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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

DancingShade posted:

Welcome to your new home for the next 6 months while the rest of the world tears itself apart in a panicked frenzy over poo poo tickets and squirty hand gel.

Insh'Allah.

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Kerosene19
May 7, 2007


Icept posted:

Dead man walking... posting?

That's me... I'm the dead man walking. Had to take my wife to urgent care 3x in the last 5 days and once to the ER.
Farewell goons.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Just used my $30 bidet for the first time and it was a bullseye :captainpop:

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

I saw the first Belgian hoarder yesterday at the store.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

FlamingLiberal posted:

Look at that age range for the deaths reported in Italy today

https://twitter.com/ViralRNA/status/1236721791650934786

:tinfoil:
so the US government is letting this spread unchecked in order to fix the social security imbalance, isnt it?

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!

Rutibex posted:

:tinfoil:
so the US government is letting this spread unchecked in order to fix the social security imbalance, isnt it?

you wouldn't believe this one weird trick for preventing social security bankruptcy

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Is there a cloth toilet paper you can wash and reuse ?

I’m seriously worried I’m going to have to raid the hardware store for belt sander loops and I’ll forget to turn them inside out before using them

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Rutibex posted:

:tinfoil:
so the US government is letting this spread unchecked in order to fix the social security imbalance, isnt it?

gonna be an expensive year for medicare though

Partycat posted:

Is there a cloth toilet paper you can wash and reuse ?

I’m seriously worried I’m going to have to raid the hardware store for belt sander loops and I’ll forget to turn them inside out before using them

pine cones. just don't try to flush them

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

I have a lot of books I can use, if things get dire.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Partycat posted:

Is there a cloth toilet paper you can wash and reuse ?

I’m seriously worried I’m going to have to raid the hardware store for belt sander loops and I’ll forget to turn them inside out before using them

You can just use a washcloth.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Pick posted:

You can just use a washcloth.

Or just any type of fabric that’s washable

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Rutibex posted:

:tinfoil:
so the US government is letting this spread unchecked in order to fix the social security imbalance, isnt it?

It does seem like if we keep letting it go unchecked its gonna kill a lotta old people.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

mrfart posted:


I saw the first Belgian hoarder yesterday at the store.

Well, we do have a saying that a beer fills the same as 2 slices of bread...

And it lasts much longer and hydrates at the same time.


So not such a bad move

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Someone translated an Italian doctor's account of recent events in their hospital:

https://np.reddit.com/r/medicine/comments/ff8hns/testimony_of_a_surgeon_working_in_bergamo_in_the/

Original post on the doctor's Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/daniele.macchini.52

quote:

«In one of the non-stop e-mails that I receive from my hospital administration on a more than daily basis, there was a paragraph on "how to be responsible on social media", with some recommendations that we all can agree on. After thinking for a long time if and what to write about what's happening here, I felt that silence was not responsible. I will therefore try to convey to lay-people, those who are more distant from our reality, what we are experiencing in Bergamo during these Covid-19 pandemic days. I understand the need not to panic, but when the message of the danger of what is happening is not out, and I still see people ignoring the recommendations and people who gather together complaining that they cannot go to the gym or play soccer tournaments, I shiver. I also understand the economic damage and I am also worried about that. After this epidemic, it will be hard to start over.

Still, beside the fact that we are also devastating our national health system from an economic point of view, I want to point out that the public health damage that is going to invest the country is more important and I find it nothing short of "chilling" that new quarantine areas requested by the Region has not yet been established for the municipalities of Alzano Lombardo and Nembro (I would like to clarify that this is purely personal opinion). I myself looked with some amazement at the reorganization of the entire hospital in the previous week, when our current enemy was still in the shadows: the wards slowly "emptied", elective activities interrupted, intensive care unit freed to create as many beds as possible. Containers arriving in front of the emergency room to create diversified routes and avoid infections. All this rapid transformation brought in the hallways of the hospital an atmosphere of surreal silence and emptiness that we did not understand, waiting for a war that had yet to begin and that many (including me) were not so sure would never come with such ferocity (I open a parenthesis: all this was done in the shadows, and without publicity, while several newspapers had the courage to say that private health care was not doing anything).

I still remember my night shift a week ago spent without any rest, waiting for a call from the microbiology department. I was waiting for the results of a swab taken from the first suspect case in our hospital, thinking about what consequences it would have for us and the hospital. If I think about it, my agitation for one possible case seems almost ridiculous and unjustified, now that I have seen what is happening. Well, the situation is now nothing short of dramatic. No other words come to mind. The war has literally exploded and battles are uninterrupted day and night. One after the other, these unfortunate people come to the emergency room. They have far from the complications of a flu. Let's stop saying it's a bad flu. In my two years working in Bergamo, I have learned that the people here do not come to the emergency room for no reason. They did well this time too. They followed all the recommendations given: a week or ten days at home with a fever without going out to prevent contagion, but now they can't take it anymore. They don't breathe enough, they need oxygen. Drug therapies for this virus are few.

The course mainly depends on our organism. We can only support it when it can't take it anymore. It is mainly hoped that our body will eradicate the virus on its own, let's face it. Antiviral therapies are experimental on this virus and we learn its behavior day after day. Staying at home until the symptoms worsen does not change the prognosis of the disease. Now, however, that need for beds in all its drama has arrived. One after another, the departments that had been emptied are filling up at an impressive rate. The display boards with the names of the sicks, of different colors depending on the department they belong to, are now all red and instead of the surgical procedure, there is the diagnosis, which is always the same: bilateral interstitial pneumonia. Now, tell me which flu virus causes such a rapid tragedy.

Because that's the difference (now I get a little technical): in classical flu, besides that it infects much less population over several months, cases are complicated less frequently: only when the virus has destroyed the protective barriers of our airways and as such it allows bacteria (which normally resident in the upper airways) to invade the bronchi and lungs, causing a more serious disease. Covid 19 causes a banal flu in many young people, but in many elderly people (and not only) a real SARS because it invades the alveoli of the lungs directly, and it infects them making them unable to perform their function. The resulting respiratory failure is often serious and after a few days of hospitalization, the simple oxygen that can be administered in a ward may not be enough. Sorry, but to me, as a doctor, it's not reassuring that the most serious are mainly elderly people with other pathologies. The elderly population is the most represented in our country and it is difficult to find someone who, above 65 years of age, does not take at least a pill for high blood pressure or diabetes.

I can also assure you that when you see young people who end up intubated in the ICU, pronated or worse, in ECMO (a machine for the worst cases, which extracts the blood, re-oxygenates it and returns it to the body, waiting for the lungs to hopefully heal), all this confidence for your young age goes away. And while there are still people on social media who boast of not being afraid by ignoring the recommendations, protesting that their normal lifestyle habits have "temporarily" halted, the epidemiological disaster is taking place. And there are no more surgeons, urologists, orthopedists, we are only doctors who suddenly become part of a single team to face this tsunami that has overwhelmed us.

The cases multiply, up to a rate of 15-20 hospitalizations a day all for the same reason. The results of the swabs now come one after the other: positive, positive, positive. Suddenly the emergency room is collapsing. Emergency provisions are issued: help is needed in the emergency room. A quick meeting to learn how the to use to emergency room EHR and a few minutes later I'm already downstairs, next to the warriors on the war front. The screen of the PC with the chief complaint is always the same: fever and respiratory difficulty, fever and cough, respiratory insufficiency etc ... Exams, radiology always with the same sentence: bilateral interstitial pneumonia. All needs to be hospitalized. Some already needs to be intubated, and goes to the ICU. For others, however, it is late. ICU is full, and when ICUs are full, more are created. Each ventilator is like gold: those in the operating rooms that have now suspended their non-urgent activity are used and the OR become a an ICU that did not exist before. I found it amazing, or at least I can speak for Humanitas Gavazzeni (where I work), how it was possible to put in place in such a short time a deployment and a reorganization of resources so finely designed to prepare for a disaster of this magnitude. And every reorganization of beds, wards, staff, work shifts and tasks is constantly reviewed day after day to try to give everything and even more. Those wards that previously looked like ghosts are now saturated, ready to try to give their best for the sick, but exhausted. The staff is exhausted. I saw fatigue on faces that didn't know what it was despite the already grueling workloads they had. I have seen people still stop beyond the times they used to stop already, for overtime that was now habitual. I saw solidarity from all of us, who never failed to go to our internist colleagues to ask "what can I do for you now?" or "leave that admission to me, i will take care of it." Doctors who move beds and transfer patients, who administer therapies instead of nurses. Nurses with tears in their eyes because we are unable to save everyone and the vital signs of several patients at the same time reveal an already marked destiny. There are no more shifts, schedules.

Social life is suspended for us. I have been separated for a few months, and I assure you that I have always done my best to constantly see my son even on the day after a night shift, without sleeping and postponing sleep until when I am without him, but for almost 2 weeks I have voluntarily not seen neither my son nor my family members for fear of infecting them and in turn infecting an elderly grandmother or relatives with other health problems. I'm happy with some photos of my son that I look at between tears and a few video calls. So you should be patient too, you can't go to the theater, museums or gym. Try to have mercy on that myriad of older people you could exterminate. It is not your fault, I know, but of those who put it in your head that you are exaggerating and even this testimony may seem just an exaggeration for those who are far from the epidemic, but please, listen to us, try to leave the house only to indispensable things. Do not go en masse to make stocks in supermarkets: it is the worst thing because you concentrate and the risk of contacts with infected people who do not know they are infected. You can go there without a rush. Maybe if you have a normal mask (even those that are used to do certain manual work), put it on. Don't look for ffp2 or ffp3. Those should serve us and we are beginning to struggle to find them. By now we have had to optimize their use only in certain circumstances, as the WHO recently recommended in view of their almost ubiquitous running low. Oh yes, thanks to the shortage of certain protection devices, many colleagues and I are certainly exposed despite all the other means of protection we have. Some of us have already become infected despite the protocols. Some infected colleagues also have infected relatives and some of their family members are already struggling between life and death. We are where your fears could make you stay away. Try to make sure you stay away.

Tell your family members who are elderly or with other illnesses to stay indoors. Bring him the groceries please. We have no alternative. It's our job. Indeed what I do these days is not really the job I'm used to, but I do it anyway and I will like it as long as it responds to the same principles: try to make some sick people feel better and heal, or even just alleviate the suffering and the pain to those who unfortunately cannot heal. I don't spend a lot of words about the people who define us heroes these days and who until yesterday were ready to insult and report us. Both will return to insult and report as soon as everything is over. People forget everything quickly. And we're not even heroes these days. It's our job. We risked something bad every day before: when we put our hands in a belly full of someone's blood we don't even know if they have HIV or hepatitis C; when we do it even though we know they have HIV or hepatitis C; when we stick ourselves during an operation on a patient with HIV and take the drugs that make us vomit all day long for a month. When we read with anguish the results of the blood tests after an accidental needlestick, hoping not to be infected. We simply earn our living with something that gives us emotions. It doesn't matter if they are beautiful or ugly, we just take them home. In the end we only try to make ourselves useful for everyone. Now try to do it too, though: with our actions we influence the life and death of a few dozen people. You with yours, many more. Please share and share the message. We need to spread the word to prevent what is happening here from happening all over Italy.»

yikes

Brave New World
Mar 10, 2010

Tei posted:

I have a lot of books I can use, if things get dire.

1940: Nazi Germany burns books.

2020: Capitalist America wipes its rear end with them.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

bob dobbs is dead posted:

its today, i think

:chanpop:

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Bardeh posted:

Someone translated an Italian doctor's account of recent events in their hospital:

https://np.reddit.com/r/medicine/comments/ff8hns/testimony_of_a_surgeon_working_in_bergamo_in_the/

Original post on the doctor's Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/daniele.macchini.52


yikes
This is pretty much what the reports were of the hospitals in China when things got really bad

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I'm going to add a bit extra to my weekly shop and skip the gym tomorrow namaste

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

all the "boomer flu" ppl need to read this bit a few more times

quote:

I can also assure you that when you see young people who end up intubated in the ICU, pronated or worse, in ECMO (a machine for the worst cases, which extracts the blood, re-oxygenates it and returns it to the body, waiting for the lungs to hopefully heal), all this confidence for your young age goes away.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

ymgve posted:

Or just any type of fabric that’s washable

Or just keep a few bottles of (rain)water near the toilet and wash your drat hands afterwards.

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard
I'm gonna mail my gramma a bunch of my dwindling stash of individually wrapped alcohol wipes for when she does her grocery shopping :( they're lifelong smokers in their 70s so I'm assuming they're goners if they catch it.
My mom is a nurse so ya know not much I can do for her.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Well, we do have a saying that a beer fills the same as 2 slices of bread...

And it lasts much longer and hydrates at the same time.


So not such a bad move

medieval monks got all of their calories from booze during lent

ufarn
May 30, 2009

Bardeh posted:

Someone translated an Italian doctor's account of recent events in their hospital:

https://np.reddit.com/r/medicine/comments/ff8hns/testimony_of_a_surgeon_working_in_bergamo_in_the/

Original post on the doctor's Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/daniele.macchini.52


yikes
this reads like one of those audio journals in videogames for something Very Bad that happened

e: Also not great:

https://twitter.com/ChristerEricson/status/1236780910130769921

ufarn fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Mar 9, 2020

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

friendly 2 da void posted:

all the "boomer flu" ppl need to read this bit a few more times

Statistically speaking it's still p unlikely that a young person will end up in that state relative to all the 70+ year olds. But you can watch exponentially more olds pass into the night with less psychological shock than to see one young and fit patient go. It's impossible to remain dispassionate and look at the raw numbers when the deceased could be you, a classmate or a child. For the olds even if they remind you of your (grand)parents, they're still expected to die at some point.

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

FlamingLiberal posted:

This is pretty much what the reports were of the hospitals in China when things got really bad

Jfc I wasn't really scares until I read that. I wonder what the real situation is in China right now.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


poverty goat posted:

medieval monks got all of their calories from booze during lent

This explains much about the illustrations in their manuscripts and books.

Effective-Disorder
Nov 13, 2013
Buy and large, there's time for fear-
Stalk this feed! Now lend an ear!
Our sources say it's man-made, suspicious!
While rumors abound that bat meat is delicious.

Hark, the news! Hide your erections!
A man from a podium gives cheerful directions;
Slobbering speeches, entrancing the masses:
"Keep slaving, keep the number up, and fatten yer asses!"

Hazmat suits, sold on QVC!
Do decorative swords count as PPE?
Come gather around and bid on this lot:
A paper-clip, some duck-tape, and one tater-tot.

From voodoo economics comes essential oils-
Work witchcraft, splash tinctures, rub salve on your boils:
$9.99 and 33% off!
Pinch your nose! Don't laugh or you'll cough!

Decoctions & nostrums, cures for the brain-dead?
Crazy Aunt Becky is basically a base-head.
Her plague-proofing method, an absolute gas:
Shove cotton balls of lavender, way up your rear end!

Hinky and kinky, the measures they'll take,
Whilst others insist that this news is all fake!
"It's just a flu bro!" the skeptics decried,
Whilst licking the surfaces, 'ere pathogens reside.

In fomites and poop spores, on faces and knobs-
"Oh please wash your hands, you foul fetid slobs!"
Though health officials beg this pedestrian task,
It's already too late, Bob's soiled his mask!

His goggles are gritty, smudged to dim vision faint!
With hands that had recently been scratching his taint.
He reuses his gloves, because there's a shortage;
Unlike his neighbors, who took out a mortgage.

They fume betwixt the walls o' their bog roll castle,
"This self-quarantine, what an absolute hassle!"
Responsibly cautious, not like some jerks-
Except for the fact that they mustn't miss work!

Tom sneaks to his job, an overtime shift,
Whilst Mary stays home and ploys eBay grifts.
Number goes up, their profits accrue!
Two weeks later, their faces turn blue.

The ship has set sail, we're in for a ride!
Quarantine ahoy! Is there nowhere to hide?
The buffet awaits, and though deck space is short,
You'll have a great view of the same ugly port!

No refunds allowed, did you not hear?
The contract's solid, the terms are all clear:
No money back, and you're sure to be sick!
It's not our fault–Corona's dummy thicc!

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

21st Cherry boy posted:

I'm gonna mail my gramma a bunch of my dwindling stash of individually wrapped alcohol wipes for when she does her grocery shopping :( they're lifelong smokers in their 70s so I'm assuming they're goners if they catch it.
My mom is a nurse so ya know not much I can do for her.

Their odds wouldn't be great but death would be far from certain, even with those conditions. Still, try to keep them safe

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

If you want to self-quarantine, that's fine, but calls for a government mandated quarantine are going to go over like a very moist virus-laden aerosol plume.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Im Ready for DEATH posted:

If you want to self-quarantine, that's fine, but calls for a government mandated quarantine are going to go over like a very moist virus-laden aerosol plume.

the best the government could do here (in the uk) would probably be to do something close to what Italy has done. I almost think it should happen before it's needed because cases are everywhere here already and while it's like a handful in each area they can't be isolated and the symptons just haven't shown up yet.

i can't imagine what america can do because you'll get a ton of gun nuts murdering people screaming about how the virus is fake or caused by vaccines or whatever.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Just lol at the notion of an American city actually implementing an effective quarantine. Places like Florida won't even shut down major public gatherings or their theme parks; California might at least get that done but most of the effort will probably be voluntary

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

21st Cherry boy posted:

I'm gonna mail my gramma a bunch of my dwindling stash of individually wrapped alcohol wipes for when she does her grocery shopping :( they're lifelong smokers in their 70s so I'm assuming they're goners if they catch it.
My mom is a nurse so ya know not much I can do for her.

A one part 5% bleach to nine parts water solution is fine for disinfecting things, alcohol and other disinfectant wipes aren't really essential. Wiping stuff down also has limited value if you're not washing your hands frequently and you're touching your face.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018





:golfclap:

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
I'm afraid

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

VanSandman posted:

I'm afraid

:glomp:
Its not really the right kind of hug but ?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
I’m 85 and I just want to live until I can cast a ballot in Nov. before going to heaven. I don’t even need to live to see the result. I’ll see it on Facebook from heaven.

Garfu
Mar 6, 2008

Much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight.
Just canceled a trip to SF at the end of the month. A relative close to Melinda Gates was told in confidence that they are expecting the largest outbreak in the country in the next week. :toot:

edit: clarify: my relative

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

If you're dead and you have access to Facebook then you aren't in heaven

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
I got 3 masks with replaceable p100 charcoal filters for wildfire season and gardening. Apart from "masks do nothing actually", are these any good? Like this one:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/3M-Medium-Half-Facepiece-Respirator-6000-Series-Reusable/21779001

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Lol the county I live in just had their first three cases of corona. From a cruise ship

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