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My grandpa use to beat me raw over playing with candles. Hell yeah I resent him. However I didn’t play with fire again or beat my kids. Sometimes life is a ladder of acts building on each other. In a real irony of fates he won a scratcher lottery worth a not inconsiderable amount of money. The illegal immigrant who married for a green card religious Trump supporter wins the lottery. gently caress.
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LingcodKilla posted:My grandpa use to beat me raw over playing with candles. FYGM?
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Flikken posted:FYGM? Very much so. He got a strong union job at a cement factory put in his 30 years then peaced out right when it got shutdown due to pressure from cheap Chinese cement. The American Dream. Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Jan 22, 2020 |
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Jan 22, 2020 18:43
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How are you supposed to look down on people if you don’t pull up the ladder after getting into the tree house
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What in the gently caress
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Jan 23, 2020 17:35
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Congrats on worst motto tat ever
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Jan 23, 2020 17:37
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User name Harley_Quinn_lawton, it checks out
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Jan 23, 2020 17:37
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If someone photoshops this into a Tattoo Safety Message poster I will love them forever.
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Jan 23, 2020 17:39
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"Based off some internet stuff he saw.." is the start all of kinds of stupidity in this day in age.
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If there’s one thing I know about Marines, it’s that they love being told they’re soldiers in the army.
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my wife is asking me what im laughing so hard about and i can't begin to explain
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MonkeyWash posted:User name Harley_Quinn_lawton, it checks out I caught the Harley Quinn thing the first time, but missed the Lawton part and that makes it so much funnier
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Jan 23, 2020 17:50
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jesus
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Fantastic trolling by the wife though
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He’s going to get beat up y both soldiers AND marines
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Scratch Monkey posted:He’s going to get beat up y both soldiers AND marines Good
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Nah, he'll just beat himself up. Ooo-rah! Semper fi!
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Jan 24, 2020 02:14
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Yes, do fight over what specific type of cannon fodder you are. Americans. 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yes, do fight over what specific type of cannon fodder you are. Americans. Frankly it's safer than most of the alternatives.
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Jan 24, 2020 03:29
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The real crime is that artist passing on an opportunity to hide some video game sprites in that mess
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Jan 24, 2020 04:52
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This makes me a Marine soldier too! Yikes
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Jan 25, 2020 01:36
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Being a Navy's Army Army wife is the hardest MOS
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If I were to marry both a general and a major, I'd be considered quite modern.
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piL posted:If I were to marry both a general and a major, I'd be considered quite modern. Post the news about the square of the hypotenuse, rear end in a top hat.
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canyoneer posted:I caught the Harley Quinn thing the first time, but missed the Lawton part and that makes it so much funnier I don't know the Lawton reference. What am I missing?
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Dick Burglar posted:I don't know the Lawton reference. What am I missing? It's just a garbage army town by Ft Sill. She's probably from there
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canyoneer posted:It's just a garbage army town by Ft Sill. She's probably from there 'Garbage' is deeply understating it. It only really exists to serve Ft. Sill, and was built on land seized from the natives in 1901. I went down there a few years ago for a buddy's wedding when he was stationed there.
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For some reason Sill had some of the classes a bunch of people needed from OU for their masters. So they'd have to drive a couple of times per week from OKC. That's my Ft Sill/Lawton story.
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Liquid Communism posted:'Garbage' is deeply understating it. It only really exists to serve Ft. Sill, and was built on land seized from the natives in 1901. I went down there a few years ago for a buddy's wedding when he was stationed there. The same can honestly be said about the entirety of Hampton Roads. It's like Flint, Michigan with a good health insurance policy. Partially-abandoned strip malls everywhere with almost obvious shell businesses in them, thick-rear end weeds growing out of cracks in the parking lots...
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BIG HEADLINE posted:The same can honestly be said about the entirety of Hampton Roads. It's like Flint, Michigan with a good health insurance policy. Partially-abandoned strip malls everywhere with almost obvious shell businesses in them, thick-rear end weeds growing out of cracks in the parking lots... Yeah, Lawton was basically a WalMart, a casino, and a bunch of payday loan joints, tattoo parlors, and car lots to prey on the enlisted.
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Liquid Communism posted:Yeah, Lawton was basically a WalMart, a casino, and a bunch of payday loan joints, tattoo parlors, and car lots to prey on the enlisted. Again - sounds a lot like most of Virginia Beach, Norfolk, Hampton, Newport News, and *definitely* Chesapeake and Suffolk. Except the casino. Those'll probably come after Pat Robertson dies.
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Jan 25, 2020 10:15
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Just doing a normal thing and re-enlisting in a fast food parking lot.
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Softface posted:Just doing a normal thing and re-enlisting in a fast food parking lot. The fast-food wars have begun, just like Demolition Man predicted.
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Pile Of Garbage posted:The fast-food wars have begun, just like Demolition Man predicted. "Now all restaurants are Chick-Fil-A, and everyone must say 'my pleasure' instead of 'you're welcome.'" 
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Jan 25, 2020 11:31
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Again - sounds a lot like most of Virginia Beach, Norfolk, Hampton, Newport News, and *definitely* Chesapeake and Suffolk. Except the casino. Those'll probably come after Pat Robertson dies. Norfolk City Council approves casino deal at downtown waterfront.
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I won't stand for you guys trashing Norfolk like this! We have an Ikea now, we're fancy!
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BIG HEADLINE posted:The same can honestly be said about the entirety of Hampton Roads. It's like Flint, Michigan with a good health insurance policy. Partially-abandoned strip malls everywhere with almost obvious shell businesses in them, thick-rear end weeds growing out of cracks in the parking lots... So, nothing's changed since I left thirty years ago, is what you're telling me.
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Madurai posted:So, nothing's changed since I left thirty years ago, is what you're telling me. Zero's Subs is still precariously clinging to life.  Oh, and they built a really tall building near Pembroke Mall because "have you heard about ~The NEW Virginia Beach~?"  ~WELP~ BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jan 25, 2020 |
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Softface posted:Just doing a normal thing and re-enlisting in a fast food parking lot. Imagining how this must look from an outside perspective is a real trip
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