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today i woke up to an email sent to me by mistake, full of topless pictures of some lovely woman i don't know. sometimes life is ok.
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I’m not Magic Johnson, but I have a magic johnson, Johnson This post is for anyone named Johnson
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Feb 8, 2020 19:50
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I think sex in games is horrific I don’t need to have someone walk in on a sex scene in a video game. My Geralt was asexual, which made a lot of the side quests pretty amusing but I hate games that don’t give you a choice on it.
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Feb 8, 2020 20:09
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i'm gonna race "ocarina of time randomizer" later with my friends. i hope i win 
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Feb 8, 2020 20:26
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Video game sex is funny because the animations never look right. Even the stuff where they borrow video game assets just for the express purpose of making gently caress looks mechanical extremis.
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Feb 8, 2020 20:27
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Doc M posted:They did. They removed some of the most egregious poo poo people complained about, and what J-Ru is playing is the "improved" version of the DLC. Holy poo poo I didn't realize that  Brut posted:Okay I can sort of see how they need you to have a child as the canon ending or whatever because the whole point of the animus in those game is that you're viewing the memories of distant ancestors, and that doesn't work if the bloodline ended. But there's probably a ton of ways to do it up to and including "it's just loving magic" without forcing you to marry some rando and gently caress with your game experience that much. And this is (another) part of what makes it so frustrating. Their stupid modern day storyline they keep insisting on including that nobody gives the slightest poo poo about has expressly stated over the last few games that they managed to make their DNA memory machine work so you explicitly do NOT need to be related to the person whose life you are reliving. PLUS the DLC insists that Kassandra's whole family is dead even though it is possible (and I succeeded in) keeping them all alive, including her brother, so the entire reasoning/narrative line not only is unnecessary but actively shits over everything else you did in the game. Also also Kassandra never at any point ever in the game whether gay or straight or asexual ever expresses any interest or concern whatsoever about "continuing the bloodline", it's a motivation that simply never existed. Plus holy poo poo is the "love interest" the most boring, generic and frankly creepy sad sack of poo poo. Edit: I'm posting this for my own benefit: 
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Feb 9, 2020 02:35
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My Alexios was the horniest man in all of Greece.
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Feb 9, 2020 02:43
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My SNES Classic has officially been magically endowed with 80+ more games. I actually got a little emotional playing some of these incredibly bad and dumb games because I remember renting them from my little local video rental place next to the laundry mat. I had to be actually selective with the games because of limited console space so I went with: -obvious dumb omissions that should have been on there in the first place (DKC2, Chrono Trigger, Zombies Ate My Neighbors) -lovely games I used to own (DKC3, Virtual Bart) -lovely games I used to rent (Mega Man Soccer, Mickey Mouse Goes To The Circus, Beavis and Butthead) -games I used to see at Toys R Us and wanted but never ended up getting (Beavis and Butthead, Batman Returns) -games I desperately wanted to play as a teenager but couldn't because my mom gave away my SNES after we got the N64 and I didn't have money to buy them on eBay (Final Fantasy 2, Castlevania Dracula X, NBA Jam) -Mr. Do -Games I've never heard of that the nice man on YouTube said were good (Pocky and Rocky, Shadowrun, Spike McFang) Again, love Nintendo love Bideo Gaems
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Feb 9, 2020 02:56
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Gonna be real though, none of the games are as good as NES Pinball
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Feb 9, 2020 02:59
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Really channeling your avatar on that one
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Feb 9, 2020 03:24
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yea ok posted:i'm gonna race "ocarina of time randomizer" later with my friends. i hope i win Did you win
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Feb 9, 2020 03:33
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Paper Lion posted:Really channeling your avatar on that one The best day of my life was when Jeff answered my Mr Do question on tumblr https://jeff.zone/post/184874020446/what-lessons-could-the-gen-z-kids-take-with-them NienNunb fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Feb 9, 2020 |
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Feb 9, 2020 04:09
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Do ya'll remember the stairs in your house bit, pretty cringy but nowhere near as cringy as "when does the narwhale bacon"
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Feb 9, 2020 04:19
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I finished Doom Patrol the ending was kind of a mess but overall a solid A tier show; good job show, you’ve done well Also I have new fancy locks and the locksmith complimented me on buying good locks; I am all that is man
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Feb 9, 2020 04:56
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e: wrong thread
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Feb 9, 2020 05:24
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Did you win no idk how to do water temple but i had fun
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Feb 9, 2020 06:03
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I respect the hell out of speed runners, much more than I respect the dogshit troops or cops. I wish I could speed run, i just mosey too much. Like to take my time, stop and smell the roses, ya know?
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Feb 9, 2020 06:39
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why did cloud always say "let's mosey" for a "let's go" type of thing. was that the joke? he was dumb?
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Feb 9, 2020 06:44
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I think they were trying to make a running joke but it was in that dead area between funny and so-unfunny-it’s-funny-after-repetition.
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Feb 9, 2020 07:05
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hello friends birds of prey is great please watch it the closest thing i can compare it to is spiderverse - the pacing, the clear cinematography, the matching of scenes to music..
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Feb 9, 2020 07:36
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I wanna start a social group for sad adults who wanna meet at the soda shop and discourse about how good Earthbound is. Earthbound is the best game.
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Feb 9, 2020 08:07
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Artelier posted:hello friends birds of prey is great please watch it I was shocked at how much I enjoyed it - it's not what you would call a "great" film but it is an incredibly fun one. At one point my friend leaned over and whispered,"Holy poo poo this is an Adam West Batman fight" and I realized oh my God it loving is. In an R-Rated movie. Incredible. It is so much better than Suicide Squad it's insane. Margot Robbie knows what the gently caress she is doing.
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Feb 9, 2020 08:12
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Birds of Prey reminded me strongly of Batman & Robin and that is meant as a compliment
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Feb 9, 2020 08:27
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loved jojo rabbit
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Feb 9, 2020 08:36
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Jojo was good, if uneven. I do have to say I've never seen Stephen Merchant actually look scary before and they pulled it off even when he was being goofy. It probably helps that he's like 9 foot tall. I finally caught up with The Irishman. I don't know where I'd rank it as a movie in its own right, it was basically 3.5 hours of Martin Scorcese characters existing against a historical backdrop and I have to admit I'm actually perfectly okay with that. It was like sinking into a hot bath, I just found myself blissfully enjoying a neat cinematic experience even if it didn't really cover any new ground that Scorcese himself hasn't already explored in other movies. That said, both the in-film reasoning and the meta-knowledge behind the film significance of the door being left open at the end of the film was 
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Feb 9, 2020 08:58
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Speaking as someone who gave up on Star Wars movies a loooong time ago, The Mandalorian is real good y'all
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Feb 9, 2020 09:15
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i'll take your word for it :P
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Feb 9, 2020 09:17
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Gonna watch parasite later today
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Feb 9, 2020 09:22
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jesus WEP posted:Gonna watch parasite later today  It better win Best Picture at the Oscars.
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Feb 9, 2020 09:24
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not a chance, none of the voters watched that poo poo. movies are to be watched, not read. if it's anything but 1917 or hollywood i'll be freakin shocked out of my rear end
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Feb 9, 2020 09:30
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I believe, yea ok. I believe. 
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Feb 9, 2020 09:34
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Jerusalem posted:
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Feb 9, 2020 09:36
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regardless of whatever wins that show that i'll pretend not to care about at all, but watch and be upset about, this was a really good year of movies
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Feb 9, 2020 09:37
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yea it was im still mad about the loving green book so i will forever pretend not to care about oscars
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Feb 9, 2020 09:40
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Yeah, we really were spoiled for choice. I still haven't seen the new Little Women, and I'm kicking myself for not watching the latest Les Miserables when I had the chance.
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Feb 9, 2020 09:42
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The Oscars suck rear end and should be treated as irrelevant but I understand their necessity as an industry benchmark I guess
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Feb 9, 2020 09:43
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Little Women was real good. Saoirse Ronan is unbelievably great
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Feb 9, 2020 09:44
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i watched little women a couple days ago, never read the crap or seen any adaptations of the crap. it was quite good. idk if the book is told with non-linear narrative but the movie did a good job of mixing past and present and making it very obvious what's happening when and all the ways it impacts those little women
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Feb 9, 2020 09:44
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jesus WEP posted:Little Women was real good. Saoirse Ronan is unbelievably great lol i thought florence stole all her scenes, some really good :< faces in there. if there were an oscar for Best Pout, she'd win every year
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Also an absolute gem of a film I saw last year that I highly recommend is La Belle Époque, which is incredibly wholesome and sweet and caught me completely by surprise.
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