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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
If you even so much as think you might have it, get checked. My normal flu I posted about went away a whole week ago but I still have a cough, constantly running nose, and sweaty hands/feet so I'm getting checked. There is no reason not to get checked if you have the time/insurance/services necessary and are under the weather. The worst thing that'll happen if you don't have it is you get checked and they say you don't have it and you wasted your time.

edit: Now is not the time to care about 'congesting the medical system'. The system exists to serve you, not the other way around.

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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mycomancy posted:

Yep, gonna stand by my original comment that you're a total dumbass who should keep his or her poo poo opinions and advice to his or herself.

:jerkbag:

bomb
Nov 3, 2005


numberoneposter posted:

I don't know where else to post this but I've adapted a carbonera recipe to quinoa in case we can't get pasta any more.

Just make pasta ya dingus

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Congrats on quitting! It's hard.

Also lung function starts improving like a month after you quit so thank past you for giving you better odds.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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CJacobs posted:

If you even so much as think you might have it, get checked. My normal flu I posted about went away a whole week ago but I still have a cough, constantly running nose, and sweaty hands/feet so I'm getting checked. There is no reason not to get checked if you have the time/insurance/services necessary and are under the weather. The worst thing that'll happen if you don't have it is you get checked and they say you don't have it and you wasted your time.

There actually is if you don't have proper symptoms, and if you go and ask to get checked without adequate reason you'll get turned away and told to come back if your symptoms worsen. This is because they don't have infinite testing kits and infinite time to spend on everyone who wants one so as to avoid straining the medical system.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Okay. Go get checked. The worst thing that'll happen is they'll say come back when it's worse. So go get checked.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

CJacobs posted:

Okay. Go get checked. The worst thing that'll happen is they'll say come back when it's worse. So go get checked.

Get a flu shot next time

owlhawk911
Nov 8, 2019

come chill with me, in byob

CJacobs posted:

Okay. Go get checked. The worst thing that'll happen is they'll say come back when it's worse. So go get checked.

no *coughs on u*

Sierra Nevadan
Nov 1, 2010

My family is all freaking out because we are flying to Amsterdam in a week.

I'm just like stick to the original plan, and they will probably check our temperature on the way home?

e: they were all trying to think of alternatives for a prepaid vacation and I was pushing Chile hard but they wouldn't have it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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CJacobs posted:

Okay. Go get checked. The worst thing that'll happen is they'll say come back when it's worse. So go get checked.

This is fine, even if it's just to get a lookover by a professional to see if a test is warranted.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Fojar38 posted:

This is fine, even if it's just to get a lookover by a professional to see if a test is warranted.

It's almost like that's what I meant by 'go get checked' and you're being pedantic for no reason

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Call ahead, tell them your symptoms, and they'll tell you not to come in because you haven't been to China.

Don't show up and sit in a waiting room with 10 other people who have symptoms.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Anne Whateley posted:

Call ahead, tell them your symptoms, and they'll tell you not to come in because you haven't been to China.


Great advice from a month ago

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Despera posted:

Great advice from a month ago

It's great advice for today, unfortunately. If we lived in a country that took this seriously it wouldn't be.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

bomb posted:

Just make pasta ya dingus
Listen I was trying quinoa out I don't cook with it often and fell back on an old favorite. Turns out it's still good.

Black beans are soaking. Going to make black beans Cubano tomorrow.

Were officially in Pandemic mode. :2bong:

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Also lung function starts improving like a month after you quit so thank past you for giving you better odds.

Thanks, I mean it :love:
I completely admit to being scared shitless. It's weird because my life super sucks no lie but I'm still that way. Just no courage at all
Smh

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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CJacobs posted:

It's almost like that's what I meant by 'go get checked' and you're being pedantic for no reason

Over the next couple of weeks there is going to be a massive rush of scared people to ER departments demanding to be tested and it's going to strain the medical system. Mitigating that kind of unnecessary strain is just as important as mitigating the spread of the virus itself.

That said I'm agreeing with you, it's still worth it to get a professional opinion. Goon opinions get overwritten by doctor opinions.

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

Spinz posted:

If I get this and die smoking will have killed me after all. It's ironic I quit in October. :shrug:
God this is so awful

Same, for me it was last April. :(

I'm weaning off with a vaporizer still, down to a negligible amount of nicotine. Guess it's time to make the last step.

EDIT: If it makes you feel any better-- China's numbers include a huge number of smokers, so their fatality rate is more or less what you can expect. Also have to account for extremely poor air quality.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Old Boot posted:

Same, for me it was last April. :(

I'm weaning off with a vaporizer still, down to a negligible amount of nicotine. Guess it's time to make the last step.

You can do it friend I believe in you!

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009

reality today is like when you put all your music in the same playlist and hit shuffle

and a lot of it becomes nonsense mashups

Jay-V fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Mar 12, 2020

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Incidentally, I spoke with my doctor yesterday and asked him about Covid 19 and what he thinks of it, and he said that on an individual level there probably isn't any reason to be more concerned about this than other seasonal outbreaks and the standard "wash hands, don't touch face, stay home if sick" applies. Except for the elderly and immunocompromised ofc, who need to take stricter precautions.

That said, this is Canada so ymmv

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Hanks and Wilson’s son, Chet Hanks, posted on Instagram that he just spoke to his parents, who are both “fine, they’re not even that sick. They’re not that worried about it, they’re not tripping. but they’re going through the necessary health precautions obviously.”

“Yeah, it’s true my parents got coronavirus. Crazy,” he says.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

It's great advice for today, unfortunately. If we lived in a country that took this seriously it wouldn't be.

Eh we were one of the first to bar entry from china

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The WHO dragging its heels to spare CCP feelings was really embarrassing and once this is all over hopefully they are pressured to reform in that regard.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Not that our Canadian health care is perfect but feel bad for the Americans who are going to get hosed by this

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Fojar38 posted:

Incidentally, I spoke with my doctor yesterday and asked him about Covid 19 and what he thinks of it, and he said that on an individual level there probably isn't any reason to be more concerned about this than other seasonal outbreaks and the standard "wash hands, don't touch face, stay home if sick" applies. Except for the elderly and immunocompromised ofc, who need to take stricter precautions.

That said, this is Canada so ymmv

Holy poo poo, it's amazing how your ego forces you to respond to getting completely owned and rebuked by trying to offer anecdotal counter-intuitive advice. Just stop posting.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
I have a sore throat today and my left testicle has hurt for a couple of days, true story. Am I getting the roni?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Drunk Nerds posted:

Holy poo poo, it's amazing how your ego forces you to respond to getting completely owned and rebuked by trying to offer anecdotal counter-intuitive advice. Just stop posting.

Mm yes, washing hands and not touching your face are definitely counter intuitive anecdotal advice conjured solely to save face from my brutal forum ownage.

Shut up and consider doing something helpful.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

CJacobs posted:

Okay. Go get checked. The worst thing that'll happen is they'll say come back when it's worse. So go get checked.

My insurance deductible is $7000. No.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Should I shave my beard

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

sweet thursday posted:

Should I shave my beard

i started thinking about this today. its real nice right now. =\

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Should I keep the beard and live in the woods!?

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I've been following the C-Spam and D&D threads, is Fojar still in here "UM ACTUALLY"ing the death toll ?

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Haircuts might not be a thing for a while, so definitely get a haircut

The Clitoris
Jan 29, 2020

Finding it makes all of your dreams come true
7000 gat dam. Like if you can't afford better health insurance you are bankrupt before the deductible anyway. gently caress America

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Rectal Death Adept posted:

I've been following the C-Spam and D&D threads, is Fojar still in here "UM ACTUALLY"ing the death toll ?

I'm still in here but no longer defending my mathematical errors, and I really don't have the time or interest to go over it again.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Fojar38 posted:

Mm yes, washing hands and not touching your face are definitely counter intuitive anecdotal advice conjured solely to save face from my brutal forum ownage.

Shut up and consider doing something helpful.

I am: I volunteered at my kids' elementary school's book fair all week, and yesterday evening I had a cough. So today I quarantined myself and my kids so that the 800 kids in that school would have minimal chance of getting the infection (although they might because of the 14 day incubation period, gently caress). I spent 15 hours cooped up with my hyperactive twins to keep the virus from spreading, what have you done except proven you have no idea what the gently caress you are talking about and giving horrible, horrible advice? Again, shut the gently caress up before people get killed from your horrible limp-dick pissing contest.

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


So did anything change since Trump's address WRT testing, or will you still get buttfucked by the bill if you haven't been to China?

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Fojar38 posted:

I'm still in here but no longer defending my mathematical errors, and I really don't have the time or interest to go over it again.

Are the thousands of corpses not impressed by the technical semantics argument that you don't think their quantity meets offhand criteria posted on an obscure internet forum? I can see how that could be tiring.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

azurite posted:

So did anything change since Trump's address WRT testing, or will you still get buttfucked by the bill if you haven't been to China?

Nope, just banning EU citizens from entering the US. Atleast, that is what it seems like he meant to say after the WH had to put out like 4 corrections to his speech

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