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"If there's a mandatory quarantine, the first thing we will do is break quarantine! It'll be okay, because none of *our* friends will be infected." Masque of the Red Death, but without the cool and interesting bits.
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# ? May 28, 2024 10:58 |
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https://twitter.com/jackfitzdc/status/1232440095338139649
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:02 |
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poverty goat posted:It's the post-military pork barrel DOD contracting gig that does it Those pork barrel gigs pay well, but not that well. Pilot doesn't mean poo poo when wages have been driven down for years by poo poo companies like Frontier. "Weapons expert" means precisely gently caress all too, as every idiot that joined the military ever thinks they are a weapons expert. I know, I did army time, milfolk are dumb, just like me. At least my medical poo poo is covered, thanks taxpayers! For every prepper out there, there should be at least one goon willing to walk up to their compound and poo poo down their air ventilation pipes.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:04 |
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wrong thread
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:05 |
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Fenarisk posted:With everyone wearing masks it'll be harder to ID me too! Hoping for mass looting in Chicago, all the police will be busy at grocery stores while I grab some nice stuff from Guitar Center gently caress that it's finally time to liberate the macallan 30 from binny's
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:06 |
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Books On Tape posted:Our plan is kinda one of stages. What if the zombies have artillery and shell your house from a distance
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:06 |
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Feldegast42 posted:What if the zombies have artillery and shell your house from a distance This is covered by my drone poo poo bag dropping plan. You don't need zombies, you need catapults to launch piles of poo poo onto their house during peak infection.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:07 |
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Sounds like eating your own foot.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:09 |
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Feldegast42 posted:What if the zombies have artillery and shell your house from a distance Hopefully he has a counterbattery system set up to quickly return fire.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:10 |
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If the zombies have catapults it's game over. They'll be launching infected corpses into the compound, Mongol style.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:11 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:This is covered by my drone poo poo bag dropping plan. needs to be infected, gotta make sure
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:16 |
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Go dig poo poo out of the hazardous medical waste bins at the nearest old folks home. Preppers: https://twitter.com/swack/status/1232621254273830912?s=19
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:18 |
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That was awesome, Rosalind. Thank you so much.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:19 |
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This has to be a goon https://twitter.com/bladerunner3049/status/1232147886298845184?s=19
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:28 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:needs to be infected, gotta make sure Drone can just bring a piece of poo poo around with a note "please cough on me" before loading it into the catapult
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:29 |
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My dad keeps making Facebook posts about CORVID-19 so I've leaned into it and now have him convinced it's called Crow Flu
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:44 |
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Laserface posted:So Australian School Cleaners are being offered huge incentives to fly to Japan and clean the cruise ship. Goon Camp: Genocide Edition LanceHunter posted:Don’t listen to this pro-aerosol plume propaganda. cool. cool CRUSTY MINGE posted:Meh. I have food for a week. It's the constant having to leave for cigarettes and weed that's going to kill me. im all stocked up on weed. don't have food, or water, or beer, or a first aid kit, or masks, or any survival gear, or anywhere to go if poo poo gets weird. but the weed wont be a problem, thank god
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:45 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Go dig poo poo out of the hazardous medical waste bins at the nearest old folks home. Pidgeons are free so eat those during the lockdown. Get some pidgeon traps going. Rats too. And bats.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:46 |
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https://twitter.com/PekingMike/status/1232718738014818307
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:46 |
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Anyone going to a political rally deserves to get corvid-19
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:47 |
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Lol amazon is like down to poo poo sellers of n95 masks. I should probably get some somewhere
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:50 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Lol amazon is like down to poo poo sellers of n95 masks. I should probably get some somewhere Home Depot/Lowe’s is the stealth option but I bet people have figured that out already.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:51 |
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Play posted:im all stocked up on weed. don't have food, or water, or beer, or a first aid kit, or masks, or any survival gear, or anywhere to go if poo poo gets weird. I'm just going to wait until my neighbors abandon the apartment complex to flee back home and I'm going to raid their pantries. Lots of milfolk in my area, plenty of them will be called away for days or weeks or months at a time if this gets crazy. Then I'll barter my ill-gotten pantry gains for weed, because they grow a lot in this town. Potheads being typically pacifists, I'm sure I could shake down a decent deal. Then I'll make my way to the mountains to hang out with bigfoot and probably die in the woods from some variety of madness. Not a bad plan.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:57 |
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Books On Tape posted:Our plan is kinda one of stages. heck, same
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:00 |
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Books On Tape posted:Our plan is kinda one of stages. I hope you have a contingency plan for underground god damned monsters this time.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:00 |
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Hannibal Rex posted:I hope you have a contingency plan for underground god damned monsters this time. I doubt his name is also Burt.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:01 |
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Shaocaholica posted:Home Depot/Lowe’s is the stealth option but I bet people have figured that out already. I checked around a few days ago and all the websites in my city showed both in-store and online were picked clean. Hand sanitizer was really hard to find too. Most shelves everywhere are empty.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:11 |
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Filter the virus through your bong, you will be fine.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:13 |
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How will n95 masks help? You will have to take it off eventually. Then... muh muh muh muh my corona.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:13 |
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I went to a Home Depot and a Target yesterday to find extra masks, only because both of them lied to me and said "limited quantity." At that time Target still shown mask available online but then OOS when I actually tried to order. So I quickly went to walkmart.com and order a box from a third party, the only third party that offer 2-day shipping. They are not even n95 masks, just off brand respirator masks. And I wouldn't be surprised if they end up cancelling the order.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:17 |
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Don't trust online inventory numbers of brick and mortar stores, especially if they only show several items
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:27 |
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vandalism posted:How will n95 masks help? You will have to take it off eventually. Then... muh muh muh muh my corona. I'm mostly doing it for other people's peace of mind. My husband is allergic to everything and sneezes a lot and we don't want to incite panic on trains or whatever. A bunch of people have been telling me to cancel my trip to Tokyo on Friday but at the rate this things moving, it's probably already here and we just don't know it yet. So it's mostly performative.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:37 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Don't trust online inventory numbers of brick and mortar stores, especially if they only show several items When I worked in one, I'd have people pestering me all the time that the app said we had 2 left, I'd tell them that when it's under 10, someone probably stole them.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:47 |
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vandalism posted:How will n95 masks help? You will have to take it off eventually. Then... muh muh muh muh my corona. You don't it off until you are back in your ozone-sterilized saferoom
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:51 |
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font color sea posted:For all the people here preparing for the apocalypse, I'm uhhm not entirely sure a few bottles of water and some rice and beans will do much in case of massive social collapse. Maybe you can change my mind tho! Its not preparing for the apocalypse. You get some extra tylenol and rice and TP to last you a few weeks if your grocery and pharmacy has disruptions from other people buying out the store, or shipping problems due to quarantines. You are not getting ready for Mad Max, just a few bad weeks (most likely nothing, but a few hundred bucks is cheap insurance).
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:57 |
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Books On Tape posted:Our plan is kinda one of stages. You can't just 'hunker down' mate... have you never read any zombie books? you'll be swarmed in no time.. On a more serious note... LOL!!! all that over a dodgy case of the flu.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:09 |
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:10 |
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Trainee PornStar posted:You can't just 'hunker down' mate... have you never read any zombie books? you'll be swarmed in no time.. This guy here is definitely going to be running across open ground at your sniper slits. Keep an eye out.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:10 |
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Nurge posted:This guy here is definitely going to be running across open ground at your sniper slits. Keep an eye out. He'll hit the spike traps long before I have to worry about shooting.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:15 |
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Stay at home watching zombie and virus movies to get in that mindset.
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