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Public transportation pet peeve: there are bays / niches for Kinderwagen in our trams and buses and some clueless fucker will inevitably stand there so that I have to weaponize my stroller to get them to move out of the way. Actually, I quite enjoy doing that so I guess this isn’t a pet peeve after all.
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ah yes something else that is hosed in public transport: people with strollers and/or loud children
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Jan 9, 2020 19:50
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Shut up oliwan
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Jan 9, 2020 19:52
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Smirr posted:While Köln doesn't have an U-Bahn, I'd still like to weigh in: what the absolute gently caress is up with people on the tram who, as soon as the train pulls out of the stop before the one they want to get off, bulldoze their way towards the door in order to press the door button? The doors open automatically (unless they don't, in which case you press the button while stationary, and pre-pressing wouldn't have done anything), and the tram always stops at every stop. People will do this even before loving Neumarkt, as if there might not be anyone there. I guess it's an alibi for going to the door early, but it's also completely useless. Also sometimes someone will reach over like three people in order to press the button without physically getting to the door, so what the gently caress yeah I mean this is the same issue as people already moving to the doors on the u bahn before the stop is reached. I guess it's tourists who think they won't make it out if they just wait without annoying other people?
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Jan 9, 2020 20:04
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oliwan posted:yeah I mean this is the same issue as people already moving to the doors on the u bahn before the stop is reached. I guess it's tourists who think they won't make it out if they just wait without annoying other people? In Pendler- und Messezeiten ist das eine begründete Sorge. Da muss man frühzeitig den Gang freikämpfen, damit man genug Zeit die Türbereiche zu durchstoßen.
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Jan 9, 2020 20:22
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Einmal zwangsweise ne Haltestelle zu weit gefahren traumatisiert fürs ganze Leben. Spreche da aus eigener Erfahrung.
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Jan 9, 2020 20:27
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Smirr posted:The doors open automatically (unless they don't, in which case you press the button while stationary, and pre-pressing wouldn't have done anything), and the tram always stops at every stop. gently caress all the panicky tourists who race to the doors before they open tho
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Jan 9, 2020 20:28
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Gatac posted:Einmal zwangsweise ne Haltestelle zu weit gefahren traumatisiert fürs ganze Leben. Spreche da aus eigener Erfahrung. Deshalb guck ich immer, wo die Endhaltestelle ist. Man stelle sich nur mal vor, dass man aus der S6 aus Richtung Essen nicht aussteigt und bis zu den letzten zwei Haltestellen weiterfährt.
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Jan 9, 2020 20:47
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Gatac posted:Einmal zwangsweise ne Haltestelle zu weit gefahren traumatisiert fürs ganze Leben. Spreche da aus eigener Erfahrung. Bist du in Polen gelandet oder so?
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Jan 9, 2020 21:09
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40 new posts? Oh, the germans are setting arbitrary minor rules. That makes perfect sense. 
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Jan 9, 2020 21:31
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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:Bist du in Polen gelandet oder so? Dummerchen, nach Polen fährt man auf Kette nicht auf Schiene.
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Jan 9, 2020 21:35
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Randler posted:Dummerchen, nach Polen fährt man auf Kette nicht auf Schiene. Entschuldigung, Ostpreußen
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Jan 9, 2020 21:39
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I once passed out in the U2 and woke up in the depot in loving Ruhleben lol. fun detail was that I still had my earplugs in my ears, but the phone that they were plugged into was stolen
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Jan 9, 2020 21:58
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relevant twitter post of today: https://twitter.com/BVG_Kampagne/status/1215249611243315200?s=19
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Jan 9, 2020 22:23
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Randler posted:Deshalb guck ich immer, wo die Endhaltestelle ist. Man stelle sich nur mal vor, dass man aus der S6 aus Richtung Essen nicht aussteigt und bis zu den letzten zwei Haltestellen weiterfährt. I once was riding the S-Bahn to a tinder date/booty call late in the evening and started playing Quizduell, so I missed the station and ended up in some Frankfurt suburbs. Since she was pretty hot and I was in better shape back then I jogged back the 5km in a litlle bit over 20min, taking short cuts through fenced off moonlit Schrebergartens, only opting for a detour when I came to a heavily defended Schrebergarten with a wall with broken glass and barbed wire on top. When I arrived I reeked like a polecat and was close to vomiting, but fortunately she had a very nice flat with an even nicer tub.
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Jan 9, 2020 22:36
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5k in 20 minutes is drat impressive.
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Jan 9, 2020 23:10
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He was horny. That was also the secret in the oregon runner project they killed late last year.
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Jan 9, 2020 23:32
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I discussed a text about pewdiepie in my 11. Klasse today and half of the class didn't know what "anti-semitic" means
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oliwan posted:I discussed a text about pewdiepie in my 11. Klasse today and half of the class didn't know what "anti-semitic" means It's when you have a border conflict with Israel op.
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Jan 10, 2020 18:09
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Idk what "pewdiepie" means tbh
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Jan 10, 2020 18:09
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Mithaldu posted:40 new posts? About public transport, no less, the most German of topics!
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Jan 10, 2020 21:43
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https://twitter.com/littlewisehen/status/1215599688319148033
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Jan 10, 2020 21:47
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Totes read that as Wehrmacht Ansprache lol
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Jan 10, 2020 21:56
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Zwille posted:Totes read that as Wehrmacht Ansprache lol But it clearly said Merkel, not Steinmeier? 
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Jan 10, 2020 22:00
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When you’re very good at Jura
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Jan 10, 2020 22:08
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Not calling it "Versailler Diktat", 2/10, bad Nazi
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Jan 11, 2020 00:39
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Super! Das heißt es gibt wieder die Todesstrafe. Zeit, all diese Hirnamputierten Nazis mit dem Schwert zu richten!
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Jan 11, 2020 12:51
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Libluini posted:Super! Das heißt es gibt wieder die Todesstrafe. Zeit, all diese Hirnamputierten Nazis mit dem Schwert zu richten! That's a horrible thing to say. Being a nazi is strictly a hanging offence.
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Jan 11, 2020 12:55
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I have found a German Hoxhaist online newspaper (a non-defunct one, that is). This poo poo rips:quote:Hier helfen keine dialektischen Spreizschritte: Die Wiedererrichtung des Reiterstandbildes des ‚Alten Fritz‘ ist ein übler Schandfleck in der Geschichte der DDR und zeigt letztendlich die ideologische Verkommenheit der SED-Spitze an, die in Richtung feudaler Sozialismus ging. Über diesen haben Marx und Engels im Manifest geschrieben, dass er „Schmählieder“ auf die Bourgeoisie sang, um ihr „mehr oder minder unheilschwangere Prophezeiungen … ins Ohr raunen zu dürfen“. (MEW 4,483). Was tat die Propaganda der SED letztendlich anderes gegenüber der BRD? Es fehlte jeder militant-aggressive Ton gegenüber diesem reaktionären, von Faschisten mit aufgebauten Nachfolgestaat, den es zu vernichten galt, um die deutsche Einheit unter sozialistischen Zeichen durchzusetzen. Oh my god there's one where they criticize the MLPD for hosting a Christmas party lmao https://www.arbeit-zukunft.de/2020/01/02/mlpd-nikolausfeiern-von-rebell-und-rotfuechsen/#more-6346
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I think the KPD/ML still exists too, it used to be Germany’s largest Hoxhaist party. They were most noteworthy for their attempt to clandestinely establish party cells in the GDR which led to them getting mercilessly crushed by the Stasi (seriously, it’s kinda amazing how much manpower the Stasi threw at this tiny splinter group). Their party song is  thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0olHZsfcBc e: ah, turns out the group you linked to used to be the KPD/ML until they renamed System Metternich fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Jan 11, 2020 |
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Jan 11, 2020 17:10
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Smirr posted:I have found a German Hoxhaist online newspaper (a non-defunct one, that is). This poo poo rips:  Maybe the Hoxahists have a point. 
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https://twitter.com/FJ_Murau/status/1215744767096762376?s=20 Wir hatten ja nichts damals 
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Jan 11, 2020 17:44
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Srsly tho, who, behind Randler ofc, is the best German?
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Jan 11, 2020 17:53
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oliwan posted:I discussed a text about pewdiepie in my 11. Klasse today and half of the class didn't know what "anti-semitic" means I see you conduct your teaching content with the same "diligence" as you do your posting 
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Jan 11, 2020 17:55
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aphid_licker posted:Srsly tho, who, behind Randler ofc, is the best German? Uwe Seeler
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Jan 11, 2020 18:08
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Is Biermann good? e: I submit that the dorks from Tocotronic should count as one good German collectively
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Jan 11, 2020 18:19
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Went to my local Asian market down the road, figured I'd get some rice noodles, some oyster sauce, nothing big, you know? It did not go as planned. 
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Jan 11, 2020 18:24
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Went to my local Asian market down the road, figured I'd get some rice noodles, some oyster sauce, nothing big, you know? LMAO at having a keyboard with a separate display/smartphone holder. That's like an extra balcony.
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Jan 11, 2020 18:26
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EXCUSE ME, I finally found a use for my old phone and that dumb retractable thing on my very first mechanical keyboard, and I shall not be shat on for it. I am more than ready to be shat on for my 4qm balcony, though, so poo poo away 
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In less  -related and more important news: The 2020 chili season has begun
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