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Can anyone recommend some good action movies without sex scenes, or bikini’s/strip clubs in them.
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 22:56 |
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oh but seriously I posted:I love Tilda, despite my better judgement. My closest brush with fame is Tilda is good friends with one of the few of my dad's school friends he keeps in contact with and she's extremely nice as well as being very talented. And she has that real star quality, she'd met my dad one time, he and my mam got invited to some movie screening at her house and she was all "Kenny, it's lovely to see you again" and that sort of thing. Just a way for making everyone seem important even when they are my old man. She isn't from this part of the world but she's done a lot with bringing a mobile cinema around this rural part of Scotland and so on. Also a socialist.
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 23:20 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:Can anyone recommend some good action movies without sex scenes, or bikini’s/strip clubs in them. I think you're good with the first Raid movie
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 23:22 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:Can anyone recommend some good action movies without sex scenes, or bikini’s/strip clubs in them. the raid dredd die hard (there’s like one second of titty but it’s not in a bikini or a strip club so it fits your stipulation) meals on wheels police story predator there’s more but that’s six movies right there watch those first then you can have additional movies
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 23:32 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:Can anyone recommend some good action movies without sex scenes, or bikini’s/strip clubs in them. The Raid and Police Story
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 23:35 |
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forkboy84 posted:My closest brush with fame is Tilda is good friends with one of the few of my dad's school friends he keeps in contact with and she's extremely nice as well as being very talented. And she has that real star quality, she'd met my dad one time, he and my mam got invited to some movie screening at her house and she was all "Kenny, it's lovely to see you again" and that sort of thing. Just a way for making everyone seem important even when they are my old man. I worry she's a bit bougie but I cannot help it she is extremely my poo poo. Julia might be my favourite movie of all time.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 01:01 |
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I don't recall any fuckin in Sudden Death, the greatest hockey film of all time
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 01:12 |
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Was it Tilda Swinton who did a roving art installation piece where she'd just climb into a big clear box and go to sleep, and you could come to the gallery and watch her sleep? Because if so I love (even more) Tilda Swinton.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 01:37 |
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WatermelonGun posted:the raid Dredd has that whole psychic rape thing so while I love Dredd I dunno that it counts
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 01:39 |
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Lamuella posted:Best Punisher is Jon Bernthal in season 2 of Daredevil only. They kind of screw the pooch with the Punisher standalone series but he absolutely captures the "this is a war that ends when I die" concept super hard in Darevevil. I liked the standalone Punisher stuff because it did exactly what Punisher's supposed to do: war is terrible and what it does to people ought to be a crime.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 01:41 |
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Predator is all about Bill Duke and Jesse Ventura's smoldering love for each other and needs to be recognized as a great love story of our time.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 01:42 |
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Jerusalem posted:Was it Tilda Swinton who did a roving art installation piece where she'd just climb into a big clear box and go to sleep, and you could come to the gallery and watch her sleep? Because if so I love (even more) Tilda Swinton. Yes, she is extremely good.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 01:45 |
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Appreciate the recommendations. How's the John Wick series in terms of sex/nudity? I'm interested in the films but gotta be considerate of my party.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 01:58 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:Appreciate the recommendations. How's the John Wick series in terms of sex/nudity? I'm interested in the films but gotta be considerate of my party. Violent as poo poo but Keanu has strong vocel energy.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 02:01 |
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Does The Dog Die (dot com) contains a list of basically everything objectionable for each movie, and you can scroll down and see yourself. It looks like part 2 has an upper half of a butt in one scene but that's it for anything resembling sexual content. e: Try BKO: Bangkok Knock Out. It's a Thai martial arts film made by a stuntment about a team of Thai stuntmen who get put in a Dangerous Game situation. There's no sex or titillation. Just some good old fashioned ultra violence and lax safety laws. TTBF fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:Can anyone recommend some good action movies without sex scenes, or bikini’s/strip clubs in them. The first 3 Rambo movies, no Steven Segal movie ever, Kickboxer, Bloodsport, Chocolate, Ong Bak, the Boyka movies of Undisputed, all the John Wick movies, Hard Boiled, Pray for Death, Kill Crazy, Sudden Death, You're totally right J-ru neeeeeever mind on that. Jiro fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Apr 8, 2020 |
# ? Apr 8, 2020 02:05 |
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The Fast and Furious movies are absolutely packed with male gaze bullshit though, a metric shitton of slow-mo footage of girls in miniskirts and thongs walking or women in bikinis emerging out of water in slow-mo.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 02:07 |
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Fist of Legend.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 02:08 |
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Jerusalem posted:The Fast and Furious movies are absolutely packed with male gaze bullshit though, a metric shitton of slow-mo footage of girls in miniskirts and thongs walking or women in bikinis emerging out of water in slow-mo. Yea even that would be a little over the line in this situation but that does the dog die website was a great suggestion thanks TTBF. Awesome suggestions everyone thanks, this is a great place for movie suggestions oddly enough, some diverse and good tastes. Eat My Fuc fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Fist of Legend. OOOH, Tai Chi Zero, Tai Chi Hero, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Legend of Drunken Master II, The Legend I - II, Iron Monkey, The Grandmaster, Ip Man 1-3
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 02:16 |
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KungFu Hustle is so loving great
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 02:23 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:Can anyone recommend some good action movies without sex scenes, or bikini’s/strip clubs in them. John Wick 2 and 3. Matrix 1 and 3. Hot fuzz. 13 assassins
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 02:47 |
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Shard posted:John Wick 2 and 3. Matrix 1 and 3. Hot fuzz. 13 assassins I thought 13 Assassins would be a no go due to the whole mutilation reveal scene. Can't believe I forgot about Hot Fuzz, and The Matrix. OHHHH Gross Pointe Blank!
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 02:55 |
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Jiro posted:OHHHH Gross Pointe Blank! This person gets it.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:00 |
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Jiro posted:I thought 13 Assassins would be a no go due to the whole mutilation reveal scene. Darn forgot about that part. Then what about captain America winter soldier. Mad max fury road or Logan. Shin godzilla and godzilla future wars
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:04 |
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Jiro posted:OHHHH Gross Pointe Blank! gently caress I haven't watched this movie in years, yeah it's really good.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:17 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:Can anyone recommend some good action movies without sex scenes, or bikini’s/strip clubs in them. Indiana Jones (first 3) Star Trek (follow the Evens Good/Odds bad rule and include Galaxy Quest) Jaws 3:10 to Yuma Batman (1989) Big Trouble in Little China Buffy the Vampire Slayer Clash of the Titans (either one is good) Dirty Dozen Duel Fifth Element (? I don’t think has boobs; idk what your bikini standard is and if Jovavich in her thing counts) Forbidden Kingdom (shut up I like it okay) Kung Fu Panda Men in Black Mission Impossible 1, 3, GP, and Fallout The Princess Bride First Blood Reign of Fire Stardust Terminator 2 (? I don’t think there’s boobs) True Lies The Warriors (though I guess there is a brothel scene but I don’t think there’s nudity) Okay that’s it that’s my list
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:31 |
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Captain Magic posted:Terminator 2 (? I don’t think there’s boobs) During the climax (no pun intended) the T1000 runs through a series of previous identities and there's a flash of nudity, though you'd have to be pretty hard up to find it arousing. That said, the scene where the orderly thinks Sarah Connor is comatose is super loving creepy and uncomfortable to watch.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:33 |
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Jerusalem posted:During the climax (no pun intended) the T1000 runs through a series of previous identities and there's a flash of nudity, though you'd have to be pretty hard up to find it arousing. I forgot about both of those!
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:36 |
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Captain Magic posted:
Mila is nude initially before they apply the bandages to her. It's brief, but if the audience is going to flip out over any nudity then it's a no-go.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:41 |
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Arnold punches through a guys torso in Terminator but you can see his wangus so it’s an evil film
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:42 |
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Red is also a good pick.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:45 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:Can anyone recommend some good action movies without sex scenes, or bikini’s/strip clubs in them. The 36th Chamber of Shaolin Five Deadly Venoms Jiro posted:The first 3 Rambo movies, no Steven Segal movie ever, Kickboxer, Bloodsport, Chocolate, Ong Bak, the Boyka movies of Undisputed, all the John Wick movies, Hard Boiled, Pray for Death, Kill Crazy, Sudden Death, Doesn't Bloodsport have an odd sex scene between Van Damme and the reporter?
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:54 |
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mariooncrack posted:The 36th Chamber of Shaolin Hell yes, this movie is loving awesome.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:03 |
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Mad Max Fury Road definitely has scantily clad people but it's shot in a very not-male gaze-y way and the women have a lot of agency, maybe it counts? Excellent action film all round really. EDIT: Someone already said Mad Max! Still great. Also I saw True Lies in the list but iirc there's a scene where Arnold coerces his wife to do a striptease or something for him? I might be thinking of the wrong Arnold film... Artelier fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Apr 8, 2020 |
# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:06 |
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Yeah, in True Lies he tricks his wife into thinking she's been tasked to plant a listening device in the room of a bad guy (himself in the shadows, using a tape recorded voice) and he makes her dance in her underwear for him.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:13 |
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WatermelonGun posted:dredd Karl Urban's version did have something like a sex scene in it. Man, I love Urban as Judge Dredd. I wish they made another one with him in it.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:19 |
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It makes me so sad that movie was a financial bomb, it was so loving good.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:21 |
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Jerusalem posted:KungFu Hustle is so loving great One of the best movies ever I usually rewatch that and Shaolin Soccer about once a year. It's sad that the rumored Kung Fu Hustle 2 never got made. As of January 2020 Stephen Chow is still saying the sequel will be a thing but he's been saying that since the first one came out.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:23 |
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Listen apparently I just zone out during a lot of the nudity or stripping times in movies, what can I say Watch True Lies if you’re not restrained by puritans, it’s good
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:29 |