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Android Apocalypse posted:
Lol. For the longest time I thought the line was "Where's Basky?" Like Basky was the guys name. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Mar 4, 2020 |
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Mar 4, 2020 02:46
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if nobody signs up to play Wierzbowski.
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Jay_Zombie posted:Lol. I'm embarrassed to admit I had this same problem for a very long time
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Mar 4, 2020 03:03
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Why the hell are people putting an E in horny? Is it a "hooman"-level joke or are you just kinda dumb?
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Mar 4, 2020 03:07
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It looks like some sort of secreted hamfisted social commentary. Yeah but secreted from what? Where's Banksy SilvergunSuperman posted:Why the hell are people putting an E in horny? 'Cause that's how it's spelled smdh
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Mar 4, 2020 03:08
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Jay_Zombie posted:Lol. I used to think the same. But I think I saw his name on on the cameras in the APC and decided that it was a normal name.
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Mar 4, 2020 03:16
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Jay_Zombie posted:Lol. I thought it was "Bowski" like "Where's Bowski?" until I looked up the cast on imdb to prove Vasquez was John Connor's foster mum in T2. Owlbear Camus posted:'Cause that's how it's spelled smdh Check the rap sheet, and that should tell you whether he's worth engaging with or not.
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Mar 4, 2020 05:56
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Vagabundo posted:Check the rap sheet, and that should tell you whether he's worth engaging with or not. Lmao "worth engaging" goddamn you're a dork.
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Mar 4, 2020 06:04
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I’ve never seen aliens. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 4, 2020 06:23
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The best aliens product is Aliens Colonial Marines the original patch. Best game ever in the aliens line.
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Mar 4, 2020 06:24
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Burt Sexual posted:I’ve never seen aliens. Get the gently caress out of my thread.
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Mar 4, 2020 06:24
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Burt Sexual posted:I’ve never seen aliens. This is the SECOND time you've waltzed in here and flaunted this fact, it's time motherfucker.
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Mar 4, 2020 06:46
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Laterite fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Mar 4, 2020 |
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Mar 4, 2020 06:58
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Burt Sexual posted:I’ve never seen aliens. Should have been the probe title. Jesus Burt.
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Mar 4, 2020 08:41
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My favourite movie. My old work colleagues and I knew basically the entire script and had a Hicks or Hudsonism for everything haha Did any other uk'ers ever go to Alien War at the Trocadero? It ran in the early nineties and was a live action Aliens 'experience'. I went at least a few times, if I remember correctly the story was your group of 6 or so civilians were being eeee-vacc'd from a WY facility after a outbreak of xenos. The set design was awesome, they reused lots of bits from the actual film (Aliens was filmed in the uk I think). You started in the ready room with a health and safety briefing and evac plan by a USMC marine in full character it was great. You then went in a large elevator that was attacked (unseen) from above, and you have to get out with the marine firing his pulse rifle at the ceiling (this I remember being a bit poo poo- it was just a strobe and and speakers playing the pulse rifle sound). Then I remember being hustled down a corridor (which had the requisite amount of industrial grating, cabling and dingy lights + sirens that it really sold the the whole thing) and down a side passage a dude in an alien suit (lit by a strobe lamp to make his movements seem strange and hide the suity-ness) waved his arms as you filed past with the Aliens movie soundtrack going, you know, those big orchestral hits when you see an Alien in the film... Don't remember much else, other than they had a lot props form the movies at the entrance (a full size xeno, pulse rifles etc). Sorry for foggy recollections and brackets. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_War E: Yess!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-aBs7TB000 E2: Bonus points for one of the guys running it being called Gorman. 38...simulated Toxoplasmid fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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Mar 4, 2020 16:17
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Did you know that most attractive women are cops?
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Mar 4, 2020 16:48
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Vagabundo posted:I thought it was "Bowski" like "Where's Bowski?" until I looked up the cast on imdb to prove Vasquez was John Connor's foster mum in T2. Yeah, something like that. Basky, Bowski. It's funny how many lines from 80's movies are imprinted in my brain just slightly incorrectly, because I've either midheard them a thousand times, or I was too young to get the joke. Ghostbusters comes to mind. I feel like there were so many lines in that movie where I'd repeatedly mishear one word, and younger me couldn't understand why it was written that way. Like for years, when they're about to fight Gozer, and Venkman says "I love this plan, I'm exited to be a part of it. It's Miller Time!" 7 year old me heard ""I love this plan, I'm exited of every part of it. It's Millatine!" and I just didn't loving get it. Then the internet became a thing and cleared up most of that stuff. Pennywise the Frown posted:I used to think the same. But I think I saw his name on on the cameras in the APC and decided that it was a normal name. I wish I could make like, a parody movie, like that guy is just the most laid back Colonial Marine ever and kinda bumbles along on missions, and his squadmates really like him because he's fun, but he's also utterly unmotivated and useless. I'd call it, "The Big Wierzbowski"
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Mar 4, 2020 16:58
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Burt Sexual posted:I’ve never seen aliens. There's a joke about an Alien probe here... somewhere....
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Mar 4, 2020 16:59
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IffyNewtz posted:My favourite movie. My old work colleagues and I knew basically the entire script and had a Hicks or Hudsonism for everything haha No but I remember the trailer being on the Alien3 VHS tape I had, it came back a few years ago I think in Glasgow and in black pool under different names and without the movie license it was called Alien Wars/Alien Attack etc Occasionally I remember to google it in the hope that it’s back on but it looks unlikely now.
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Mar 4, 2020 17:30
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Jay_Zombie posted:I wish I could make like, a parody movie, like that guy is just the most laid back Colonial Marine ever and kinda bumbles along on missions, and his squadmates really like him because he's fun, but he's also utterly unmotivated and useless. This is what happens when you hug a stranger in the face, Larry!
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Mar 4, 2020 20:10
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Wild T posted:This is what happens when you hug a stranger in the face, Larry! Burke: Okay, I know this is an emotional moment for all of us, okay? I know that. But let's not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly... clearly an important species we're dealing with and I don't think that you or I, or *anybody*, has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them. Wierzbowski: That's just like, your opinion, man.
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Mar 4, 2020 20:22
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I think I only got that the character's name is Wierzbowski from seeing it written in this thread. It doesn't help that, if I remember right, the clearest time his name's said is Apone calling out for him so hearing the line as "Where's Bowski?" makes perfect sense in context. Jay_Zombie posted:Yeah, something like that. Basky, Bowski. It's funny how many lines from 80's movies are imprinted in my brain just slightly incorrectly, because I've either midheard them a thousand times, or I was too young to get the joke. Ghostbusters comes to mind. I feel like there were so many lines in that movie where I'd repeatedly mishear one word, and younger me couldn't understand why it was written that way. Like for years, when they're about to fight Gozer, and Venkman says "I love this plan, I'm exited to be a part of it. It's Miller Time!" 7 year old me heard ""I love this plan, I'm exited of every part of it. It's Millatine!" and I just didn't loving get it. Then the internet became a thing and cleared up most of that stuff.
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Mar 4, 2020 21:27
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Vagabundo posted:I thought it was "Bowski" like "Where's Bowski?" until I looked up the cast on imdb to prove Vasquez was John Connor's foster mum in T2. I only figured it out pre-internet from the text-only cutscenes in the Aliens C64 game. And neat, it looks like Wierzbowski was the big palooka that Mickey one-punched in Brick Top's first fixed fight in Snatch. Huh.
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Mar 4, 2020 21:52
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I learned of Wierzbowski when I read the Aliens movie novelization as a kid. It also included the moment when Newt's family discovered the derelict ship, but didn't include mention of Ripley's daughter.
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Mar 4, 2020 22:00
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You know there was a pretty drat good Aliens game on the DS called Aliens Infestation. You played as the marines, you had four or five, one die? He dead fool, then you use one of the others. There were others you could find and get to join you as well. I made it to the final Alien Queen, never beat her, somehow I got knocked through the ship and into space and figured, well fine, let the Aliens win. About time they spaced someone, even if it was thanks to another kind of bug entirely.
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Keltar posted:You know there was a pretty drat good Aliens game on the DS called Aliens Infestation. You played as the marines, you had four or five, one die? He dead fool, then you use one of the others. There were others you could find and get to join you as well. Used to own it. Rad as hell. Had a Space Jockey hybrid boss in there with a big ol' doofy elephant schnozz. Flamethrower was OP though; it absolutely tears through everything.
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Mar 4, 2020 23:39
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This is my favorite scene of the xenomorph
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drunkenmonkeystyle posted:This is my favorite scene of the xenomorph Can we not post stuff from Prometheus?
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Mar 5, 2020 04:36
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The only good thing in Prometheus was Paul Rudd.
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Mar 5, 2020 04:39
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I just found out the GF has not seen Alien or Aliens, but she has seen Prometheus. We have a lot of work to do.
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Mar 5, 2020 09:31
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evobatman posted:I just found out the GF has not seen Alien or Aliens, but she has seen Prometheus. We have a lot of work to do. All right. Now listen up. I want this thing to go smooth and by the numbers. I want D.C.S. and tactical database assimilation by 08:30. Ordinance loading, weapons strip and drop-ship prep details will have seven hours. Now, move it!
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Mar 5, 2020 17:43
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evobatman posted:I just found out the GF has not seen Alien or Aliens, but she has seen Prometheus. We have a lot of work to do.
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Mar 5, 2020 17:57
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Splicer posted:For Aliens either go theatrical cut or do your homework so you can quickly skip the hadley's hope scene. That's what I did with Mrs Splicer, then we watched the intro at the end and she said I made the right call. Alright, Evobatman! You heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows!
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Mar 5, 2020 18:27
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evobatman posted:I just found out the GF has not seen Alien or Aliens, but she has seen Prometheus. We have a lot of work to do. How about Robocop? Predator? You need to check on this, take nothing for granted.
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Mar 5, 2020 18:31
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Jay_Zombie posted:Alright, Evobatman! You heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows! Idgi how do the elbows and rear end holes go together?
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Mar 5, 2020 18:33
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Shaocaholica posted:Idgi how do the elbows and rear end holes go together? When it's Arcturian, it doesn't matter
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Mar 5, 2020 18:37
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Sunswipe posted:How about Robocop? Predator? You need to check on this, take nothing for granted. Terminator, Starship Troopers, The Thing, be thorough.
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Shaocaholica posted:Idgi how do the elbows and rear end holes go together? purple death ray posted:When it's Arcturian, it doesn't matter LOL. Let's pack 'em in! Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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Mar 5, 2020 18:51
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Jay_Zombie posted:LOL. I try, but my girlfriend always tells me quote:looks like hits from small arms fire
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Mar 5, 2020 19:02
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Wild T posted:I try, but my girlfriend always tells me You gotta nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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A Dirty Burke Haiku posted:he is just a grunt A Dirty Burke Haiku posted:your sheets are soaking with sweat A Dirty Burke Haiku posted:get back on the horse
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