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I am sorry you do not have a pump. If you get delirious, set those phone reminders so you keep testing and checking. I hope this pump i have becomes cheaper and standard treatment for all people. It is my new friend that keeps me alive when i am not paying attention. Godspeed britgoon. May our Brimley's disease not cut our experiences short.
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I just got new 15 inch PA speakers so if, being a healthcare worker, I get quarantined in the next few weeks I'm gonna blast that poo poo as much as I like. Can't evict me if I'm quarantined bitch!
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Burt Sexual posted:Wait, what? https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2020/03/07/passengers-medical-matter-causes-carnival-cruise-ship-to-suspend-disembarkation-in-long-beach/
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Mar 8, 2020 04:13
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poo poo’s getting real in Canada
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So I gather Im just never leaving my apartment again and Amazon will become my only contact with the outside world. Thanks dystopia
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:Imagine being so horrible that you reincarnate as a mod. Could be worse, imagine coming back with a karmic bias towards some kind of death. Like drowning. And then finding new ways to drown over and over.
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i got a big bottle of norgesic (paracetamol and orphenadrine) that sorta helps when my muscle tension headaches spike, and, idk, cant hurt to take it now pretty much all i got til the chemist opens tomorrow. if i feel too lovely later in the day i always have booze but i drank yesterday so eh id rather not. but man does the majority of my skull ache still kinda perplexed by my temporary delirious-ness earlier today but the main thing is it has gone away. i could barely get words out i have a drs appointment tomorrow and look i think ill just reschedule it til after i have test results. my gonorrhea can wait
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Gearhead posted:Could be worse, imagine coming back with a karmic bias towards some kind of death. Like drowning. And then finding new ways to drown over and over. Dying of pneumonia with your lungs full of liquid is kind of drowning.
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Google Butt posted:how the gently caress could you enjoy going on a cruise at this point in time wtf Normalcy bias. My company had it's big yearly get together last week at a hotel. Hundreds of sales reps and employees from almost every state spending a week in the same hotel. I made some comments about Coronavirus to some friends of mine when a west coast sales team was coughing nonstop during a presentation and i got mocked for being a conspiracy theorist. Now we are starting to cancel (some)travel arrangements and people are looking at working from home. Rectal Death Adept fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Mar 8, 2020 |
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someone laughed at me wearing a mask and i said "mate ill cough on ya" without thinking and he scarpered i was in a dodgy area so that coulda gotten me knocked out. or a charge after knocking them out. either way, no good
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https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/expert-covid-19-isn-t-containable-and-canada-should-focus-on-protecting-seniors-1.4842922  Finally a solution that won't cost much money: instead of quarantining the people who have or might have the virus, which is clearly impossible and expensive, what if what if we quarantine all the vulnerable people instead? Most of them don't even have jobs. That way all the non-symptomatic carriers could go back to work! Meanwhile the vulnerable are secured in their homes and senior's centers and whatnot, and whenever the virus is active in the community we just don't let them leave or have visitors. Of course some of the most vulnerable people share living space with
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Mar 8, 2020 05:11
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Dely Apple posted:All three of these mannequins in the photo look like something out of The Stand special effects King's background stooges have a more developed character than any of those bozos.
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Coronavirus has come to St Louis County.
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Charliegrs posted:You're really lucky you live in a place where taking an ambulance is free so that you don't potentially spread something to other people in mass transit. When I had H1N1 and strep throat at the same time in 2009, I took the streetcar to the hospital, because I was like "My asthma is just reacting badly with a cold, that's why I feel so bad, I don't want to take away an ambulance from someone who's having a heart attack!" I spent two days in the hospital and and a week at home tripping loving BALLS on Tamiflu and my very high fever. I still feel guilty about it a decade later, because I was a dumb outbreak monkey.
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Google Butt posted:What's the cheapest bidet worth buying and if someone says a garden hose I swear to god.. I had this one and it is cheap and good: https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO Probably any of the non-electric cold water bidet seats will work equally well, it's not a high tech device. If you haven't used one before you may think the cold water will be a problem, but it's really not. Oh sure, it'll wake you up, but it's a small stream for a few seconds, so even if the water is very cold it's still not as, uh, refreshing as wading into a room-temp swimming pool. You'll probably end up needing a set of seat bumpers like this: https://smile.amazon.com/LUXE-Bidet-Universal-Toilet-Adhesive/dp/B07D4SFVBN The problem is that the bidet lifts the back of the toilet seat, but not the front of the toilet seat, when you sit down the weight isn't distributed evenly. If you hear the plastic creaking when you sit down, just get some bumpers or macgyver yourself a solution to raise the rest of the seat.
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Its related to the TP shortage!
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My in-laws have three Toto space toilets at their cottage in northern Ontario, that will be my bugout space.
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Lol Trump is going to have Obama's death camps.
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Burt Sexual posted:I think y’all need a bidet thread instead of this one You might want to think about packing one for the cruise
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dangle 4 days posted:pretty much all i got til the chemist opens tomorrow. if i feel too lovely later in the day i always have booze but i drank yesterday so eh id rather not. but man does the majority of my skull ache depending what city you're in there's chemists open today (Brisbane has at least one 24/7 chemist I know of), so you can probably grab poo poo now anyway. Pm me if you need specific info and don't wanna reveal locations publicly but yeh quarantine at home and wait on your test results. mum came back from overseas with a cold and had to do the same cause she works at a hospital, but she only had rhinovirus not coronavirus so they let her return to work
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Nam Taf posted:depending what city you're in there's chemists open today (Brisbane has at least one 24/7 chemist I know of), so you can probably grab poo poo now anyway. Pm me if you need specific info and don't wanna reveal locations publicly i am in fact in brisbane but id need to send a family member to get it for me and like, theyre not going any further than 2min down the road plus i dont think many places stock the dihydrocodeine syrup. its literally the only OTC opiod left im exactly the kind of person who used to extract all the codeine from the old OTC panadeine and drink it at once so, uh, jokes on me
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hardings pharmacy in annerley is the 24/7 one I know of, so you can call them to ask if need be. i'm p sure you can find someone to pick poo poo up for you if it's that desperate.
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Nam Taf posted:hardings pharmacy in annerley is the 24/7 one I know of, so you can call them to ask if need be. i'm p sure you can find someone to pick poo poo up for you if it's that desperate. im only merely uncomfortable. the norgesic settled the headache a bit, my sinuses are kinda blocked but pain is reduced, the cough is suppressable. i just think its very early in whatever bug this happens to be. ive got a pretty high pain tolerance and ive got melatonin to sleep so overall i dont need to hassle like e.g. my aunt who lives kinda nearby or other e.g. my friends way out the gently caress past beaudesert so when i wake up tomorrow and things are worse ill get my younger brother to schlep it. i *am* gonna nap and like cover my face with a pillow for a bit like, rn though. with chronic pain you get real good at self-soothing when its "mild" i could get wound up in a panic and let the cough spiral and develop asthmatic complications but you learn how to not do that pretty early in life (or you die) (USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)
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dangle 4 days posted:i could get wound up in a panic and let the cough spiral and develop asthmatic complications but you learn how to not do that pretty early in life (or you die)
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Facebook Aunt posted:https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/expert-covid-19-isn-t-containable-and-canada-should-focus-on-protecting-seniors-1.4842922 im pretty sure putting the elderly into internment camps violates the charter of rights
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https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/article240996876.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app Sacramento county government getting really pissed that a local superintendent decided to go over their heads and shut down their school district
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Barudak posted:So I gather Im just never leaving my apartment again and Amazon will become my only contact with the outside world. Ah, living the goon dream.
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I HAD TWO BIG MACS ON THE PLANE HOME NOOOOO
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Rutibex posted:im pretty sure putting the elderly into internment camps violates the charter of rights Notwithstanding Clause, bitches!
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Over here in Mexico we have a daily press conference about the virus, with experts tracking the epidemic and answering journalist's questions about the situation. So far, over the past week and a half or so, there have been only 6 confirmed cases (5 from italy) and a couple hundred that tested negative so things are considered to be under control. Unfortunately during today's conference they revealed plans for a joint Canada-USA-Mexico program aimed at testing Spring Break tourists to make sure they are not infected before they leave their country and I just know you are going to gently caress it up and get us all sick.
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Yeah as a Canadian I don't feel safe teaming up with the US over this, they're psychos and completely incompetent.
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Barudak posted:So I gather Im just never leaving my apartment again and Amazon will become my only contact with the outside world. Not to pile on fear but do those amazon fulfillment warehouse people get sick time? Also, I watched a doc that said they don't have enough time for bathroom breaks... so probably not a whole lot of handwashing. Work Hard. Have Fun. Make History.
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Barudak posted:So I gather Im just never leaving my apartment again and Amazon will become my only contact with the outside world. There's also UberEats and the NHK man.
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Rutibex posted:im pretty sure putting the elderly into internment camps violates the charter of rights Hasn't stopped this country before.
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