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Non Serviam posted:The NYT had an op ed about how selective quarantines might be better, since it would focus our resources on those who need them most. Yeah it would basically mean providing secure housing to the vulnerable population. What they did with folks from the plague ships, but for millions of people. If 1 person in your household has high risk factors, but other members of your household do not and so are required to return to work/school, that person has to go live alone somewhere. No visitors in or out, for at least a year. I guess hotels? I imagine a lot of hotels are going to go under anyway. Some were already hurting or dying from trying to compete with airbnb, there's bound to be more now. So they could offer the vulnerable solitary confinement in failed hotels. Even if it's well-funded that's going to be awful, so nobody will want to stay. Then we can all shrug when they die and say they brought it on themselves.
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Number says death time
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Are there other people who need vents that this scarcity could be impacting? I'm thinking CF patients, premature babies, other reduced lung function vases
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:55 |
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Yes. Other diseases don't slow down just because of one big one.
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:56 |
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Adolf Glitter posted:Watching granny's ventilator being switched of on Skype is some dark, dark poo poo Deactivate granny when enough people show up on a hangout event, with a timer in case people forget to attend. unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Mar 24, 2020 |
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Blue tooth ventilators
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Hadlock posted:My vote is Los Angeles or Oakland A good friend of mine is currently in isolation due to presumptive positive in Queens; can't get a test because he's not high risk. He says he's fine, but I'm not buying what he's selling.
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JK Fresco posted:NB: chloroquine phosphate is not the drug. Do NOT buy it and poison yourself Give it a couple more weeks and people will be eating urinal cakes to get some of that sweet, precious Chlorine
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Hadlock posted:My vote is Los Angeles or Oakland I'm in brooklyn. Been nice knowing everyone. I'll be sure to spray paint some weird poo poo all over the walls of the apartment before I die as per the rules of all zombie media
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zer0spunk posted:I'm in brooklyn. Been nice knowing everyone. I'll be sure to spray paint some weird poo poo all over the walls of the apartment before I die as per the rules of all zombie media Do some hidden treasure hunt! Don't hide the treasure but make it go to a real place so people think someone beat them or it's not the real answer.
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 22:02 |
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Put some coins in flower pots, maybe a ham
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Pick posted:Put some coins in flower pots, maybe a ham Frozen ham, in the top tank of the toilet. No one will notice for a few weeks and it will smell rancid.
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you guys want me to prank the coroner that finds my decomposing corpse??
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zer0spunk posted:you guys want me to prank the coroner that finds my decomposing corpse?? ok whats the plan
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a mysterious cloak posted:Seriously people, you do not need n95s. You know who does? I do, and all the people I work with. I'm in the room with covid patients every day and we have almost no n95s to go around. When we run out and I've got to collect a covid swab on somebody's mom, or dad, or kid, or grandparent, am I going to have to just pray they don't cough (they all do)? Then hope I don't give it to coworkers, or worse, my wife and son? That's all true, but ordering from loving aliexpress isn't going to have any effect on the local supplies. If someone wants to be a panicky baby then buying from aliexpress or wish.com is the least harmful way to do so.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:ok whats the plan no that was in response to ole ham hidey over there pretty sure my dead body is going to hide the toilet meat smell prank bud
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zer0spunk posted:no that was in response to ole ham hidey over there Oh, do you not normally smell like rotting ham?
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zer0spunk posted:you guys want me to prank the coroner that finds my decomposing corpse?? ye
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Maybe you need to eat more ham?
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unpacked robinhood posted:Deactivate granny when enough people show up on a hangout event, with a timer in case people forget to attend. **Like and subscribe** Google Butt posted:Blue tooth ventilators Internet Of Things monkey tennis zer0spunk posted:you guys want me to prank the coroner that finds my decomposing corpse?? YerDa Zabam fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Mar 24, 2020 |
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Grape posted:You have some very confused ideas of American geography. Ok not on all sides, but still too many And ya, some lakes in the way, but im not counting those Stocky Manhood fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Mar 24, 2020 |
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zer0spunk posted:no that was in response to ole ham hidey over there No that is the point they get your body out and the smell doesn't go away so they have to start looking for it
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Oh, do you not normally smell like rotting ham? you should 100% see a doctor
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UK daily increase number went up from 900 yesterday to 1400 today, welp 600, 900, 1400...
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I'm down.
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Stocky Manhood posted:Ok not on all sides, but still too many No I mean like, you're surrounded by Ohio and Michigan and maybe Pennsylvania. Unless your idea of tip is something else.
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pixaal posted:Frozen ham, in the top tank of the toilet. No one will notice for a few weeks and it will smell rancid. Putting holes in the walls (or removing the cable TV faceplate) and dropping a pound of raw chicken or fish, then replacing the faceplate is nice You need to put at least half a pound so it doesn't dry out in a day or two Rooms will stink to high hell but not obvious location, have to pull the walls apart to clean them
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Earwicker posted:if you are getting away by going out to the actual wilderness and wont be around other humans fine, but if you are going to a small backcountry town to "get away" like thousands of other brilliant people you are just going to die on a cot in an even more crowded school gymnasium or church No I'm in a low density place with lots of food options that don't include crowding up a store, and the house can store a lot of stuff as opposed to our expensive shoebox. We do a supply run to a regular supermarket once a week and otherwise don't need to move out of the property. If I'd stayed I'd be out every other day and get coughed at by plebs and geriatrics, nope.
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Adolf Glitter posted:UK daily increase number went up from 900 yesterday to 1400 today, welp 2200 tomorrow. C'mon, give us a Fibonacci!
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thats 900 not 800
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zer0spunk posted:you guys want me to prank the coroner that finds my decomposing corpse?? Right before you die, swallow a ton of popcorn kernels, shove them up your rear end, your nose, as many as possible. Will be a nice surprise in the crematorium.
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JK Fresco posted:Lol thr media is as dumb as those people who died eatinh fishtank cleaner Is it a violation of the bloodlust rule to laugh at anyone dumb enough to believe anything president dipshit says, especially if it’s a recommendation to drink aquarium additives?
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gary oldmans diary posted:thats 900 not 800
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Cuddly Tumblemumps posted:edit:Possibility of lower basal body temps in sedentary (and obese) impacts what a fever is. We are, as a country, looking at lowering the average body temp due to lifestyle changes over the past 100-years. Beachcomber posted:Isn't the census on pause?
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Been feeling a little short of breath today but have no other symptoms at all of a covid19 infection I think I've freaked myself out and the more I think about it the worse it gets. I can hold my breath for 30 seconds pretty easily and I heard that's a good sign I'm not drowning internally.. but when I'm just sitting around I randomly find myself catching my breath.. Remember me goons
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The Duggler posted:
The source on that is a chain email saying someone’s smart uncle said that.
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The Duggler posted:Been feeling a little short of breath today but have no other symptoms at all of a covid19 infection Maybe you’re just fat
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The Duggler posted:Been feeling a little short of breath today but have no other symptoms at all of a covid19 infection Even if you've just got a cold that means you've failed the hand washing test. Shame. Shame.
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The Duggler posted:Been feeling a little short of breath today but have no other symptoms at all of a covid19 infection This is called anxiety.
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The Duggler posted:Been feeling a little short of breath today but have no other symptoms at all of a covid19 infection Yeah the breath test is bullshit, pay no notice to that
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