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TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

Facebook Aunt posted:

If you buy a thing like that you probably also spring for one of those on demand water heaters. That isn't just a shower, it's a lifestyle.

You're gonna need one hell of a natgas or electrical system to supply enough water to keep that thing running at full capacity and at proper skin-melting temperatures.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I want a shower so powerful it needs an onsite water tower to keep up with it.

insta
Jan 28, 2009

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

You're gonna need one hell of a natgas or electrical system to supply enough water to keep that thing running at full capacity and at proper skin-melting temperatures.

I have a Rheem commercial gas-fired unit that'll do 285k BTU all day. Give me the shower!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

Ah the Patent 'Typhoon' Superior Indoor Ablutorium with Automatic Soap Dish. Good find. Just make sure no one is playing the organ during bathtime.

not enough brass fixtures for a Bloody Stupid Johnson, IMO


Motronic posted:

Ummmm....wrong thread. I want one of those.



masterbathing to that ad

Horatius Bonar
Sep 8, 2011

I bet it even has an automatic waffle-stomper.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Trying to figure out what was being built attempted here is breaking my brain.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
There was a building under construction on the right side of the image. There is now a collapsed building in the middle of the image.

Horatius Bonar
Sep 8, 2011

They were trying to build a house but things went... sideways.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/6604925/toronto-house-under-construction-collapses/amp/ there's an article here but it's got nothing more than "a house fell over during construction."

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
It's from Canada apparently:
https://globalnews.ca/news/6604925/toronto-house-under-construction-collapses/

That doesn't explain what happened. But this related item tickles me.

https://globalnews.ca/news/4992335/scarborough-house-renovation-collapses-toronto/



Hell yeah, that's what I call renovation!

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Dillbag posted:

fuckin whyyyyyy


I don't understand it but I would gently caress in it

Probably in an airbnb.

Probably some wise guy has already made that his airbnb niche, and added hidden cameras.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Anne Whateley posted:

I don't understand it but I would gently caress in it

Look closer, those are NOT glory holes

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Nenonen posted:

Look closer, those are NOT glory holes

They are, but for Water Elementals. If your showerhead moans in pleasure you may need to reevaluate your shampoo and conditioner regimen.

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.

Jaded Burnout posted:

There is one room absolutely jam packed with rando stuff, but heck, by that measure I'm a hoarder.

This, however..



I'm pretty sure that's a shed or something. Honestly, piles of stuff aside, the house looks like it's in pretty good shape for 170 years old. It needs some repairs for sure (and that horrible, out of place sink needs to go) but I don't see anything glaringly wrong with the house itself.
Not really sure how much I want a bed three feet from the shitter, though.

Horatius Bonar posted:

They were trying to build a house but things went... sideways.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/6604925/toronto-house-under-construction-collapses/amp/ there's an article here but it's got nothing more than "a house fell over during construction."

Looks like the front fell off.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Leperflesh posted:

not enough brass fixtures for a Bloody Stupid Johnson, IMO

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
That, on the other hand, is definitely a Johnson.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Dillbag posted:

fuckin whyyyyyy



Tineyed it because I had to know : Here it is . Doesn't even have bluetooth! But there's another one on that site that does for an extra 500 bux.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

nullscan posted:

Tineyed it because I had to know : Here it is . Doesn't even have bluetooth! But there's another one on that site that does for an extra 500 bux.

Bluetooth is key if you're gonna soak in there and need to bullshit with your friends while you do it. Also if you wanna pipe in some porno saxophone to help set the mood with whatever tinder or grindr date you brought back to the airbnb with you.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dillbag posted:

fuckin whyyyyyy



Why is the glass see-thru?

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I've been in a much smaller shower pod like that, it was unpleasant enough with a clear window. Cloudy glass would be x____x

Argh was it this one
http://www.bathtub.jp/shower/shower_unit-02.html

peanut fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Feb 28, 2020

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Moatman posted:

I'm pretty sure that's a shed or something.

Yeah it's the garage or whatever. I don't think that gives it a pass.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Why is the glass see-thru?

Is this like a quora question?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jaded Burnout posted:

Is this like a quora question?

I don't know what that is. It's just that all the shower stalls I've used have had frosted or otherwise opaque glass :shrug:

e: Although looking at shower stalls on-line now I believe it might be because I've not had occasion to shower in apartments renovated after the 80s and itäs just a design choice :mmmhmm:

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Feb 28, 2020

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Jerry Cotton posted:

I don't know what that is. It's just that all the shower stalls I've used have had frosted or otherwise opaque glass :shrug:

e: Although looking at shower stalls on-line now I believe it might be because I've not had occasion to shower in apartments renovated after the 80s and itäs just a design choice :mmmhmm:

Are you saying you don't try and trick people into seeing you naked?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

EasilyConfused posted:

Are you saying you don't try and trick people into seeing you naked?

I... yes?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Jerry Cotton posted:

I don't know what that is. It's just that all the shower stalls I've used have had frosted or otherwise opaque glass :shrug:

e: Although looking at shower stalls on-line now I believe it might be because I've not had occasion to shower in apartments renovated after the 80s and itäs just a design choice :mmmhmm:

It’s pornhub approved

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Dillbag posted:

fuckin whyyyyyy


I would never leave

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?
That shower is awesome

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I would fornicate with just about anything in that shower.

YamiNoSenshi
Jan 19, 2010

Gesundheit

Jows
May 8, 2002

Dillbag posted:

fuckin whyyyyyy



No rocks around the base, the females would not approve

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

What bothers me the most about the shower-chamber is the huge empty space above it that is inaccessible and bound to fill with dust bunnies and lint and mold etc. If you're gonna pay that much for an intense showerzone water chamber, can't it go all the way to the ceiling? Or maybe have some cabinets above it or something?

e. oh and also the ozone generator

why do people think it's good to breathe ozone? it's not, it's the opposite of good, it's bad, o3 is bad, The EPA says don't do it, how is this even legal

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Feb 28, 2020

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

That’s where you install the fireman’s pole and hydrolock so you can just zoop right on in to your hygiene pod.

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy
It's just an extremely fancy drop-in. Lots of drop-ins have tops, they're either adjustable or you're supposed to drywall over the void above them. The tops are rarely rated to support much, maybe 50-100 lbs, so I wouldn't use it for storage unless you put in cabinets with bottoms.

Also, drop-ins, even fancy ones, are low end. You normally can't replace the components individually as they age, so you pay a lower initial price than a custom shower install, but every time it breaks you pay that same price again (or a substantial component of it) whereas with an installed shower you just pay to replace whatever broke.

B-Nasty
May 25, 2005

Leperflesh posted:

What bothers me the most about the shower-chamber is the huge empty space above it that is inaccessible and bound to fill with dust bunnies and lint and mold etc.

Have you ever looked on top of most refrigerators or worse, not-ceiling-height cabinets?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

B-Nasty posted:

Have you ever looked on top of most refrigerators

You mean the cereal storage area?

B-Nasty posted:

or worse, not-ceiling-height cabinets?

I hate those a lot, yes

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

lol if your fridge isn't piled high on top with cereal, chips, spare coffee machines, oversized aluminum foil boxes that are too long to fit in the drawer, and the outdoor barbecue spatula that also doesn't fit anywhere else, just lol

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Leperflesh posted:

lol if your fridge isn't piled high on top with cereal, chips, spare coffee machines, oversized aluminum foil boxes that are too long to fit in the drawer, and the outdoor barbecue spatula that also doesn't fit anywhere else, just lol

Yeah I can't lol either!

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Bad Munki posted:

Finally, the bidet I’ve been craving.

I image it will do that pretty efficiently. In every orifice at once.

Xlorp posted:

They are, but for Water Elementals. If your showerhead moans in pleasure you may need to reevaluate your shampoo and conditioner regimen.

Why? Sounds like the showerhead is happy. Why would you deny it that?

Moatman posted:

Looks like the front fell off.

Is that typical?


Leperflesh posted:

lol if your fridge isn't piled high on top with cereal, chips, spare coffee machines, oversized aluminum foil boxes that are too long to fit in the drawer, and the outdoor barbecue spatula that also doesn't fit anywhere else, just lol

Booze...
Because I don't have space for a bar (yet.)

One Nut Wonder
Mar 17, 2009

Leperflesh posted:

lol if your fridge isn't piled high on top with cereal, chips, spare coffee machines, oversized aluminum foil boxes that are too long to fit in the drawer, and the outdoor barbecue spatula that also doesn't fit anywhere else, just lol

This man (woman?) gets it. Don't forget the giant stockpot you use once every 2 years.

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.

One Nut Wonder posted:

This man (woman?) gets it. Don't forget the giant stockpot you use once every 2 years.

If I'm not using it once a month to make a month's worth of soup, I'm probably dead!

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Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


One Nut Wonder posted:

This man (woman?) gets it. Don't forget the giant stockpot you use once every 2 years.

I use mine constantly. To store bottles of squash.

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