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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - the unseemly duck asked him, hast thou aught of grapes?
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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/WuTangClan/status/1239308716555542535

So THATS the Wu Tang secret? Amazing.

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/WuTangClan/status/1239308716555542535

G et toilet paper

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 01:28
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Lmaowned
https://twitter.com/hunterhoagland/status/1239214617064288259?s=21

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 01:28
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Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/WuTangClan/status/1239308716555542535

Wuhan Flu ain't nothing to gently caress with

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 01:35
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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 Flu Tang Clan

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 01:36
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239306776153071618?s=20

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239307912348078080?s=20

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239308072822210562?s=20

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239308755008962561?s=20

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239309000518373382?s=20

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239312246846693376?s=20

long but good read about doxxing from pics

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 02:06
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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/RachelMComedy/status/1239108075015081990

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 03:38
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Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/WuTangClan/status/1239308716555542535

I'll buy all the handsan that you've got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/extranapkins/status/1238579136957841408?s=20

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 04:02
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1239298486371151872

https://twitter.com/SJKSalisbury/status/1239185697271136259

ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 04:57 on Mar 16, 2020

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 04:54
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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Winter/status/1239407526933741568

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 06:22
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Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/1239383795205169152?s=20

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 06:27
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

 https://twitter.com/Simone_Biles/status/1238900533567651840

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 06:31
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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Hedenius posted:

https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/1239383795205169152?s=20

This is amazing.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1239298486371151872


Seattle, a city with some of the worst traffic in the country turned into a ghost town within days of the news that the virus was in the area, hopefully tech companies realize that WFH is practical for a lot of employees, and helps curb carbon emissions and traffic, as a bonus

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 06:51
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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/PearlRiverFlow/status/1238854066677088257

https://twitter.com/PearlRiverFlow/status/1239247968177459201

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 07:02
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Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/jazzedloon/status/1239361424868114432?s=20

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 07:29
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/ImJuneFacts/status/1239191877682855936?s=20

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 07:32
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Hedenius posted:

https://twitter.com/jazzedloon/status/1239361424868114432?s=20

https://twitter.com/KeithDavidHess/status/1239368436670758912?s=20

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 07:33
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/Horse_Jeans/status/1238909743105597441?s=20

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 07:38
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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/Horse_Jeans/status/1238909743105597441?s=20

The test results said maybe.

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 07:48
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Push El Burrito posted:

The test results said maybe.

https://twitter.com/rudy_mustang/status/1239243131503206403?s=20

Fake Edit:

Push El Burrito posted:

The test results said maybe.

I saw this when you first posted and for whatever reason I only got it just now.

Real Edit:
Apparently she was holding a monkey's paw when she made the original tweet, so we know it's her fault.

https://twitter.com/caitiedelaney/status/1239373565348253696?s=20

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 09:05 on Mar 16, 2020

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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

 dun dun DUN DUN

https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/1239356130427572231

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 09:27
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Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/rudy_mustang/status/1239243131503206403?s=20

Polis is garbage, but like, a fresh banana peel in the bin garbage, as opposed to hot diarrhea diaper in a can in direct sun for days garbage.

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 09:32
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Greatbacon posted:

Polis is garbage, but like, a fresh banana peel in the bin garbage, as opposed to hot diarrhea diaper in a can in direct sun for days garbage.

I don't know anything about either of them, happy to believe they're both terrible, but I just realized the Lt Governor of Florida thought nothing of driving to Colorado for a vacation, having a vacation, then driving back to Florida during a pandemic. That's like most of a month at bare minimum when there's a major crisis happening in your state.

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

 It's because he is rich and white and doesn't give a single gently caress about anything other than his paycheck.

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Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/frandrescher/status/1239320853671641089?s=21

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Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007
https://twitter.com/ebonyebawnebone/status/1239284295300263936?s=21

Mill Village has a new favorite as of 14:00 on Mar 16, 2020

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/iqraanabi/status/1239294114094632961

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/iqraanabi/status/1239294114094632961

This is my favorite today

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 17:59
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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/josephcorcoran/status/1239519525588144130

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239306776153071618?s=20

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239307912348078080?s=20

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239308072822210562?s=20

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239308755008962561?s=20

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239309000518373382?s=20

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1239312246846693376?s=20

long but good read about doxxing from pics

Isn't this stuff that brown moses company teaches now too

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Isn't this stuff that brown moses company teaches now too

What’s his company?

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

 https://twitter.com/jamisonwebb/status/1239599874850471938

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/anbara_salam/status/1239489588353216512

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 18:59
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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/anbara_salam/status/1239489588353216512

The lobster is what got me.

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Isn't this stuff that brown moses company teaches now too

Nah, what Emily did actually helped people

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 19:41
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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/SoLyrical/status/1239530063105798153?s=19

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 19:45
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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/jaypg9/status/1239431001731813376?s=21

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/ayesha_fatima8/status/1239266389799641089

https://twitter.com/rogermacginty/status/1239476248222543872

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 21:21
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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/jaypg9/status/1239431001731813376?s=21

I need a penguin fish-discovery montage

* # ? Mar 16, 2020 22:06
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