An important note regarding my divorce! Everything you need to know!

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Grandmother of Five: May 9, 2008; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Caring strongly either way about fyad seems to be that, as well.

No doubt about it and God bless everyone on the website imo

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Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Fry and die

FrYAD for short

# ? Feb 3, 2020 15:45

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

i've lurked the offsites looking for all the proof that lowtax's hatesquad have been feeding the authorities and media entities and so far i've discovered that everyone who left SA did so because they're? really mad about trans people? and that's about it. they're posting the n-word and claiming that the other offsites have the dox.

they're investing a loving insane amount of energy trying to ruin the life if a man who is perfectly capable of doing that on their own and i don't get it. like they posted a screencap from the marketing manager's FB where she clearly jokes about being addicted to drugs and their response is "aha! she's addicted to drugs!" no fuckin poo poo dickweed drugs are awesome and everyone should be addicted tot ehm.

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cda: Jan 2, 2010; by Hand Knit

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

no fuckin poo poo dickweed drugs are awesome and everyone should be addicted tot ehm.

lol

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PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

if scarboil smoked a fuckin joint maybe they'd realize the attention whoring anime cat trans girls they really hate have been inside them the whole time

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Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Huge Gross Burrito will be a fair and just IK

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Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Huge Gross Burrito will be a fair and just IK

# ? Feb 3, 2020 15:51

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

if scarboil smoked a fuckin joint maybe they'd realize the attention whoring anime cat trans girls they really hate have been inside them the whole time

The drug, marijuana

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Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

if scarboil smoked a fuckin joint maybe they'd realize the attention whoring anime cat trans girls they really hate have been inside them the whole time

scarboil aren't people who left SA because they hate trans people, they're people who left SA because of whatever FAU and ZDR were doing to GBS in 2016, and they got real interested in anti trans stuff some time around mid 2019 for some reason, about the same time they left skullmund

e: or 2017 i can't remember some time around then

# ? Feb 3, 2020 15:52

Grandmother of Five: May 9, 2008; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i've lurked the offsites looking for all the proof that lowtax's hatesquad have been feeding the authorities and media entities and so far i've discovered that everyone who left SA did so because they're? really mad about trans people? and that's about it. they're posting the n-word and claiming that the other offsites have the dox.

they're investing a loving insane amount of energy trying to ruin the life if a man who is perfectly capable of doing that on their own and i don't get it. like they posted a screencap from the marketing manager's FB where she clearly jokes about being addicted to drugs and their response is "aha! she's addicted to drugs!" no fuckin poo poo dickweed drugs are awesome and everyone should be addicted tot ehm.

Instead of wasting your time reading Kiwi Farms or Something Sensitive or Bread and Butter or any of the other off-sites, then consider that maybe you don't need to read up on them to find out that they're all brain-dead, on account of them being made up by bitter ex-Goons, so unless you actually enjoy reading that poo poo then don't give them attention imo

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PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

i have a weakness where i believe the primary funciton of the eyes is a portal for nightmares to enter into, and then excoriate, the human soul.

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Heather Papps: Nov 1, 2007; hello friend

cda posted:

lol

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PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

scarboil aren't people who left SA because they hate trans people, they're people who left SA because of whatever FAU and ZDR were doing to GBS in 2016, and they got real interested in anti trans stuff some time around mid 2019 for some reason, about the same time they left skullmund

e: or 2017 i can't remember some time around then

despite being here for that and active during that time i don't rightly recall what these folks were doing back then. i intended to post a movie of Enya's "time" set to a montage video of the candles i made with turkey fat for GBS and that's the only GBS fact I can remember, that it's been a year and i haven't made or posted those videos yet.

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Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

despite being here for that and active during that time i don't rightly recall what these folks were doing back then. i intended to post a movie of Enya's "time" set to a montage video of the candles i made with turkey fat for GBS and that's the only GBS fact I can remember, that it's been a year and i haven't made or posted those videos yet.

it was the whole closing gbs and archiving it, and zdr's hateful grudges and a whole bunch of other boring poo poo from years ago that is ultimately meaningless

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Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

if scarboil smoked a fuckin joint maybe they'd realize the attention whoring anime cat trans girls they really hate have been inside them the whole time

these people were banned from an internet forum, you don't just get over that

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

The drug, weed, has induced a great hunger within me, which I will now satiate with Trader Joe's brand steak pot pies.

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Lucavi: May 12, 2002

when u get banned u die irl

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communist kangaroo: Oct 2, 2006; those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.

Grocery store fried chicken bucket chat

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Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

communist kangaroo posted:

Grocery store fried chicken

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Telebite: Aug 23, 2018

By popular demand posted:

Wait that was KingReol, the guy who made lovely Doom levels?

I think... if it was him, he's on YouTube now posting bowling vids

https://www.youtube.com/user/georgef551/videos

Before that he used to post videos of himself riding elevators and commenting on the makes, models, and types of elevators he was riding, and their various features and options.

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bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

cda posted:

They're just a fork. Nobody ever uses them as a spoon

You�ve got that backwards

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Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

When I was in Japan I went to a Mosburger and they had fairly decent burgs.

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ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

Video Nasty posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=669
what could it be???

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Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Excited to try fake chicken
https://twitter.com/andyorin/status/1222601106531942401

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CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Lucavi posted:

when u get banned u die irl

You've never truly lived until you've died... really makes you think

# ? Feb 3, 2020 16:14

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

it was the whole closing gbs and archiving it, and zdr's hateful grudges and a whole bunch of other boring poo poo from years ago that is ultimately meaningless

oh! i remember why i don't remember any of this poo poo. i was getting married that year. i had to spend like an entire month trying to find a bakery willing to make a cake for a wedding between a bride, a groom, and the bride's sentient man-shaped swarm of chittering beetles. it was a honeycreme vanilla cake frosted with stamp glue, a man-beetle favorite.

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Ruffini: Oct 2, 2018

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Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

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A Sometimes Food: Dec 8, 2010

Video Nasty posted:

Excited to try fake chicken
https://twitter.com/andyorin/status/1222601106531942401

I generally loathe fake meats, but fake fried chicken is oddly enough the one I can usually enjoy.

I suppose the deep fried batter's usually the same lol

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Hitlersaurus Christ: Oct 14, 2005

Archer666 posted:

When I was in Japan I went to a Mosburger and they had fairly decent burgs.

Mos Burger�s pretty good but I�m more of a Freshness Burger guy myself

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Dilbert Fanclub President: Oct 21, 2015; by Reene

Lucavi posted:

when u get banned u die irl

Can confirm. Am still dead.

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dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Nierbo posted:

Richard,�
It seems I have underestimated your ability to fail. For that, I apologize. Not to you, but to the people who would enjoyed seeing me tearing your little world apart just that much more. It�s a shame, really, that you ignored all of my warnings. Perhaps, if you had just a few brain cells left that weren�t circling the bowl, you would have realized how pointless and counterproductive this whole thing was and quit a long time ago. This little venture of yours has failed on every level. On a personal level, for example, have you noticed that the very people you profess to hate have infested your site? They are utterly devoid of reason, their minds deluded with lies and ignorance. Their perceptions are hard-coded in a language they will never understand. Yet, these empty shells have flocked here, and what�s even more amusing about it is, they emulate you. They�ve taken the worst things about you, namely your personality and humor, and twisted it into something far more repugnant than even you are capable of being. One bad joke ecomes one thousand hideous hybrids, and it spreads like a virus. This is your audience, Richard, and they love you. That isn�t very important, though. I am sure you don�t care, as long as they�re lined up at the trough. What is important, however, is this.�

I would guess that you take as much enjoyment as anyone might at seeing these idiculous business models fail like the insane fantasies they were. The pseudo reality of Internet commerce has finally been perceived for what it is, and the only people left are those who were lucky, smart or both. Now, being exposed to so much talk of this, for what, like over a loving year now, have you ever stopped to consider how you ever came to the conclusion that a parasite like yourself could possibly hope to survive in this environment? The corporate tit is gone, and you are completely incapable of surviving on your own. You think these failed companies had stupid business models? How about yours? I knew the advertising market was going to collapse years ago, because it�s based on the assumption that banners are effective. Think about it.. You are entirely dependant on advertising.. yet, the people you try to attract are people who aren�t going to click on, let alone buy whatever stupid crap that is being advertised. I am sure most of the clicks you have gotten have been sympathy clicks. Did you actually think that it was going to last forever? Everybody knows it doesn�t loving work, and most sites have to beg their readers to click, just to pay the server bill. Did you think corporations weren�t going to notice that no one was buying their products? You�re an idiot, Richard, and I sincerely mean that. The contemptuously stupid decisions you made regarding the various networks you joined don�t matter at all because the entire idea was flawed from the start. Enjoy your last moments as a free man. You�ll soon be shoveling poo poo for the rest of your life at some nameless corporation, a vacant look forever etched upon your face.�

Years from now, when you're no better off than when you started, when it finally hits you that it's all been nothing but a wasted lie, think of me. Think of me, Richard, and when you do, realize that I was the only beacon of logic and truth in this sad menagerie. You seem predestined for failure, however, so I doubt there is anything one can do for you. Just remember, when the joy is gone, when you're clawing at the boundaries of your little world, you always had a choice.

this exact same email except it ends with a link to synthy's twitter

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Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

communist kangaroo posted:

Grocery store fried chicken bucket chat

extremely my poo poo

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ulvir: Jan 2, 2005

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

it was the whole closing gbs and archiving it, and zdr's hateful grudges and a whole bunch of other boring poo poo from years ago that is ultimately meaningless

jfc

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Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

i bored myself typing that out im not going to think about it again, what a waste of time

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PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

Rad-daddio posted:

extremely my poo poo

it smells so good but it always disappoints, there's no bigger joy-delta than between anticipating your first bite and finishing your first piece, only to realize how many more you've got left.

if i wanted my hands covered in grease saturated bird skin i'd shag a lady chav from Edinborough.

# ? Feb 3, 2020 16:56

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

if scarboil smoked a fuckin joint maybe they'd realize the attention whoring anime cat trans girls they really hate have been inside them the whole time

I'm pretty sure at least half of the posters at scarboil are openly trans :shrug:

# ? Feb 3, 2020 16:58

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

JakeP posted:

I'm pretty sure at least half of the posters at scarboil are openly trans

there's a stickied thread saying that trans folk should be referred to as pedophiles, so.

edit- wait, now that i think about it, that's really not mutually exclusive at all. the lead qanon dipshit is like a trans lady famous for being an ex satanic porn star or some poo poo.

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Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

Grandmother of Five posted:

No doubt about it and God bless everyone on the website imo

Amen

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Ruffini: Oct 2, 2018

Who cares about some useless offsite?

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