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Louisgod posted:Honestly, if anybody still has the ability to hit up a grocery store now to stock up on food, now's the time. Easy to give people poo poo for "panic shopping" when most people only meal prep a week out, so having kids at home means you have to plan for them as well. Best to stock up on everything so you don't have to leave the house for 3 or 4 weeks. Also a normal week's supply of food (and TP) are not going to last a week with everyone home full time. No eating out, no school lunches, and no poopin on company time means your supplies may not go as far as you normally expect.
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My wife is chinese and works for a large chinese company doing poo poo with genetic sequencing. A few days ago she was contacted by people at the largest hospital in sweden panicking that they couldn't test enough people. Officially Sweden had "changed the strategy" to only test really sick people. But that was only because hospitals started running out of test. This morning enough equipment to do 1000 tests a day landed in Sweden. My wife probably saved actual lives. China is gonna come out of this looking sooooo loving good.
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Hopes Fall posted:Weirdly plasticky. No crumb to speak of. My cousin who is something a bread goddess pronounced it as "simultaneously over proofed and under proofed; I didnt know that was possible." My partner gave up on trying to make regular bread since hers was coming out like that all the time. She changed to a soda bread recipe that she added some rosemary, garlic, and onion to, and it comes out flawless every time now. She's using this one I think: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/soda_bread_24837
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unpacked robinhood posted:China is gonna come out of this looking sooooo loving good. Lol what
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If you're staying at home why the gently caress are you worried about toilet paper, just take a shower after your daily poo poo if it takes more than one wipe. People obsess about the dumbest poo poo
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me while looking at my pantry deciding what to buy for the future
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Looks like a foreign actor has been attacking U.S. health and Human Service computer systems to disrupt the Covid-19 response. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-16/u-s-health-agency-suffers-cyber-attack-during-covid-19-response quote:Cyber-Attack Hits U.S. Health Agency Amid Covid-19 Outbreak
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precision posted:If you're staying at home why the gently caress are you worried about toilet paper, just take a shower after your daily poo poo if it takes more than one wipe. I have to cocoon at night or I dry out
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precision posted:If you're staying at home why the gently caress are you worried about toilet paper, just take a shower after your daily poo poo if it takes more than one wipe. what if you poo poo 8 times a day, apparently like the average american?
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veni veni veni posted:I gotta say I'm not sure how curfews are going to help anything? You clearly don't go out at night, that forces bars closed, it also prevents people from throwing a private party since they now need to provide place for every guest to sleep.
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anyone heard from Jose? How are they doing? Stay safe roni goons. Stay inside (I know this isn't hard for us) I'm not going to be too happy come wednesday when I'm not going into the office and getting stir crazy.
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sweet thursday posted:Lol what I have no idea, it's from c spam
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tater_salad posted:anyone heard from Jose? How are they doing? He’s posting in the cspam thread
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ehh I dunno if I wanna go into cspam I'd rather shitpost in GBS
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Louisgod posted:what if you poo poo 8 times a day, apparently like the average american? RIP
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Mar 16, 2020 21:56
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Yikes Pennsylvania is stopping all liquor stores? Really didn't see that one coming.
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Louisgod posted:what if you poo poo 8 times a day, apparently like the average american? eat more beans
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poverty goat posted:eat more beans I was led to believe that the more beans you consume the more you toot, does this not also apply to poopin?
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I finally have a name for my signature cocktail, its the quarantini
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I was led to believe that the more beans you consume the more you toot, does this not also apply to poopin? if you eat enough fiber your poops become practically self-wiping
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angryrobots posted:RMAO millennials convinced everyone to do this thing and spread a disease they're basically immune to MOTHERFUCKER
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unpacked robinhood posted:China is gonna come out of this looking sooooo loving good. Your wife may have saved a shitload of lives, and that's awesome, but uh, I don't think anyone's forgetting where the disease came from once this is all over.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Kemp is sitting on his hands, still, in GA. We have over 111 infected in an explosion from 60-ish on saturday evening, if I recall correctly. When Kemps office finally gave the call for USG schools) to be ready to transition to online courses after Spring Break, it caused more confusion and grief than if they just let each University handle it themselves. The only thing clear in their language was "We have no loving idea what we're doing but we all make 6 figures a year so we're qualified". Meanwhile, our department already had our poo poo sorted out, ready to roll online for class transition and had to modify based on bullshit they passed down. A true shitshow. Despite having the loving CDC right down the road.
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unpacked robinhood posted:My wife is chinese and works for a large chinese company doing poo poo with genetic sequencing. A few days ago she was contacted by people at the largest hospital in sweden panicking that they couldn't test enough people. Officially Sweden had "changed the strategy" to only test really sick people. But that was only because hospitals started running out of test. This morning enough equipment to do 1000 tests a day landed in Sweden. My wife probably saved actual lives. China is gonna come out of this looking sooooo loving good. 
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sweet thursday posted:Lol what this is not hard to understand which country was the only one to send significant medical support to italy? like it or not the origins of the outbreak will be forgotten in the coming propaganda offensive
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frogge posted:Your wife may have saved a shitload of lives, and that's awesome, but uh, I don't think anyone's forgetting where the disease came from once this is all over. they will, sorry. or at least to the extent of not caring about it relative to everything that happened afterwards
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Mozi posted:they will, sorry. or at least to the extent of not caring about it relative to everything that happened afterwards Yeah I don't think we're going to go to war with China or harshen Trump's moronic trade war with them either, but I imagine it's going to provide fodder for jingoists for a long time to come.
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Mozi posted:they will, sorry. or at least to the extent of not caring about it relative to everything that happened afterwards these days most people probably think the spanish flu came from spain, or had something to do with spain, so most likely people in the future will think this virus was caused by beer
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Earwicker posted:these days most people probably think the spanish flu came from spain, or had something to do with spain, so most likely people in the future will think this virus was caused by beer Nah I'm already calling it the chinese flu. It'll stick.
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Mozi posted:this is not hard to understand Propapanda
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Earwicker posted:these days most people probably think the spanish flu came from spain, or had something to do with spain, so most likely people in the future will think this virus was caused by beer Sales of the beer already took a hit. We won't need to wait, they're already doing it.
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Finally some answers. Everyone in my department and similar departments are temporarily laid off, although they might need some of us to come in next week to do a proper shut down of the stores. If we stay closed for more than 59 days it will be formal termination but hopefully that won't happen.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:What if you took one of the sharks from deep blue sea and then gave it Coronavirus? If you've have ever wanted to try some hosed up mad scientist bullshit I would say now is the time to do it. Infect the shark. You will go down in history. It would be like Frankenstein, but instead of assembling a golem made from cadaver bits brought to life with lightening you just cough on a big shark. I'm going to start small with ice cubes in the microwave. I have some theories I've been meaning to develop experiments for. Let's just say if half of my formulas are correct I might be well on my way to discovering where water comes from. Wish me luck. 
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pixaal posted:You clearly don't go out at night, that forces bars closed, it also prevents people from throwing a private party since they now need to provide place for every guest to sleep. Yes but it doesn't address all of the same issues that will occur during the day. It just seems like an odd half measure I guess.
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:If you've have ever wanted to try some hosed up mad scientist bullshit I would say now is the time to do it. Infect the shark. You will go down in history. It would be like Frankenstein, but instead of assembling a golem made from cadaver bits brought to life with lightening you just cough on a big shark. I’m already planning on loving a hand soap based Gollum to life I have a lot on my plate
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veni veni veni posted:Yes but it doesn't address all of the same issues that will occur during the day. It just seems like an odd half measure I guess. People enjoying nightlife during the day?
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People being around each other during the day. C'mon
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:People enjoying nightlife during the day? Well certainly the drinking part.
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