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Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


So there seems to be cause for optimisim.

https://twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1239780304082124800

https://youtu.be/U7F1cnWup9M <--- 6 min mark on how this can help for covid

S. Korea has over 8k cases, with about .1% death rate using their form of this treatment. Italy's death rate is over 7%.

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Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Donny "Tiny Hands" talked about how he had not been informed of shutting down the pandemic response teams and whined about it being someone else in the administration and that he was not involved.

Someone went digging:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...utm_medium=Feed

Apologies if that has already been posted.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

As promised here is my video of the corona-bomb/ quarantine bomb


https://youtu.be/48KWIUbc9CE

Thank you to goon wife for filming and my cat for nervously watching me drink

"The Glyfusessethin: It's Good For Your Lungs"

owlhawk911
Nov 8, 2019

come chill with me, in byob

pixaal posted:

a single yam? You would have so many things that boil off first you'd be lucky to get a single shot of usable vodka that wouldn't make you go blind. You gotta trash some of the nastier stuff and if you want itto taste good you need to only get the heart and find some sucker to buy the head and tail. You are going to want a lot of yams. It's not too difficult to make a still.

the head/tail now hold immense value as disinfectant, regardless of their fitness for human consumption. there's never been a better time to get into distillation

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Justin Credible posted:

So there seems to be cause for optimisim.

https://twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1239780304082124800

https://youtu.be/U7F1cnWup9M <--- 6 min mark on how this can help for covid

S. Korea has over 8k cases, with about .1% death rate using their form of this treatment. Italy's death rate is over 7%.

Elon Musk buys entire planets supply of HCQ and completes his final form.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
How much blindness are we looking at putting the entire population on high dose HCQ seasonally forever anyway? poo poo fucks your eyes longterm

edit: lol >7.5% at 5 years?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Puppy Galaxy posted:

according to goons.txt twitter your jerky habit is still going strong though. I am not saying this to be snarky, I appreciated the laugh

https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1239974793538965509?s=20

oh yeah lol I posted that for laughs but I haven't bought his jerky since 2012.. I still get the emails though!

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Going to work and interacting with human beings or even just sitting around in a cafe really added more color to my day than I realized. This poo poo sucks.

Atricks
Nov 5, 2003
Hurricane Man
Bars closing in various states? What a clever way to bring back 1920s style speakeasies 100 years later for a rerun!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
It too received an email from the jerky company I bought one thing from five years ago :stare:

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Atricks posted:

Bars closing in various states? What a clever way to bring back 1920s style speakeasies

The Simpson's predicted the return of Prohibition too.

"I'll get you Beer Baron."

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
i miss work lol

tripwood
Jul 21, 2003

"Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.
I live in a pretty small town in mid-northern Québec.

5 days ago, a guy at my work picked up his daughter in Montréal that just came back from Florida. He was supposed to quarantine her but instead threw a kid's birthday party over the weekend and came in to work all day monday. He only briefly mentioned all that after his shift. We are all pissed off beyond belief, he may have infected an entire village doing this.

Fuuuuuucker!

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Atricks posted:

Bars closing in various states? What a clever way to bring back 1920s style speakeasies 100 years later for a rerun!

Only if Evey single drink name is something covid19/wuhan/roni etc...


I need to stop and get more beer I will be empty by the weekend. And I have no kids and nowhere to go so it'll be me my girlfriend drinks and video games. I'll need to be druuunk becsuse isolation is really not great.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

We had 1/2 a large can of Lysol yesterday.

Today my wife found our 11yo empying it like an air freshener, because "that's what I do when I fart in my room".

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Justin Credible posted:

So there seems to be cause for optimisim.

https://twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1239780304082124800

https://youtu.be/U7F1cnWup9M <--- 6 min mark on how this can help for covid

S. Korea has over 8k cases, with about .1% death rate using their form of this treatment. Italy's death rate is over 7%.

That's promising

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

tripwood posted:

I live in a pretty small town in mid-northern Québec.

5 days ago, a guy at my work picked up his daughter in Montréal that just came back from Florida. He was supposed to quarantine her but instead threw a kid's birthday party over the weekend and came in to work all day monday. He only briefly mentioned all that after his shift. We are all pissed off beyond belief, he may have infected an entire village doing this.

Fuuuuuucker!

Sucks for the girl, but you should legit shun that man from every store and service in town.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

funmanguy posted:

lmao an admin assistant was in contact with someone who tested positive over the weekend, he made sure to fill out the VPN paperwork and personally deliver it to our offices before going to HR IN PERSON TO TELL THEM.

gently caress

Are that many people really not aware that asymptomatic transmission may be playing a huge role in the spread of this thing?

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
https://www.cnn.com/videos/health/2020/03/17/clearwater-beach-spring-break-coronavirus-mxp-vpx.hln


Amerigoons....



Why is your country and your people so loving stupid sometimes?


Take a wild guess where the next hot spot will be :(

zaurg
Mar 1, 2004

tater_salad posted:

Only if Evey single drink name is something covid19/wuhan/roni etc...


I need to stop and get more beer I will be empty by the weekend. And I have no kids and nowhere to go so it'll be me my girlfriend drinks and video games. I'll need to be druuunk becsuse isolation is really not great.

get some white claws

Althalin
Nov 19, 2019

Putting the ham in Chamon
Pork Pro


https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-17/for-ice-agents-its-business-as-unusual-day-after-sweeping-coronavirus-order

Christ almighty. Could they just, like, loving not?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


so much crazy bullshit lately. gently caress. personally and worldwide. people are losing their minds. my dad is still going to gas stations and grocery stores as of yesterday. i cant beg him to stay in any more. we just went for a drive across the lake to pick up some amazon packages from my parents place, the first time ive left the house since thursday. my nieces were there who i havnt seen in weeks. i got my mom to leave the packages in the backyard so i could just kind of grab them and go, as much as i was dying to see everyone. i used gloves and stuffed the boxes in a trash bag to get them back home, then lysol wipe everything down. extremely surreal. not to mention seeing everything open, everyone carrying on with their lives like everything is fine.

its just ramping up so quick i wouldnt be shocked if the moon exploded, or maybe hell gates start popping up and demons invade the earth. or maybe my balls will fall off? it seems like anything is possible. all i can say is the doom 4 ad campaign is getting a little out of hand.

Ghost of Babyhead
Jun 28, 2008
Grimey Drawer

Maybe it's time to replay Pathologic 2.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I don't want to do another night at the casino. It's my last shift of the week. Just 12 hours in there, but drat there's so many people and we're running out of soap and every other casino is closing but for some reason our gaming commission and our tribal business committee think we're the special casino that doesn't have to close. It's probably easy for them to make that decision because they work away from the actual casinos. Casinos are loving disgusting even when there isn't a pandemic.

Chomposaur
Feb 28, 2010




AKA Pseudonym posted:

Going to work and interacting with human beings or even just sitting around in a cafe really added more color to my day than I realized. This poo poo sucks.

I've been in a slump for a few days, and we had a group teleconference this morning and it was honestly the high point of my day. I'm kinda a loner by nature outside of work so those little work interactions are kinda critical to keeping me sane I guess.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Untrustable posted:

I don't want to do another night at the casino. It's my last shift of the week. Just 12 hours in there, but drat there's so many people and we're running out of soap and every other casino is closing but for some reason our gaming commission and our tribal business committee think we're the special casino that doesn't have to close. It's probably easy for them to make that decision because they work away from the actual casinos. Casinos are loving disgusting even when there isn't a pandemic.

My boss has the same mentality, doesn't have to personally be at the business so he's currently not giving a single poo poo about what's going on. Fortunately the joke is on him because the other coworker responsible for my area during day hours called out indefinitely two days ago and I'm going to do the same after my shift today. Isn't a situation where he can just hire someone either, they'd need a server's card and would have to be familiar with our stock or be poo poo out of luck. It takes over a month to train someone.

If he's not going to shut the store down then I'll just force him to do so by denying him labor that is essential and that he can't replace. Thank gently caress it's a smaller business.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

There’s some butt plug on Amazon trying to charge $268 for 24 packs of Nongshim Shin Black how do I report him for plague profiteering

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


All ICE agents are fascist garbage and deserve death.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

My CEO today sent out an email saying that letting people telecommute is currently not “necessary or beneficial” how do I make sure he gets the virus ASAP

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Leak the contents on social media and include his email + phone number.
See how long it takes for you to WFH.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
got some mexican food from our local spot. Gotta make sure they stick around.

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true


Wife and I live in Ohio and own a small veterinary hospital. Governor asked us to turn in any extra masks we have. My wife wants to help, but there is no loving way I am trusting the government to not do this poo poo with them.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Xenocides posted:

Donny "Tiny Hands" talked about how he had not been informed of shutting down the pandemic response teams and whined about it being someone else in the administration and that he was not involved.

Someone went digging:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...utm_medium=Feed

Apologies if that has already been posted.

lol "digging"

here's a public statement the president made at the podium in the white house press briefing room less than two years ago

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SwissDonkey posted:

I'm a salesman at a boutique store (specifically, camera store) in Australia. We also print photis on site. I spent the entire day in a silent rage as geriatric after geriatric toddled into the store to get a couple of prints done, as if nothing was out of the ordinary. I'm not worried about them spreading the virus in the store, but these people are in the super high risk category and aren't even acknowledging that there's a pandemic. There's a very good chance I won't have my job when this is all said and done, but right now all my anxieties are at the endless ignorant people (especially oldies, gently caress me) disregarding this as a real threat. I'm 100% going to lose multiple long term customers to this illness.

How old are we talking? 60s 70s? Yeah those are just idiots. But old old? Some of them just DGAF anymore.

Exhibit A:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GIdliIKviY

Rock on, extremely elderly lady.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Super fun time to figure out you have anxiety with a virus that makes breathing difficult!

Althalin
Nov 19, 2019

Putting the ham in Chamon
Pork Pro

I said come in! posted:

All ICE agents are fascist garbage and deserve death.

:guillotine:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Two Korean men stabbed in Montreal this weekend, a Korean restaurant robbed twice in the past month, buddhist temples getting vandalized (those dangerous buddhist terrorists can't win!!!)...
Anti-asian racism on the rise.

https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/covid-19-korean-consulate-issues-warning-after-violent-attacks-in-montreal-1.4856453

https://www.facebook.com/baohuy.le.73/posts/1921294924671899

Gotta love that "Chinese virus" oil that Trumop is dumping on the fire... jesus loving christ.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pro starcraft loser posted:

Super fun time to figure out you have anxiety with a virus that makes breathing difficult!
ive had a cold for like 2 weeks and i woke up this morning with my sinus all jammed up and had a hard time breathing out of my nose and i thought i had the roni until i launched a couple of snot rockets

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

numberoneposter posted:

ive had a cold for like 2 weeks and i woke up this morning with my sinus all jammed up and had a hard time breathing out of my nose and i thought i had the roni until i launched a couple of snot rockets

I've been snifflely which is fine, but reading the news yesterday got me on edge which suddenly meant my chest was heavy which got me anxious which got my chest tight which...

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I've been hacking up some wu-wu-boogie-browns. If you picking up what I'm putting down

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