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iroguebot
Feb 15, 2001

Nerf this!

So my company (Frito Lay) in Houston apparently isn't letting our own driver's into the plant or something, production isn't really going on a week out of panic buying and we basically are getting a tiny fraction of orders what we should be getting to fill major retailers like Walmart, Kroger, and HEB. I'm not sure the full story about what's going on with the plant but our Houston factory basically supplies east to the Louisiana border, south to the coast and a good distance out to the north and west of the city, and everywhere is blown out. I'm basically just spending half my times in these stores with my hands in my pockets or cleaning shelves since there's very little to work. Despite retail being one of the few industries left operating, it's impossible to fill shelves and I suspect this panic buying will continue for well past this two weeks quarantine.. which honestly will probably be extended to four weeks like some people are predicting.

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Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.
On the bright side of all this my local vet is selling Blue Wilderness pet food for like $.35 a pound. So may my cats and dog live like kings and let my corpse rot unmolested.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




poverty goat posted:



They are pretty well spaced out, there aren't any large groups, and the small groups are probably families who are not self-isolating from each other so this really doesn't seem like the worst way to break quarantine on its face. just be sure to pee in the ocean, shower at home and don't use the water fountains.

yeah this doesn't look THAT bad. it's the same as people who are going hiking but the problem is all these people are gonna end up crowding the local shops

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

mike12345 posted:

I say start meditating every day. Doesn't fix your problems, but definitely takes the edge off. There's an Ask/Tell thread for buddhism, if you need guidance.

And do Wim Hof Breathing exercises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzCaZQqAs9I

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

iroguebot posted:

So my company (Frito Lay) in Houston apparently isn't letting our own driver's into the plant or something, production isn't really going on a week out of panic buying and we basically are getting a tiny fraction of orders what we should be getting to fill major retailers like Walmart, Kroger, and HEB. I'm not sure the full story about what's going on with the plant but our Houston factory basically supplies east to the Louisiana border, south to the coast and a good distance out to the north and west of the city, and everywhere is blown out. I'm basically just spending half my times in these stores with my hands in my pockets or cleaning shelves since there's very little to work. Despite retail being one of the few industries left operating, it's impossible to fill shelves and I suspect this panic buying will continue for well past this two weeks quarantine.. which honestly will probably be extended to four weeks like some people are predicting.

Four months, friend. It'll be four months...or fifteen days of baby has his turn.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

I've got a buddy who's all in on wim hof and is advocating it as a means for boosting immune system response for it to protect against the virus.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

i am harry posted:

Four months, friend. It'll be four months...or fifteen days of baby has his turn.

the 1918 flu pandemic took 500 days to be over.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


a little late but louisianas coming in hot with the nations highest infection rate per capita, with new orleans at the epicenter. i can’t tell what part of the roller coaster im on anymore.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

a little late but louisianas coming in hot with the nations highest infection rate per capita, with new orleans at the epicenter. i can’t tell what part of the roller coaster im on anymore.

roller-coaster-tycoon-crash.gif

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Roller COASTER

of LA

Say what?

Oo ooh ooh ooh

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

a little late but louisianas coming in hot with the nations highest infection rate per capita, with new orleans at the epicenter. i can’t tell what part of the roller coaster im on anymore.

Guess where my brother and SIL decided to go this weekend? Couldn't possibly cancel that trip.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



If anyone's not still refreshing the Johns Hopkins map every few hours like I am, I'm here to report that they've broken the US map back into data points by county instead of by whole states. Now you can see how close your own town is to the nearest outbreak!

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
My job's new corona virus protocols change every drat morning. I work at an ER vet and today at 12 am our new protocols had us not letting clients into the building unless their pet was dying/dead and even then that was iffy. I did CPR on a dog this morning that we pulled out of the client's car and they basically won't see it again until we hand over the body for home burial. Sad that they last time they saw their pet was it collapsed in the backseat.

Everything is being done over the phones-- history, estimates, bills, discharges, etc. Also we're suppose to wash our gloves and reuse them now? I'm not sure that the people who thought of that rule have ever tried to reuse gloves. The washing won't be hard, it's the pulling them off and then making sure I can stuff my hands in them again that'll be annoying.

I can't wait until I have to build a little glove clothesline in the ICU to hang up my washed and reused gloves so they can dry!

In good news, my job does have a giant amount of toilet paper stocked so we'll all be juuuuust fine.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Hazo posted:

If anyone's not still refreshing the Johns Hopkins map every few hours like I am, I'm here to report that they've broken the US map back into data points by county instead of by whole states. Now you can see how close your own town is to the nearest outbreak!

They've also taken off the China graph because lol and added a daily increase graph.

empty sea posted:

My job's new corona virus protocols change every drat morning. I work at an ER vet and today at 12 am our new protocols had us not letting clients into the building unless their pet was dying/dead and even then that was iffy. I did CPR on a dog this morning that we pulled out of the client's car and they basically won't see it again until we hand over the body for home burial. Sad that they last time they saw their pet was it collapsed in the backseat.

Everything is being done over the phones-- history, estimates, bills, discharges, etc. Also we're suppose to wash our gloves and reuse them now? I'm not sure that the people who thought of that rule have ever tried to reuse gloves. The washing won't be hard, it's the pulling them off and then making sure I can stuff my hands in them again that'll be annoying.

I can't wait until I have to build a little glove clothesline in the ICU to hang up my washed and reused gloves so they can dry!

In good news, my job does have a giant amount of toilet paper stocked so we'll all be juuuuust fine.

Our town's vet is doing the same thing- it's good to save all the medical professionals for the eventual tent/stadium hospitals.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

This are the maps/trackers I use

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

Bing seems to have a good tracker:

https://www.bing.com/covid

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Lonely Rolling Star posted:

On the bright side of all this my local vet is selling Blue Wilderness pet food for like $.35 a pound. So may my cats and dog live like kings and let my corpse rot unmolested.

LMAO a bargain to give your animals IBS

Goathead
Mar 28, 2003

Yeah, I saw a guys head spin. Like right off his neck. Why? Because I punched him. Top that!

1800 bible thumpers could only muster up 30 pints of blood between them.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

angryrobots posted:

LMAO a bargain to give your animals IBS

Seriously. Blue is loving dressed up trash that gives your animals the squirts at best and heart disease at worst. You're better off feeding your dog Disney ® brand Old Yeller dog food. Dog will live so long you have to put him down yourself.

Parachute
May 18, 2003

arcgis ftw. (maps!!!)

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


Tei posted:

Bing seems to have a good tracker:

https://www.bing.com/covid

The only good thing to have come out of Bing.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
That Bing tracker seems to be a day or two behind, in the couple of locations I checked.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Bing tracker says it took the world 3 days to go from 200,000 infected to 300,000 infected. . .

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

i am harry posted:

Four months, friend. It'll be four months...or fifteen days of baby has his turn.

Here in Australia we were told that the peak could come as early as May but might ..... MIGHT ..... be pushed back as far as July if the entire population is really careful about self-isolating. (Spoiler: a lot of them won't.) And that'd just be the tippy top of the parabolic curve, the infections would still continue and there'd be months and months of wind down after that. Of course that's assuming that there'll even be a downturn at that point, it could plateau for a while for all we know.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Double tap
“Uh oh”
Double tap
“UH OH”

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I like that Johnny Hop map because I can scream "gently caress you!" at the county above me, which has 10 cases, and cheer at my county, which has none.

(we absolutely have cases they're just undiscovered 0 people have been tested and this is all the most stereotypical deep south red state area you've ever seen)

Goathead
Mar 28, 2003

Yeah, I saw a guys head spin. Like right off his neck. Why? Because I punched him. Top that!

i am harry posted:

Bing tracker says it took the world 3 days to go from 200,000 infected to 300,000 infected. . .

4 days according to Worldometer (EOD Mar 17 through EOD Mar 21)

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

i am harry posted:

Bing tracker says it took the world 3 days to go from 200,000 infected to 300,000 infected. . .

Keep in mind these cases were likely out there, they just weren't being tested. Now that tests are more available, number go up

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Has someone put COVID-19 on the Big Dog shirt yet?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Goathead posted:

4 days according to Worldometer (EOD Mar 17 through EOD Mar 21)

As of 2:30pm Monday afternoon we're sitting on 350,000 cases so it looks like it''ll only take us two and a half days to go from 300,000 to 400,000.

Cacafuego posted:

Keep in mind these cases were likely out there, they just weren't being tested. Now that tests are more available, number go up
Yeah anytime we post any of these graphs it comes with the unspoken footnote that they're only the confirmed cases and there's no way of knowing how many actual cases there are out there and the testing protocols are inconsistent at best and negligently infrequent at worst.
Also don't forget that even though there are more tests available the number of undetected/asymptomatic infections are also rising ever minute of every day.





Edit: oh hey looks like the new Youtube craze is the "Cough in a stranger's face" challenge
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/i-am-disgusted-kids-cough-on-shop-attendant/ar-BB11yZUf

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Mar 23, 2020

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
The Bronx MD in my family said that even though testing is available, they mostly aren't doing it because sample collection requires a healthcare worker to use gowns/masks that they cannot spare. They only do the tests if absolutely necessary.

Meanwhile other doctors in various interviews I've heard are saying similar things, and that there are lots and lots of people dying from "influenza-like illness" that's probably COVID-19 but they aren't bothering to test the dead, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So basically every number out there is mega-skewed. Who'da thunk that we'd have amazing technologies that can take nasal samples and perform billion-fold amplifications of a target gene, but we can't run the tests because we don't have enough loving plastic aprons.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
listen to this song and replace mony with roni its been stuck in my head for a week

you make me (roni roni) FEEL so (roni roni) poo poo (roni roni) alright!! (roni roni)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkMgs3lFwkQ

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

This is a pretty good tracking page too, designed by a 17 year old.

https://ncov2019.live/data

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Cacafuego posted:

Keep in mind these cases were likely out there, they just weren't being tested. Now that tests are more available, number go up

yeah people really need to keep this in mind. Cases go up due to testing. A lot of people being tested may not even have all the symptoms either so the number is likely even higher. For that reason it's completely expected that the numbers keep going up the more people get tested.

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽

kloa posted:

The only good thing to have come out of Bing.

Excuse me, I'll have you know that bing might be the best porn search engine available.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

My employer has been insisting on people using their cameras on conference calls so we can maintain a "more personal presence".

Install a plugin that presents looping video to the OS as a virtual webcam.

If anyone notices, feign surprise. Say you’ll check if a reboot fixes it.

The reboot does fix it (and give you an opportunity to make a sandwich or whatever), but would you look at that? The problem mysteriously recurs however often you think you can get away with it.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


empty sea posted:

My job's new corona virus protocols change every drat morning. I work at an ER vet and today at 12 am our new protocols had us not letting clients into the building unless their pet was dying/dead and even then that was iffy. I did CPR on a dog this morning that we pulled out of the client's car and they basically won't see it again until we hand over the body for home burial. Sad that they last time they saw their pet was it collapsed in the backseat.

Everything is being done over the phones-- history, estimates, bills, discharges, etc. Also we're suppose to wash our gloves and reuse them now? I'm not sure that the people who thought of that rule have ever tried to reuse gloves. The washing won't be hard, it's the pulling them off and then making sure I can stuff my hands in them again that'll be annoying.

I can't wait until I have to build a little glove clothesline in the ICU to hang up my washed and reused gloves so they can dry!

In good news, my job does have a giant amount of toilet paper stocked so we'll all be juuuuust fine.

I feel for you man. My wife's a veterinarian and while she's not in an ER, she still has to go into the shelter she works through a couple of times a week to do surgeries that are needed. She's also privy to all the cases being sent over to the ER hospital and some of the stories have been real :smith:

Foster or adopt an animal if you can folks.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Platystemon posted:

Install a plugin that presents looping video to the OS as a virtual webcam.

If anyone notices, feign surprise. Say you’ll check if a reboot fixes it.

The reboot does fix it (and give you an opportunity to make a sandwich or whatever), but would you look at that? The problem mysteriously recurs however often you think you can get away with it.

This means you have to record a video for each set of clothing and better do it each day in case there's a stain or something. Do able, but you still need to get dressed. Doesn't seem worth the effort.

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
Wisconsin is finally issuing a stay at home order.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=657211265028332&id=359554911460637

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Someone at my company suggested we all webcam each other all day to prove were all working and my god it felt cathartic to tell them it was a deeply stupid idea we wont be doing.

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Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

I’m living in self-isolation right now; my restaurant is closed so I’m taking the opportunity to restrict my behavior for the greater good. It seems like most people are (in my area of Chicago, anyway).
My mom is a 65-year-old smoker, and is insisting on going to work every day...AS A THERAPIST IN A RETIREMENT HOME DOWNTOWN. I literally cried last night begging her to stay home. She insists that there is absolutely no way this (very high end) facility can manage telemedicine, and that she’s fine because they take her temperature at the door and she “has wipes.”
What the gently caress do I do here? She’s pitching fits about me “telling her how to live her life.” I’m honestly thinking about calling her facility and needling them about telemedicine/nonessential personnel.

Boomer Remover indeed.

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