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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Ugly In The Morning posted:

China typically reports only 200 or less flu deaths a year, their reporting on anything disease related is intensely hosed.

Can we compare their flu per capita to the US flu per capita then take the percent they appear to not be reporting and add that percentage to the COVID19 deaths that China reported? The raw numbers are likely wrong, but the curve is likely somewhat close at least. We have imperfect data and getting better data takes time and counting deaths in other countries. I'm just trying to think of ways to get the most complete information we can with what we got.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Handsome Ralph posted:

Holy poo poo, gently caress this stupid company so hard.

They need to stay afloat until the new consoles hit.

They aren't going to make it.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

pixaal posted:

Can we compare their flu per capita to the US flu per capita then take the percent they appear to not be reporting and add that percentage to the COVID19 deaths that China reported? The raw numbers are likely wrong, but the curve is likely somewhat close at least.

They reported 56 flu deaths in 2016, I’m pretty sure that if you tried the ratio is so skewed you couldn’t get anything usable. Not to mention the air pollution and state of Chinese healthcare (grab bags of antibiotics for everyone!!!) making for a completely different situation.

E:outside estimates put the death count that year at more than 100k, so if you want to use the same ratio multiply everything by 2000 at the low end if they fudge the numbers the same way. It’s all speculation, though.

Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Mar 19, 2020

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
The problem is the flu deaths are incredibly underreported so trying to do anything with that number besides call bullshit on their coronavirus death toll is a fool’s errand.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
yeah honestly i'm really wondering about the uighur camps right now. there was one report of an infection like two months ago and after that, nada

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


Former Nintendo of America president, Reggie Fil-Aimee now works for Gamestop corporate and makes these sort of decisions. :/

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


I said come in! posted:

Former Nintendo of America president, Reggie Fil-Aimee now works for Gamestop corporate and makes these sort of decisions. :/

He isn't there yet

but you shouldn't think this one executive is somehow a great guy just because he worked for Nintendo though

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013
Just took a voluntary one week vacation from work so I can relax a little while they figure out all this chaos. Not like I’ll be going anywhere in May anyway. Our field staff (ie. me) are not allowed to work from home so we are exposed multiple times daily to banks, large retail, factories, etc.
Our union is hesitant to call it a health and safety issue because they are pretty sure the company will just say if we can’t work, they aren’t paying us.
Although less and less of our clients have their doors open every day, so I think they’ll be laying us off in a week or two anyway.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Ugly In The Morning posted:

They reported 56 flu deaths in 2016, I’m pretty sure that if you tried the ratio is so skewed you couldn’t get anything usable. Not to mention the air pollution and state of Chinese healthcare (grab bags of antibiotics for everyone!!!) making for a completely different situation.

E:outside estimates put the death count that year at more than 100k, so if you want to use the same ratio multiply everything by 2000 at the low end if they fudge the numbers the same way. It’s all speculation, though.

For a country with over 1 billion people??! Lmao it's so shameless, they're not even trying to make it seem believable

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mozi posted:

yeah honestly i'm really wondering about the uighur camps right now. there was one report of an infection like two months ago and after that, nada

Much like the US's own camps if it's in there they're all dead and the people in power will celebrate while putting on a solemn face because the virus made their genocide that much easier and "blameless."

Goathead
Mar 28, 2003

Yeah, I saw a guys head spin. Like right off his neck. Why? Because I punched him. Top that!

NihilismNow posted:

Is reducing the bitrate even necessary across all of Europe? I haven't heard about any internet capacity problems here.
Maybe just reduce bandwith for countries with bad infrastructure.

It might not even be a last mile problem as much as an IX problem. If the interconnects between carriers are saturated, that would be your biggest bottleneck.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Goathead posted:

It might not even be a last mile problem as much as an IX problem. If the interconnects between carriers are saturated, that would be your biggest bottleneck.

Earlier this week AMS IX stated that they had no capacity problems and could handle a doubling of current traffic without issues.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.pornhub.com/insights/corona-virus


Bless the PornHub Data Analysts

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
doing my part

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Andrast posted:

He isn't there yet

but you shouldn't think this one executive is somehow a great guy just because he worked for Nintendo though

I mean my uncle used to work at Nintendo...

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I mean my uncle used to work at Nintendo...

My uncle gave his life for Nintendo

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010


I'm that entire worldwide increase so the data is skewed

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

poo poo tons of old people still coming into the bank to pay bills and break a $20 into $5s :psyboom:

Goathead
Mar 28, 2003

Yeah, I saw a guys head spin. Like right off his neck. Why? Because I punched him. Top that!

NihilismNow posted:

Earlier this week AMS IX stated that they had no capacity problems and could handle a doubling of current traffic without issues.

Good to know, I wonder how DE-CIX is doing.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

poo poo tons of old people still coming into the bank to pay bills and break a $20 into $5s :psyboom:

You need small bills to give to muggers in the future hellscape

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009
Chicago is going to be shut down tomorrow. Lightfoot is giving a conference at 5, but I'm about 95% sure the city will be under further locked lockdown starting tomorrow.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ethical question

should i feel at responsible if i get these boomers sick because they want to pay their loving phone bills in person? when will the liability be such that we, as a corporation, have to shut down or deny entry because boomers won't use alternative banking methods and the government is sitting on their hands??

lots and lots of mortgage appointments going on too with the lower rates, its hosed, if my roommate actually tests positive for covid then i for sure have it and have been contagious for at least a week now

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

numberoneposter posted:

ethical question

should i feel at responsible if i get these boomers sick because they want to pay their loving phone bills in person?

Nah.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Must not be rich boomers don't have time to write checks for every tiny bill

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

numberoneposter posted:

ethical question

should i feel at responsible if i get these boomers sick because they want to pay their loving phone bills in person? when will the liability be such that we, as a corporation, have to shut down or deny entry because boomers won't use alternative banking methods and the government is sitting on their hands??

lots and lots of mortgage appointments going on too with the lower rates, its hosed, if my roommate actually tests positive for covid then i for sure have it and have been contagious for at least a week now

If boomers can't figure out they can pay a bill on literally anything with an internet connection and go out during a pandemic targeting them then we are in Darwin award territory.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I turned on the news and they're reporting on "the great new hope from china: 0 new cases today !!" with zero attempt at perspective. Useless hacks

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Some dudes just rang my bell and knocked on my door for a minute wearing orange vests

I assumed it was something important so I go and answer

And these loving dudes are out here going door to door trying to sell solar panels

What the gently caress, mate.

Told them to piss off since they were standing well within six feet of me and to tell their boss to loving take people’s safety seriously

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

unpacked robinhood posted:

I turned on the news and they're reporting on "the great new hope from china: 0 new cases today !!" with zero attempt at perspective. Useless hacks

ya i really don't get this

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxMulder22791/status/1240454056419696641

Collective funeral in Bergamo

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My uncle gave his life for Nintendo

A sad casualty of the Nintendo-SEGA Wars

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Columbus GA just got it's first case of the virus and I live literally 2 minutes driving distance from the hospital where they are holding the patient.

People here are panicking.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Do I remember incorrectly, or did the number of confirmed cases in the US practically double over the past day? #whoa #italiano

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus


Come on down to my virus incubator, motherfuckers! It's open to the public! No restrictions!

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Just saw bread where donuts should be. It has been a pleasure knowing you all

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

steinrokkan posted:

Do I remember incorrectly, or did the number of confirmed cases in the US practically double over the past day? #whoa #italiano

I mean there have probably been people who've had the virus for weeks or maybe months here, we're only now testing for it so it's not a huge surprise

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

sweet thursday posted:

Just saw bread where donuts should be. It has been a pleasure knowing you all
Rules are gone. Law is void. We’re all goners.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Bread and donuts, living together, mass hysteria!

Clocks
Oct 2, 2007



Sockser posted:

Some dudes just rang my bell and knocked on my door for a minute wearing orange vests

I assumed it was something important so I go and answer

And these loving dudes are out here going door to door trying to sell solar panels

What the gently caress, mate.

Told them to piss off since they were standing well within six feet of me and to tell their boss to loving take people’s safety seriously

The police in my town actually sent out an alert a few days ago not to open the door for strangers claiming they're there for like a coronavirus thing because it's a scam. (Common scam apparently in my area is to pretend you're from a utility company or sthg, have one person chat you up while another goes inside your house and steals poo poo or whatever.) Either way I ain't opening my door for poo poo.

Monday I was expecting a somewhat pricey delivery so when they knocked on my door I jumped up and was there within 5-10 seconds. Package safely on the ground but literally no sign of the person who delivered it or their vehicle. Talk about being a master at social distancing.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I missed that gun chat but I've also been periodically considering grabbing one, when I get real bored. If the local wal-marts still sold them (they might I don't know) then I'd be fine to grab a shotgun and some shells/bullets/the projectile things that make the wounds. But I've never shot a gun in my life so that would be dumb as gently caress, any firearm would be functionally useless to me in a self defense situation. I would do much better with, almost anything, baseball bat, machete. Instead of a gun, I went and got even more weed and a case of my favorite liquor, and some bottles of wine, so that'll have to hold me instead of randomly blowing my own nuts off in the middle of the night.

The funny thing is how easy it would be, I have no record and live in VA, I could be swimming in guns and bullets after whatever waitng period, no training, no license. We may have too many rights.

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

numberoneposter posted:

ethical question

should i feel at responsible if i get these boomers sick because they want to pay their loving phone bills in person? when will the liability be such that we, as a corporation, have to shut down or deny entry because boomers won't use alternative banking methods and the government is sitting on their hands??

lots and lots of mortgage appointments going on too with the lower rates, its hosed, if my roommate actually tests positive for covid then i for sure have it and have been contagious for at least a week now

Oh sure
To not understand technology is a flaw deserving of death

Absolutely keep working knowing that you are likely killing those dumb old people

Even if you are just hastening the inevitable

What is a week of life worth anyway?

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