of one of those star destroyers
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Its Coke posted:nope. in the movie Rey redeems Kylo, and then the emperor kills him, and that's it Even that's giving Rey too much credit. As per usual, she doesn't actually do anything. She stabs him while he's reeling from the death of Leia (lol), heals him with her new healing power (lol^2), but then she leaves. It's the ghost of Han who apparently shows up to give him a big redemption speech.
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"....that really was a War of Stars." credits
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Wait what healing power
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